INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('Age is a high price to pay for maturity.','Anonymous');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('Age isnt important unless youre a cheese.','Anonymous');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('Aging is bad, but consider the alternative.','Anonymous');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('Be comforted, that in the face of all aridity and disillusionment, And despite the changing fortunes of time, There is always a big future in computer maintenance.','Anonymous');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('Behind every successful man stands an amazed woman.','Anonymous');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('Clever liars give details, but the cleverest dont.','Anonymous');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('Conscience gets a lot of credit that belongs to cold feet.','Anonymous');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('Entropy isnt what it used to be.','Anonymous');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('George Washington is the only president who didnt blame the previous administration for his troubles.','Anonymous');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('I really hate this damn machine, I wish that they would sell it. It never does just what I want, But only what I tell it.','Anonymous');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('If God had meant for us to be in the Army, we would have been born with green, baggy skin.','Anonymous');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('If God had meant us to eat fish fingers, he would have given fish fingers.','Anonymous');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('If God had not given us sticky tape, it would have been necessary to invent it.','Anonymous');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('If only Mama Cass shared that ham sandwich with Karen Carpenter, they both might be alive today.','Anonymous');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('If pro is the opposite of con, then what is the opposite of Progress?','Anonymous');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('If there is anything better than to be loved it is loving.','Anonymous');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('If youre not five minutes early, youre ten minutes late.','Anonymous');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('Illiterate? Write for help!','Anonymous');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('Is life worth living? That depends on the liver.','Anonymous');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('Law of Computability Applied to Social Sciences: If at first you dont succeed, transform your data set.','Anonymous');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('Life is a swirling eddy of despair in an ever blackening universe.','Anonymous');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('Love is a matter of chemistry, but Sex is a matter of physics.','Anonymous');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('Love is blind; friendship closes its eyes. Friendship is the only cement that will hold the world together. Make new friends but keep the old ones; one is silver and the others gold.','Anonymous');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('My friend, why have you drifted so far away? All motion is relative, maybe it is you who have moved away by standing still.','Anonymous');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('Never take life too seriously; after all, no one gets out of it alive.','Anonymous');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('None but a mule denies his family.','Anonymous');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('O God, thy sea is so great, and my boat is so small.','Anonymous');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('Old soldiers never die. Young ones do.','Anonymous');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('One cannot change the past, but one can ruin the present by worrying over the future.','Anonymous');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('Pizza is a lot like sex. When its good, its really good. When its bad, its still pretty good.','Anonymous');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('Remember, if you smoke after sex your doing it too fast.','Anonymous');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('Sex is like snow... You never know how many inches youre going to get or how long it will last.','Anonymous');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('So live that you can look any man in the eye and tell him to go to hell.','Anonymous');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('Speak glowingly of those greater than yourself, And heed well their advice... even though they be turkeys.','Anonymous');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('Strange how much you have to know before you know how little you know.','Anonymous');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('Tell a man that there are 300 billion stars in the universe, and hell believe you.... Tell him that a bench has wet paint upon it and hell have to touch it to be sure.','Anonymous');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('The best way out of a difficulty is through it.','Anonymous');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('The chicken probably came before the egg, because it is hard to imagine God wanting to sit on an egg.','Anonymous');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('The one who loves least controls the relationship.','Anonymous');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('The only drawback with morning is that it comes at such an inconvenient time of day.','Anonymous');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('The right half of the brain controls the left half of the body. This means that only left handed people are in their right mind.','Anonymous');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('The trouble with doing something right the first time is that nobody appreciates how difficult it was.','Anonymous');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('There is no genius free from some tincture of madness.','Anonymous');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('Those who cant write, write manuals.','Anonymous');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('To be intoxicated is to feel sophisticated but not be able to say it.','Anonymous');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('Unix is the answer, but only if you phrase the question very carefully.','Anonymous');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('What matters is not the length of the wand, but the magic in the stick.','Anonymous');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('When you dont have an education, youve got to use your brains.','Anonymous');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('While your friend holds you affectionately by both your hands you are safe, for you can watch both of his.','Anonymous');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('Whoever loves instruction loves knowledge, but he who hates correction is stupid.','Anonymous');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('Woke up this morning and found myself dead.','Anonymous');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('You are a fluke of the universe... You have no right to be here. Whether you can hear it or not, the universe is laughing behind your back.','Anonymous');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('You are young at any age if youre planning for tomorrow.','Anonymous');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('You can resole your boot, but you cant reboot your soul.','Anonymous');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('100,000 lemmings cant be wrong.','Graffiti');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('1948 ... A novel for dyslexics by George Orwel.','Graffiti');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('A bank manager is someone who lends you an umbrella when the sun is shining, and who asks for it back when it start to rain.','Graffiti');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('A friend in need is a pain in the ass.','Graffiti');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('A man is as old as he feels. But never as important.','Graffiti');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('A man is as old as the woman he feels.','Graffiti');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('A phone call costs less than you think. Soon itll cost more than you believe.','Graffiti');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('A sense of humour is the difference between ambition and achievement.','Graffiti');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('A seven day honeymoon makes one weak.','Graffiti');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('Absolute zero is cool.','Graffiti');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('Alas poor kilroY, I knew him backwards.','Graffiti');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('All that glitters is not gold. - All that doesnt glitter isnt either.','Graffiti');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('Always be sincere - Even when you dont mean it.','Graffiti');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('Always put the important before the merely urgent.','Graffiti');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('Always tell her shes pretty, especially when she isnt.','Graffiti');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('Amnesia rules - O.','Graffiti');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('An Australian lover is like a wombat :- he eats roots, shoots, and leaves.','Graffiti');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('An expert is a person who has made all the mistakes which can be made in a very narrow field.','Graffiti');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('An honest politician is one who, when he is bought, will stay bought.','Graffiti');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('Anarchists of the world unite !','Graffiti');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('Anarchy, No rules - OK?','Graffiti');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('Anyone who can see through a woman is missing a lot.','Graffiti');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('Anyone who goes to see a psychiatrist, ought to have his head examined.','Graffiti');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('Are you a schizo? - If so, that makes four of us.','Graffiti');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('Arsonists of the world, ignite!','Graffiti');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('Asking the boss for a rise may not be patriotic, but it will help the government with the extra tax if it comes off.','Graffiti');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('Assassination is an extreme form of censorship.','Graffiti');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('Australian foreplay - "Brace yerself Sheila."','Graffiti');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('Avoid life - Itll kill you in the end.','Graffiti');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('Be alert - your country needs lerts.','Graffiti');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('Be apathetic today. - I think Ill leave it till tomorrow.','Graffiti');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('Be creative, invent a perversion.','Graffiti');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('Be wary of strong drink. It can make you shoot at tax collectors - (and miss).','Graffiti');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('Blow your mind - smoke gunpowder.','Graffiti');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('Charity covers a multitude of sins, but curiosity soon uncovers them again.','Graffiti');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('Conscience is the little thing that tells you someone is sure to find out.','Graffiti');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('Constipation is the thief of time.','Graffiti');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('Dead people are cool.','Graffiti');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('Death is hereditary.','Graffiti');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('Definition of a prostitute - receiver of swollen goods.','Graffiti');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('Do to the other fellow as he would do unto you. But for Gods sake do it first!','Graffiti');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('Dont drink water, fish breed in it.','Graffiti');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('Dont Panic. Count to ten ... then Panic!','Graffiti');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('Dont Panic. The Earth is just being demolished for a hyperspace bypass.','Graffiti');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('Dyslexia rules KO.','Graffiti');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('Dyslexics of the world untie !','Graffiti');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('Einstein rules relatively OK - in theory anyway.','Graffiti');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('Every man reaps what he sows, except the amateur gardener.','Graffiti');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('Experience, the name given by men to their mistakes.','Graffiti');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('Get stoned - Drink liquid cement.','Graffiti');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('God is not dead - he just couldnt find a parking place.','Graffiti');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('Happiness cant buy money.','Graffiti');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('Have you read the Penguin Book of Quotations. I never realised penguins had that much to say.','Graffiti');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('Help preserve wildlife. Pickle a Squirrel today!','Graffiti');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('Heredity is the thing a child gets from the other side of the family.','Graffiti');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('How do the Japanese do it? Because we let them.','Graffiti');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('I dont want to achieve immortality through my work... I want to achieve it by not dying.','Graffiti');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('I have a drink problem, I cant afford it.','Graffiti');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('I looked up my wifes family tree. Most of her relatives are still climbing around in it.','Graffiti');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('I used to be a schizophrenic, but now Im lonely.','Graffiti');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('I used to be indecisive; now Im not sure.','Graffiti');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('Id give my right arm to be ambidextrous.','Graffiti');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('Im immortal - so far.','Graffiti');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('If a woman wants to learn to drive, dont stand in her way.','Graffiti');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('If God had not meant us to write on walls, he would never have given us an example.','Graffiti');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('Ironic isnt it, that God gave the tortoise a drag factor of 0.03.','Graffiti');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('Is the US ready for self-government?','Graffiti');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('Is there an imaginary cure for hypochondria?','Graffiti');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('It is now beyond any doubt that cigarettes are the biggest cause of statistics.','Graffiti');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('Jesus Saves - and Dalglish gets the rebound!','Graffiti');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('Jesus Saves - not on my salary he doesnt.','Graffiti');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('Jesus Saves - with the Woolwich.','Graffiti');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('Jesus Saves, Moses invests, but only Buddha pays dividends.','Graffiti');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('Just because youre paranoid it doesnt mean they arent out to get you.','Graffiti');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('Just when I was getting used to yesterday along came today.','Graffiti');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('Keep Britain tidy, shoot a tourist.','Graffiti');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('Laugh, and the world laughs with you. - Snore and you sleep alone.','Graffiti');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('Laugh, and the world thinks you are an idiot.','Graffiti');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('Life is a sexually transmitted disease.','Graffiti');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('Living on Earth is expensive, but it does include a free trip around the sun.','Graffiti');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('Lord give me patience...... But Hurry!','Graffiti');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('Love is blind. And when you get married you get your eyesight back.','Graffiti');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('Love Thy Neighbour - But dont get caught.','Graffiti');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('Make love, not war; get married and do both!','Graffiti');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('Marijuana is natures way of saying "high".','Graffiti');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('Money isnt everything. - It isnt even enough!','Graffiti');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('My wife wears rubber gear and whips me. Ohhhhh Kay!','Graffiti');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('Neurotics build castles in the air. Psychotics live in them, and Psychiatrists charge them rent.','Graffiti');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('Never put off till tomorrow what you can avoid altogether.','Graffiti');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('No one feels as helpless as the owner of a sick goldfish.','Graffiti');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('People in glass houses shouldnt throw stones. Neither should they nail up pictures.','Graffiti');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('Racial prejudice is a pigment of the imagination.','Graffiti');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('Real Ale - reaches the parts Heineken darent mention.','Graffiti');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('Reality is an illusion caused by lack of alcohol.','Graffiti');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('Reality is for people who cannot cope with science fiction.','Graffiti');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('Reincarnation is making a comeback!','Graffiti');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('Sado-masochism means not having to say youre sorry.','Graffiti');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('Save trees, eat more beavers.','Graffiti');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('Say it with flowers - give her a trifid.','Graffiti');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('Smile - things may get worse more slowly.','Graffiti');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('Smoking - think of it as evolution in action.','Graffiti');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('Study art and logic - learn to draw your own conclusions.','Graffiti');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('Sudden prayers make God jump.','Graffiti');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('Support British steel - smelt the Iron Lady.','Graffiti');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('The Annual Conference of Clairvoyants has been cancelled due to unforeseen circumstances.','Graffiti');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('The English country gentleman galloping after a fox - the unspeakable in pursuit of the uneatable.','Graffiti');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('The first three minutes of your life can be dangerous ... The last three can be pretty dodgy too!','Graffiti');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('The meek shall inherit the earth - in 6 x 2 plots.','Graffiti');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('The reason that people here get lost in thought is because its such unfamiliar territory.','Graffiti');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('The road to success is usually under construction.','Graffiti');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('The trouble with political jokes is that they get elected.','Graffiti');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('Time is an illusion perpetrated by the manufacturers of space.','Graffiti');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('Welsh men only marry Welsh women because sheep cant cook.','Graffiti');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('When God shook the tree of life, all the nuts landed in California.','Graffiti');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('"Faith" can be defined as "any mans hope that the human spirit is capable of understanding"; that anything actually matters in the larger universe; and that understanding anything could be important outside of our own selfish whims and desire to survive.... and somehow, because it is important, understanding can go on without us, waiting only to be rediscovered by the future, or at worst, pissed away, in spite of all our prayers, and work, and suffering.','Unknown');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('24 hours in a day, 24 beers in a case. Coincidence?','Unknown');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('A bank is a place that will lend you money if you can prove that you dont need it.','Unknown');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('A barber shop on a cruise ship gives crew cuts!','Unknown');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('A bird in hand is safer than one overhead.','Unknown');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('A chronic disposition to inquiry deprives domestic felines of vital qualities.','Unknown');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('A closed mouth gathers no foot.','Unknown');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('A critic is a legless man who teaches running.','Unknown');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('A diamond cannot be polished without friction, nor the man perfected without trials.','Unknown');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('A dog does not bite the hand that feeds him. That is the principal difference between a dog and a man.','Unknown');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('A faithful car will continue to be faithful until the day you fit it with four brand new tyres, then it will fall apart.','Unknown');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('A friend is someone who likes you in spite of yourself.','Unknown');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('A good memory does not equal pale ink.','Unknown');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('A heart that loves is always young.','Unknown');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('A journey of a thousand miles begins with a cash advance.','Unknown');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('A kings castle is his home.','Unknown');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('A liberal is a conservative whos been arrested. A conservative is a liberal whos been mugged.','Unknown');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('A man who turns green has eschewed protein.','Unknown');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('A mind is like a parachute. Its only useful when its open.','Unknown');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('A minute now is better than a minute later.','Unknown');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('A penny saved is ridiculous.','Unknown');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('A pipe gives a wise man time to think and a fool something to stick in his mouth.','Unknown');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('A plucked goose doesnt lay golden eggs.','Unknown');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('A religious conservative is a fanatic about a dead radical.','Unknown');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('A rolling stone gathers momentum.','Unknown');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('A skunk is better company than a person who prides himself on being "frank."','Unknown');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('A Smith & Wesson beats four aces.','Unknown');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('A society without religion is like a crazed psychopath without a loaded .45!','Unknown');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('A Wise Man can see more from the bottom of a well than a Fool can see from the top of a mountain.','Unknown');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('A 300 safety device will protect a 10p fuse from blowing.','Unknown');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('Access Time: The time between the instant at which information is called for, and the instant at which management expects the final report.','Unknown');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('Adolescence: a stage between infancy and adultery.','Unknown');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('After all is said and done, a lot more has been said than done.','Unknown');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('Age and treachery will always overcome youth and skill.','Unknown');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('Alimony and bribes will engage a large share of your wealth.','Unknown');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('All that glitters has a high refractive index.','Unknown');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('Always be happy, but never be satisfied.','Unknown');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('Always draw your curves then plot the readings.','Unknown');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('Always remember that you are unique. Just like everyone else.','Unknown');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('Ambition is a poor excuse for not having enough sense to be lazy.','Unknown');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('An authority is somebody who can tell you more about something than you really care to know.','Unknown');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('An easily understood, workable falsehood is more useful than a complex incomprehensible truth.','Unknown');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('An idea is not responsible for the people who believe in it.','Unknown');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('Anarchy is better than no government at all.','Unknown');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('And so we plough along, as the fly said to the ox.','Unknown');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('Animals can be driven crazy by placing too many in too small a pen. Homo sapiens is the only animal that voluntarily does this to himself.','Unknown');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('Another ingredient for a happy marriage: In a family argument, if it turns out you are right - apologise at once!','Unknown');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('Any given program, once running, is obsolete.','Unknown');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('Any inanimate object, regardless of its position, configuration or purpose, may be expected to perform at any time in a totally unexpected manner for reasons that are either entirely obscure or else completely mysterious.','Unknown');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('Any small object when dropped will hide under a larger object.','Unknown');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('Any tool dropped while repairing a car will roll underneath to the exact centre.','Unknown');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('Anything free is worth what you pay for it.','Unknown');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('Anything good in life is either illegal, immoral or fattening!','Unknown');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('Anything that begins well ends badly. Anything that begins badly ends worse.','Unknown');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('Are you going to come quietly, or do I have to use earplugs?','Unknown');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('As a goat herd learns his trade by goat, so a writer learns his trade by wrote.','Unknown');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('As far as we can discern, the sole purpose of human existance is to kindle a light of meaning in the darkness of mere being.','Unknown');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('As you read the scroll, it vanishes...','Unknown');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('Assembler: One who drops his card deck.','Unknown');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('Avoid quiet and passive persons, unless you are in need of sleep.','Unknown');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('Back up my hard drive? I cant find the reverse switch!','Unknown');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('Bad spellers of the world, untie!','Unknown');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('Be happy while youre living, for youre a long time dead.','Unknown');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('Be moderate where pleasure is concerned, avoid fatigue.','Unknown');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('Be not afraid of growing slowly, be only afraid of standing still.','Unknown');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('Beauty lies in the hands of the beerholder.','Unknown');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('Bedfellows make strange politicians.','Unknown');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('Pain is inevitable, suffering is optional.','Unknown');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('Beer - its not just for breakfast any more.','Unknown');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('Beer is good food.','Unknown');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('Beer. If you cant taste it, why bother!','Unknown');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('Beer: Natures laxative.','Unknown');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('Behind every argument is someones ignorance.','Unknown');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('Better to light a candle than to curse the darkness.','Unknown');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('Beware of quantum ducks. <quark> <quark>','Unknown');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('Bicycle Law: A 30 pound bicycle needs a 20 pound lock. A 40 pound bicycle needs a 10 pound lock. A 50 pound bicycle doesnt need a lock. All bicycles weigh 50 pounds.','Unknown');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('Bit: The increment by which programmers slowly go mad.','Unknown');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('Brain..... The apparatus with which we think that we think.','Unknown');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('Breakpoint: The point at which programmer increments past last bit available.','Unknown');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('Bubble Memory: A derogatory term, usually referring to a persons intelligence. See also Vacuum tube.','Unknown');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('Buck up, little camper. Things arent so bad.','Unknown');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('Bug: Small living things that small living boys throw on small living girls.','Unknown');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('Buy old masters. They bring better prices than young mistresses.','Unknown');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('Call on God, but row away from the rocks.','Unknown');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('Carelessly planned projects take three times longer to complete than expected. Carefully planned projects take only twice as long.','Unknown');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('Cats are like Baptists. They raise hell but you cant catch them at it.','Unknown');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('Celibacy is not hereditary.','Unknown');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('Chaining: A method of attaching programmers to desk, to speed up output.','Unknown');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('Checkpoint: The location from which a programmer draws his salary.','Unknown');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('Christ died for our sins. Dare we make his martyrdom meaningless by not committing them?','Unknown');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('Civilization Law 1: Civilization advances by extending the number of important operations one can do without thinking about them.','Unknown');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('Clean mind, clean body: Take your pick.','Unknown');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('Cogito ergo spud. [I think, therefore I yam.]','Unknown');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('College doesnt warp reality, it just gives you a better sense of how warped reality is.','Unknown');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('Compile: A heap of decomposing vegetable matter.','Unknown');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('Computer hackers do it all night long.','Unknown');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('Computer modellers simulate it first.','Unknown');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('Computer programmers dont byte, they nibble a bit.','Unknown');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('Computer programmers know how to use their hardware.','Unknown');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('Computers are not intelligent. They only think they are.','Unknown');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('Computing power increases as the square of the cost.','Unknown');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('Conscience: Something that feels terrible when every thing else feels swell.','Unknown');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('Conversation enriches the understanding, but solitude is the soul of genius.','Unknown');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('Core storage: A receptacle for the centre section of apples.','Unknown');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('Counter: An area over which martinis are served.','Unknown');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('Courage is your greatest present need.','Unknown');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('Crash: What a detached programmer would dearly love to do, for at least eight hours.','Unknown');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('Creativity is great, but plagiarism is faster.','Unknown');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('CRT: A movie about a little alien who forgets his telephone number and must write home.','Unknown');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('Cursor: An expert in four-letter words.','Unknown');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('Darkness reigns at the foot of the lighthouse.','Unknown');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('Death is Natures way of saying slow down.','Unknown');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('Default: De line west of which de state of California will float off to sea at de next major quake.','Unknown');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('Device: Medieval torture instrument such as thumbscrew, iron maiden.','Unknown');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('Do not believe in miracles - rely on them.','Unknown');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('Do not clog intellects sluices with knowledge of questionable uses.','Unknown');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('Do something unusual today. Accomplish work on the computer.','Unknown');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('Do you need a silencer if you are going to shoot a mime?','Unknown');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('Documentation is like sex; When its good, its fantastic, when its bad...','Unknown');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('Documentation: A manual which tells you how to use a program, system, or utility one version ago, and which is now unsupported.','Unknown');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('Dont build a new ship out of old wood.','Unknown');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('Dont force it, get a larger hammer.','Unknown');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('Dont hate yourself in the morning ... sleep till noon.','Unknown');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('Dont worry if youre a kleptomaniac; you can always take something for it.','Unknown');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('Draft beer, not people!','Unknown');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('Drive defensively ... buy a tank.','Unknown');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('Earn cash in your spare time ... blackmail friends.','Unknown');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('Eat well, stay fit, die anyway.','Unknown');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('Error: What someone else has made when they disagree with your computer output.','Unknown');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('Eschew obfuscation.','Unknown');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('Eternal vigilance is the price of liberty.','Unknown');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('Every man dies; not every man lives.','Unknown');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('Every Titanic has its iceberg.','Unknown');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('Everybody should believe in something - I believe Ill have another drink.','Unknown');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('Experiments should be reproducible, they should all fail in the same way.','Unknown');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('External Storage: Wastebasket.','Unknown');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('Familiarity breeds attempt.','Unknown');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('Familiarity breeds children.','Unknown');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('Fear explanations explanatory of things explained.','Unknown');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('First Law of Advice: The correct advice is to give the advice that is desired.','Unknown');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('First Law of Evolving System Dynamics: Once you open a can of worms, the only way to recan them is to use a larger can (old worms never die, they just worm their way into larger cans).','Unknown');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('First Law of Laboratory Work: Hot glass looks exactly the same as cold glass.','Unknown');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('First Law of Revision (often called the Now They Tell Us Law): Information necessitating a change of design will be conveyed to the designer after - and only after - the plans are complete.','Unknown');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('Five Thumb Postulate: Experience varies directly with equipment ruined.','Unknown');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('Fixed Word Length: Four letter word used by programmers in a state of confusion.','Unknown');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('Flies spread disease. Keep yours zipped.','Unknown');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('Follow the tradition thats been followed for centuries ... Die!','Unknown');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('Fools rush in where fools have been before.','Unknown');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('For god so loved the world, that he gave his only begotten son, that whosoever would believe in him would believe in anything.','Unknown');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('For people who like peace and quiet - a phoneless cord!','Unknown');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('For people who like that kind of thing, that is the kind of thing they will like.','Unknown');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('Friends dont let friends drink Light Beer.','Unknown');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('Frustration is the hall-mark of genius.','Unknown');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('God cannot be both all good and all powerful. For if he will not defeat the devil, he cannot be all good. If he cannot, then he is not all powerful.','Unknown');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('God didnt create the world in 7 days. He pulled an all-nighter on the 6th.','Unknown');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('God, grant me the serenity to accept the things I cannot change the courage to change the things I can and the wisdom to know the difference.','Unknown');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('Going the speed of light is bad for your age.','Unknown');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('Good judgement comes from experience which comes from poor judgement.','Unknown');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('Good things come to those who wait.','Unknown');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('Gravity doesnt exist; The earth sucks.','Unknown');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('Guns dont die. People do.','Unknown');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('Half the truth is often a great lie.','Unknown');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('Handy Guide to Modern Science: If its green or it wiggles, its biology. If it stinks, its chemistry. If it doesnt work, its physics.','Unknown');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('Happiness is like a sunbeam, which the least shadow intercepts, while adversity is often as the rain of spring.','Unknown');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('Hardware: Nuts, bolts, and circuit boards "left over" after repairman has reassembled cpu.','Unknown');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('Hardware: Typically boots, leather, and chains. Contrast with software.','Unknown');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('Have you ever imagined a world with no hypothetical situations?','Unknown');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('He laughs best who laughs last.','Unknown');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('He who asks is a fool for five minutes, but he who does not ask remains a fool forever.','Unknown');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('He who dares nothing, need not hope for anything.','Unknown');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('He who has a choice has trouble.','Unknown');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('He who hesitates is sometimes saved.','Unknown');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('He who kisses and tells is begging for competition.','Unknown');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('He who never fell never climbed.','Unknown');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('He who seeks revenge should remember to dig two graves.','Unknown');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('He who survives will see the outcome.','Unknown');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('Health is merely the slowest possible rate at which one can die.','Unknown');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('Help me to resist temptation, Lord, especially when I know no one is looking.','Unknown');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('Help support helpless victims of computer error.','Unknown');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('Hesitation is the thief of time.','Unknown');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('Hide your body in the Big Dipper.','Unknown');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('History does not repeat itself, historians merely repeat each other.','Unknown');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('Hold a true friend with both your hands.','Unknown');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('Honesty without Compassion is Brutality.','Unknown');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('I despise the pleasure of pleasing people whom I despise.','Unknown');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('I have yet to see any problem, which, when you looked at it the right way, did not become still more complicated.','Unknown');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('I like work ... I can sit and watch it for hours.','Unknown');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('I refuse to have a battle of wits with an unarmed opponent.','Unknown');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('I went to the general store and they wouldnt let me buy anything specific!','Unknown');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('Id insult you, but youre not bright enough to notice.','Unknown');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('Id like to help you out. Which way did you come in?','Unknown');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('Id rather have a bottle in front of me than a frontal lobotomy.','Unknown');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('Im defending her honour, which is more than she ever did.','Unknown');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('Im going to speak my mind because I have nothing to lose.','Unknown');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('Im on a seafood diet. I see food and I eat it!','Unknown');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('Im really enjoying not talking to you, so lets not talk again real soon, okay?','Unknown');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('I/O Device: Note you sign for the bank in/order to get loan for new (old) car.','Unknown');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('Idleness is the holiday of fools.','Unknown');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('If a cow laughed, would milk come out her nose?','Unknown');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('If a program is useful, it will have to be changed.','Unknown');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('If a program is useless, it will have to be documented.','Unknown');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('If an experiment works, you must be using the wrong equipment.','Unknown');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('If at first you dont succeed, blame the teacher.','Unknown');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('If at first you dont succeed, give up.','Unknown');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('If at first you dont succeed, try, try again. Then give up.','Unknown');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('If believing in God helps you be a better person, then go right ahead. I feel that God is a placebo, covering up a mans inability to believe in himself.','Unknown');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('If God lived on Earth, people would knock out all His windows.','Unknown');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('If it can be borrowed and it can be broken, you will borrow it and you will break it.','Unknown');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('If it looks easy, its tough. If it looks tough, its damn near impossible.','Unknown');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('If it pours before seven, it has rained by eleven.','Unknown');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('If life gives you lemons, make lemonade.','Unknown');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('If life seems jolly rotten, theres something youve forgotten, and thats to laugh and dance and jump and sing.','Unknown');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('If love is shelter, Im going to walk in the rain.','Unknown');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('If mathematically you end up with the incorrect answer, try multiplying by the page number.','Unknown');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('If money could talk, it would say goodbye.','Unknown');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('If more than one person is responsible for a miscalculation, no one will be at fault.','Unknown');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('If nothing beats a Bud, given the choice, Id take the nothing...','Unknown');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('If nothing ever sticks to teflon, how do they make teflon stick to the pan?','Unknown');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('If some people didnt tell you, youd never know theyd been away on vacation.','Unknown');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('If the wind will not serve, take to the oars.','Unknown');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('If voting changed anything, theyd make it illegal.','Unknown');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('If we dont change our direction, well end up where were headed.','Unknown');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('If you are feeling good, dont worry, youll soon get over it.','Unknown');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('If you cant tie good knots... tie many.','Unknown');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('If you dont change your direction, you may end up where you were headed.','Unknown');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('If you explain so clearly that no one can misunderstand, somebody will.','Unknown');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('If you feel like exercising, lie down until the feeling passes.','Unknown');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('If you had your life to live over again, youd need more money.','Unknown');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('If you havent all the things you want, be grateful for the things you dont have that you wouldnt want.','Unknown');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('If you make people think theyre thinking, theyll love you. If you really make them think theyll hate you.','Unknown');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('If you neglect your art for one day it will neglect you for two.','Unknown');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('If you only look at what is, you might never attain what could be.','Unknown');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('If you tied buttered toast to the back of a cat and dropped it from a height, what would happen?','Unknown');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('If you try and please everybody, nobody will like it.','Unknown');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('If you want your name spelt wrong, die.','Unknown');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('If you wish to learn the highest truths, begin with the alphabet.','Unknown');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('If you would keep a secret from an enemy, tell it not to a friend.','Unknown');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('If youre coasting, youre going downhill.','Unknown');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('If youre in a vehicle going the speed of light, what happens when you turn on the headlights?','Unknown');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('If youre not part of the solution, be part of the problem!','Unknown');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('In any computer system, the machine will always misinterpret, misconstrue, misprint, or not evaluate any math or subroutines or fail to print any output on at least the first run through.','Unknown');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('In any hierarchy, each individual rises to his own level of incompetence, and then remains there.','Unknown');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('In any household, junk accumulates to fill the storage space available.','Unknown');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('In case of doubt, make it sound convincing.','Unknown');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('In every organization there will always be one person who knows what is going on. This person must be fired.','Unknown');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('In nature, nothing is ever right. therefore, if everything is going right... SOMETHING IS WRONG.','Unknown');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('In the beginning was the word - and the word was four bytes. (from the bible?)','Unknown');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('In the field of observation, chance favours only the prepared minds.','Unknown');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('Incompetence knows no barriers of time or place.','Unknown');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('Information travels more surely to those with a lesser need to know.','Unknown');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('Insanity is hereditary - You get it from your children.','Unknown');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('Inside every small problem is a large problem struggling to get out.','Unknown');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('Internal consistency is more highly valued than efficiency.','Unknown');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('It could always be worse; It might be my problem!','Unknown');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('It could be worse ... it could be raining.','Unknown');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('It does not matter if you fall down as long as you pick something from the floor when you get up.','Unknown');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('It is a poor workman who blames his tools.','Unknown');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('It is better for civilisation to be going down the drain than to be coming up it.','Unknown');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('It is better to be a coward for a minute than dead for the rest of your life.','Unknown');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('It is morally wrong to allow suckers to keep their money.','Unknown');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('It is not enough to aim, you must hit.','Unknown');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('It is wise to keep in mind that no success or failure is necessarily final.','Unknown');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('It takes time to build a castle.','Unknown');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('It was a book to kill time for those who liked it better dead.','Unknown');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('It works better when you turn the brightness up.','Unknown');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('Its always easy to see both sides of an issue we are not particularly concerned about.','Unknown');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('Its better to have beer in hand than gas in tank.','Unknown');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('Its easier to believe in God than to accept the blame ourselves.','Unknown');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('Its not hard to meet expenses, theyre everywhere.','Unknown');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('Its not how big your pencil is, but how you write your name.','Unknown');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('Its not reality thats important, but how you perceive things.','Unknown');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('Its not that you and I are so clever, but that the others are such fools.','Unknown');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('Its only too late when youre dead.','Unknown');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('Its sweet to be remembered, but its often cheaper to be forgotten.','Unknown');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('Its your god, Theyre your rules, *You* go to hell.','Unknown');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('Join the army, see the world, meet interesting people and kill them.','Unknown');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('Judge not the horse by his saddle.','Unknown');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('Jury: Twelve people who determine which client has the better lawyer.','Unknown');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('Just because you ignore the facts, does not mean they cease to exist.','Unknown');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('Know what to kiss... and when.','Unknown');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('Laughter is the shock absorber of lifes blows.','Unknown');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('Law of Communications: The result of improved and enlarged communications is a vastly increased area of misunderstanding.','Unknown');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('Law of Reruns: If you have watched a TV series only once, and you watch it again, it will be a rerun of the same episode.','Unknown');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('Law of Selective Gravity: An object will fall so as to do the most damage.','Unknown');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('Law of the Perversity of Nature: You cannot successfully determine beforehand which side of the bread to butter.','Unknown');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES(' seals - will. Self starters - will not.','Unknown');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('Left to themselves, things tend to go from bad to worse.','Unknown');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('Let not the sands of time get in your lunch.','Unknown');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('Library: An organized collection of obsolete material.','Unknown');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('Life is a waste of time, time is a waste of life, so get wasted all of the time and have the time of your life.','Unknown');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('Life is a yo-yo, and mankind ties knots in the string.','Unknown');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('Life is like an onion; You peel off layer after layer, then you find there is nothing in it.','Unknown');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('Life is too short to drink cheap beer.','Unknown');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('Life would be unbearable if death were not worse yet.','Unknown');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('Lifes a bitch, then you die.','Unknown');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('Lifes tough, but its tougher if youre stupid.','Unknown');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('Like all self-made men, he worships his creator.','Unknown');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('Like winter snow on summer lawn, time past is time gone.','Unknown');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('Live fast, Die young, Leave a good looking corpse.','Unknown');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('Live is sentimental measles.','Unknown');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('Live within your income, even if you have to borrow to do it.','Unknown');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('Logic ... The art of thinking and reasoning in strict accordance with the limitations and incapacitates of human misunderstanding.','Unknown');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('Love and scandal are the best sweeteners of tea.','Unknown');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('Love doesnt cause pain, people do.','Unknown');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('Love is knowing that you want to spend the rest of your life with someone, and not knowing if they want to spend it with you.','Unknown');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('Love is perfect, even when we are not.','Unknown');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('Love is very real, you will find it someday, but it has one enemy-and thats life.','Unknown');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('Love is what the heart needs.','Unknown');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('Love makes the time pass. Time makes love pass.','Unknown');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('Love may conquer everything but it needs time as its field general.','Unknown');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('Love. What is love? No one can define it, its something so great, only God could design it. Yes, love is beyond, what man can define, for love is immortal, and Gods gift is divine.','Unknown');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('Low Order Position: The programmers location in the chain of command.','Unknown');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('Luck is like having a rice dumpling fly into your mouth.','Unknown');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('Mainframe: Primary person who just got set up for the blame of the system crash.','Unknown');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('Make new friends but keep the old; One is silver and the others gold.','Unknown');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('Me paranoid? Who wants to know?!?!','Unknown');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('Mediocrity thrives on standardization.','Unknown');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('Men seldom show dimples to girls who have pimples.','Unknown');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('Microsecond: Amount of time needed for a program to bomb.','Unknown');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('Millions cry themselves to sleep each night. Thousands are slain daily. Hatred is spawned by the minute. Resulting in an endless, pointless cycle. This isnt war. This is your reality. Where is your god now?','Unknown');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('Monday is a hard way to spend one seventh of your life.','Unknown');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('Money cant buy happiness, but it can certainly rent it for a few hours.','Unknown');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('Money is truthful. If a man speaks of his honour, make him pay cash.','Unknown');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('Money will say more in one moment than the most eloquent lover can in years.','Unknown');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('Money wouldnt be so important if everybody didnt want some.','Unknown');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('Moral: Design before you implement.','Unknown');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('Nanosecond: Measure of time on Morks planet Ork.','Unknown');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('Nature always sides with the hidden flaw.','Unknown');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('Negative slack tends to increase.','Unknown');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('Never argue with a fool, people might not be able to tell you apart!','Unknown');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('Never attribute to malice that which is adequately explained by stupidity.','Unknown');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('Never bolt your door with a boiled carrot.','Unknown');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('Never come between a dog and his bone.','Unknown');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('Never eat prunes when you are famished.','Unknown');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('Never get into fights with ugly people because they have nothing to lose.','Unknown');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('Never go to a doctor whos office plants have died.','Unknown');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('Never lick a gift horse in the mouth.','Unknown');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('Never offend people with style when you can offend them with substance.','Unknown');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('Never play leapfrog with a Unicorn!','Unknown');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('Never sleep with anyone crazier than yourself.','Unknown');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('Never swap horses crossing a stream.','Unknown');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('Next to surviving an earthquake, nothing is quite so satisfying as receiving an income tax refund.','Unknown');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('No books are lost by lending except those you particularly wanted to keep.','Unknown');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('No matter what youve done for yourself or for humanity, if you cant look back on having given love and attention to your own family, what have you really accomplished?','Unknown');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('No ones life, liberty, or property are safe while parliament is in session.','Unknown');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('Nobody can be as agreeable as an uninvited guest.','Unknown');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('Nobody ever died badly. They got the job done, didnt they?','Unknown');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('Non sequiturs make me eat lampshades.','Unknown');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('Non-Reciprocal Law of Expectations: Negative expectations yield negative results. Positive expectations yield negative results.','Unknown');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('Not everyone can carry the weight of the world.','Unknown');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('Nothing is impossible for the man who doesnt have to do it himself.','Unknown');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('Ode to Turbulent Flow. -... Big whirls have little whirls Which feed on their velocity, And little whirls have lesser whirls And so on, to viscosity.','Unknown');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('Of all forms of caution, caution in love is the most fatal.','Unknown');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('Of all the sexual aberrations, perhaps the most peculiar is chastity.','Unknown');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('Of the choice of two evils, I pick the one Ive never tried before.','Unknown');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('Off line: Uncharitable remarks programmer makes to wife or husband upon being phoned at 9pm to come in because system just crashed.','Unknown');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('Old age is always 15 years older than I am.','Unknown');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('Old age is the only disease you dont look forward to the end of.','Unknown');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('Old MacDonald had an agricultural real estate tax abatement.','Unknown');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('Old men are fond of giving good advice to console themselves for their inability to give bad examples.','Unknown');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('Oliver Wendell Holmes told us that taxes are the price we pay for civilization. We want a refund.','Unknown');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('On a beautiful day like this, it is hard to believe that anyone can be unhappy - but were working on it.','Unknown');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('On a clear disk you can seek forever.','Unknown');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('On-line: Programmer trying to deal rationally on phone with management at 9pm.','Unknown');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('One man tells a falsehood, a hundred repeat it as true.','Unknown');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('One pound of learning requires 10 pounds of common sense to apply it.','Unknown');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('Only those who attempt the absurd can achieve the impossible.','Unknown');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('Opinions founded on prejudice are always sustained with the greatest violence.','Unknown');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('Orator: Possessing a flood of words and a drop of reason.','Unknown');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('Output: What people who talk backwards do to their cats.','Unknown');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('Patience is something that you admire greatly in the driver behind you but not in the one ahead of you.','Unknown');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('People are ready enough to laugh at you. Dont make faces in order to encourage them.','Unknown');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('People look, but they do not see.','Unknown');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('Peripheral: Now you see it, now you dont...','Unknown');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('Pray to God, but keep rowing to shore.','Unknown');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('Printed on 100% recycled electrons.','Unknown');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('Printout: A document to verify data you know is wrong anyway.','Unknown');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('Program complexity grows until it exceeds the capability of the programmer who must maintain it.','Unknown');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('Program: What commercials try to do to us.','Unknown');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('Programmer: Red eyed mumbling mammal, capable of communicating with inanimate objects.','Unknown');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('Pros are people who do jobs well even when they dont feel like it.','Unknown');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('Put it back in the horse! H. Allen Smith, an American humorist in the 30s-50s, after he drank his first American beer at a bar.','Unknown');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('Put not your trust in money, but put your money in trust.','Unknown');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('Que sera sera.','Unknown');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('Quoting one is plagiarism. Quoting many is research.','Unknown');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('Real Time: Here and now, as opposed to "fake time" which only occurs there and then.','Unknown');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('Reality is an illusion that occurs due to the lack of alcohol.','Unknown');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('Reality is for people who lack imagination.','Unknown');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('Realitys the only obstacle to happiness.','Unknown');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('Rejoice, rejoice ... we have no choice but to carry on.','Unknown');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('Religions biggest enemy is the age of information.','Unknown');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('Remember that two wrongs never make a right, but that three do.','Unknown');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('Reputation: What others are not thinking about you.','Unknown');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('ROM: A RAM after a delicate operation.','Unknown');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('Saints fly only in the eyes of their disciples.','Unknown');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('Screw up your life, youve screwed everything else up.','Unknown');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('Scriptures: The sacred books of our holy religion, as distinguished from the false and profane writings on which all other faiths are based.','Unknown');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('Second Law of Revision: The more innocuous the modification appears to be, the further its influence will extend and the more plans will have to be redrawn.','Unknown');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('See the happy moron, He doesnt give a damn. I wish I were a moron, My God! Perhaps I am!','Unknown');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('Sex is nobodys business except the three people involved.','Unknown');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('Sex is the most fun you can have without smiling.','Unknown');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('She was what they used to call a suicide blonde ... dyed by her own hand!','Unknown');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('Show me a good loser and Ill show you a loser.','Unknown');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('Sin lies only in hurting other people unnecessarily. All other "sins" are invented nonsense. (Hurting yourself is not sinful - just stupid.)','Unknown');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('So far from God, so close to the United States.','Unknown');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('Some grow with responsibility, others just swell.','Unknown');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('Some people come into our lives and quickly go. Others stay awhile, make footprints on our hearts and we are never, ever the same.','Unknown');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('Some things are simple. Problem is, so are some people.','Unknown');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('Sorry, but my karma just ran over your dogma.','Unknown');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('Source file: One which was "appropriated" from one of the competitors.','Unknown');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('Speed bumps are of negligible effect when the vehicle exceeds triple the restraining speed.','Unknown');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('Standing on head makes smile of frown, but rest of face also upside down.','Unknown');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('Statistics are like a Bikini. What they revel is very nice. What they conceal is even more important.','Unknown');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('Statistics are used as a drunken man uses lamp posts: For support rather than illumination.','Unknown');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('Success is more attitude then aptitude.','Unknown');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('Success isnt how far you got, but the distance you travelled from where you started.','Unknown');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('Switch: When management changes its mind.','Unknown');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('Take everything in stride. Trample anyone who gets in your way.','Unknown');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('Talk is cheap because supply exceeds demand.','Unknown');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('Tell the truth and run.','Unknown');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('Terminal: What most people have to be before they see a doctor.','Unknown');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('The Aeroplane Law: When the plane you are on is late, the plane you want to transfer to is on time.','Unknown');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('The amount of expertise varies in inverse ratio to the number of statements understood by the general public.','Unknown');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('The angle of the dangle is proportional to the heat of the meat provided the urge remains constant.','Unknown');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('The attention span of a computer is as long as its electrical cord.','Unknown');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('The bigger a persons head gets, the easier it is to fill their shoes.','Unknown');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('The devil would be the best way out as an excuse for God.... But even so, one can hold God responsible for the existence of the Devil.','Unknown');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('The dogs kennel is not the place to keep a sausage.','Unknown');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('The drowning man is not troubled by rain.','Unknown');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('The Five stages of drunkenness: Verbose, jocose, lachrymose, bellicose, comatose.','Unknown');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('The forces of evil can marshal even more support than the forces of good, especially when pizza is served.','Unknown');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('The goal of science is to build a better mousetrap. The goal of nature is to build a better mouse.','Unknown');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('The Golden Rule tarnishes unless polished with use.','Unknown');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('The good die young - because they see its no use living if youve got to be good.','Unknown');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('The journey is the reward.','Unknown');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('The labouring people found the prisons always open to receive them, but the courts of justice were practically closed to them.','Unknown');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('The lagging activity in a project will invariably be found in the area where highest overtime rates lie waiting.','Unknown');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('The Law of Selective Gravity (The Buttered Side Down Law): An object will fall so as to do the most damage.','Unknown');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('The life of man is the true romance, which when it is valiantly conducted will yield the imagination a higher joy than fiction.','Unknown');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('The light at the end of the tunnel is likely to be the headlamp of an oncoming train.','Unknown');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('The lion and the calf shall lie down together, but the calf wont get much sleep.','Unknown');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('The man who removes a mountain begins by carrying away small stones.','Unknown');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('The man who strikes first admits that his ideas have given out.','Unknown');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('The meek will inherit the Earth..... The rest of us will go to the stars.','Unknown');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('The most dangerous food is a wedding cake.','Unknown');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('The nail that sticks out must be hammered down.','Unknown');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('The only difference between a rut and a grave is the depth.','Unknown');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('The only differences are differences of degree between degrees of difference and no difference.','Unknown');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('The only knowledge that can hurt you is the knowledge you dont have.','Unknown');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('The only reason some people get lost in thought is because its unfamiliar territory.','Unknown');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('The other line always moves faster.','Unknown');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('The philosophy exam was a piece of cake ... which was a bit of a surprise, actually, because I was expecting some questions on a sheet of paper.','Unknown');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('The rich get richer, the poor get children.','Unknown');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('The secret of success is sincerity. Once you can fake that, youve got it made.','Unknown');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('The sin is not falling down, but staying down.','Unknown');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('The two hardest things to handle in life are failure and success.','Unknown');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('The usefulness of a meeting is inversely proportional to its attendance.','Unknown');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('The way the world looks depends on how youre sitting.','Unknown');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('The woman cries before he wedding, the man after.','Unknown');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('The world needs ditch-diggers too.','Unknown');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('Theatre is life. Film is art. Television is furniture.','Unknown');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('There are days when no matter which way you spit, its upwind.','Unknown');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('There are very few personal problems that cant be solved by a suitable application of high explosives.','Unknown');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('There is no remedy for sex but more sex.','Unknown');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('There is only one sort of love but there are a thousand of copies.','Unknown');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('Theres never time to do it right, but theres always time to do it over.','Unknown');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('This blank intentionally spaced.','Unknown');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('This life is a test. It is only a test. Had this been an actual life, you would have received further instructions as to what to do and where to go. You may or may not be issued an actual life later.','Unknown');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('This space left intentionally blank.','Unknown');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('To be heard, there are times you must be silent.','Unknown');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('To be, or not to be, those are the parameters.','Unknown');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('To believe in ones dreams is to spend all of ones life asleep.','Unknown');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('To err is human, to purr feline.','Unknown');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('To err is human, to really foul things up requires a computer.','Unknown');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('To everyone is given the key to heaven; the same key opens the gates of hell.','Unknown');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('To guess is cheap. To guess wrong is expensive.','Unknown');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('To sing the blues youve got to live the dues.','Unknown');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('To thine own self be true, and it must follow as the night the day thou canst not then be false to any man.','Unknown');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('To want peace and quiet above all else is to hope for death.','Unknown');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('Today is the last day of your life so far.','Unknown');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('Today is the tomorrow we worried about yesterday.','Unknown');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('Tomorrow is often the busiest time of the year.','Unknown');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('Treat people as if they were what they ought to be and you help them become what they are capable of being.','Unknown');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('Truth is the safest lie.','Unknown');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('Two wrongs do not make a right; it usually takes three or more.','Unknown');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('Under capitalism man exploits man; under socialism the reverse is true.','Unknown');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('Virtue is its own reward, but then so is sin!','Unknown');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('Vivi, mortuus sum, non curo. [I lived, Im dead, I dont care]','Unknown');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('Waking a person unnecessary should not be considered a capital crime. For a first offence, that is.','Unknown');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('Walk softly but carry a big stick.','Unknown');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('Want a taste of religion? Bite a minister.','Unknown');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('Wars are not fought to decide who is right - only who is left.','Unknown');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('Wasting time is an important part of life.','Unknown');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('We are no more than candles burning in the wind.','Unknown');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('We do not inherit this land from our ancestors; we borrow it from our children.','Unknown');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('We should forgive our enemies, but only after theyve been taken out and shot.','Unknown');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('Well burn that bridge when we come to it.','Unknown');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('Well get along fine as soon as you realize Im God.','Unknown');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('What do you give to a man who has everything? Penicillin!','Unknown');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('What garlic is to food, insanity is to art.','Unknown');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('What is my loftiest ambition? Ive always wanted to throw an egg at an electric fan.','Unknown');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('What men usually ask for when they pray to God is, that two and two may not make four.','Unknown');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('What you can not avoid, Welcome.','Unknown');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('What you say reveals much. What you dont say reveals much more.','Unknown');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('Whats the difference between ignorance and apathy? I dont know and I dont care!','Unknown');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('When a compiler accepts a program without error on the first run, the program will not yield the desired output.','Unknown');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('When a finger points at the moon, the imbecile looks at the finger.','Unknown');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('When aiming for the common denominator, be prepared for the occasional division by zero.','Unknown');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('When all else fails, read the instructions.','Unknown');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('When an elephant is in trouble, even a frog will kick him.','Unknown');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('When I am right nobody remembers... When I am wrong nobody forgets!','Unknown');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('When I rest, I rust. [Rast ich, so rost ich.]','Unknown');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('When in doubt, dont bother.','Unknown');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('When in doubt, ignore it.','Unknown');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('When no one had answers they created God. Now we have most of them, and one day we will have all of them, rendering God useless.','Unknown');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('When someone says nothing is impossible, ask him to dribble a football.','Unknown');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('When things are going well, somebody will experiment detrimentally.','Unknown');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('When walking through a melon patch, dont adjust your sandals.','Unknown');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('When working toward the solution of a problem, it always helps if you know the answer.','Unknown');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('When you try to make an impression, the chances are that that is the impression you will make.','Unknown');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('When your work speaks for itself, dont interrupt.','Unknown');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('Where theres a will, theres an inheritance tax.','Unknown');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('Where would we be without rhetorical questions?','Unknown');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('Where you stand on an issue depends where you sit.','Unknown');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('Wherever possible, put people on HOLD.','Unknown');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('Who begins too much accomplishes little.','Unknown');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('Whose diggeth a pit shall fall therein.','Unknown');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('Why are cigarettes sold in gas stations when smoking is prohibited there?','Unknown');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('Why are there flotation devices under plane seats instead of parachutes?','Unknown');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('Why are there interstate highways in Hawaii?','Unknown');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('Why cant lifes big problems come when we are twenty and know everything?','Unknown');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('Why do they put braille dots on the keypad of the drive-up ATM?','Unknown');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('Why do we drive on parkways and park on driveways?','Unknown');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('Why do you need a drivers license to buy liquor when you cant drink and drive?','Unknown');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('Why is brassiere singular and panties plural?','Unknown');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('Why is it that when you transport something by car, its called a shipment, but when you transport something by ship, its called cargo?','Unknown');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('Why is it that when youre driving and looking for an address, you turn down the volume on the radio?','Unknown');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('Why is TV called a medium? Because nothing is rare or well-done.','Unknown');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('Why isnt phonetic spelled the way it sounds?','Unknown');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('Without question, the greatest invention in the history of mankind is beer.','Unknown');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('Xerox does it again and again and again and...','Unknown');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('Yesterdays a memory. Tomorrows a vision. Todays a bitch.','Unknown');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('You always find something in the last place you look.','Unknown');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('You can always tell luck from ability by its duration.','Unknown');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('You can fool some of the people all of the time, all of the people some of the time, but you cant fool mom.','Unknown');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('You can get ANYWHERE in ten minutes if you drive fast enough.','Unknown');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('You can lead a horse to water, but you cant make him put on a swimsuit.','Unknown');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('You can lead a man to knowledge, but you cannot make him think.','Unknown');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('You can outdistance that which is running after you, but not what is running inside you.','Unknown');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('You can prove anything if you make up your data.','Unknown');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('You cant always get what you want, but if you try sometimes you get what you need.','Unknown');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('You have nothing to fear but fear itself. ... oh, yeah, and that exam next week.','Unknown');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('You have the right to your opinions. I just dont want to hear them.','Unknown');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('You know how most packages say "open here". What is the protocol if the package says, "open somewhere else?"','Unknown');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('You know that little indestructible black box that is used on planes; why cant they make the whole plane out of the same substance?','Unknown');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('You may believe you understand what you thought I said, but have you ever realised that what I said was not what you thought?','Unknown');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('You must have crossed the river before you may tell the crocodile he has bad breath.','Unknown');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('You possess a mind not merely twisted, but actually sprained.','Unknown');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('You will always find something in the last place you look.','Unknown');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('You will remember that you forgot to take out the trash when the garbage truck is two doors away.','Unknown');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('Young pigs grunt as loud as old pigs grunted before them.','Unknown');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('Your freedom to swing your arm stops where my nose begins.','Unknown');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('Zeal without knowledge is like fire without light.','Unknown');