Kelly in front of Cohan's Tavern when he that a driverless car slowly down the street. He to the car, in, and on the emergency brake with a jerk.
Kelly out very proudly and to the man who him, "I it!"
"I know, you idiot!" the man. "I it!"

A young businessman a beautiful office and it with antiques. However, he was worried because no business in. One day he there, worrying, when he a man come into the outer office. Wanting to look busy, he the phone and he a big deal. He loudly about big figures and huge commitments. Finally, he down the phone and the visitor, who patiently at the door, "Can I help you?"
The man , "I've come to install the phone."