
Kelly
in front of Cohan's Tavern when he
that a driverless car
slowly down the street. He
to the car,
in, and
on the emergency brake with a jerk.
Kelly
out very proudly and
to the man who
him, "I
it!"
"I know, you idiot!"
the man. "I
it!"

A young businessman
a beautiful office and
it with antiques. However, he was worried because no business
in. One day he
there, worrying, when he
a man come into the outer office. Wanting to look busy, he
the phone and
he
a big deal. He
loudly about big figures and huge commitments. Finally, he
down the phone and
the visitor, who
patiently at the door, "Can I help you?"
The man
, "I've come to install the phone."