INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('Never express yourself more clearly than you are able to think.','Niels Bohr');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('Prediction is extremely difficult. Especially about the future.','Niels Bohr');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('The opposite of a correct statement is a false statement. But the opposite of a profound truth may well be another profound truth.','Niels Bohr');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('There are trivial truths, and there are great truths. The opposite of a trivial truth is plainly false. The opposite of a great truth is also true.','Niels Bohr');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('You are not thinking. You are merely being logical.','Niels Bohr');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('The dreadful burden of having nothing to do.','Nicolas Boileau');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('If you think education is expensive, try ignorance.','Derek Bok');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('Beware of the man who works hard to learn something, learns it, and finds himself no wiser than before. He is full of murderous resentment of people who are ignorant without having come by their ignorance the hard way.','Bokonon');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('The shortest and surest way of arriving at real knowledge is to unlearn the lessons we have been taught, to remount first principles, and to take nobodys word about them.','Bolingbroke');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('There is a vast world of work out there in this country, where at least 111 million people are employed in this country alone... many of whom are bored out of their minds. All day long. Not for nothing is their motto TGIF ... Thank God Its Friday. They live for the weekends, when they can go do what they really want to do.','Richard Nelson Bolles');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('Dont confuse fame with success. Madonna is one; Helen Keller is the other.','Erma Bombeck');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('Dreams have but one owner at a time. That is why dreamers are lonely.','Erma Bombeck');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('Housework, done properly, can kill you.','Erma Bombeck');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('I am not a glutton - I am an explorer of food.','Erma Bombeck');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('If life is a bowl of cherries then what am I doing in the pits.','Erma Bombeck');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('It goes without saying that you should never have more children than you have car windows.','Erma Bombeck');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('It is fast approaching the point where I dont want to elect anyone stupid enough to want the job.','Erma Bombeck');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('Limousines used to be reserved for the ruling class, or, on special occasions, for the working class. Today, limousines are like taxicabs with the door handles still intact.','Erma Bombeck');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('Never go to a doctor whose office plants have died.','Erma Bombeck');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('All men can be reached by flattery, even God can (what, after all, is prayer?).','Italo Bombolini');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('The duty of the people is to tend to their affairs. The duty of government is to help them do it. This is the pasta of politics. The inspired leader, the true prince, no matter how great, can only be sauce upon the pasta.','Italo Bombolini');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('There is nothing more difficult to carry out and more doubtful of success than to initiate a new order of things. For the reformer has enemies in all who prosper by the old order.','Italo Bombolini');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('A armys effectiveness depends on its size, training, experience and morale, and morale is worth more than all the other factors combined.','Napoleon Bonaparte');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('A picture is worth a thousand words.','Napoleon Bonaparte');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('Ability is of little account without opportunity.','Napoleon Bonaparte');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('All religions have been made by men.','Napoleon Bonaparte');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('Four hostile newspapers are more to be feared than a thousand bayonets.','Napoleon Bonaparte');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('Glory is fleeting, but obscurity is forever.','Napoleon Bonaparte');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('He who fears being conquered is sure of defeat.','Napoleon Bonaparte');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('History is a lie agreed upon.','Napoleon Bonaparte');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('History is a set of lies agreed upon.','Napoleon Bonaparte');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('History is the version of past events that people have decided to agree upon.','Napoleon Bonaparte');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('If they want peace, nations should avoid the pin-pricks that precede cannon shots.','Napoleon Bonaparte');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('If you wish to be a success in the world, promise everything, deliver nothing.','Napoleon Bonaparte');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('In politics stupidity is not a handicap.','Napoleon Bonaparte');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('Men take only their needs into consideration - never their abilities.','Napoleon Bonaparte');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('Men, in general, are but great great children.','Napoleon Bonaparte');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('Religion is excellent stuff for keeping the common people quiet.','Napolean Bonaparte');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('Religion is what keeps the poor from murdering the rich.','Napoleon Bonaparte');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('Ten people who speak make more noise than ten thousand who are silent.','Napoleon Bonaparte');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('The best way to keep ones word is not to give it.','Napoleon Bonaparte');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('The only victory over love is flight.','Napoleon Bonaparte');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('The people to fear are not those who disagree with you, but those who disagree with you and are too cowardly to let you know.','Napoleon Bonaparte');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('Victory belongs to the most persevering.','Napoleon Bonaparte');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('We must laugh at man, to avoid crying for him.','Napoleon Bonaparte');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('What is history but a fable agreed upon?','Napoleon Bonaparte');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('A God who let us prove his existence would be an idol.','Dietrich Bonhoeffer');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('Action springs not from thought, but from a readiness for responsibility.','Dietrich Bonhoeffer');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('The test of the morality of a society is what it does for its children.','Dietrich Bonhoeffer');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('No matter where you go, there you are.','Buckaroo Bonzai');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('To speak of "limits to growth" under a capitalistic market economy is as meaningless as to speak of limits of warfare under a warrior society. The moral pieties, that are voiced today by many well meaning environmentalists, are as naive as the moral pieties of multinationals are manipulative. Capitalism can no more be "persuaded" to limit growth than a human being can be "persuaded" to stop breathing. Attempts to "green" capitalism, to make it "ecological", are doomed by the very nature of the system as a system of endless growth.','Murray Bookchin');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('There was a time when the reader of an unexciting newspaper would remark, How dull is the world today! Nowadays he says, What a dull newspaper!','Daniel J Boorstin');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('You never see a man walking down the street with a woman who has a little pot belly and a bald spot.','Elayne Boosler');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('A bird in the hand is dead.','Rhonda Boozer');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('The marvel of all history is the patience with which men and women submit to burdens unnecessarily laid upon them by their governments.','William H Borah');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('When in doubt, mumble; when in trouble, delegate; when in charge, ponder.','James H Boren');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('Tis nobler to lose honour to save the lives of men than it is to gain honour by taking them.','David Borenstein');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('Bush Sr. was a jerk, Quayle an idiot, Clinton was atrocious and disgusting, most of those who persecuted him were hypocritical, Gore is shallow and weak, Bradley is an idealist, Bush Jr. a fool, and all of the independent candidates act like theyre on drugs.','David Borenstein');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('Feelings are not supposed to be logical. Dangerous is the man who has rationalized his emotions.','David Borenstein');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('Nineties style isnt.','David Borenstein');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('One cannot subdue a man by holding back his hands. Lasting peace comes not from force.','David Borenstein');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('Freedom is that instant between when someone tells you to do something and when you decide how to respond.','Doctor Jeffrey Borenstein');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('Just when you think that a person is just a backdrop for the rest of the universe, watch them and see that they laugh, they cry, they tell jokes ... theyre just friends waiting to be made.','Doctor Jeffrey Borenstein');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('The most likely way for the world to be destroyed, most experts agree, is by accident. Thats where we come in; were computer professionals. We cause accidents.','Nathaniel Borenstein');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('Ah Mozart! He was happily married - but his wife wasnt.','Victor Borge');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('Laughter is the shortest distance between two people.','Victor Borge');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('Let heaven exist, even though our estate be hell.','Borges');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('Nothing is built on stone; all is built on sand, but we must build as if the sand were stone.','Jorge Luis Borges');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('To fall in love is to create a religion that has a fallible god.','Jorge Luis Borges');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('A woodland in full colour is awesome as a forest fire, in magnitude at least, but a single tree is like a dancing tongue of flame to warm the heart.','Hal Borland');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('Fear God, and take your own part.','Borrow');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('The question is not whether we will die, but how we will live.','Joan Borysenko');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('Joy is but the sign that creative emotion is fulfilling its purpose.','Charles Du Bos');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('The heart has reasons that reason does not understand.','Jacques Benigne Bossuel');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('Perl - The only language that looks the same before and after RSA encryption.','Keith Bostic');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('For years the number one excuse was The cheques in the post. This has given way to The computer is down.','Leo Bostic');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('Faith is the soul going out of itself for all its wants.','Boston');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('None can comprehend eternity but the eternal God. Eternity is an ocean, whereof we shall never see the shore; it is a deep where we can find no bottom; a labyrinth from whence we cannot extricate ourselves and where we shall ever lose the door.','Boston');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('In the blithe days of honeymoon, With Kates allurements smitten, I lovd her late, I lovd her soon, And calld her dearest kitten. But now my kittens grown a cat, And cross like other wives. O! By my soul my honest Mat, I fear she has nine lives.','James Boswell');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('I wish Adam had died with all ribs in his body.','Dion Boucicault');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('Men talk of killing time, while time quietly kills them.','Dion Boucicault');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('I am about to - or I am going to - die; either expression is used.','Last words of Grammarian Dominique Bouhours');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('To linger in the observation of things other than the self implies a profound conviction of their worth.','Charles-Damian Boulogne');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('It is possible to store the mind with a million facts and still be entirely uneducated.','Alec Bourne');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('Few people even scratch the surface, much less exhaust the contemplation of their own experience.','Randolph Bourne');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('Friendships are fragile things, and require as much handling as any other fragile and precious thing.','Randolph S Bourne');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('Society is one vast conspiracy for carving one into the kind of statue likes, and then placing it in the most convenient niche it has.','Randolph Bourne');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('We can easily become as much slaves to precaution as we can to fear. Although we can never rivet our fortune so tight as to make it impregnable, we may by our excessive prudence squeeze out of the life that we are guarding so anxiously all the adventurous quality that makes it worth living.','Randolph Bourne');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('Kindness is a language the dumb can speak and the deaf can hear and understand.','Christian Nestell Bovee');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('Our first and last love is ... self-love.','Bovee');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('The busiest of living agents are certain dead mens thoughts.','Christian Nestell Bovee');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('The next best thing to being witty ones self, is to be able to quote anothers wit.','Bovee');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('Tranquil pleasures last the longest; we are not fitted to bear the burden of great joys.','Christian Nestell Bovee');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('Absence blots people out. We really have no absent friends.','Elizabeth Bowen');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('Fate is not an eagle, it creeps like a rat.','Elizabeth Bowen');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('If you look at life one way, there is always cause for alarm.','Elizabeth Bowen');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('No object is mysterious. The mystery is in your eye.','Elizabeth Bowen');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('When you love someone all your saved-up wishes start coming out.','Elizabeth Bowen');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('Unfortunately, the media have trouble distinguishing between real science and propaganda cross-dressed as science.','Linda Bowles');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('A happy family is but an earlier heaven.','John Bowring');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('Success can be insured only by devising a defence against the contingency plan.','Charles P Boyle');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('The success of any venture will be helped by prayer, even in the wrong denomination.','Charles P Boyle');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('One survey found that ten percent of Americans thought Joan of Arc was Noahs wife...','Robert Boynton');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('An ounce of prevention is worth a pound of cure.','Henry de Bracton');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('The word heretic ought to be a term of honour...','Charles Bradlaugh');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('If computers get too powerful, we can organize them into a committee... that will do them in.','Bradleys Bromide');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('Celebrate the happiness that friends are always giving, make every day a holiday and celebrate just living!','Amanda Bradley');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('If you will help run our government in the American way, then there will never be danger of our government running America in the wrong way.','Omar N Bradley');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('Ours is a world of nuclear giants and ethical infants. If we continue to develop our technology without wisdom or prudence, our servant may prove to be our executioner.','General Omar Bradley');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('The world has achieved brilliance without conscience. Ours is a world of nuclear giants and ethical infants.','General Omar Bradley');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('If ever two were one, then surely we. If ever man were loved by wife, then thee.','Anne Bradstreet');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('The words walked right out of my mouth.','James Brady');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('God runs electromagnetic by wave theory on Monday, Wednesday, and Friday, and the Devil runs them by quantum theory on Tuesday, Thursday, and Saturday.','Sir William Bragg');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('The important thing in science is not so much to obtain new facts as to discover new ways of thinking about them.','Sir William Bragg');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('Sure, its going to kill a lot of people, but they may be dying of something else anyway.','Member of a Texas pesticide review board Othal Brand');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('Experience should teach us to be most on our guard to protect liberty when the governments purposes are beneficent. Men born to freedom are naturally alert to repel invasion of their liberty by evil-minded rulers. The greatest dangers to liberty lurk in insidious encroachment by men of zeal, well-meaning but without understanding.','US Supreme Court Justice Louis Brandeis');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('If there be time to expose through discussion the falsehood and fallacies, to avert the evil by the processes of education, the remedy to be applied is more speech, not enforced silence.','US Supreme Court Justice Louis Brandeis');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('Our government... teaches the whole people by its example. If the government becomes the lawbreaker, it breeds contempt for law; it invites every man to become a law unto himself; it invites anarchy.','US Supreme Court Justice Louis Dembitz Brandeis');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('The makers of our Constitution undertook to secure conditions favourable to the pursuit of happiness. They recognized the significance of mans spiritual nature, of his feelings and of his intellect. They knew that only a part of the pain, pleasure, and satisfaction of life are to be found in material things. They sought to protect Americans in their beliefs, their thoughts, their emotions and their sensations. They conferred, as against the government, the right to be let alone... the most comprehensive of rights and the right most valued by civilized men.','US Supreme Court Justice Louis Brandeis');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('Beware of programmers who carry screwdrivers.','Leonard Brandwein');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('Always behave like a duck... keep calm and unruffled on the surface but paddle like the devil underneath.','Jacob Braude');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('Theres no fool like an old fool ... you cant beat experience.','Jacob Braude');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('Basic research is what Im doing when I dont know what Im doing.','Wernher Von Braun');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('The hard part about being a bartender is figuring out who is drunk and who is just stupid.','Richard Braunstein');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('Monotheism is but imperialism in religion.','Breasted');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('Do not fear death so much but rather the inadequate life.','Bertolt Brecht');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('Dont be afraid of death so much as an inadequate life.','Bertolt Brecht');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('He who laughs last has not yet heard the bad news.','Bertolt Brecht');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('War is like love; it always finds a way.','Bertolt Brecht');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('What happens to the hole when the cheese is gone?','Bertolt Brecht');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('Why be a man when you can be a success?','Bertold Brecht');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('Multimedia? As far as Im concerned, its reading with the radio on!','Rory Bremner');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('Losing your drivers license is just Gods way of saying BOOGA, BOOGA!','David Brenner');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('The office of president is a bastardized thing, half royalty and half democracy, that nobody knows whether to genuflect or spit.','Jimmy Breslin');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('I know what I know, if you know what I mean.','Edie Brickell');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('Religion is a smile on a dog.','Edie Brickell');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('At some time in the life cycle of virtually every organization, its ability to succeed in spite of itself runs out.','Richard H Brien');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('For a male and female to live continuously together is... biologically speaking, an extremely unnatural condition.','Robert Briffault');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('If life had a vomit meter, wed be off the scale.','Joe Bob Briggs');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('By doing just a little every day, I can gradually let the task completely overwhelm me.','Ashleigh Brilliant');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('I dont have any solution, but I certainly admire the problem.','Ashleigh Brilliant');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('I either want less corruption, or more chance to participate in it.','Ashleigh Brilliant');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('I may not be totally perfect, but parts of me are excellent.','Ashleigh Brilliant');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('I waited and waited, and when no message came, I knew it must have been from you.','Ashleigh Brilliant');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('If you cant learn to do it well, learn to enjoy doing it badly.','Ashleigh Brilliant');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('Its good to know that if I behave strangely enough, society will take full responsibility for me.','Ashleigh Brilliant');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('Maybe Im lucky to be going so slowly, because I may be going in the wrong direction.','Ashleigh Brilliant');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('My life has a superb cast but I cant figure out the plot.','Ashleigh Brilliant');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('My play was a complete success. The audience was a failure.','Ashleigh Brilliant');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('Please dont ask me what the score is, Im not even sure what the game is.','Ashleigh Brilliant');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('Please dont lie to me, unless youre absolutely sure Ill never find out the truth.','Ashleigh Brilliant');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('The pen is mightier than the sword... so, in these dangerous times, I always carry a pen.','Ashleigh Brilliant');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('To be sure of hitting the target, shoot first, and call whatever you hit the target.','Ashleigh Brilliant');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('Try to be the best of what you are, even if what you are is no good.','Ashleigh Brilliant');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('Try to relax and enjoy the crisis.','Ashleigh Brilliant');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('The modern definition of racist is someone who is winning an argument with a liberal.','Peter Brimelow');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('Its the constant and determined effort that breaks down resistance, sweeps away all obstacles.','Claude M Bristol');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('Anyone that wants the presidency so much that hell spend two years organizing and campaigning for it is not to be trusted with the office.','David Broder');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('For Americans war is almost all of the time a nuisance, and military skill is a luxury like Mah-Jongg. But when the issue is brought home to them, war becomes as important, for the necessary period, as business or sport. And it is hard to decide which is likely to be the more ominous for the Axis ... an American decision that this is sport, or that it is business.','D W Brogan');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('It is important that students bring a certain ragamuffin, barefoot, irreverence to their studies; they are not here to worship what is known, but to question it.','J Bronowski');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('We are all afraid for our confidence, for the future, for the world. That is the nature of the human imagination. Yet every man, every civilization, has gone forward because of its engagement with what it has set itself to do.','Jacob Bronowski');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('Who has not hoped To outrage an enemys dignity? Who has not been swept By the wish to hurt? And who has not thought that the impersonal world Deserves no better than to be destroyed By one fabulous sign of his displeasure?','J Bronowski');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('If we would build on a sure foundation in friendship, we must love friends for their sake rather than for our own.','Charlotte Bronte');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('A book may be compared to the life of your neighbour. If it be good, it cannot last too long; if bad, you cannot get rid of it too early.','H Brooke');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('Whats all the gaudy glitter of a crown? What but the glaring meteor of ambition, that leads the wretch benighted in his errors, points to the gulf and shines upon destruction?','Brooke');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('Whenever a system becomes completely defined, some damn fool discovers something which either abolishes the system or expands it beyond recognition.','Brookes Law');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('Critics cant even make music by rubbing their back legs together.','Mel Brooks');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('Tragedy is when I cut my finger. Comedy is when you fall into an open sewer and die.','Mel Brooks');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('Character may be manifested in the great moments, but it is made in the small ones.','Phillip Brooks');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('Lets cut off our noses.','Shirley Brooks');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('God hears no more than the heart speaks; and if the heart be dumb, God will certainly be deaf.','Thomas Brooks');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('As against having beautiful workshops, studios, etc., one writes best in a cellar on a rainy day.','Van Wyck Brooks');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('Nothing is sadder than having worldly standards without worldly means.','Van Wyck Brooks');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('The American mind, unlike the English, is not formed by books, but, as Carl Sandburg once said to me, by newspapers and the Bible.','Van Wyck Brooks');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('The creative impulses of man are always at war with the possessive impulses.','Van Wyck Brooks');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('The man who has the courage of his platitudes is always a successful man.','Van Wyck Brooks');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('My riches consist not in the extent of my possessions, but in the fewness of my wants.','J Brotherton');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('Nobody talks so constantly about God as those who insist there is no God.','Heywood Broun');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('A new idea is delicate. It can be killed by a sneer or a yawn; it can be stabbed to death by a joke or worried to death by a frown on the right persons brow.','Charles Brower');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('Few people are successful unless a lot of other people want them to be.','Charles Brower');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('We do not inherit the Earth from our ancestors, but borrow it from our children.','D Brower');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('The Internet is so big, so powerful and pointless that for some people it is a complete substitute for life.','Andrew Brown');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('The Baptists believe in The Right to Life before youre born. They also believe in Life After Death, but that is a privilege and you have to earn it by spending the interim in guilt ridden misery. At an early age I decided that living a life of pious misery in the hope of going to heaven when its over is a lot like keeping your eyes shut all through a movie in the hope of getting your money back at the end.','A Whitney Brown');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('Ive developed a new philosophy... I only dread one day at a time.','Charlie Brown');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('Nothing takes the taste out of peanut butter quite like unrequited love.','Charlie Brown');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('The other great mystery of life... Women!','Emmett Brown');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('One good thing about being young is that you are not experienced enough to know you cannot possibly do the things you are doing.','Gene Brown');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('Find a job you like and you add five days to every week.','H Jackson Brown');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('If someone offers you a breath mint, accept it.','H Jackson Brown, Jr');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('Let the refining and improving of your own life keep you so busy that you have little time to criticize others.','H Jackson Brown');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('Our character is what we do when we think no one is looking.','H Jackson Brown');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('People take different roads seeking fulfilment and happiness. Just because theyre not on your road doesnt mean theyve gotten lost.','H Jackson Brown');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('Sometimes the heart sees what is invisible to the eye.','H Jackson Brown, Jr');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('He who dies a thousand deaths meets the final hour with the calmness of one who approaches a well remembered door.','Heywood Brown');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('The tragedy of life is not that man loses, but that he almost wins.','Heywood Brown');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('Shoot for the moon. Even if you miss, youll land among the stars.','Les Brown');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('If you cant return a favour, pass it on.','Louise Brown');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('All currency is neurotic currency.','Norman O Brown');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('In its famous paradox, the equation of money and excrement, psychoanalysis becomes the first science to state what common sense and the poets have long known ... that the essence of money is in its absolute worthlessness.','Norman O Brown');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('The dynamics of capitalism is postponement of enjoyment to the constantly postponed future.','Norman O Brown');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('A friendship can weather most things and thrive in thin soil; but it needs a little mulch of letters and phone calls and small, silly presents every so often - just to save it from drying out completely.','Pam Brown');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('A deadline is negative inspiration. Still, its better than no inspiration at all.','Rita Mae Brown');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('About all you can do in life is be who you are. Some people will love you for you. Most will love you for what you can do for them, and some wont like you at all.','Rita Mae Brown');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('Good judgment comes from experience, and often experience comes from bad judgment.','Rita Mae Brown');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('If the world were a logical place, men would ride side-saddle.','Rita Mae Brown');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('Moral passion without entertainment is propaganda, and entertainment without moral passion is television.','Rita Mae Brown');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('One of the keys to happiness is a bad memory.','Rita Mae Brown');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('The statistics on sanity are that one out of every four Americans is suffering from some form of mental illness. Think of your three best friends. If theyre okay, then its you.','Rita Mae Brown');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('You cant be truly rude until you understand good manners.','Rita Mae Brown');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('Never do today what you can put off till tomorrow.','Mathew Browne');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('If you want an accounting of your youth, count your friends.','Merry Browne');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('A man may be in as just possession of truth as of a city, and yet be forced to surrender.','Sir Thomas Browne');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('The Devils most devilish when respectable.','Browning');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('Eternity stands always fronting God; a stern colossal image with blind eyes, and dim lips, that murmur evermore, God, God, God!','Mrs Browning');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('A womans always younger than a man of equal years.','Elizabeth Barrett Browning');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('He said true things, but called them by wrong names.','Elizabeth Barrett Browning');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('I see the whole design.','Elizabeth Barrett Browning');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('If thou must love me, let it be for nought Except for loves sake only. Do not say, I love her for her smile . . . her look . . . her way Of speaking gently . . . for a trick of thought That falls in well with mine, and, certes, brought A sense of pleasant ease on such a day- For these things in themselves, Beloved, may Be changed, or change for thee- and love so wrought, May be unwrought so.','Elizabeth Barrett Browning');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('My sun sets to raise again.','Elizabeth Barrett Browning');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('Since when was genius found respectable?','Elizabeth Barrett Browning');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('Still more labyrinthine buds the rose.','Elizabeth Barrett Browning');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('Suddenly, as rare things will, it vanished.','Elizabeth Barrett Browning');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('The iron gate ground its teeth to let me pass!','Elizabeth Barrett Browning');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('There, that is our secret: go to sleep! You will wake, and remember, and understand.','Elizabeth Barrett Browning');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('Thou large-brained woman and large-hearted man.','Elizabeth Barrett Browning');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('Whats the Greek name for Swines Snout?','Elizabeth Barrett Browning');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('Whoso loves, believes the impossible.','Elizabeth Barrett Browning');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('Ah, but a mans reach should exceed his grasp, or whats a heaven for?','Robert Browning');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('Of what I call God and fools call Nature.','Browning');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('Take away love, and our life is a tomb.','Robert Browning');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('There may be a heaven. There must be a hell.','Browning');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('Truth never hurts the teller.','Robert Browning');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('If you believe there is a God, a God that made your body, and yet you think that you can do anything with that body thats dirty, then the fault lies with the manufacturer.','Lenny Bruce');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('In the halls of justice, the only justice is in the halls.','Lenny Bruce');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('My mother-in-law broke up my marriage. My wife came home from work one day and found me in bed with her.','Lenny Bruce');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('Never tell. Not if you love your wife... In fact, if your old lady walks in on you, deny it. Yeah. Just flat out and shell believe it: "Im tellin ya. This chick came downstairs with a sign around her neck Lay on Top of Me Or Ill Die. I didnt know what I was gonna do...."','Lenny Bruce');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('If people turn to look at you on the street, you are not well dressed.','Beau Brummel');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('In time, and as one comes to benefit from experience, one learns that things will turn out neither as well as one hoped nor as badly as one feared.','Jerome S Bruner');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('Friends are treasures.','Horace Bruns');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('A slave has but one master; the ambitious man has as many masters as there are persons whose aide may contribute to the advancement of his fortune.','Jean de la Bruyere');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('As riches and favour forsake a man, we discover him to be a fool, but nobody could find it out in his prosperity.','Jean de la Bruyere');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('At the beginning and at the end of love, the two lovers are embarrassed to find themselves alone.','Jean de la Bruyere');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('Children are overwhelming, supercilious, passionate, envious, inquisitive, egotistical, idle, fickle, timid, intemperate, liars and dissemblers; they laugh and weep easily, are excessive in their joys and sorrows, and that about the most trifling subjects; they bear no pain, but like to inflict it on others; already they are men.','Jean de la Bruyere');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('It is a great misfortune neither to have enough wit to talk well nor enough judgement to be silent.','Jean de La Bruyere');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('Life is a tragedy for those who feel, and a comedy for those who think.','Jean de La Bruyere');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('Love lessens a womans delicacy and increases a mans.','Jean de la Bruyere');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('Nothing more clearly show how little God esteems his gift to men of wealth, money, position and other worldly goods, than the way he distributes these, and the sort of men who are most amply provided with them.','Jean de la Bruyere');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('The very impossibility in which I find myself to prove that God is not, discovers to me his existence.','Jean de la Bruyere');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('We must laugh before we are happy, for fear we die before we laugh at all.','Jean de La Bruyere');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('Anglo-Saxon civilization has taught the individual to protect his own rights; American civilization will teach him to respect the rights of others.','William Jennings Bryan');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('Destiny is not a matter of chance; but a matter of choice. It is not a thing to be waited for, it is a thing to be achieved.','William Jennings Bryan');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('Do not compute the totality of your poultry population until all the manifestations of incubation have been entirely completed.','William Jennings Bryan');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('No one can earn a million dollars honestly.','William Jennings Bryan');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('Difficulty, my brethren, is the nurse of greatness a harsh nurse, who roughly rocks her foster children into strength and athletic proportion.','William Cullen Bryant');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('Weep not that the world changes-did it keep a stable, changeless state, it were a cause indeed to weep.','William Cullen Bryant');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('The worth of a book is to be measured by what you can carry away from it.','James Bryce');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('We are restless because of incessant change, but we would be frightened if change were stopped.','Lyman Lloyd Bryson');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('I am comforted by lifes stability, by earths unchangeableness. What has seemed new and frightening assumes its place in the unfolding of knowledge. It is good to know our universe. What is new is only new to us.','Pearl S Buck');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('No one really understood music unless he was a scientist, her father had declared, and not just a scientist, either, oh, no, only the real ones, the theoreticians, whose language mathematics. She had not understood mathematics until he had explained to her that it was the symbolic language of relationships. "And relationships," he had told her, "contained the essential meaning of life."','Pearl S Buck');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('Truth is always exciting. Speak it, then. Life is boring without it.','Pearl S Buck');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('Husbands are awkward things to deal with; even keeping them in hot water will not make them tender.','Mary Buckley');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('I would like to electrocute everyone who uses the word fair in connection with income tax policies.','William F Buckley');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('Knee-jerk liberals and all the certified saints of sanctified humanism are quick to condemn this great and much-maligned Transylvanian statesman.','William F Buckley, Jr');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('An insincere and evil friend is more to be feared than a wild beast; a wild beast may wound your body, but an evil friend will wound your mind.','Buddha');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('As the fletcher whittles and makes straight his arrows, so the master directs his straying thoughts.','Buddha');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('Believe nothing merely because you have been told it. Do not believe what your teacher tells you merely out of respect for the teacher. But whatsoever, after due examination and analysis, you find to be kind, conducive to the good, the benefit, the welfare of all beings ... that doctrine believe and cling to, and take it as your guide.','Buddha');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('Do not dwell in the past, do not dream of the future, concentrate the mind on the present moment.','Buddha');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('Even death is not to be feared by one who has lived wisely.','Buddha');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('Everything changes, nothing remains without change.','Buddha');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('He is able who thinks he is able.','Buddha');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('It is a mans own mind, not his enemy or foe, that lures him to evil ways.','Buddha');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('Let yourself be open and life will be easier. A spoon of salt in a glass of water makes the water undrinkable. A spoon of salt in a lake is almost unnoticed.','Buddha');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('Neither fire nor wind, birth nor death can erase our good deeds.','Buddha');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('Peace comes from within. Do not seek it without.','Buddha');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('The rule of friendship means there should be mutual sympathy between them, each supplying what the other lacks and trying to benefit the other, always using friendly and sincere words.','Buddha');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('There are friendships to one who lives in society; thus our present grief arises from having friendships; observing the evils resulting from friendship, let one walk alone like a rhinoceros.','Buddha');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('Thousands of candles can be lighted from a single candle, and the life of the candle will not be shortened. Happiness never decreases by being shared.','Buddha');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('Through zeal, knowledge is gotten, through lack of zeal, knowledge is lost; let a man who knows the double path of gain and loss thus place himself that knowledge may grow.','Buddha');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('To live a pure unselfish life, one must count nothing as ones own in the midst of abundance.','Buddha');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('We are what we think. All that we are arises With our thoughts. With our thoughts, We make our world.','Buddha');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('You are all the Buddha.','Last words of Buddha');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('You, yourself, as much as anybody in the entire universe, deserve your love and affection.','Buddha');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('Your body is precious. It is our vehicle for awakening. Treat it with care.','Buddha');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('Friendship is a strong and habitual inclination in two persons to promote the good and happiness of one another.','Eustace Budgell');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('They may forget what you said, but they will never forget how you made them feel.','Carl W Buechner');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('Your life and my life flow into each other as wave flows into wave, and unless there is peace and joy and freedom for you, there can be no real peace or joy or freedom for me. To see reality... not as we expect it to be but as it is... is to see that unless we live for each other and in and through each other, we do not really live very satisfactorily; that there can really be life only where there really is, in just this sense, love.','Frederick Buechner');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('Life moves pretty fast; if you dont stop and take a look around every once in a while, you could miss it.','Ferris Bueller');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('We are the people our parents warned us about.','Jimmy Buffett');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('We got to roll with the punches, play all of our hunches, make the best of whatever comes your way. Forget that blind ambition, learn to trust your intuition ... plowing straight ahead, come what may.','Jimmy Buffett');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('Genius is nothing but a great aptitude for patience.','George-Louis De Buffon');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('Genius is patience.','Buffon');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('Technology is the expression of the society; it is an expression of the values and the abilities of the people that generate it. It is indeed a most revealing indicator of our society. and the fact is that technology in turn shapes the values of a society and of its people.','George Bugliarello');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('you dont like jail? naw, they got the wrong kind of bars in there.','Charles Bukowski');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('First must give place to last, because last must have his time to come; but last gives place to nothing, for there is not another to succeed.','Bunyan');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('Religion is the best armour that a man can have, but it is the worst cloak.','Bunyan');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('They are for religion when in rags and contempt.','Bunyon');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('I dont feel good.','Last words of Luther Burbank');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('If you want a place in the sun, prepare to put up with a few blisters.','Abigail Von Buren');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('Laugh and the world laughs with you, snore and you sleep alone.','Anthony Burgess');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('Women thrive on novelty and are easy meat for the commerce of fashion. Men prefer old pipes and torn jackets.','Anthony Burgess');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('All government, indeed every human benefit and enjoyment, every virtue, and every prudent act, is founded on compromise and barter.','Edmund Burke');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('Despots govern by terror. They know that he who fears God fears nothing else; and, therefore, they eradicate from the mind, through their Voltaire, the Heloetius, and the rest of that infamous gang, that only sort of fear that generates true courage.','Burke');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('Example is the school of mankind, and they will learn at no other.','Edmund Burke');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('Good order is the foundation of all things.','Edmund Burke');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('Nobody made a greater mistake than he who did nothing because he could only do a little.','Edmund Burke');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('Nothing is as fatal to religion as indifference.','Burke');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('Old religious factions are volcanoes burnt out.','Burke');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('Our patience will achieve more than our force.','Edmund Burke');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('Superstition is the religion of feeble minds.','Burke');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('The only thing necessary for the triumph of evil is for good men to do nothing.','Edmund Burke');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('The people never give up their liberties but under some delusion.','Edmund Burke');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('The true danger is when liberty is nibbled away, for expedience, and by parts.','Edmund Burke');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('There is a boundary to mens passions when they act from feelings; but none when they are under the influence of imagination.','Edmund Burke');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('When bad men combine, the good must associate; else they will fall one by one, an unpitied sacrifice in a contemptible struggle.','Edmund Burke');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('Whenever a separation is made between liberty and justice, neither, in my opinion, is safe.','Edmund Burke');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('You can never plan the future by the past.','Edmund Burke');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('Comedy is tragedy plus time.','Carol Burnett');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('Giving birth is like taking your lower lip and forcing it over your head.','Carol Burnett');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('Only I can change my life. No one can do it for me.','Carol Burnett');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('Everyday happiness means getting up in the morning, and you cant wait to finish your breakfast. You cant wait to do your exercises. You cant wait to put on your clothes. You cant wait to get out ... and you cant wait to come home, because the soup is hot.','George Burns');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('Happiness is having a large, loving, caring, close-knit family in another city.','George Burns');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('I get a standing ovation just standing.','George Burns');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('I would go out with women my age, but there are no women my age.','George Burns');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('Im at that age now where just putting my cigar in its holder is a thrill.','George Burns');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('If you live to the age of a hundred, you have it made because very very few people die past the age of a hundred.','George Burns');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('Nice to be here? At my age its nice to be anywhere.','George Burns');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('Retire? Im going to stay in show business until Im the only one left.','George Burns, at age 90');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('Retirement at sixty-five is ridiculous. When I was sixty-five I still had pimples.','George Burns');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('Say good night, Gracie.','George Burns');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('Smartness runs in my family. When I went to school I was so smart my teacher was in my class for five years.','George Burns');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('Too bad all the people who know how to run the country are busy driving cabs and cutting hair.','George Burns');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('Ae fond kiss, and then we sever! A farewell, and then forever! Deep in heart-wrung tears Ill pledge thee, Warring sighs and groans Ill wage thee. Who shall say that Fortune grieves him, While the star of hope she leaves him? Me, nae cheerful twinkle lights me, Dark despair around benights me.','Robert Burns');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('The best-laid schemes o mice an men Gang aft agley.','Robert Burns');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('The great Creator to revere Must sure become the creature; But still the preaching cant forbear, And evn the rigid feature: Yet neer with wits profane to range Be complaisance extended; An atheist laughs a poor exchange For deity offended.','Robert Burns');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('I still find each day too short for all the thoughts I want to think, all the walks I want to take, all the books I want to read, and all the friends I want to see.','John Burroughs');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('To treat your facts with imagination is one thing, but to imagine your facts is another.','John Burroughs');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('If you cant be just, be arbitrary.','William Seward Burroughs');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('Intelligence and war are games, perhaps the only meaningful games left. If any player becomes too proficient, the game is threatened with termination.','William Seward Burroughs');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('Language is a virus from outer space.','William S Burroughs');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('Never give succour to the mentally ill; it is a bottomless pit.','William Seward Burroughs');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('Paradise is exactly like where you are right now, only much, much better.','William Seward Burroughs');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('Sometimes paranoias just having all the facts.','William S Burroughs');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('Thanks, for a country where nobody is allowed to mind his own business. Thanks, for a nation of finks.','William Seward Burroughs');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('The face of evil is always the face of total need.','William Seward Burroughs');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('We must find out what words are and how they function. They become images when written down, but images of words repeated in the mind and not of the image of the thing itself.','William Seward Burroughs');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('All places are distant from Heaven alike.','Burton');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('The fear of God keeps men in obedience.','Burton');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('The more I study religions the more I am convinced that man never worshipped anything but himself.','Richard Francis Burton');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('A blow with a word strikes deeper than a blow with a sword.','Robert Burton');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('A dwarf standing on the shoulders of a giant may see farther than a giant himself.','Robert Burton');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('A good conscience is a continual feast.','Robert Burton');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('No cord or cable can draw so forcibly, or bind so fast, as love can do with a single thread.','Robert Burton');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('One was never married, and thats his hell; another is, and thats his plague.','Robert Burton');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('Perfect love is rare indeed - for to be a lover will require that you continually have the subtlety of the very wise, the flexibility of the child, the sensitivity of the artist, the understanding of the philosopher, the acceptance of the saint, the tolerance of the scholar and the fortitude of the certain.','Leo Buscaglia');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('Worry never robs tomorrow of its sorrow, it only saps today of its joy.','Leo Buscaglia');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('Good education is the essential foundation of a strong democracy.','Barbara Bush');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('I married the first man I ever kissed. When I tell this to my children they just about throw up.','Barbara Bush');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('[You reporters] should have printed what he meant, not what he said.','Earl Bush, to Richard Daley');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('America does not seek aggression... nor does it seek to chart the destiny of other nations...','George Bush, Sr');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('I do not like broccoli. And I havent liked it since I was a little kid and my mother made me eat it. And Im President of the United States and Im not going to eat any more broccoli.','George Bush, Sr');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('If scientific reasoning were limited to the logical processes of arithmetic, we should not get very far in our understanding of the physical world. One might as well attempt to grasp the game of poker entirely by the use of the mathematics of probability.','Vannevar Bush');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('An expert is one who knows more and more about less and less.','Nicholas Murray Butler');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('A friend who cannot at a pinch remember a thing or two that never happened is as bad as one who does not know how to forget.','Samuel Butler');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('A sense of humour keen enough to show a man his own absurdities will keep him from the commission of all sins, or nearly all, save those that are worth committing.','Samuel Butler');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('All animals but men know that the principle business of life is to enjoy it - and they do enjoy it as much as man and other circumstances will allow it.','Samuel Butler');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('All progress is based upon the universal innate desire on the part of every organism to live beyond its income.','Samuel Butler');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('Any fool can tell the truth, but it requires a man of some sense to know how to lie well.','Samuel Butler');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('Friendship is like money, easier made than kept.','Samuel Butler');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('God and man are powerless without one another.','Samuel Butler');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('God cannot alter the past, but historians can.','Samuel Butler');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('God is love. But what a mischievous devil Love is.','Butler');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('If the headache would only precede the intoxication, alcoholism would be a virtue.','Samuel Butler');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('In matrimony, to hesitate is sometimes to be saved.','Samuel Butler');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('Jesus! With all thy faults I love thee still.','Butler');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('Life is like music; it must be composed by ear, feeling, and instinct, not by rule.','Samuel Butler');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('Life is like playing a violin solo in public and learning the instrument as one goes on.','Samuel Butler');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('Life is not an exact science, it is an art.','Samuel Butler');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('Loyalty is still the same, Whether it win or lose the game; True as a dial to the sun, Although it be not shined upon.','Samuel Butler');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('Man is the only animal that can remain on friendly terms with the victims he intends to eat until he eats them.','Samuel Butler');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('Man is the only animal that laughs and has a state legislature.','Samuel Butler');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('The hen is an eggs way of producing another egg.','Samuel Butler');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('Though God cannot alter the past, historians can.','Butler');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('To himself everyone is immortal; he may know that he is going to die, but he can never know that he is dead.','Samuel Butler');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('You can do very little with faith, but you can do nothing without it.','Samuel Butler');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('Never raise your hands to your kids. It leaves your groin unprotected.','Red Buttons');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('To make pleasures pleasant, shorten them.','Charles Buxton');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('You will never find time for anything. If you want time you must make it.','Charles Buxton');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('Any time you wish to demonstrate something, the number of faults encountered is proportional to the number of viewers.','Byes First Law of Model Railroading');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('Singing is a trick to get people to listen to music for longer than they would ordinarily.','David Byrne');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('Cogito ergo dim sum.','Robert Byrne');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('Complete this sentence: I never met a man I didnt like ... to cheat. ... at first. ... to avoid. ... better than you.','Robert Byrne');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('Democracy is being allowed to vote for the candidate you dislike least.','Robert Byrne');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('Everything is in a state of flux, including the status quo.','Robert Byrne');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('Learning to dislike children at an early age saves a lot of expense and aggravation later in life.','Robert Byrne');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('Love will find a lay.','Robert Byrne');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('The purpose of life is a life of purpose.','Robert Byrne');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('There are two kinds of people, those who finish what they start and so on.','Robert Byrne');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('Friendship without self-interest is one of the rare and beautiful things of life.','James F Byrnes');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('Too many people are thinking of security instead of opportunity. They seem more afraid of life than death.','James F Byrnes');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('Lifes to short for chess.','Henry James Byron');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('Tis pleasant, sure, to see ones name in print; A books a book, although theres nothing int.','Lord Byron');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('Adversity is the first path to truth.','Lord Byron');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('Friendship is Love without his wings!','Byron');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('He who surpasses or subdues mankind, must look down on the hate of those below.','Lord Byron');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('I had a dream, which was not all a dream.','Lord Byron');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('In her first passion, a woman loves her lover, in all the others all she loves is love.','Lord Byron');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('Let these describe the indescribable.','Lord Byron');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('Mans love is of mans life a part; it is a womans whole existence.','Lord Byron');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('No ear can hear nor tongue tell the tortures of the inward hell!','Lord Byron');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('Since Eve ate the apple, much depends on dinner.','Lord Byron');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('Smiles form the channel of a future tear.','Byron');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('The truly brave are soft of heart and eyes, And feel for what their duty bids them do.','Byron');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('There is no instinct like that of the heart.','Lord Byron');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('What is a lie but the truth in masquerade.','Byron');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('Whom the gods love, die young.','Byron');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('The optimist proclaims that we live in the best of all possible worlds; and the pessimist fears this is true.','James Branch Cabell');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('Men willingly believe what they will.','Caesar');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('Food, one assumes, provides nourishment; but Americans eat it fully aware that small amounts of poison have been added to improve its appearance and delay its putrefaction.','John Cage');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('I cant understand why people are frightened of new ideas. Im frightened of the old ones.','John Cage');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('The important thing to recognize is that it takes a team, and the team ought to get credit for the wins and the losses. Successes have many fathers, failures have none.','Philip Caldwell');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('To plunder, to slaughter, to steal, these things they misname empire; and where they make a desert, they call it peace.','Calgacus');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('It is better to be defeated on principle than to win on lies.','Arthur Calwell');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('Know what I hate most? Rhetorical questions.','Henry N Camp');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('It does not pay a prophet to be too specific.','L Sprague de Camp');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('Beautys tears are lovelier than her smile.','Campbell');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('Computers are like Old Testament gods; lots of rules and no mercy.','Joseph Campbell');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('Follow your bliss.','Joseph Campbell');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('When you see the Earth from space, you dont see any divisions of nation-states there. This may be the symbol of the new mythology to come; this is the country we will celebrate, and these are the people we are one with.','Joseph Campbell');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('Pioneering basically amounts to finding new and more horrible ways to die.','John W Campbell');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('I dont mind where people make love, so long as they dont do it in the street and frighten the horses.','Mrs Patrick Campbell');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('Marriage is the result of the longing for the deep, deep peace of the double bed after the hurly-burly of the chaise lounge.','Mrs Patrick Campbell');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('The heart seldom feels what the mouth expresses.','Jean Galoert de Campistron');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('An intellectual is someone whose mind watches itself.','Albert Camus');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('Dont believe your friends when they ask you to be honest with them. All they really want is to be maintained in the good opinion they have of themselves.','Albert Camus');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('Dont wait for the last judgment. It takes place every day.','Albert Camus');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('Dont walk in front of me, I may not follow; dont walk behind me, I may not lead; walk beside me, and just be my friend.','Albert Camus');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('Every time I hear a political speech or I read those of our leaders, I am horrified for having, for years, heard nothing which sounded human. It is always the same words telling the same lies. And the fact that men accept this, that the peoples anger has not destroyed these hollow clowns, strikes me as proof that men attribute no importance to the way they are governed; that they gamble yes, gamble with a whole part of their life and their so called "vital interests."','Albert Camus');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('How can sincerity be a condition of friendship? A taste for truth at any cost is a passion which spares nothing.','Albert Camus');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('I enjoyed my own nature to the fullest, and we all know that there lies happiness, although, to soothe one another mutually, we occasionally pretend to condemn such joys as selfishness.','Albert Camus');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('I shall tell you a great secret, my friend. Do not wait for the last judgement, it takes place every day.','Albert Camus');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('If there is a sin against life, it consists perhaps not so much in despairing of life as in hoping for another life and in eluding the implacable grandeur of this life.','Albert Camus');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('In the depths of winter I finally learned there was in me an invincible summer.','Albert Camus');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('It was previously a question of finding out whether or not life had to have a meaning to be lived. It now becomes clear, on the contrary, that it will be lived all the better if it has no meaning.','Albert Camus');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('Man is the only creature that refuses to be what he is.','Albert Camus');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('Nothing is more despicable than respect based on fear.','Albert Camus');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('Some people talk in their sleep. Lecturers talk while other people sleep.','Albert Camus');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('There is no fate that cannot be surmounted by scorn.','Albert Camus');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('We always deceive ourselves twice about the people we love - first to their advantage, then to their disadvantage.','Albert Camus');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('What is a rebel? A man who says no.','Albert Camus');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('Without freedom, no art; art lives only on the restraints it imposes on itself, and dies of all others.','Albert Camus');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('You are forgiven for your happiness and your successes only if you generously consent to share them.','Albert Camus');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('You cannot acquire experience by making experiments. You cannot create experience. You must undergo it.','Albert Camus');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('Heres to the pilot that weathered the storm.','George Canning');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('If you tell the boss you were late for work because you had a flat tyre, the next morning you will have a flat tyre.','Cannons Comment');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('He hasnt an enemy in the world but all his friends hate him.','Eddie Cantor');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('The world looks as if it has been left in the custody of trolls.','Father Robert F Capon');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('I dont even know what street Canada is on.','Al Capone');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('This American system of ours, call it Americanism, call it capitalism, call it what you will, gives each and every one of us a great opportunity if we only seize it with both hands and make the most of it.','Al Capone');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('Vote early and vote often.','Al Capone');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('When I sell liquor, its called bootlegging; when my patrons serve it on Lake Shore Drive, its called hospitality.','Al Capone');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('You can get much farther with a kind word and a gun than you can with a kind word alone.','Al Capone');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('Abstract art: a product of the untalented sold by the unprincipled to the utterly bewildered.','Al Capp');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('There are only three sins - causing pain, causing fear, and causing anguish. The rest is window dressing.','Roger Caras');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('His hidden meaning lies in our endeavours; our valors are our best gods.','Caratach');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('The only good government ... is a bad one in a hell of a fright.','Joyce Carey');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('Civil War. Theres an oxymoron if Ive ever heard one.','Carlin');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('Have you ever noticed? Anybody going slower than you is an idiot, and anyone going faster than you is a maniac.','George Carlin');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('Im completely in favour of the separation of Church and State. My idea is that these two institutions screw us up enough on their own, so both of them together is certain death.','George Carlin');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('May the forces of evil become confused on the way to your house.','George Carlin');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('Some people think of the glass as half full. Some people think of the glass as half empty. I think of the glass as too big.','George Carlin');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('The day after tomorrow is the third day of the rest of your life.','George Carlin');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('Theres no present. Theres only the immediate future and the recent past.','George Carlin');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('Weather forecast for tonight.... Dark.','George Carlin');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('What does it mean to pre-board? Do you get on before you get on?','George Carlin');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('"Truth," I cried, "though the heavens crush me for following her; no falsehood, though a whole celestial Lubberland were the price of apostasy!"','Thomas Carlyle');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('Alas! while the body stands so broad and brawny, must the soul lie blinded, dwarfed, stupefied, almost annihilated? Alas! this was, too, a breath of God, bestowed in heaven, but on earth never to be unfolded!','Thomas Carlyle');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('All men, if they work not as in the great taskmasters eye, will work wrong, and work unhappily for themselves and for you.','Thomas Carlyle');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('Blessed is he who has found his work; let him ask no other blessedness.','Thomas Carlyle');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('Do the duty which lieth nearest to thee! Thy second duty will already have become clearer.','Thomas Carlyle');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('Foolish men imagine that because judgment for an evil thing is delayed, there is no justice; but only accident here below. Judgment for an evil thing is many times delayed some day or two, some century or two, but it is sure as life, it is sure as death.','Thomas Carlyle');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('Happy are the people whose annals are blank in history books.','Thomas Carlyle');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('How much lies in laughter; the cipherkey wherewith we decipher the whole man! Some men wear an everlasting barren simper; in the smile of others lies the cold glitter, as of ice; the fewest are able to laugh what can be called laughing, but only shiff and titter and sniggle from the throat ourwards, or at least produce some whiffing, husky cachinnation, as if they were laughing through wool; of none such comes good. The man who cannot laugh is only fit for treasons, stratagems and spoils; but his own whole life is already a treason and a stratagem.','Carlyle');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('Humour Its essence is love; it issues not in laughter, but in still smiles, which lie far deeper.','Carlyle');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('If Jesus Christ were to come today, people would not even crucify him. They would ask him to dinner, and hear what he had to say, and make fun of it.','Thomas Carlyle');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('If you are ever in doubt as to whether to kiss a pretty girl, always give her the benefit of the doubt.','Thomas Carlyle');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('In idleness there is a perpetual despair.','Thomas Carlyle');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('In private life I never knew anyone interfere with other peoples disputes but he heartily repented of it.','Thomas Carlyle');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('It is not a lucky word, this name "impossible"; no good comes of those who have it so often in their mouths.','Thomas Carlyle');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('It is the heart always that sees, before the head can see.','Thomas Carlyle');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('Make yourself an honest man, and then you may be sure that there is one rascal less in the world.','Thomas Carlyle');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('Music is well said to be the speech of angels.','Thomas Carlyle');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('Nothing that was worthy in the past departs; no truth or goodness realized by man ever dies, or can die.','Thomas Carlyle');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('Oh, give us the man who sings at his work.','Thomas Carlyle');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('Popular opinion is the greatest lie in the world.','Thomas Carlyle');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('Teach a parrot the terms "supply and demand" and youve got an economist.','Thomas Carlyle');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('The greatest of all faults, I should say, is to be conscious of none.','Thomas Carlyle');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('The man without a purpose is like a ship without a rudder - waif, a nothing, a no man. Have a purpose in life, and, having it, throw such strength of mind and muscle into your work as God has given you.','Thomas Carlyle');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('The universe is but one vast Symbol of God.','Thomas Carlyle');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('True humour springs not more from the head than from the heart. It is not contempt; its essence is love. It issues not in laughter, but in still smiles, which lie far deeper.','Thomas Carlyle');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('Under all speech that is good for anything there lies a silence that is better. Silence is deep as Eternity; speech is shallow as Time.','Thomas Carlyle');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('Virtue is like health: the harmony of the whole man.','Thomas Carlyle');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('What we become depends on what we read after all of the professors have finished with us. The greatest university of all is a collection of books.','Thomas Carlyle');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('Worship is transcendent wonder.','Carlyle');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('And while the law [of competition] may be sometimes hard for the individual, it is best for the race, because it ensures the survival of the fittest in every department.','Andrew Carnegie');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('1) Begin with praise and honest appreciation. 2) Call attention to peoples mistakes indirectly. 3) Talk about your own mistakes before criticizing the other person. 4) Ask questions instead of giving direct orders. 5) Let the other person save face. 6) Praise the slightest improvement and praise every improvement. Be "hearty in your approbation and lavish in your praise." 7) Give the other person a fine reputation to live up to. 8) Use encouragement. Make the fault seem easy to correct. 9) Make the other person happy about doing the thing you suggest.','Dale Carnegie');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('All the kings horses and all the kings men cant put the past together again. So lets remember: Dont try to saw sawdust.','Dale Carnegie');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('Be more concerned with your character than with your reputation. Your character is what you really are while your reputation is merely what others think you are.','Dale Carnegie');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('Did you ever see an unhappy horse? Did you ever see bird that had the blues? One reason why birds and horses are not unhappy is because they are not trying to impress other birds and horses.','Dale Carnegie');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('Do the hard jobs first. The easy jobs will take care of themselves.','Dale Carnegie');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('Dont be afraid to give your best to what seemingly are small jobs. Every time you conquer one it makes you that much stronger. If you do the little jobs well, the big ones will tend to take care of themselves.','Dale Carnegie');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('First ask yourself: What is the worst that can happen? Then prepare to accept it. Then proceed to improve on the worst.','Dale Carnegie');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('If you believe in what you are doing, then let nothing hold you up in your work. Much of the best work of the world has been done against seeming impossibilities. The thing is to get the work done.','Dale Carnegie');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('If you cant sleep, then get up and do something instead of lying there worrying. Its the worry that gets you, not the lack of sleep.','Dale Carnegie');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('If you want to gather honey, dont kick over the beehive. If only the people who worry about their liabilities would think about the riches they do possess, they would stop worrying.','Dale Carnegie');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('If you want to win friends, make it a point to remember them. If you remember my name, you pay me a subtle compliment; you indicate that I have made an impression on you. Remember my name and you add to my feeling of importance.','Dale Carnegie');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('Inaction breeds doubt and fear. Action breeds confidence and courage. If you want to conquer fear, do not sit home and think about it. Go out and get busy.','Dale Carnegie');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('It is the way we react to circumstances that determines our feelings.','Dale Carnegie');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('Many people think that if they were only in some other place, or had some other job, they would be happy. Well, that is doubtful. So get as much happiness out of what you are doing as you can and dont put off being happy until some future date.','Dale Carnegie');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('Most of the important things in the world have been accomplished by people who have kept on trying when there seemed to be no help at all.','Dale Carnegie');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('One of the most appalling comments on our present way of life is that half of all the beds in our hospitals are reserved for patients with nervous and mental troubles, patients who have collapsed under the crushing burden of accumulated yesterdays and fearful tomorrows. Yet a vast majority of those people would be walking the streets today, leading happy, useful lives, if they had only heeded the words of Jesus: "Have no anxiety about the morrow"; or the words of Sir William Osler; "Live in day-tight compartments."','Dale Carnegie');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('The ideas I stand for are not mine. I borrowed them from Socrates. I swiped them from Chesterfield. I stole them from Jesus. And I put them in a book. If you dont like their rules, whose would you use?','Dale Carnegie');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('The man who dies rich, dies disgraced.','Carnegie');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('The man who goes farthest is generally the one who is willing to do and dare. The sure-thing boat never gets far from shore.','Dale Carnegie');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('There is only one way under high Heaven to get anybody to do anything. Did you ever stop to think of that? Yes, just one way. And that is by making the other person want to do it. Remember, there is no other way.','Dale Carnegie');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('When fate hands us a lemon, lets try to make a lemonade.','Dale Carnegie');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('When we hate our enemies, we are giving them power over us: power over our sleep, our appetites, our blood pressure, our health, and our happiness. Our enemies would dance with joy if only they knew how they were worrying us, lacerating us, and getting even with us! Our hate is not hurting them at all, but our hate is turning our own days and nights into a hellish turmoil.','Dale Carnegie');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('You can make more friends in two months by becoming interested in other people than you can in two years by trying to get other people interested in you.','Dale Carnegie');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('You have it easily in your power to increase the sum total of this worlds happiness now. How? By giving a few words of sincere appreciation to someone who is lonely or discouraged. Perhaps you will forget tomorrow the kind words you say today, but the recipient may cherish them over a lifetime.','Dale Carnegie');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('All of us, at certain moments of our lives, need to take advice and to receive help from other people.','Alexis Carrel');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('The first duty of society is to give each of its members the possibility of fulfilling his destiny. When it becomes incapable of performing this duty it must be transformed.','Alexis Carrel');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('To what extent is any given man morally responsible for any given act? We do not know.','Alexis Carrel');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('You have to walk carefully in the beginning of love; the running across fields into your lovers arms can only come later when youre sure they wont laugh if you trip.','Jonathan Carroll');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('"Contrariwise," continued Tweedledee, "if it was so, it might be, and if it were so, it would be; but as it isnt, it aint. Thats logic!"','Lewis Carroll');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('"What is the use of a book", thought Alice, "without pictures or conversations?"','Lewis Carroll');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('"Where shall I begin, please your Majesty?" he asked. "Begin at the beginning," the King said, gravely, "and go on till you come to the end: then stop."','Lewis Carroll');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('Twas brillig, and the slithy toves Did gyre and gimble in the wabe; All mimsy were the borogoves, And the mome raths outgrabe. "Beware the Jabberwock, my son! The jaws that bite, the claws that catch! Beware the Jubjub bird, and shun The frumious Bandersnatch!" He took his vorpal sword in hand: Long time the manxome foe he sought... So rested he by the Tumtum tree, And stood awhile in thought. And, as in uffish thought he stood, The Jabberwock, with eyes of flame, Came whiffling through the tulgey wood, And burbled as it came! One two! One two! And through and through The vorpal blade went snicker-snack! He left it dead, and with its head He went galumphing back. "And hast thou slain the Jabberwock? Come to my arms, my beamish boy! O frabjous day! Callooh! Callay!" He chortled in his joy. Twas brillig, and the slithy toves Did gyre and gimble in the wabe; All mimsy were the borogoves, And the mome raths outgrabe.','Lewis Carroll, "Jabberwocky"');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('Begin at the beginning and go on till you come to the end; then stop.','Lewis Carroll');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('It was the best butter.','Lewis Carroll');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('Seven years and six months! Humpty Dumpty repeated thoughtfully. An uncomfortable sort of age. Now if youd asked MY advice, Id have said `Leave off at seven - but its too late now. I never ask advice about growing, Alice said indignantly. Too proud? the other enquired. Alice felt even more indignant at this suggestion. I mean, she said, that one cant help growing older. ONE cant, perhaps, said Humpty Dumpty; but TWO can. With proper assistance, you might have left off at seven.','Lewis Carroll');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('The rule is, jam tomorrow and jam yesterday - but never jam today.','Lewis Carroll');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('A teacher is one who makes himself progressively unnecessary.','Thomas Carruthers');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('Anytime four New Yorkers get into a cab together without arguing, a bank robbery has just taken place.','Johnny Carson');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('If variety is the spice of life, marriage is the big can of leftover Spam.','Johnny Carson');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('The human race is challenged more than ever before to demonstrate our mastery ... not over nature but of ourselves.','Rachel Carson');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('The lasting pleasures of contact with the natural world are not reserved for scientists but are available to anyone who will place himself under the influence of earth, sea and sky, and their amazing life.','Rachel Carson');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('Those who dwell, as scientists or laymen, among the beauties and mysteries of the earth are never alone or weary of life. Whatever the vexations or concerns of their personal lives, their thoughts can find paths that lead to inner contentment and to renewed excitement in living. Those who contemplate the beauty of the earth find reserves of strength that will endure as long as life lasts.','Rachel Carson');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('In time of war the first casualty is truth.','Boake Carter');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('We must adjust to changing times and still hold to unchanging principles.','Jimmy Carter');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('Brave spirits are a balsam to themselves; there is a nobleness of mind that heals wounds beyond salves.','Cartwright');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('How far you go in life depends on your being tender with the young, compassionate with the aged, sympathetic with the striving and tolerant of the weak and the strong. Because someday in life you will have been all of these.','George Washington Carver');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('Just buy a box of popcorn and a Coca-Cola and sit back and watch.','James Carville, offering advice for Democrats on the term-limits vote in the House');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('Humour is an affirmation of mans dignity, a declaration of mans superiority to all that befalls him.','Romain Cary');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('The men who succeed are the efficient few. They are the few who have the ambition and will power to develop themselves.','Herbert N Casson');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('The revolution ... is a dictatorship of the exploited against the exploiters.','Fidel Castro');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('No one can build his security upon the nobleness of another person.','Willa Cather');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('Only solitary men know the full joys of friendship. Others have their family; but to a solitary and an exile, his friends are everything.','Willa Cather');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('Some memories are realities, and are better than anything that can ever happen to one again.','Willa Cather');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('The stupid believe that to be truthful is easy; only the artist, the great artist, knows how difficult it is.','Willa Cather');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('Where there is great love, there are always wishes.','Willa Cather');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('Diplomacy is the art of saying "Nice doggie" until you can find a rock.','Wynn Catlin');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('After Im dead Id rather have people ask why I have no monument than why I have one.','Marcus Porcius Cato, the Elder');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('When Michelangelo finished the painting of the Sistine Chapels ceiling, he spent the rest of his life trying to remove the paint that had poured into his sleeve.','Francois Cavanna');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('As long as people will accept crap, it will be financially profitable to dispense it.','Dick Cavett');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('Theres so much comedy on television. Does that cause comedy in the streets?','Dick Cavett');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('I dont even butter my bread; I consider that cooking.','Katherine Cebrian');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('The first step towards knowledge is to know that we are ignorant.','Richard Cecil');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('What! All this for a song?','William Cecil');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('Most rich people are rich first and whatever else they are second.','Cerebus');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('Everything beautiful has its moment and then passes away.','Luis Cernuda');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('Tis an old saying, the Devil lurks behind the cross. All is not gold that glitters. From the tail of the plough, Bamba was made King of Spain; and from his silks and riches was Rodrigo cast to be devoured by the snakes.','Miguel de Cervantes');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('Tis said of love that it sometimes goes, sometimes flies; runs with one, walks gravely with another; turns a third into ice, and sets a fourth in a flame: it wounds one, another it kills: like lightning it begins and ends in the same moment: it makes that fort yield at night which it besieged but in the morning; for there is no force able to resist it.','Miguel de Cervantes');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('Every man is as God made him, ay, and often worse.','Miguel de Cervantes');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('Faint heart neer won fair lady.','Miguel de Cervantes');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('For if he like a madman lived; At least he like a wise one died.','Cervantes');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('Love not what you are, but what you may become.','Miguel de Cervantes');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('Never stand begging for what you have the power to earn. Miguel de Cervantes.','Miguel de Cervantes');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('Take care, your worship, those things over there are not giants but windmills.','Miguel Cervantes');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('Thats the nature of women not to love when we love them, and to love when we love them not.','Miguel de Cervantes');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('Too much sanity may be madness. And maddest of all, to see life as it is and not as it should be!','Miguel de Cervantes');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('Truth indeed rather alleviates than hurts.','Miguel de Cervantes');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('Truth may be stretched, but cannot be broken, and always gets above falsehood, as oil does above water.','Miguel de Cervantes');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('The bad thing about good things is they come to an end and the good thing about bad things is they also end.','Anamaria Rabattey Cervi');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('The grand essentials of happiness are: something to do, something to love, and something to hope for.','Allan K Chalmers');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('Learn and think imperially.','Joseph Chamberlian');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('Better to have loved a short man than never to have loved a tall.','David Chambless');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('The most thoroughly wasted of all days is that on which one has not laughed.','Chamfort');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('The most wasted day of all is that during which we have not laughed.','Sebastian Roch Nicolas Chamfort');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('The only thing that stops God from sending another flood is that the first one was useless.','Chamfort');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('There is a melancholy that stems from greatness.','Chamfort');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('Whoever is not a misanthrope at forty can never have loved mankind.','Sebastian Roch Nicolas Chamfort');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('The law isnt justice. Its a very imperfect mechanism. If you press exactly the right buttons and are also lucky, justice may show up in the answer. A mechanism is all the law was ever intended to be.','Raymond Chandler');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('The person who does not enjoy his own company is usually right.','Coco Chanel');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('A market is the combined behaviour of thousands of people responding to information, misinformation and whim.','Kenneth Chang');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('Difficulties are meant to rouse, not discourage.','William Ellery Channing');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('Faith is love taking the form of aspiration.','William Ellery Channing');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('There are periods when the principles of experience need to be modified, when hope and trust and instinct claim a share with prudence in the guidance of affairs, when, in truth, to dare, is the highest wisdom.','William Ellery Channing');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('True friendship is never serene.','Marie de Rabutin-Chantal');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('They smell, they snarl and they scratch; they have a singular aptitude for shredding rugs, drapes and upholstery; theyre sneaky, selfish and not at all smart; they are disloyal, condescending and totally useless in any rodent free environment.','Jean Michel Chapereau');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('In the end, everything is a gag.','Charlie Chaplin');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('Laughter is the tonic, the relief, the surcease for pain.','Charlie Chaplin');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('Mourn not the dead... But rather mourn the apathetic throng The cowed and meek Who see the worlds great anguish and its wrong, And dare not speak.','Ralph Chaplin');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('Let no man value at a little price a virtuous womans counsel; her winged spirit is feathered often times with heavenly words, and, like her beauty, ravishing and pure.','Chapman');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('Theyre only truly great who are truly good.','George Chapman');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('Benevolence alone will not make a teacher, nor will learning alone do it. The gift of teaching is a peculiar talent, and implies a need and a craving in the teacher himself.','John Jay Chapman');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('A quotation, like a pun, should come unsought, and then be welcomed only for some propriety of felicity justifying the intrusion.','Robert Chapman');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('Liberty wasnt guaranteed by the Constitution. It was only given a chance.','Stephen Chapman');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('The machine not only does it relieve us mechanically of a crushing weight of physical and mental labour; but by the miraculous enhancing of our senses, through its powers of enlargement, penetration and exact measurement, it constantly increases the scope and clarity of our perceptions. It fulfils the dream of all living creatures by satisfying our instinctive craving for the maximum of consciousness with a minimum of effort! Having embarked upon so profitable a path, how can Mankind fail to pursue it?','Teilhard de Chardin');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('This is very true: For my words are my own, and my actions are my ministers.','Charles, II');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('Is there anything in the universe more beautiful and protective than the simple complexity of a spiders web?','Charlotte');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('In God we rust.','Gordon Charrick');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('There are only two kinds of scholars; those who love ideas and those who hate them.','Emile Chartier');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('Ful wys is he that can himselven knowe! (Very wise is he that can know himself.)','Chaucer');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('Theres never a new fashion but its old.','Chaucer');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('In some cases non-violence requires more militancy than violence.','Cesar Chavez');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('... only he is an emancipated thinker who is not afraid to write foolish things.','Anton Chekhov');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('A writer is not a confectioner, a cosmetic dealer, or an entertainer. He is a man who has signed a contract with his conscious and his sense of duty.','Anton Chekhov');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('Any idiot can face a crisis. Its the day-to-day living that wears you out.','Anton Chekhov');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('Doctors are the same as lawyers; the only difference is that lawyers merely rob you, whereas doctors rob you and kill you too.','Anton Chekhov');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('If you are afraid of loneliness, dont marry.','Anton Chekhov');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('If you cry "forward," you must without fail make plain in what direction to go.','Anton Chekhov');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('Love, friendship, respect, do not unite people as much as a common hatred of something.','Anton Chekhov');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('Man is what he believes.','Anton Chekhov');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('My business is to be talented, that is, to be capable of selecting the important moments from the trivial ones... Its about time for writers, particularly those who are genuine artists, to recognize that in this world you cannot figure out everything. Just have a writer who the crowds trust be courageous enough and declare that he does not understand everything, and that lone will represent a major contribution to the way people think, a long leap forward.','Anton Chekhov');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('No psychologist should pretend to understand what he does not understand... Only fools and charlatans know everything and understand nothing.','Anton Chekhov');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('One must be a god to be able to tell successes from failures without making a mistake.','Anton Chekhov');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('It is easy to take liberty for granted when you have never had it taken from you.','Disk Cheney');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('The trouble with some women is that they get all excited about nothing ... and then marry him.','Cher');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('A weak mind is like a microscope, which magnifies trifling things but cannot receive great ones.','Lord Chesterfield');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('Advice is seldom welcome; and those who want it the most always like it the least.','Lord Chesterfield');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('An injury is much sooner forgotten than an insult.','Lord Chesterfield');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('Be wiser than other people, if you can, but do not tell them so.','Lord Chesterfield');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('If you are not in fashion, you are nobody.','Lord Chesterfield');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('Know the true value of time; snatch, seize, and enjoy every moment of it. No idleness; no laziness; no procrastination: never put off till tomorrow what you can do today.','Lord Chesterfield');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('Knowledge may give weight, but accomplishments give lustre, and many more people see than weigh.','Earl of Chesterfield');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('Learning is acquired by reading books; but the much more necessary learning, the knowledge of the world, is only to be acquired by reading men, and studying all the various editions of them.','Lord Chesterfield');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('Men, as well as women, are much oftener led by their hearts than by their understandings.','Lord Chesterfield');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('Sex: The pleasure is momentary, the position ridiculous, and the expense damnable.','Lord Chesterfield');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('Since attaining the full use of my reason no one has ever heard me laugh.','Earl of Chesterfield');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('The knowledge of the world is only to be acquired in the world, and not in a closet.','Lord Chesterfield');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('The vulgar only laugh, but never smile; whereas wellbred people often smile, but seldom laugh.','Chesterfield');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('We, my Lords, may thank Heaven that we have something better than out brains to depend on.','Lord Chesterfield, to the House of Lords');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('Whenever a man seeks your advice he generally seeks your praise.','Lord Chesterfield');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('You must look into people, as well as at them.','Lord Chesterfield');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('... But nature does not say that cats are more valuable than mice; nature makes no remark on the subject. She does not even say that the cat is enviable or the mouse pitiable. We think the cat superior because we have (or most of us have) a particular philosophy to the effect that life is better than death. But if the mouse were a German pessimist mouse, he might not think that the cat had beaten him at all. He might think he had beaten the cat by getting to the grave first.','Gilbert Keith Chesterton');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('A good novel tells us the truth about its hero; but a bad novel tells us the truth about its author.','Gilbert Keith Chesterton');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('A mans friends like him but leave him as he is; his wife loves him and is always trying to turn him into somebody else.','Gilbert K Chesterton');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('Adventure is the champagne of life.','Chesterton');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('An adventure is only an inconvenience rightly considered. An inconvenience is only an adventure wrongly considered.','G K Chesterton');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('Anything worth doing, is worth doing badly.','G K Chesterton');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('Art consists of limitation The most beautiful part of every picture is the frame.','G K Chesterton');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('Art, like morality, consists in drawing the line somewhere.','Gilbert Keith Chesterton');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('Brave men are all vertebrates; they have their softness on the surface and their toughness in the middle.','G K Chesterton');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('Christianity has not been tried and found wanting; it has been found difficult and not tried.','Gilbert K Chesterton');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('I believe in getting into hot water; it keeps you clean.','Gilbert Keith Chesterton');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('I do not believe in a fate that falls on men however they act; but I do believe in a fate that falls on them unless they act.','Gilbert K Chesterton');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('I still believe in liberalism today as much as I ever did, but, oh, there was a happy time when I believed in liberals...','G K Chesterton');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('Journalism is popular, but it is popular mainly as fiction. Life is one world, and life seen in the newspapers is another.','G K Chesterton');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('Journalism largely consists of saying Lord Jones is Dead to people who never knew that Lord Jones was alive.','Gilbert Keith Chesterton');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('Literature is a luxury; fiction is a necessity.','G K Chesterton');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('Marriage is an adventure, like going to war.','G K Chesterton');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('Music with dinner is an insult both to the cook and the violinist.','G K Chesterton');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('No animal ever invented anything as bad as drunkenness or as good as drink.','Gilbert Keith Chesterton');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('People generally quarrel because they cannot argue.','Gilbert K Chesterton');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('Progress is the mother of all problems.','G K Chesterton');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('Reason is itself a matter of faith. It is an act of faith to assert that our thoughts have any relation to reality at all.','Gilbert Keith Chesterton');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('The Bible tells us to love our neighbours, and also to love our enemies; probably because they are generally the same people.','Gilbert Keith Chesterton');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('The cosiness between church and state is good for the state and bad for the church.','G K Chesterton');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('The honest poor can sometimes forget poverty. The honest rich can never forget it.','G K Chesterton');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('The human race, to which so many of my readers belong, has been playing at childrens games from the beginning, and will probably do it till the end, which is a nuisance for the few people who grow up. And one of the games to which it is most attached is called, ``Keep tomorrow dark, and which is also named (by the rustics in Shropshire, I have no doubt) ``Cheat the Prophet. The players listen very carefully and respectfully to all that the clever men have to say about what is to happen in the next generation. The players then wait until all the clever men are dead, and bury them nicely. Then they go and do something else. That is all. For a race of simple tastes, however, it is great fun.','Gilbert Keith Chesterton');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('The man who sees the consistency in things is a wit, the man who sees the inconsistency in things is a humorist.','Gilbert K Chesterton');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('The object of opening the mind as of opening the mouth is to close it again on something solid.','Gilbert Keith Chesterton');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('The way to love anything is to realize that it might be lost.','Gilbert Keith Chesterton');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('Truth must necessarily be stranger than fiction, for fiction is the creation of the human mind and therefore congenial to it.','G K Chesterton');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('Virtue is not the absence of vices or the avoidance of moral dangers; virtue is a vivid and separate thing, like pain or a particular smell.','G K Chesterton');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('We make our friends; we make our enemies; but God makes our next door neighbour.','G K Chesterton');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('The cure for all ills and wrongs, the cares, the sorrows and the crimes of humanity, all lie in the one word love. It is the divine vitality that everywhere produces and restores life.','Lydia Maria Child');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('Im worried that the universe will soon need replacing. Its not holding a charge.','Edward Chilton');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('By not interfering the sage improves the peoples lives.','The Tao Te Ching');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('Darkness within darkness. The gateway to all understanding.','Tao Te Ching');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('If rulers take too much grain People rapidly starve; If rulers take too much freedom People easily rebel; If rulers take too much happiness. People gladly die.','The Tao Te Ching');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('The government that seems the most unwise, Oft goodness to the people best supplies; That which is meddling, touching everything, Will work but ill, and disappointment bring.','The Tao Te Ching');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('The more morals and taboos there are, The more cruelty afflicts people; The more guns and knives there are, The more factions divide people; The more arts and skills there are, The more change obsoletes people; The more laws and taxes there are, The more theft corrupts people.','The Tao Te Ching');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('Yet take no action, and the people nurture each other; Make no laws, and the people deal fairly with each other; Own no interest, and the people cooperate with each other; Express no desire, and the people harmonize with each other.','The Tao Te Ching');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('If you do something which you are sure will meet with everyones approval, somebody wont like it.','Chisholms Third Law');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('If you explain something so clearly that no one can possible misunderstand, somebody will.','Chisholms Fourth Law');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('Procedures designed to implement the purpose wont quite work.','Chisholms Fifth Law');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('The emotional, sexual, and psychological stereotyping of females begins when the doctor says: Its a girl.','Shirley Chisholm');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('... dissent, protest, pressures of a wide variety that escape elite control can modify the calculus of costs of planners, and offer a slight hope that Washington can be compelled to permit at least some steps towards justice, freedom and democracy within its domains.','Avram Noam Chomsky');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('... Insidious is the cry for revolution, at a time when not even the germs of new institutions exist, let alone the moral and political consciousness that could lead to a basic modification of social life. If there will be a revolution in America today, it will no doubt be a move towards some variety of fascism. We must guard against the kind of revolutionary rhetoric that would have had Karl Marx burn down the British Museum because it was merely part of a repressive society. It would be criminal to overlook the serious flaws and inadequacies in our institutions, or to fail to utilize the substantial degree of freedom that most of us enjoy, within the framework of these flawed institutions, to modify them or even replace them by a better social order. One who pays some attention to history will not be surprised if those who cry most loudly that we must smash and destroy are later found among the administrators of some new system of repression.','Avram Noam Chomsky');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('The Bible is one of the most genocidal books in history.','Noam Chomsky');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('An archaeologist is the best husband a woman can have; the older she gets the more interested he is in her.','Agatha Christie');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('I never could make out what those damn dots meant.','Lord Randolph Churchill');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('... You ask, What is our policy? I will say; "It is to wage war, by sea, land and air, with all our might and with all the strength that God can give us: to wage war against a monstrous tyranny, never surpassed in the dark lamentable catalogue of human crime. That is our policy." You ask, What is our aim? I can answer with one word: Victory - victory at all costs, victory in spite of all terror, victory however long and hard the road may be; for without victory there is no survival.','Sir Winston Leonard Spencer Churchill');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('A communist is like a crocodile: when it opens its mouth you cannot tell whether it is trying to smile or preparing to eat you up.','Sir Winston Leonard Spencer Churchill');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('A fanatic is one who cant change his mind and wont change the subject.','Sir Winston Leonard Spencer Churchill');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('A joke is a very serious thing.','Sir Winston Leonard Spencer Churchill');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('A love for tradition has never weakened a nation, indeed it has strengthened nations in their hour of peril.','Sir Winston Leonard Spencer Churchill');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('A pessimist sees the difficulty in every opportunity; an optimist sees the opportunity in every difficulty.','Sir Winston Leonard Spencer Churchill');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('Although prepared for martyrdom, I preferred that it be postponed.','Sir Winston Leonard Spencer Churchill');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('An appeaser is one who feeds a crocodile, hoping it will eat him last.','Sir Winston Leonard Spencer Churchill');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('An iron curtain has descended across the Continent.','Sir Winston Leonard Spencer Churchill');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('Any man who is under 30, and is not a liberal, has not heart; and any man who is over 30, and is not a conservative, has no brains.','Winston Churchill');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('Courage is the first of human qualities because it is the quality that guarantees all the others.','Sir Winston Leonard Spencer Churchill');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('Danger - if you meet it promptly and without flinching - you will reduce the danger by half. Never run away from anything. Never!','Sir Winston Leonard Spencer Churchill');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('Dictators ride to and fro upon tigers which they dare not dismount. And the tigers are getting hungry.','Winston Churchill');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('Dont talk to me about Naval tradition. Its nothing but rum, sodomy, and the lash.','Sir Winston Leonard Spencer Churchill');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('Everyone has his day and some days last longer than others.','Sir Winston Leonard Spencer Churchill');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('For my part, I consider that it will be found much better by all parties to leave the past to history, especially as I propose to write that history myself.','Sir Winston Leonard Spencer Churchill');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('From now on, ending a sentence with a preposition is something up with which I will not put.','Winston Churchill');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('Give us the tools and we will finish the job.','Sir Winston Leonard Spencer Churchill');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('History will be kind to me for I intend to write it.','Winston Churchill');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('I always avoid prophesying beforehand, because it is a much better policy to prophesy after the event has already taken place.','Sir Winston Leonard Spencer Churchill');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('I am always willing to learn. I do not, however, always enjoy being taught.','Sir Winston Leonard Spencer Churchill');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('I am certainly not one of those who need to be prodded. In fact, if anything, I am the prod.','Sir Winston Churchill');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('I am ready to meet my Maker. Whether my Maker is prepared for the great ordeal of meeting me is another matter.','Winston Churchill');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('I cannot forecast to you the action of Russia. It is a riddle wrapped in a mystery inside an enigma.','Sir Winston Leonard Spencer Churchill');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('I gather, young man, that you wish to be a Member of Parliament. The first lesson that you must learn is, when I call for statistics about the rate of infant mortality, what I want is proof that fewer babies died when I was Prime Minister than when anyone else was Prime Minister. That is a political statistic.','Sir Winston Leonard Spencer Churchill');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('I have nothing to offer but blood, toil, tears and sweat.','Sir Winston Leonard Spencer Churchill');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('I have taken more out of alcohol than alcohol has taken out of me.','Sir Winston Leonard Spencer Churchill');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('I like a man who grins when he fights.','Sir Winston Leonard Spencer Churchill');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('I like pigs. Dogs look up to us. Cats look down on us. Pigs treat us as equals.','Sir Winston Leonard Spencer Churchill');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('If we open a quarrel between the past and the present, we shall find that we have lost the future.','Sir Winston Leonard Spencer Churchill');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('If you go on with this nuclear arms race, all you are going to do is make the rubble bounce.','Sir Winston Leonard Spencer Churchill');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('If you have an important point to make, dont try to be subtle or clever. Use a pile driver. Hit the point once. Then come back and hit it again. Then hit it a third time... a tremendous whack.','Sir Winston Leonard Spencer Churchill');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('If you will not fight for the right when you can easily win without bloodshed, if you will not fight when your victory will be sure and not too costly, you may come to the moment when you will have to fight with all the odds against you and only a small chance of survival. There may even be a worse case: you may have to fight when there is no hope of victory, because it is better to perish than to live as slaves.','Sir Winston Leonard Spencer Churchill');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('In war: resolution. In defeat: defiance. In victory: magnanimity. In peace: goodwill.','Sir Winston Leonard Spencer Churchill');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('In wartime, truth is so precious that she should always be attended by a bodyguard of lies.','Sir Winston Leonard Spencer Churchill');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('It has been said that democracy is the worst form of government except all the others that have been tried.','Winston Churchill');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('It is a good thing for an uneducated man to read books of quotations.','Sir Winston Leonard Spencer Churchill');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('It is a mistake to look too far ahead. Only one link in the chain of destiny can be handled at a time.','Sir Winston Leonard Spencer Churchill');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('It is a socialist idea that making profits is a vice; I consider the real vice is making losses.','Sir Winston Leonard Spencer Churchill');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('It is no use saying, We are doing our best. You have got to succeed in doing what is necessary.','Sir Winston Churchill');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('Kites rise highest against the wind - not with it.','Winston Churchill');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('Let us therefore brace ourselves to our duty, and so bear ourselves that, if the British Empire and its Commonwealth lasts for a thousand years, men will still say, This was their finest hour.','Sir Winston Leonard Spencer Churchill');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('MacDonald has the gift of compressing the largest amount of words into the smallest amount of thoughts.','Sir Winston Leonard Spencer Churchill');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('Man will occasionally stumble over the truth, but most times he will pick himself up and carry on.','Winston Churchill');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('Many forms of Government have been tried, and will be tried in this world of sin and woe. No one pretends that democracy is perfect or all-wise. Indeed, it has been said that democracy is the worst form of Government except all those others that have been tried from time to time.','Sir Winston Leonard Spencer Churchill');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('My wife and I tried to breakfast together, but we had to stop or our marriage would have been wrecked.','Winston Churchill');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('Never give in. Never. Never. Never. Never.','Sir Winston Leonard Spencer Churchill');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('Never hold discussions with the monkey when the organ grinder is in the room.','Sir Winston Leonard Spencer Churchill');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('Never in the field of human conflict was so much owed by so many to so few.','Sir Winston Leonard Spencer Churchill');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('No folly is more costly than the folly of intolerant idealism.','Sir Winston Leonard Spencer Churchill');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('Of course, we are all worms... but I like to think, at least, that I am a glowworm.','Sir Winston Leonard Spencer Churchill');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('Short words are best and the old words when short are best of all.','Sir Winston Leonard Spencer Churchill');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('Sir, if you were my husband, I would poison your drink. "Madam, if you were my wife, I would drink it."','a conversation between Lady Nancy Astor and Winston Churchill');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('Solitary trees, if they grow at all, grow strong.','Sir Winston Churchill');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('Success consists of going from failure to failure without loss of enthusiasm.','Sir Winston Leonard Spencer Churchill');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('The empires of the future are the empires of the mind.','Sir Winston Leonard Spencer Churchill');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('The farther backward you can look, the farther forward you are likely to see.','Sir Winston Leonard Spencer Churchill');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('The greatest lesson in life is to know that even fools are right sometimes.','Sir Winston Leonard Spencer Churchill');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('The inherent vice of capitalism is the unequal sharing of blessings; the inherent virtue of socialism is the equal sharing of miseries.','Winston Churchill');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('The optimist sees opportunity in every danger; the pessimist sees danger in every opportunity.','Winston Churchill');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('The power of man has grown in every sphere, except over himself.','Sir Winston Churchill');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('The price of greatness is responsibility.','Sir Winston Churchill');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('The problems of victory are more agreeable than the problems of defeat, but they are no less difficult.','Sir Winston Leonard Spencer Churchill');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('The reserve of modern assertions is sometimes pushed to extremes, in which the fear of being contradicted leads the writer to strip himself of almost all sense and meaning.','Sir Winston Leonard Spencer Churchill');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('The whole history of the world is summed up in the fact that, when nations are strong, they are not always just, and when they wish to be just, they are no longer strong.','Sir Winston Leonard Spencer Churchill');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('There are a lot of lies going around.... and half of them are true.','Winston Churchill');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('There is no finer investment for any community than putting milk into babies.','Sir Winston Leonard Spencer Churchill');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('There is nothing more exhilarating than to be shot at without result.','Sir Winston Leonard Spencer Churchill');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('This is the type of arrant pedantry up with which we shall not put.','Winston Churchill');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('Those who can win a war well can rarely make a good peace and those who could make a good peace would never have won the war.','Sir Winston Leonard Spencer Churchill');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('To build may have to be the slow and laborious task of years. To destroy can be the thoughtless act of a single day.','Sir Winston Churchill');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('True genius resides in the capacity for evaluation of uncertain hazardous, and conflicting information.','Sir Winston Leonard Spencer Churchill');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('Vast and fearsome as the human scene has become, personal contact of the right people, in the right places, at the right time, may yet have a potent and valuable part to play in the cause of peace which is in our hearts.','Sir Winston Leonard Spencer Churchill');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('We make a living by what we get, we make a life by what we give.','Winston Churchill');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('We shall not flag or fail. We shall go on to the end. We shall fight in France, we shall fight on the seas and the oceans, we shall fight with growing confidence and growing strength in the air, we shall defend our island, whatever the cost may be. We shall fight on the beaches, we shall fight on the landing grounds, we shall fight in the fields and in the streets, we shall fight in the hills; we shall never surrender.','Sir Winston Leonard Spencer Churchill');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('Well, dinner would have been splendid... if the wine had been as cold as the soup, the beef as rare as the service, the brandy as old as the fish, and the maid as willing as the Duchess.','Winston Churchill');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('Where does the family start? It starts with a young man falling in love with a girl - no superior alternative has yet been found.','Sir Winston Leonard Spencer Churchill');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('Why Sir Churchill you are drunk! "And you are ugly, but I shall be sober in the morning!"','a conversation between Lady Nancy Astor and Winston Churchill');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('Without tradition, art is a flock of sheep without a shepherd. Without innovation, it is a corpse.','Sir Winston Leonard Spencer Churchill');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('You can always count on Americans to do the right thing ... after theyve tried everything else.','Sir Winston Leonard Spencer Churchill');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('As always, victory finds a hundred fathers but defeat is an orphan.','Count Galeazzo Ciano');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('A dollar saved is a quarter earned.','John Ciardi');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('A university is what a college becomes when the faculty loses interest in students.','John Ciardi');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('Love is the word used to label the sexual excitement of the young, the habituation of the middle-aged, and the mutual dependence of the old.','John Ciardi');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('You dont have to suffer to be a poet; adolescence is enough suffering for anyone.','John Ciardi');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('Who fears t offend takes the first step to please.','Cibber');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('A friend is, as it were, a second self.','Cicero');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('An unjust peace is better than a just war.','Marcus Tullius Cicero');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('Anyone can make mistakes, but only an idiot persists in his error.','Cicero');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('Avarice in old age is foolish; for what can be more absurd than to increase our provisions for the read the nearer we approach to our journeys end.','Cicero');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('Freedom is the power to live as you will. Who then lives as he wills?','Marcus Tullius Cicero');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('Friendship is the only thing in the world concerning the usefulness of which all mankind are agreed.','Cicero');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('I remind you, sir, that extreme patriotism in the defence of liberty is no vice, and moderation in the pursuit of justice no virtue.','Marcus Tullius Cicero');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('Justice consists in doing no injury to men; decency in giving them no offence.','Marcus Tullius Cicero');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('Liberty consists in the power of doing that which is permitted by law.','Marcus Tullius Cicero');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('Life is nothing without friendship.','Marcus Tullius Cicero');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('Life without learning is death.','Cicero');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('May the Gods avert this omen.','Cicero');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('Men resemble the gods in nothing so much as in doing good to their fellow creatures.','Cicero');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('No Sane man will dance.','Cicero');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('The authority of those who teach is often an obstacle to those who want to learn.','Cicero');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('The avarice of the old: its absurd to increase ones luggage as one nears the journeys end.','Marcus Tullius Cicero');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('The more laws, the less justice.','Marcus Tullius Cicero');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('The noblest spirit is most strongly attracted to the love of glory.','Cicero');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('The six most drastic mistakes made by humans: 1) The delusion that individual advancement is made by crushing others. 2) The tendency to worry about things that cannot be changed. 3) Insisting that a thing is impossible because we cannot do it ourselves. 4) Refusing to set aside trivial preferences. 5) Neglecting development and refinement of the mind, and not acquiring the habits of reading and study. 6) Attempting to compel others to believe and live as we do.','Marcus Tullius Cicero');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('The welfare of the people is the chief law.','Cicero');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('There is something in the nature of things which the mind of man, which reason, which human power cannot effect, and certainly that which produces this must be better than man. What can this be but God?','Cicero');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('To give counsel as well as to take it is a feature of true friendship.','Cicero');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('To live long, it is necessary to live slowly.','Cicero');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('When you are aspiring to the highest place, it is honourable to reach the second or even the third rank.','Cicero');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('Anyone can escape into sleep, we are all geniuses when we dream, the butchers the poets equal there.','E M Cioran');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('The difference between fiction and reality? Fiction has to make sense.','Tom Clancy');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('URLs are the 800 numbers of the 1990s.','Chris Clark');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('Give me one friend, just one, who meets The needs of all my varying moods.','Esther M Clark');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('Who will protect the public when the police violate the law?','Ramsey Clark');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('In the relationship between man and religion, the state is firmly committed to a position of neutrality.','Thomas Campbell Clark');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('When a distinguished but elderly scientist states that something is possible, he is almost certainly right. When he states that something is impossible, he is very probably wrong.','Clarkes First Law');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('Any sufficiently advanced technology is indistinguishable from magic.','Arthur C Clarke');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('If an elderly but distinguished scientist says that something is possible, he is almost certainly right; but if he says that it is impossible, he is very probably wrong.','Arthur C Clarke');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('It has yet to be proven that intelligence has any survival value.','Arthur C Clarke');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('It may be that our role on this planet is not to worship God, but to create him.','Arthur C Clarke');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('Politicians should read science fiction, not westerns and detective stories.','Arthur C Clarke');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('Reading computer manuals without the hardware is as frustrating as reading sex manuals without the software.','Arthur C Clarke');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('Sometimes I think were alone in the universe, and sometimes I think were not. In either case the idea is quite staggering.','Arthur C Clarke');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('Talent borrows, but genius steals.','Arthur C Clarke');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('The only way to discover the limits of the possible is to go beyond them into the impossible.','Arthur C Clarke');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('They became farmers in the fields of stars; they sowed, and sometimes they reaped. And sometimes, dispassionately, they had to weed.','Arthur C Clarke');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('They know that we represent reason and science, and, however confident they may be in their beliefs, they fear that we will overthrow their gods. Not necessarily through any deliberate act, but in a subtler fashion. Science can destroy religion by ignoring it as well as by disproving its tenets. No one ever demonstrated so far as I am aware, the nonexistence of Zeus or Thor but they have few followers now.','Arthur C Clarke');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('The atheist has no hope.','J F Clarke');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('The backbone of surprise is fusing speed with secrecy.','Von Clausewitz');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('I had rather be right than be President.','Henry Clay');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('Sir, I would rather be right than be President.','Henry Clay');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('I see music as the augmentation of a split second of time.','Erin Cleary');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('In the increasingly mechanized, automated, cybernated environment of the modern world a cold, bodiless world of wheels, smooth plastic surfaces, tubes, pushbuttons, transistors, computers, jet propulsion, rockets to the moon, atomic energy mans need for affirmation of his biology has become that much more intense.','Eldridge Cleaver');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('America is the only nation in history which miraculously has gone directly from barbarism to degeneration without the usual intervention of civilization.','George Clemenceau');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('Military justice is to justice what military music is to music.','George Clemenceau');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('War is much too serious a matter to be entrusted to the military.','George Clemenceau');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('It is better to keep your mouth closed and let people think you are a fool than to open it and remove all doubt.','Samual Clemmens');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('He mocks the people who proposes that the Government shall protect the rich and they in turn will care for the labouring poor.','Grover Cleveland');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('... so long as the people do not care to exercise their freedom, those who wish to tyrannize will do so; for tyrants are active and ardent, and will devote themselves in the name of any number of gods, religious and otherwise, to put shackles upon sleeping men.','Voltarine de Cleyre');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('Children of Waco, I feel your pain!','William J Clinton');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('I tried marijuana once. I did not inhale.','William J Clinton');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('There is nothing wrong with America that cannot be cured with what is right in America.','William J Clinton');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('If writers were good businessmen, theyd have too much sense to be writers.','Irvin S Cobb');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('It is not the greatness of a mans means that makes him independent, so much as the smallness of his wants.','William Cobbett');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('Art produces ugly things which frequently become more beautiful with time. Fashion, on the other hand, produces beautiful things which always become ugly with time.','Jean Cocteau');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('I love cats because I love my home and after a while they become its visible soul.','Jean Cocteau');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('The actual tragedies of life bear no relation to ones preconceived ideas. In the event, one is always bewildered by their simplicity, their grandeur of design, and by that element of the bizarre which seems inherent in them.','Jean Cocteau');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('We must believe in luck. For how else can we explain the success of those we dont like?','Jean Cocteau');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('Always leave them laughing when you say goodbye.','George M Cohan');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('Gods are fragile things; they may be killed by a whiff of science or a dose of common sense.','Chapman Cohen');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('What really matters is the name you succeed in imposing on the facts not the facts themselves.','Jerome Cohen');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('Nothing can so alienate a voter from the political system as backing a winning candidate.','Mark B Cohen');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('The best way to publicize a governmental or political action is to attempt to hide it.','Mark B Cohen');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('There are many inside dopes in politics and government.','Mark B Cohen');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('Wisdom is considered a sign of weakness by the powerful because a wise man can lead without power but only a powerful man can lead without wisdom.','Mark B Cohen');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('The United States has a government, security organizations and allies. The Soviet Union, however, has a regime, secret police and satellites. Our leaders are consummate politicians; their are wily, cunning or worse. We give the world information and seek influence; they disseminate propaganda and disinformation while seeking expansion and domination.','Stephen Cohen');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('He who laughs last is generally the last to get the joke.','Terry Cohen');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('Why do grandparents and grandchildren get along so well? They have the same enemy... the mother.','Claudette Colbert');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('Every man ought to be inquisitive through every hour of his great adventure down to the day when he shall no longer cast a shadow in the sun. For if he dies without a question in his heart, what excuse is there for his continuance?','Frank Moore Colby');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('It was when I found out I could make mistakes that I knew I was on to something.','Ornette Coleman');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('The game is done! Ive won, Ive won!, Quoth she, and whistles thrice.','S T Coleridge');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('Advice is like snow; the softer it falls, the longer it dwells upon, and the deeper it sinks into the mind.','Samuel Taylor Coleridge');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('All thoughts, all passions, all delights. Whatever stirs this mortal frame. All are but ministers of Love. And feed His sacred flame.','Samuel Taylor Coleridge');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('Five miles meandering with mazy motion, Through dale the sacred river ran, Then reached the caverns measureless to man, And sank the tumult to a lifeless ocean: And mid this tumult Kubla heard from far Ancestral voices prophesying war!','Samuel Taylor Coleridge');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('In politics, what begins in fear usually ends in folly.','Coleridge');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('Its body brevity, and wit its soul...','Samuel Taylor Coleridge');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('Language is the armoury of the human mind, and at once contains the trophies of its past and the weapons of its future conquests.','Samuel Taylor Coleridge');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('Our own heart, and not other mens opinions form our true honour.','Samuel Taylor Coleridge');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('Our quaint metaphysical opinions, in an hour of anguish, are like playthings by the bedside of a child deathly sick.','Samuel Taylor Coleridge');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('Sympathy constitutes friendship; but in love there is a sort of antipathy, or opposing passion. Each strives to be the other, and both together make up one whole.','Samuel Taylor Coleridge');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('The most happy marriage I can imagine to myself would be the union of a deaf man to a blind woman.','Samuel T Coleridge');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('There are three classes of elderly women; first, that dear old soul; second, that old woman; third, that old witch.','Samuel Taylor Coleridge');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('Water, water, everywhere, And all the boards did shrink. Water, water everywhere, Nor any drop to drink.','Samuel Taylor Coleridge');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('... I am indebted to the cat for a particular kind of honourable deceit, for a greater control over myself, for a characteristic aversion to brutal sounds, and for the need to keep silent for long periods of time.','Colette');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('Never touch a butterflys wing with your finger.','Colette');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('How many feasible projects have miscarried through despondency, and been strangled in their birth by a cowardly imagination.','Jeremy Collier');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('We can try to avoid making choices by doing nothing, but even that is a decision.','Gary Collins');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('Half our mistakes in life arise from feeling where we ought to think, and thinking where we ought to feel.','John Churton Collins');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('Never trust a man who speaks well of everybody.','John Churton Collins');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('A man who knows the world will not only make the most of everything he does know, but of many things that he does not know; and will gain more credit by his adroit mode of hiding his ignorance than the pendant by his awkward attempt to exhibit his erudition.','Colton');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('Applause is the spur of noble minds, the end and aim of weak ones.','Charles Caleb Colton');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('Constant success shows us but one side of the world; adversity brings out the reverse of the picture.','Charles Caleb Colton');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('Examinations are formidable even to the best prepared, for the greatest fool may ask more than the wisest man can answer.','Charles Caleb Colton');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('Friendship often ends in love; but love in friendship-never.','Charles Caleb Colton');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('Friendship, of itself a holy tie, Is made more sacred by adversity.','Charles Caleb Colton');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('Happiness, that grand mistress of the ceremonies in the dance of life, impels us through all its mazes and meanderings, but leads none of us by the same route.','Charles Caleb Colton');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('He that will have no books but those that are scarce, evinces about as correct a taste in literature as he would do in friendship, who would have no friends but those whom all the rest of the world have sent to Coventry.','Colton');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('If you want enemies, excel others; if you want friends let others excel you.','Colton');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('Ladies of Fashion starve their happiness to feed their vanity, and their love to feed their pride.','Charles Caleb Colton');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('Men will wrangle for religion, write for it, fight for it, die for it, anything but live for it.','Charles Caleb Colton');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('Never join with your friend when he abuses his horse or his wife, unless the one is about to be sold, and the other to be buried.','Colton');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('Peace is the evening star of the soul, as virtue is its sun; and the two are never far apart.','Colton');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('Pleasure is to Women what the Sun is to the Flower; if moderately enjoyed, it beautifies, it refreshes, and it improves; if immoderately, it withers, etiolates, and destroys.','Colton');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('The profoundly wise do not declaim against superficial knowledge in others, as much as the profoundly ignorant.','Colton');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('To dare to live alone is the rarest courage; since there are many who had rather meet their bitterest enemy in the field, than their own hearts in their closet.','Charles Caleb Colton');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('True friendship is like sound health, the value of it is seldom known until it be lost.','Charles Caleb Colton');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('Tyrants have not yet discovered any chains that can fetter the mind.','Charles Caleb Colton');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('We should act with as much energy as those who expect everything from themselves; and we should pray with as much earnestness as those who expect everything from God.','Colton');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('When you have nothing to say, say nothing.','Charles Caleb Colton');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('Music is the art of thinking with sounds.','Jules Combarieu');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('Each honest calling, each walk of life, has its own elite, its own aristocracy based on excellence of performance.','James Bryant Conant');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('The job of satire is to frighten and enlighten.','Richard Condon');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('A journey of a thousand miles begins with a single step.','Confucius');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('Death and life have their determined appointments; riches and honours depend upon heaven.','Confucius');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('Girl with blonde hair have black hair, by cracky.','Confucius');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('He who merely knows right principles is not equal to him who loves them.','Confucius');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('I hear and I forget. I see and I remember. I do and I understand.','Confucius');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('If language is not correct, then what is said is not what is meant; if what is said is not what is meant, then what must be done remains undone; if this remains undone, morals and art will deteriorate; if justice goes astray, the people will stand about in helpless confusion. Hence there must be no arbitrariness in what is said. This matters above everything.','Confucius');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('If the name is not correct, the words will not ring true.','Confucius');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('If the root be in confusion, nothing will be well governed.','Confucius');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('If we dont know life, how can we know death?','Confucius');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('If you enjoy what you do, youll never work another day in your life.','Confucius');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('In a country well governed poverty is something to be ashamed of. In a country badly governed wealth is something to be ashamed of.','Confucius');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('It is not possible for one to teach others who cannot teach his own family.','Confucius');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('Learning without thought is labour lost.','Confucius');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('Man and mouse alike, both end up in pussy.','Confucius');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('Man kicked in testicles, is left holding bags.','Confucius');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('Man who farts in church sit on pew.','Confucius');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('Man who fishes in other mans well catches crabs.','Confucius');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('Man who sucks nipples makes clean breast of things.','Confucius');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('Man with holes in pockets feels cocky all day.','Confucius');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('Man with holes in pockets feels nuts.','Confucius');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('Mankind differs from the animals only by a little, and most people throw that away.','Confucius');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('Only the wisest and the stupidest of men never change.','Confucius');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('Our greatest glory is not in never falling, but in rising every time we fall.','Confucius');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('Real knowledge is to know the extent of ones ignorance.','Confucius');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('Rotten wood cannot be carved.','Confucius');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('The cautious seldom err.','Confucius');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('The Master said, Clever talk and a pretentious manner are seldom found in the Good.','Confucius');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('The Master said, (the good man) does not grieve that other people do not recognize his merits. His only anxiety is lest he should fail to recognize theirs.','Confucius');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('The Master said, To learn and at due times to repeat what one has learnt, is that not after all a pleasure? That friends should come to one from afar, is this not after all delightful? To remain unsoured even though ones merits are unrecognized by others, is that not after all what is expected of a gentleman?','Confucius');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('The object of the superior man is truth.','Confucius');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('The superior man is modest in his speech but exceeds in his actions.','Confucius');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('They must often change, who would be constant in happiness or wisdom.','Confucius');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('To be able under all circumstances to practice five things constitutes perfect virtue; these five things are gravity, generosity of soul, sincerity, earnestness and kindness.','Confucius');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('To know what is right and not to do it is the worst cowardice.','Confucius');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('Tsze-Kung asked, saying, "Is there one word which may serve as a rule of practice for all ones life?" The Master said, "Is not Reciprocity such a word? What you do not want done to yourself, do not do to others."','Confucius');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('Virtue is not left to stand alone. He who practices it will have neighbours.','Confucius');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('We dont know yet about life, how can we know about death?','Confucius');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('Woman who douches with vinegar have sour puss.','Confucius');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('Woman who shaves legs have no hair, by cracky.','Confucius');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('Work to become, not to acquire.','Confucius');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('Heavn hath no rage like love to hatred turnd, Nor Hell a fury, like a woman scornd.','William Congreve');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('Men are apt to offend (tis true) where they find most goodness to forgive.','William Congreve');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('Music hath charms to soothe a savage breast, To soften rocks, or bend a knotted oak.','William Congreve');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('In the early sixties, we were strong, we were virulent...','John Connally');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('In America every woman has her set of girl-friends; some are cousins, the rest are gained at school. These form a permanent committee who sit on each others affairs, who "come out" together, marry and divorce together, and who end as those groups of bustling, heartless well-informed club-women who govern society. Against them the Couple of Ehepaar is helpless and Man in their eyes but a biological interlude.','Cyril Connolly');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('Life is a maze in which we take the wrong turning before we have learned to walk.','Cyril Connolly');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('Truth is a river that is always splitting up into arms that reunite. Islanded between the arms the inhabitants argue for a lifetime as to which is the main river.','Cyril Connolly');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('... it is impossible to convey the life-sensation of any given epoch of ones existence, that which makes its truth, its meaning, its subtle and penetrating essence. It is impossible. We live, as we dream, -alone.','Joseph Conrad');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('A fool like that is unfathomable.','Joseph Conrad');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('All ambitions are lawful except those that climb upward on the miseries or credulities of mankind.','Joseph Conrad');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('Being a woman is a terribly difficult trade, since it consists principally of dealing with men.','Joseph Conrad');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('Every age is fed on illusions, lest man should renounce life early and the human race come to an end.','Joseph Conrad');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('I cant tell if a straw ever saved a drowning man, but I know that a mere glance is enough to make despair pause. For in truth we who are creatures of impulse are creatures of despair.','Joseph Conrad');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('I only know that he who forms a tie is lost. The germ of corruption has entered his soul.','Joseph Conrad');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('It is to be remarked that a good many people are born curiously unfitted for the fate waiting them on this earth.','Joseph Conrad');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('Only in mens imagination does every truth find an effective and undeniable existence. Imagination, not invention, is the supreme master of art, as of life.','Joseph Conrad');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('Technologies dont transfer.','Conrads Conundrum');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('The belief in a supernatural source of evil is not necessary; men alone are quite capable of every wickedness.','Joseph Conrad');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('The last thing a woman will consent to discover in a man whom she loves, or on whom she simply depends, is want of courage.','Joseph Conrad');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('You shall judge of a man by his foes as well as by his friends.','Joseph Conrad');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('A well regulated Militia, being necessary to the security of a free State, the right of the people to keep and bear Arms, shall not be infringed.','US Constitution');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('The opera isnt over till the fat lady sings.','Dan Cook');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('Programming today is a race between software engineers striving to build bigger and better idiot-proof programs, and the Universe trying to produce bigger and better idiots. So far, the Universe is winning.','Rich Cook');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('A professional is someone who can do his best work when he doesnt feel like it.','Alistair Cooke');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('How wise are they that are but fools in love!','Cooke');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('If computers take over (which seems to be their natural tendency), it will serve us right.','Alistair Cooke');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('An artist cannot fail; it is a success to be one.','Charles Horton Cooley');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('One should never criticize his own work except in a fresh and hopeful mood. The self-criticism of a tired mind is suicide.','Charles Horton Cooley');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('Our individual lives cannot, generally, be works of art unless the social order is also.','Charles Horton Cooley');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('Prudence and compromise are necessary means, but every man should have an impudent end which he will not compromise.','Charles Horton Cooley');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('When one ceases from conflict, whether because he has won, because he has lost, or because he cares no more for the game, the virtue passes out of him.','Charles Horton Cooley');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('I have noticed that nothing I have never said ever did me any harm.','Calvin Coolidge');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('It takes a great man to be a good listener.','Calvin Coolidge');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('Nothing in this world can take the place of persistence. Talent will not; nothing is more common than unsuccessful people with talent. Genius will not; unrewarded genius is almost a proverb. Education will not; the world is full of educated derelicts. Persistence and determination alone are omnipotent. The slogan press on has solved and always will solve the problems of the human race.','Calvin Coolidge');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('When more and more people are thrown out of work, unemployment results.','Calvin Coolidge');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('You dont have to explain something you never said.','Calvin Coolidge');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('It is a besetting vice of democracies to substitute public opinion for law. This is the usual form in which masses of men exhibit their tyranny.','James Fenimore Cooper');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('The tendency of democracies is, in all things, to mediocrity.','James Fenimore Cooper');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('The male is a domestic animal which, if treated with firmness, can be trained to do most things.','Jilly Cooper');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('The whole problem can be stated quite simply by asking, "Is there a meaning to music?" My answer would be, "Yes." And "Can you state in so many words what the meaning is?" My answer to that would be, "No."','Aaron Copland');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('When one buys some of my artwork I hope it is because they will wish to learn from it and not because they think it will match their drapes!','Christian Cardell Corbet');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('A cement mixer collided with a prison van on the Kingston Pass. Motorists are asked to be on the lookout for 16 hardened criminals.','Ronnie Corbett');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('Democracy consists of choosing your dictators, after theyve told you what it is you want to hear.','Alan Coren');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('Marriage is like a bank account. You put it in, you take it out, you lose interest.','Irwin Corey');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('Love lives on hope, and dies when hope is dead; It is a flame which sinks for lack of fuel.','Pierre Corneille');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('Dont spend $2 to dry-clean a shirt. Donate it to the Salvation Army instead. Theyll clean it and put it on a hanger. Next morning buy it back for 75 cents.','Billiam Coronel');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('I dont know the key to success, but the key to failure is to try to please everyone.','Bill Cosby');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('Obstacles are things a person sees when he takes his eyes off his goal.','E Joseph Cossman');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('Square meals often make round people.','E Joseph Cossman');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('In America only the successful writer is important, in France all writers are important, in England no writer is important, and in Australia you have to explain what a writer is.','Geoffrey Cottrell');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('The flush toilet is the basis of Western civilization.','Alan Coult');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('What if it was cats who invented technology... would they have tv shows starring rubber sqeak toys?','Douglas Coupland');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('Obedience to Law is Liberty.','Etched into the facade of the Worcester County Courthouse');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('You can only govern men by serving them. The rule is without exception.','Victor Cousin');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('Death is not the greatest loss in life. The greatest loss is what dies inside us while we live.','Norman Cousins');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('History is a vast early warning system.','Norman Cousins');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('Effective leadership is putting first things first. Effective management is discipline, carrying it out.','Stephen Covey');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('Live out of your imagination, not your history.','Stephen Covey');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('The generation of random numbers is too important to be left to chance.','Robert R Coveyou');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('Ive sometimes thought of marrying, and then Ive thought again.','Noel Coward');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('God made the country, and man made the town.','Cowper');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('God moves in a mysterious way. His wonders to perform; He plants his footsteps in the sea, And rides upon the storm.','William Cowper');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('Man may dismiss compassion from his heart, but God never will.','William Cowper');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('The dogs did bark, the children screamed; Up flew the windows all; And every soul bawled out; Well done! As loud as he could bawl.','William Cowper');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('Watergate showed more strengths in our system than weaknesses... The whole country did take part in quite a genuine sense in passing judgment on Richard Nixon.','Archibald Cox');