Joe and Lena
breakfast with their usual morning cup of coffee; they
to the weather report coming over the radio.

"There
3 to 5 inches of snow today, and a snow emergency
," the weather report
. "You must park your cars on the odd numbered side of the streets."
Joe
"Yes, okay, I
it." and
up from his coffee.
The next day they
with their morning cups of coffee and the weather forecast
, "There
2 to 4 inches of snow today, and a snow emergency
. You must park your cars on the even numbered side of the streets."
Again, Joe
"Yes, okay," and
up from his coffee.
Two days later, again they
with their cups of coffee and the weather forecast
, "There
be 6 to 9 inches of snow today, and a snow emergency
. You must park your cars on the - "
Just then the power
out and Joe
the rest of the instructions.
He
to Lena and
"Yes, what
now, Lena?"
Lena
"Aw, Joe, why don't you just leave the car in the garage today?"