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Sure, they were small, furry and more than just pets, but who'd have thought they'd telepathically bond together with one purpose in mind: the extinction of mankind. By peeing in our water supplies, they released radical unknown drugs which unlocked our telepathic abilities Unable to control these new powers, man is laid siege by his uncorked seeds of desire. From the sky fall symbols of man-kind's biggest hangups, destroying everything in their path…
Destroy falling objects with your penis*. You start with 2 sperm, and will die if you run out. Everytime you're hit you lose 1 sperm. Use your condoms to avoid being hit. Condoms stay on for a limited time.
* This may be a 1st for you women.
Throughout the 80s, there were all kind of weird, whacky games on the Commodore 64. They were usually of low quality and often quick hacks of some other game; Pakacuda, for example, one of the first Pac-Man clones on this platform, got hacked into Sexacuda, where the player character eats little green penises and gets hunted by Herpes. On the PC such games were rare. And while Astrotit is certainly akin to Sexacuda in some way, it is not a hack of some other game, and it is certainly not low quality. The graphics especially are very good for a CGA game, and a freeware game at that. For the creators had an interesting business model: they gave their game away for free and tried to sell T-shirts instead. Maybe something the 21st century game industry should look into, instead of taking resort to annoying copy protection schemes and lawsuits.
