Mean Cuisine


What is it?
Sort of a weird Pac-Man clone, 2003, Windows.
What computer or emulator will it run on?
I guess anything that runs Windows 9x properly.
Tags
Retro.

Derek Yu, so he says, wrote this game mainly to teach himself DirectX programming. The result was a comparatively slow-paced arcade game that in some ways resembles Pac-Man and in some ways not.

You control a strange alien called Mr. Poo who seems to consist mainly of stomach. He has to eat all the time to keep his health up. Lucky for him, Mr. Poo has found a pizza parlor where the chef keeps dropping goodies all the time. He has to be careful however not to be seen. If the chef sees him, he'll say Mamma Mia! and be so shocked that he won't drop anything for a short while.

Unfortunately, the pizza parlor sells doughnuts too and therefore proves to be a cop magnet. One by one, they'll be coming in. If one of them sees Mr. Poo, he'll try to arrest him. When he's up close, Mr. Poo can fart at him, which will knock him out. When he comes to, he will have forgotten everything.

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Last modified 2008-07-06