INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('He that blows the coals in quarrels that he has nothing to do with, has no right to complain if the sparks fly in his face.','Benjamin Franklin');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('He that falls in love with himself will have no rivals.','Benjamin Franklin');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('He that has done you a kindness will be more ready to do you another, than he whom you yourself have obliged.','Benjamin Franklin');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('He that raises a large family does, indeed, while he lives to observe them, stand a broader mark for sorrow; but then he stands a broader mark for pleasure too.','Benjamin Franklin');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('He who multiplies riches multiplies cares.','Benjamin Franklin');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('Hide not your talents. They for use were made. Whats a sundial in the shade.','Benjamin Franklin');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('I AM lord of myself, accountable to none.','Benjamin Franklin');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('I cannot conceive otherwise than that He, the Infinite Father, expects or requires no worship or praise from us, but that He is even infinitely above it.','Benjamin Franklin');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('I should have no objection to a repetition of the same life from its beginning, only asking the advantages authors have in a second edition to correct some faults of the first.','Benjamin Franklin');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('I think vital religion has always suffered when orthodoxy is more regarded than virtue. The scriptures assure me that at the last day we shall not be examined on what we thought but what we did.','Benjamin Franklin');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('I wish it (Christianity) were more productive of good works ... I mean real good works ... not holy-day keeping, sermon-hearing ... or making long prayers, filled with flatteries and compliments despised by wise men, and much less capable of pleasing the Deity.','Benjamin Franklin');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('If Jacks in love, hes no judge of Jills beauty.','Benjamin Franklin');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('If we look back into history for the character of the present sects in Christianity, we shall find few that have not in their turns been persecutors, and complainers of persecution. The primitive Christians thought persecution extremely wrong in the Pagans, but practised it on one another. The first Protestants of the Church of England blamed persecution in the Roman Catholic Church, but practised it upon the Puritans. They found it wrong in Bishops, but fell into the practice themselves both here (England) and in New England.','Benjamin Franklin');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('If you would persuade, you must appeal to interest rather than intellect.','Benjamin Franklin');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('In this world, nothing is certain but death and taxes.','Benjamin Franklin');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('Keep your eyes wide open before marriage, and half shut afterwards.','Benjamin Franklin');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('Kill no more pigeons than you can eat.','Benjamin Franklin');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('Lighthouses are more helpful than churches.','Benjamin Franklin');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('Money never made a man happy yet, nor will it. There is nothing in its nature to produce happiness. The more a man has, the more he wants. Instead of its filling a vacuum, it makes one. If it satisfies one want, it doubles and trebles that want another way. That was a true proverb of the wise man, rely upon it; "Better is little with the fear of the Lord, than great treasure, and trouble therewith."','Benjamin Franklin');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('Never confuse motion with action.','Benjamin Franklin');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('Never take a wife till thou hast a house (and a fire) to put her in.','Benjamin Franklin');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('Plough deep while sluggards sleep.','Benjamin Franklin');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('Pride breakfasted with plenty, dined with poverty, and supped with infamy.','Benjamin Franklin');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('Read much, but not many books.','Benjamin Franklin');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('Sloth makes all things difficult, but industry, all things easy. He that rises late must trot all day, and shall scarce overtake his business at night, while laziness travels so slowly that poverty soon overtakes him.','Benjamin Franklin');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('The body of Benjamin Franklin, Printer (like the cover of an old book, its contents torn out and stripped of its lettering and gilding), lies here, food for worms; but the work shall not be lost, for it will (as he believed) appear once more in a new and more elegant edition, revised and corrected by the Author.','Benjamin Franklin');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('The Constitution only gives people the right to pursue happiness. You have to catch it yourself.','Ben Franklin');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('The heart of a fool is in his mouth, but the mouth of the wise man is in his heart.','Benjamin Franklin');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('The sleeping fox catches no poultry.','Benjamin Franklin');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('The way to see by faith is to shut the eye of reason.','Benjamin Franklin');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('There are three great friends: an old wife, an old dog, and ready money.','Benjamin Franklin');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('There is no kind of dishonesty into which otherwise good people more easily and frequently fall than that of defrauding the government.','Benjamin Franklin');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('They that can give up essential liberty to obtain a little temporary safety deserve neither liberty nor safety.','Benjamin Franklin');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('They that will not be counselled, cannot be helped. If you do not hear reason she will rap you on the knuckles.','Benjamin Franklin');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('Think of these things, whence you came, where you are going, and to whom you must account.','Benjamin Franklin');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('Those who will give up essential liberty to secure a little temporary safety deserve neither liberty nor safety.','Benjamin Franklin');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('Time is money.','Benjamin Franklin');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('To be thrown upon ones own resources, is to be cast into the very lap of fortune; for our faculties then undergo a development and display an energy of which they were previously insusceptible.','Benjamin Franklin');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('To find out a girls faults, praise her to her girl friends.','Benjamin Franklin');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('To lengthen thy Life, lessen thy meals.','Benjamin Franklin');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('We are more heavily taxed by our idleness, pride and folly than we are taxed by government.','Benjamin Franklin');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('We must all hang together, or we will surely all hang separately.','Benjamin Franklin');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('Well done is better than well said.','Benjamin Franklin');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('Whatever is begun in anger ends in shame.','Benjamin Franklin');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('Where sense is wanting, everything is wanting.','Benjamin Franklin');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('Where there is marriage without love, there will be love without marriage.','Benjamin Franklin');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('Whoever feels pain in hearing a good character of his neighbour, will feel a pleasure in the reverse. And those who despair to rise in distinction by their virtues, are happy if others can be depressed to a level of themselves.','Benjamin Franklin');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('You may delay, but time will not.','Benjamin Franklin');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('This is a story I heard as a freshman at the University of Utah when Dr. Henry Eyring was still teaching chemistry there. Many years before he and Dr. Einstein were colleagues. As they walked together they noted an unusual plant growing along a garden walk. Dr. Eyring asked Dr. Einstein if he knew what the plant was. Einstein did not, and together they consulted a gardener. The gardener indicated the plant was green beans and forever afterwards Eyring said Einstein didnt know beans . I heard this second hand and I dont know if the story has ever been published...','S K Franz');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('When a cat is dropped, it always lands on its feet, and when toast is dropped, it always lands with the buttered side down. I propose to strap buttered toast to the back of a cat; the 2 will hover, inches above the ground. With a giant buttered-cat array, a high-speed monorail could easily link New York with Chicago.','John Frazee');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('If I wished to punish a province, I would have it governed by philosophers.','Frederick, the Great');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('Religion is the idol of the mob; it adores everything it does not understand.','Frederick, the Great');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('Washing ones hands of the conflict between the powerful and the powerless means to side with the powerful, not to be neutral.','Paulo Freire');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('If I had been around when Rubens was painting, I would have been revered as a fabulous model. Kate Moss? Well, she would have been the paintbrush...','Dawn French');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('Creative minds have always been known to survive any kind of bad training.','Anna Freud');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('A man should not strive to eliminate his complexes but to get into accord with them: they are legitimately what directs his conduct in the world.','Sigmund Freud');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('At bottom God is nothing more than an exalted father.','Sigmund Freud');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('Illusions commend themselves to us because they save us pain and allow us to enjoy pleasure instead. We must therefore accept it without complaint when they sometimes collide with a bit of reality against which they are dashed to pieces.','Sigmund Freud');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('Love and work are the cornerstones of our humanness.','Sigmund Freud');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('Religion is comparable to a childhood neurosis.','Sigmund Freud');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('Sometimes a cigar is just a cigar.','Sigmund Freud');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('To know yourself is the ultimate form of aggression.','Sigmund Freud');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('What we call happiness in the strictest sense comes from the (preferably sudden) satisfaction of needs which have been dammed up to a high degree.','Sigmund Freud');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('When making a decision of minor importance, I have always found it advantageous to consider all the pros and cons. In vital matters, however, such as the choice of a mate or a profession, the decision should come from the unconscious, from somewhere within ourselves. In the important decisions of personal life, we should be governed, I think, by the deep inner needs of our nature.','Sigmund Freud');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('A Code of honour: Never approach a friends girlfriend or wife with mischief as your goal. There are just too many women in the world to justify that sort of dishonourable behaviour. Unless shes really_ attractive.','Bruce Friedman');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('Never be possessive. If a female friend lets on that she is going out with another man, be kind and understanding. If she says she would like to go out with the Dallas Cowboys, including the coaching staff, the same rule applies. Tell her: "Kath, you just go right ahead and do what you feel is right." Unless you actually care for her, in which case you must see to it that she has no male contact whatsoever.','Bruce Jay Friedman');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('Governments never learn. Only people learn.','Milton Friedman');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('Hell hath no fury like a bureaucrat scorned.','Milton Friedman');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('If a government were put in charge of the Sahara Desert, within five years, theyd have a shortage of sand.','Milton Friedman');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('Inflation is the one form of taxation that can be imposed without legislation.','Milton Friedman');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('Nothing is so permanent as a temporary government program.','Milton Friedman');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('The government solution to a problem is usually as bad as the problem.','Milton Friedman');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('The news is the one thing the networks can point to with pride. Everything else they do is crap and they know it.','Fred Friendly');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('Technology is a way of organizing the universe so that man doesnt have to experience it.','Max Frisch');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('Immature love says: "I love you because I need you." Mature love says: "I need you because I love you."','Erich Fromm');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('In love the paradox occurs that two beings become one and yet remain two.','Erich Fromm');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('Love is union with somebody, or something, outside oneself, under the condition of retaining the separateness and integrity of ones own self.','Erich Fromm');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('Mans main task in life is to give birth to himself, to become what he potentially is. The most important product of his effort is his own personality.','Erich Fromm');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('That man can destroy life is just as miraculous a feat as that he can create it, for life is the miracle, the inexplicable. In the act of destruction, man sets himself above life; he transcends himself as a creature. Thus, the ultimate choice for a man, inasmuch as he is driven to transcend himself, is to create or to destroy, to love or to hate.','Erich Fromm');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('The danger of the past was that men became slaves. The danger of the future is that men may become robots. True enough, robots do not rebel. But given mans nature, robots cannot live and remain sane.','Erich Fromm');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('The successful revolutionary is a statesman, the unsuccessful one a criminal.','Erich Fromm');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('There is hardly any activity, any enterprise, which is started out with such tremendous hopes and expectations, and yet which fails so regularly, as love.','Erich Fromm');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('To hope means to be ready at every moment for that which is not yet born, and yet not become desperate if there is no birth in our lifetime.','Erich Fromm');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('We all dream; we do not understand our dreams, yet we act as if nothing strange goes on in our sleep minds, strange at least by comparison with the logical, purposeful doings of our minds when we are awake.','Erich Fromm');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('There is not now, and never will be, a language in which it is the least bit difficult to write bad programs.','Fron');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('Inventions reached their limit long ago, and I see no hope for further development.','Julius Frontinus');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('A jury consists of twelve persons chosen to decide who has the better lawyer.','Robert Frost');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('A liberal is a man too broadminded to take his own side in a quarrel.','Robert Frost');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('And nothing to look backward to with pride, And nothing to look forward to with hope.','Robert Frost');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('By working faithfully eight hours a day, you may get to be a boss and work twelve hours a day.','Robert Frost');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('Dont be an agnostic. Be something.','Robert Frost');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('Dont ever take a fence down until you know why it was put up.','Robert Frost');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('Education is the ability to listen to almost anything without losing your temper or your self-confidence.','Robert Frost');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('Forgive, O Lord, my little jokes on Thee, and Ill forgive Thy great big one on me.','Frost');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('Freedom lies in being bold.','Robert Frost');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('Great events yield all but imperceptible effects.','Robert Frost');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('Happiness makes up in height for what it lacks in length.','Robert Frost');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('Hes turned his life around. He used to be depressed and miserable. Now hes miserable and depressed.','David Frost');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('Hell is a half-filled auditorium.','Robert Frost');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('I am not a teacher but an awakener.','Robert Frost');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('In three words I can sum up everything Ive learned about life: it goes on.','Robert Frost');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('It takes all sorts of in & out-door schooling to get adapted to my kind of fooling.','Robert Frost');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('Love is an irresistible desire to be irresistibly desired.','Robert Frost');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('Most of the change we think we see in life is due to truths being in and out of favour.','Robert Frost');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('Poetry begins in delight and ends in wisdom.','Robert Frost');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('Poetry is what gets lost in translation.','Robert Frost');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('The brain is a wonderful organ. It starts working the moment you get up in the morning, and does not stop until you get into the office.','Robert Frost');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('The greatest thing in family life is to take a hint when a hint is intended-and not to take a hint when a hint isnt intended.','Robert Frost');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('The woods are lovely, dark and deep. But I have promises to keep, And miles to go before I sleep And miles to go before I sleep.','Robert Frost');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('The world is full of willing people; some willing to work, the rest willing to let them.','Robert Frost');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('Two roads diverged in a yellow wood, And sorry I could not travel both And be one traveller, long I stood And looked down one as far as I could To where it bent in the undergrowth; Then took the other, as just as fair, And having perhaps the better claim, Because it was grassy and wanted wear; Though as for that the passing there Had worn them really about the same, And both that morning equally lay In leaves no step had trodden black. Oh, I kept the first for another day! Yet knowing how way leads on to way, I doubted if I should ever come back. I shall be telling this with a sigh Somewhere ages and ages hence: Two roads diverged in a wood, and I... I took the one less travelled by, And that has made all the difference.','Robert Frost');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('What is required is sight and insight ... then you might add one more: excite.','Robert Frost');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('You are educated when you have the ability to listen to almost anything without losing your temper or self-confidence.','Robert Frost');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('A transistor protected by a fast acting fuse will protect the fuse by blowing first.','Frouds Law');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('Fear is the parent of cruelty.','James Anthony Froude');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('Wild animals never kill for sport. Man is the only one to whom the torture and death of his fellow creatures is amusing in itself.','James Anthony Froude');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('Love me or hate me, but spare me your indifference.','Libbie Fudim');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('We compound our suffering by victimizing each other.','Athol Fugard');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('In a democracy dissent is an act of faith. Like medicine, the test of its value is not in its taste, but in its effects.','J W Fulbright');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('Purchase not friends with gifts; when thou ceasest to give, such will cease to love.','Fuller');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('Men for the sake of getting a living forget to live.','Margaret Fuller');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('Only the dreamer shall understand realities, though in truth his dreaming must be not out of proportion to his waking.','Margaret Fuller');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('Its not your blue blood, your pedigree or your college degree. Its what you do with your life that counts.','Millard Fuller');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('Every child is born a genius.','R Buckminster Fuller');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('Fullers Law of Cosmic Irreversibility: 1 Pot T == 1 Pot P, 1 Pot P != 1 Pot T.','R Buckminster Fuller');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('God, to me, it seems, is a verb not a noun, proper or improper.','R Buckminster Fuller');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('Real wealth can only increase.','R Buckminster Fuller');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('The end move in politics is always to pick up a gun.','Richard Buckminster Fuller');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('When I am working on a problem, I never think about beauty. I think only how to solve the problem. But when I have finished, if the solution is not beautiful, I know it is wrong.','Richard Buckminster Fuller');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('Tis skill not strength that governs a ship.','Thomas Fuller');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('Absence sharpens love, presence strengthens it.','Thomas Fuller');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('Abused patience turns to fury.','Thomas Fuller');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('All commend patience, but none can endure to suffer.','Thomas Fuller');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('Better break your word than do worse in keeping it.','Thomas Fuller');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('Choose a wife by your ear than your eye.','Thomas Fuller');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('He that would have the fruit must climb the tree.','Thomas Fuller');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('If it were not for hopes, the heart would break.','Thomas Fuller');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('Let not thy will roar, when thy power can but whisper.','Thomas Fuller');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('No man can be happy without a friend, nor be sure of his friend till he is unhappy.','Thomas Fuller');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('One cloud is enough, to eclipse all the sun.','Thomas Fuller');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('One that would have the fruit must climb the tree.','Thomas Fuller');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('Seeings believing, but feelings the truth.','Thomas Fuller');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('The scalded cat fears even cold water.','Thomas Fuller');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('There is a scarcity of friendship, but not of friends.','Thomas Fuller');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('Americans are the only people in the world known to me whose status anxiety prompts them to advertise their college and university affiliations in the rear window of their automobiles.','Paul Fussell');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('The game of life is a game of boomerangs. Our thoughts, deeds and words return to us sooner or later with astounding accuracy. The glad man is he who does not lose his childs heart.','Kung Futse');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('There are fairies at the bottom of our garden.','Rose Fyleman');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('A man is incomplete until he is married. After that, he is finished.','Zsa Zsa Gabor');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('Getting divorced just because you dont love a man is almost as silly as getting married just because you do.','Zsa Zsa Gabor');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('Husbands are like fires. They go out if unattended.','Zsa Zsa Gabor');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('I know nothing about sex, because I was always married.','Zsa Zsa Gabor');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('I never hated a man enough to give him his diamonds back.','Zsa Zsa Gabor');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('Im an excellent housekeeper. Every time I get a divorce, I keep the house.','Zsa Zsa Gabor');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('If I tell a lie its only because I think Im telling the truth.','Phil Gaglardi');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('Anyone who says he is not going to resign, four times, definitely will.','Galbraiths Law of Political Wisdom');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('Getting on the cover of TIME guarantees the existence of opposition in the future.','John Kenneth Galbraith');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('If all else fails, immortality can always be assured by spectacular error.','John Kenneth Galbraith');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('Liberalism is, I think, resurgent. One reason is that more and more people are so painfully aware of the alternative.','John Kenneth Galbraith');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('Modesty is a vastly overrated virtue.','John Kenneth Galbraith');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('Nothing is so admirable in politics as a short memory.','John Kenneth Galbraith');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('One does not have to keep bad governments in to keep Communists out.','John Kenneth Galbraith');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('One of the greatest pieces of economic wisdom is to know what you do not know.','John Kenneth Galbraith');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('Politics is not the art of the possible. It consists in choosing between the disastrous and the unpalatable.','John Kenneth Galbraith');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('The conventional view serves to protect us from the painful job of thinking.','J K Galbraith');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('The modern conservative is engaged in one of mans oldest exercises in moral philosophy; that is, the search for a superior moral justification for selfishness.','John Kenneth Galbraith');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('Under capitalism, man exploits man. Under communism, its just the opposite.','John Kenneth Galbraith');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('Where humour is concerned there are no standards no one can say what is good or bad, although you can be sure that everyone will.','John Kenneth Galbraith');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('Ill moider da bum.','Boxer Tony Galento, when asked what he thought of William Shakespeare');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('And who can doubt that it will lead to the worst disorders when minds created free by God are compelled to submit slavishly to an outside will? When we are told to deny our senses and subject them to the will of others? When people devoid of whatsoever competence are made judges over experts and are granted authority to treat them as they please? These are the novelties which are apt to bring about the ruin of commonwealths and the subversion of the state.','Galileo Galilei');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('I do not feel obliged to believe that the same God who has endowed us with sense, reason, and intellect has intended us to forgo their use.','Galileo Galilei');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('You cannot teach a man anything; you can only help him find it within himself.','Galileo Galilei');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('The doctrine that the earth is neither the centre of the universe nor immovable, but moves even with a daily rotation, is absurd, and both philosophically and theologically false, and at the least an error of faith.','Roman Congregation decision against Galileo Galilei');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('A complex system that works is invariably found to have evolved from a simple system that worked.','John Gall');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('Image creates desire. You will what you imagine.','J G Gallimore');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('If you put tomfoolery into a computer, nothing comes out but tomfoolery. But this tomfoolery, having passed through a very expensive machine, is somehow ennobled, and no one dares to criticize it.','Gallois');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('What would happen in a battle between an Enterprise security team, who always get killed soon after appearing, and a squad of Imperial Stormtroopers, who cant hit the broad side of a planet?','Tom Galloway');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('I could prove God statistically.','George Gallup');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('Idealism increases in direct proportion to ones distance from the problem.','John Galsworthy');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('If you do not think about the future, you cannot have one.','John Galsworthy');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('All women are born evil. Some just realize their potential later in life than others.','Chad A Gamble');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('Consciously or unconsciously, every one of us does render some service or other. If we cultivate the habit of doing this service deliberately, our desire for service will steadily grow stronger, and will make, not only our own happiness, but that of the world at large.','Gandhi');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('It is better to be violent, if there is violence in our hearts, than to put on the cloak of nonviolence to cover impotence.','Gandhi');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('Live as if your were to die tomorrow. Learn as if you were to live forever.','Gandhi');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('We must become the change we want to see.','Gandhi');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('Whatever you do will be insignificant, but it is most important that you do it.','Gandhi');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('You must be the change you wish to see in the world.','Gandhi');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('There are two kinds of people, those who do the work and those who take the credit. Try to be in the first group; there is less competition there.','Indira Gandhi');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('You cant shake hands with a clenched fist.','Indira Gandhi');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('A coward is incapable of exhibiting love; it is the prerogative of the brave.','Mahatma Gandhi');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('Adaptability is not imitation. It means power of resistance and assimilation.','Mahatma Gandhi');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('Among the many misdeeds of the British rule in India, history will look upon the act of depriving a whole nation of arms as the blackest.','Mahatma Gandhi');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('Coercion cannot but result in chaos in the end.','Mahatma Gandhi');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('Complete independence does not mean arrogant isolation or a superior disdain for all help.','Mahatma Gandhi');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('Corruption and hypocrisy ought not to be inevitable products of democracy, as they undoubtedly are today.','Mahatma Gandhi');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('Democracy is an impossible thing until the power is shared by all, but let not democracy degenerate into mobocracy.','Mahatma Gandhi');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('Fear has its use but cowardice has none.','Mahatma Gandhi');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('Freedom is like birth. Till we are fully free, we are slaves.','Mahatma Gandhi');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('Freedom is not worth having if it does not include the freedom to make mistakes.','Mahatma Gandhi');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('Freedom received through the efforts of others, however benevolent, cannot be retained when such effort is withdrawn.','Mahatma Gandhi');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('Honest disagreement is often a good sign of progress.','Mahatma Gandhi');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('I believe in equality for everyone, except reporters and photographers.','Mahatma Gandhi');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('I do not regard capital to be enemy of labour.','Mahatma Gandhi');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('I think it would be a good idea.','Mahatma Gandhi, when asked what he thought of Western civilization');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('Id be a Christian if it werent for the Christians.','Mahatma Gandhi');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('If I seem to take part in politics, it is only because politics encircles us today like the coil of a snake from which one cannot get out, no matter how much one tries. I wish therefore to wrestle with the snake.','Mahatma Gandhi');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('Independence means voluntary restraints and discipline, voluntary acceptance of the rule of law.','Mahatma Gandhi');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('No charter of freedom will be worth looking at which does not ensure the same measure of freedom for the minorities as for the majority.','Mahatma Gandhi');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('No culture can live, if it attempts to be exclusive.','Mahatma Gandhi');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('No society can possibly be built on a denial of individual freedom','Mahatma Gandhi');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('One who uses coercion is guilty of deliberate violence. Coercion is inhuman.','Mahatma Gandhi');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('Prayer is a confession of ones own unworthiness and weakness.','Mahatma Gandhi');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('Prayer is the key of the morning and the bolt of the evening.','Mahatma Gandhi');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('The only tyrant I accept in this world is the still voice within.','Mahatma Gandhi');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('There is more to life than increasing its speed.','Mahatma Gandhi');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('To believe in something, and not to live it, is dishonest.','Mahatma Gandhi');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('What you do is of little significance. But it is very important that you do it.','Mahatma Gandhi');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('Where there is fear, there is no religion.','Mahatma Gandhi');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('Where there is love there is life.','Mahatma Gandhi');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('Its a joke. Greed and the desire to take drugs are two separate things. If you want to separate the two, the thing you do is make drugs legal. Accept the reality that people do want to change their consciousness, and make an effort to make safer, healthier drugs.','Jerry Garcia');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('The society which scorns excellence in plumbing as a humble activity and tolerates shoddiness in philosophy because it is an exalted activity will have neither good plumbing nor good philosophy: neither its pipes nor its theories will hold water.','John W Gardner');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('When people are starving, life is no longer meaningless.','John Gardner');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('If wrinkles must be written on our brows, let them not be written upon the heart. The spirit should never grow old.','James A Garfield');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('For it was not into my ear you whispered, but into my heart. It was not my lips you kissed, but my soul.','Judy Garland');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('If the aborigine drafted an IQ test, all of Western civilization would presumably flunk it.','Stanley Garn');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('The vain beauty cares most for the conquest which employed the whole artillery of her charms.','Edward Garrett');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('Humour is an affirmation of dignity, a declaration of mans superiority to all that befalls him.','Romain Gary');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('Liberalism is the supreme form of generosity; it is the right which the majority concedes to minorities and hence it is the noblest cry that has ever resounded on this planet.','Jose Ortega y Gasset');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('We cannot put off living until we are ready. The most salient characteristic of life is its coerciveness; it is always urgent, "here and now," without any possible postponement. Life is fired at us point blank.','Jose Ortega y Gasset');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('640K ought to be enough for anybody.','Bill Gates, 1981');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('Software suppliers are trying to make their software packages more user-friendly.... Their best approach, so far, has been to take all the old brochures, and stamp the words, user-friendly on the cover.','Bill Gates');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('That we can comprehend the little we know already is mindboggling in itself.','Tom Gates');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('In art, all who have done something other than their predecessors have merited the epithet of revolutionary; and it is they alone who are masters.','Paul Gauguin');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('How can one conceive of a one-party system in a country that has over 200 varieties of cheese.','Charles de Gaulle');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('I have come to the conclusion that politics are too serious a matter to be left to the politicians.','Charles de Gaulle');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('In order to become the master, the politician poses as the servant.','Charles de Gaulle');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('The church is the only place where someone speaks to me and I do not have to answer back.','Charles de Gaulle');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('The graveyards are full of indispensable men.','Charles de Gaulle');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('What do you take me for, an idiot?','General Charles de Gaulle, when a journalist asked him if he was happy');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('When I am right, I get angry. Churchill gets angry when he is wrong. So we were often angry at each other.','Charles de Gaulle');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('Imagination is the one weapon in the war against reality.','Jules de Gaultier');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('Ask her to wait a moment - I am almost done.','Carl Friedrich Gauss, when informed that his wife is dying');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('We only part to meet again.','John Gay');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('Adhere to Schweinheitsgebot. Dont put anything in your beer that a pig wouldnt eat.','David Geary');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('Death is lifes way of telling you youve been fired.','R Geis');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('I wouldnt mind dying ... its the business of having to stay dead that scares the shit out of me.','R Geis');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('Ten years of rejection slips is natures way of telling you to stop writing.','R Geis');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('I like nonsense ... it wakes up the brain cells. Fantasy is a necessary ingredient in living. Its a way of looking at life through the wrong end of a telescope... and that enables you to laugh at all of lifes realities.','Theodor S Geisel');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('Dont be afraid to take a big step. You cant cross a chasm in two small jumps.','David Lloyd George');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('Always go to the bathroom when you have a chance.','King George, V');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('For you see, each day I owe you more, Today more than yesterday and less than tomorrow.','Rosemonde Gerard');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('The difference between a politician and a snail is that a snail leaves its slime behind.','Gerrolds Pronouncement');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('Going to work for a large company is like getting on a train. Are you going sixty miles an hour or is the train going sixty miles an hour and youre just sitting still?','J Paul Getty');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('If you can count your money, you dont have a billion dollars.','J Paul Getty');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('Money is like manure. You have to spread it around or it smells.','J Paul Getty');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('The meek shall inherit the earth, but not the mineral rights.','J Paul Getty');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('He who laughs last didnt get it.','Helen Giangregorio');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('Infinity is one lawyer waiting for another.','Gibbs Law');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('Beauty is an outward gift which is seldom despised, except by those to whom it has been refused.','Edward Gibbon');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('In the end more than they wanted freedom, they wanted security. When the Athenians finally wanted not to give to society but for society to give to them, when the freedom they wished for was freedom from responsibility, then Athens ceased to be free.','Edward Gibbon');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('The clergy successfully preached the doctrines of patience and pusillanimity; the active virtues of society were discouraged; and the last remains of a military spirit were buried in the cloister: a large portion of public and private wealth was consecrated to the specious demands of charity and devotion; and the soldiers pay was lavished on the useless multitudes of both sexes who could only plead the merits of abstinence and chastity.','Edward Gibbon');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('The winds and the waves are always on the side of the ablest navigators.','Edward Gibbon');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('Success is just a matter of attitude.','Darcy E Gibbons');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('A poet is a bird of unearthly excellence, who escapes from his celestial realm arrives in this world warbling. If we do not cherish him, he spreads his wings and flies back into his homeland.','Kahlil Gibran');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('Advance, and never halt, for advancing is perfection. Advance and do not fear the thorns in the path, for they draw only corrupt blood.','Kahlil Gibran');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('All that spirits desire, spirits attain.','Kahlil Gibran');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('Art is a step from what is obvious and well-known toward what is arcane and concealed.','Kahlil Gibran');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('Cast aside those who liken godliness to whimsy and who try to combine their greed for wealth with their desire for a happy afterlife.','Kahlil Gibran');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('Coming generations will learn equality from poverty, and love from woes.','Kahlil Gibran');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('Death most resembles a prophet who is without honour in his own land or a poet who is a stranger among his people.','Kahlil Gibran');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('Doubt is a pain too lonely to know that faith is his twin brother.','Khalil Gibran');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('Friendship is always a sweet responsibility, never an opportunity.','Kahlil Gibran');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('Generosity is not giving me that which I need more than you do, but it is giving me that which you need more than I do.','Kahlil Gibran');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('Hallow the body as a temple to comeliness and sanctify the heart as a sacrifice to love; love recompenses the adorers.','Kahlil Gibran');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('I existed from all eternity and, behold, I am here; and I shall exist till the end of time, for my being has no end.','Kahlil Gibran');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('I have learned silence from the talkative, toleration from the intolerant, and kindness from the unkind; yet, strange, I am ungrateful to those teachers.','Kahlil Gibran');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('I love you when you bow in your mosque, kneel in your temple, pray in your church. For you and I are sons of one religion, and it is the spirit.','Kahlil Gibran');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('I wash my hands of those who imagine chattering to be knowledge, silence to be ignorance, and affection to be art.','Kahlil Gibran');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('If my survival caused another to perish, then death would be sweeter and more beloved.','Kahlil Gibran');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('If the grandfather of the grandfather of Jesus had known what was hidden within him, he would have stood humble and awe-struck before his soul.','Kahlil Gibran');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('It is wrong to think that love comes from long companionship and persevering courtship. Love is the offspring of spiritual affinity and unless that affinity is created in a moment, it will not be created for years or even generations.','Khalil Gibran');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('Knowledge cultivates your seeds and does not sow in you seeds.','Kahlil Gibran');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('Knowledge of the self is the mother of all knowledge. So it is incumbent on me to know my self, to know it completely, to know its minutiae, its characteristics, its subtleties, and its very atoms.','Kahlil Gibran');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('Life without liberty is like a body without spirit.','Kahlil Gibran');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('Life without love is like a tree without blossoms or fruit.','Kahlil Gibran');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('Love has no other desire than to fulfil itself.','Gibran');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('Nor shall derision prove powerful against those who listen to humanity or those who follow in the footsteps of divinity, for they shall live forever. Forever.','Kahlil Gibran');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('Pain and foolishness lead to great bliss and complete knowledge, for Eternal Wisdom created nothing under the sun in vain.','Kahlil Gibran');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('Poverty is a veil that obscures the face of greatness. An appeal is a mask covering the face of tribulations.','Kahlil Gibran');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('Progress lies not in enhancing what is, but in advancing toward what will be.','Kahlil Gibran');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('Rebellion without truth is like spring in a bleak, arid desert.','Kahlil Gibran');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('Safeguarding the rights of others is the most noble and beautiful end of a human being.','Kahlil Gibran');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('The eye of a human being is a microscope, which makes the world seem bigger than it really is.','Kahlil Gibran');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('The person you consider ignorant and insignificant is the one who came from God, that he might learn bliss from grief and knowledge from gloom.','Kahlil Gibran');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('The tears that you spill, the sorrowful, are sweeter than the laughter of snobs and the guffaws of scoffers.','Kahlil Gibran');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('They consider me to have sharp and penetrating vision because I see them through the mesh of a sieve.','Kahlil Gibran');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('Time has been transformed, and we have changed; it has advanced and set us in motion; it has unveiled its face, inspiring us with bewilderment and exhilaration.','Kahlil Gibran');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('We choose our joys and sorrows long before we experience them.','Kahlil Gibran');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('We were a silent, hidden thought in the folds of oblivion, and we have become a voice that causes the heavens to tremble.','Kahlil Gibran');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('What difference is there between us, save a restless dream that follows my soul but fears to come near you?','Kahlil Gibran');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('What do the nationalists say about killers punishing murderers and thieves sentencing looters?','Kahlil Gibran');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('What is this world that is hastening me toward I know not what, viewing me with contempt?','Kahlil Gibran');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('Where is the justice of political power if it executes the murderer and jails the plunderer, and then itself marches upon neighbouring lands, killing thousands and pillaging the very hills?','Kahlil Gibran');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('Wisdom stands at the turn in the road and calls upon us publicly, but we consider it false and despise its adherents.','Kahlil Gibran');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('Work is love made visible. And if you cannot work with love but only with distaste, it is better that you should leave your work and sit at the gate of the temple and take alms of those who work with joy.','Kahlil Gibran');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('Would that I were a dry well, and that the people tossed stones into me, for that would be easier than to be a spring of flowing water that the thirsty pass by, and from which they avoid drinking.','Kahlil Gibran');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('Yesterday we obeyed kings and bent our necks before emperors. But today we kneel only to truth, follow only beauty, and obey only love.','Kahlil Gibran');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('You are the bows from which your children as living arrows are sent forth.','Kahlil Gibran');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('Zeal is a volcano, the peak of which the grass of indecisiveness does not grow.','Kahlil Gibran');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('Cyberspace: A consensual hallucination experienced daily by billions of legitimate operators, in every nation.','William Gibson');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('The Net is a waste of time, and thats exactly whats right about it.','William Gibson');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('Art is a collaboration between God an the artist, and the less the artist does the better.','Andre Gide');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('It is better to be hated for what you are than to be loved for what you are not.','Andre Gide');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('It is easier to lead men to combat, stirring up their passion, than to restrain them and direct them toward the patient labours of peace.','Andre Gide');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('The most important things to say are those which often I did not think necessary for me to say ... because they were too obvious.','Andre Gide');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('Welcome anything that comes to you, but do not long for anything else.','Andre Gide');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('The insatiate itch of scribbling.','William Gifford');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('Gilbs Laws of Reliability: 1) Computers are unreliable, but humans are even more unreliable. 3) The only difference between the fool, and the criminal who attacks a system is that the fool attacks unpredictably and on a broader front. 5) Self-checking systems tend to have a complexity in proportion to the inherent unreliability of the system in which they are used. 6) The error-detection and correction capabilities of any system are the key to understanding the type of errors which they cannot handle. 7) Undetectable errors are infinite in variety, in contrast to detectable errors, which by definition are limited. 8) All real programs contain errors until proven otherwise - which is impossible. 9) Investment in reliability will increase until it exceeds the probable cost of errors, or somebody insists on getting some useful work done.','Tom Gilb');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('Humour is a drug which its the fashion to abuse.','William Gilbert');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('It revolts me but I do it!','Sir W S Gilbert');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('Life is a joke thats just begun.','Gilbert');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('Modified rapture!','Sir W S Gilbert');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('We will hang you, never fear, most politely, most politely.','W S Gilbert');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('We tend to see our own experiences as the normal process, so we are often amazed that anyone could have taken a different path. But when we do meet up, its always fascinating to compare notes about the different ways to get there.','Daniel Gilly');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('Death is the only inescapable, unavoidable, sure thing. We are sentenced to die the day were born.','Gary Mark Gilmore');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('America, how can a write a holy litany in your silly mood?','Allen Ginsberg');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('Whoever controls the media... the images... controls the culture.','Allen Ginsberg');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('You cant win. You cant break even. You cant even quit the game.','Ginsbergs Theorems');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('The great thought, the great concern, the great anxiety of men is to restrict, as much as possible, the limits of their own responsibility.','Giosue');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('We love because its the only true adventure.','Nikki Giovanni');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('Only the mediocre are always at their best.','Jean Giraudoux');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('The secret of success is sincerity. Once you can fake that youve got it made.','Jean Giraudoux');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('There is nothing so wrong in this world that a sensible woman cant set it right in the course of an afternoon.','Giraudoux');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('Of all that is material and all that is spiritual in this world, know for certain that I am both its origin and dissolution. There is no true superior to Me. Everything rests upon Me, as pearls are strung on a thread.','Bhagavad Gita');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('The ignorant think of Me, who am the Unmanifested Spirit, as if I were really in human form. They do not understand that My Supreme Nature is changeless and most excellent. I am not invisible to all, for I am enveloped by the illusion of Phenomenon. This deluded world does not know Me as the Unborn and the Imperishable.','Bhagavad Gita');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('Justice delayed is justice denied.','William Gladstone');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('Liberalism is trust of the people tempered by prudence; Conservatism is distrust of the people tempered by fear.','William E Gladstone');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('We look forward to the time when the power to love of will replace the love of power. Then will our world know the blessings of peace.','William Gladstone');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('All change is not growth; all movement is not forward.','Ellen Glasgow');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('I agree with every word you write, and I can prove this in no better way than by taking your advice from beginning to end.','Ellen Glasgow');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('Violence commands both literature and life, and violence is always crude and distorted.','Ellen Glasgow');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('The fewer the facts, the stronger the opinion.','Arnold H Glasow');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('The perceived usefulness of an article is inversely proportional to its actual usefulness once bought and paid for.','Glatums Law of Materialistic Acquisitiveness');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('The second day of a diet is always easier than the first. By the second day youre off it.','Jackie Gleason');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('I dont know what you could say about a day in which you have seen four beautiful sunsets.','John Glenn');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('There is still no cure for the common birthday.','John Glenn');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('Girls are always running through my mind. They dont dare walk.','Andy Glib');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('If it werent for electricity wed all be watching television by candlelight.','George Gobel');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('Im proud of paying taxes. The only thing is... I could be just as proud for half the money.','Arthur Godfrey');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('Good teaching is one-fourth preparation and three-fourths pure theatre.','Gail Godwin');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('I worry about my child and the Internet all the time, even though shes too young to have logged on yet. Heres what I worry about. I worry that 10 or 15 years from now, she will come to me and say Daddy, where were you when they took freedom of the press away from the Internet?','Mike Godwin');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('The victor will always judge the defeated, and always find him guilty.','Hermann Goering, during the Nuremberg Trials');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('When I hear the word culture, I reach for my pistol.','Reichmarshal Hermann Goering');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('Your America is doing many things in the economic field which we found out caused us so much trouble. You are trying to control peoples lives. And no country can do that part way. I tried it and failed. Nor can any country do it all the way either. I tried that, too, and it failed.','Herman Goering');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('Age does not make us childish, as some say; it finds us true children.','Johann Wolfgang von Goethe');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('All truly wise thoughts have been thoughts already thousands of times; but to make them truly ours, we must think them over again honestly, till they take root in our personal experience.','Johann Wolfgang von Goethe');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('Anecdotes and maxims are rich treasures to the man of the world, for he knows how to introduce the former at fit place in conversation.','Johann Wolfgang von Goethe');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('Certain flaws are necessary for the whole. It would seem strange if old friends lacked certain quirks.','Johann Wolfgang von Goethe');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('Concerning all acts of initiative and creation, there is one elementary truth... that the moment one definitely commits oneself, then Providence moves, too.','Johann Wolfgang von Goethe');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('Enjoy what you can, endure what you must.','Johann Wolfgang von Goethe');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('Everything in the world may be endured, except continual prosperity.','Johann Wolfgang von Goethe');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('Existence is God!','Goethe');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('Few people have the imagination for reality.','Goethe');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('For just when ideas fail, a word comes in to save the situation.','Goethe');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('He only earns his freedom and his life Who takes them every day by storm.','Johann Wolfgang von Goethe');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('He who possesses art and science has religion; he who does not possess them, needs religion.','Goethe');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('He who wishes to exert a useful influence must be careful to insult nothing. Let him not be troubled by what seems absurd, but concentrate his energies to the creation of what is good. He must not demolish, but build. He must raise temples where mankind may come and partake of the purest pleasure.','Johann Wolfgang von Goethe');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('I do not know myself, and God forbid that I should.','Johann Wolfgang von Goethe');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('If I say to the moment: Stay now! You are so beautiful!','Goethe');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('If you must tell me your opinions, tell me what you believe in. I have plenty of doubts of my own.','Johann Wolfgang von Goethe');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('It is in self-limitation that a master first shows himself.','Goethe');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('Life belongs to the living, and he who lives must be prepared for changes.','Johann Wolfgang von Goethe');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('Life is the childhood of our immortality.','Johann Wolfgang von Goethe');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('Love is an ideal thing, marriage a real thing; a confusion of the real with the ideal never goes unpunished.','Johann Wolfgang von Goethe');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('Man errs as long as he strives.','Goethe');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('Man is not born to solve the problem of the universe, but to find out what he has to do; and to restrain himself within the limits of his comprehension.','Johann Wolfgang von Goethe');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('Mathematicians are like Frenchmen: whatever you say to them they translate into their own language and forthwith it is something entirely different.','Johann Wolfgang von Goethe');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('Men are so constituted that everybody undertakes what he sees another successful in, whether he has aptitude for it or not.','Goethe');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('Men show their character in nothing more clearly than by what they think laughable.','Johann Wolfgang von Goethe');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('Modern poets mix too much water with their ink.','Goethe');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('More light!','Last words of Goethe');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('My poor head is in such a whirl, my mind is all in bits.','Goethe');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('None are more hopelessly enslaved than those who falsely believe they are free.','Johann Wolfgang von Goethe');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('Nothing shows a mans character more than what he laughs at.','Johann Wolfgang von Goethe');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('On all the peaks lies peace.','Goethe');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('One can be instructed in society, one is inspired only in solitude.','Goethe');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('One ought, every day at least, to hear a little song, read a good poem, see a fine picture and, if possible, speak a few reasonable words.','Johann Wolfgang von Goethe');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('Plunge boldly into the thick of life!','Johann Wolfgang von Goethe');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('Superstition is the poetry of life.','Von Goethe');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('The artist alone sees spirits. But after he has told of their appearing to him, everybody sees them.','Johann Wolfgang von Goethe');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('The coward threatens when he is safe.','Johann Wolfgang von Goethe');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('The first and last thing required of genius is the love of truth.','Johann Wolfgang von Goethe');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('The happy do not believe in miracles.','Goethe');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('The intelligent man finds almost everything ridiculous, the sensible man hardly anything.','Johann Wolfgang von Goethe');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('The phrases that men hear or repeat continually, end by becoming convictions and ossify the organs of intelligence.','Johann Wolfgang von Goethe');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('The society of women is the element of good manners.','Johann Wolfgang von Goethe');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('The unnatural, that too is natural.','Goethe');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('There is a courtesy of the heart; it is allied to love. From it springs the purest courtesy in the outward behaviour.','Johann Wolfgang von Goethe');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('Treat people as if they were what they ought to be, and you help them to become what they are capable of being.','Johann Wolfgang von Goethe');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('Trust yourself, then you will know how to live.','Johann Wolfgang von Goethe');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('Viewed from the summit of reason, all life looks like a malignant disease and the world like a madhouse.','Johann Wolfgang von Goethe');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('We are shaped and fashioned by what we love.','Johann Wolfgang von Goethe');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('We know accurately only when we know little; with knowledge doubt increases.','Johann Wolfgang von Goethe');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('We must always change, renew, rejuvenate ourselves; otherwise we harden.','Johann Wolfgang von Goethe');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('What business is it of yours if I love you?','Johann Wolfgang von Goethe');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('What have they done to you my poor child?','Goethe');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('What is not fully understood is not possessed.','Johann Wolfgang von Goethe');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('Whatever you can do, or dream you can, begin it. Boldness has genius, power and magic in it.','Johann Wolfgang von Goethe');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('When ideas fail, words come in very handy.','Johann Wolfgang von Goethe');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('When we treat man as he is, we make him worse than he is; when we treat him as if he already were what he potentially could be, we make him what he should be.','Johann Wolfgang von Goethe');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('Whenever I hear people talking about "liberal ideas," I am always astounded that men should love to fool themselves with empty sounds. An idea should never be liberal; it must be vigorous, positive, and without loose ends so that it may fulfil its divine mission and be productive. The proper place for liberality is in the realm of the emotions.','Johann Wolfgang von Goethe');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('A good time to keep your mouth shut is when youre in deep water.','Sidney Goff');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('I have ... a terrible need ... shall I say the word? ... of religion. Then I go out at night and paint the stars.','Vincent van Gogh');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('I often think that the night is more alive and more richly coloured than the day.','Vincent Van Gogh');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('I wish they would only take me as I am.','Vincent Van Gogh');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('It is better to be high-spirited even though one makes more mistakes, than to be narrow-minded and all to prudent.','Vincent van Gogh');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('One may have a blazing hearth in ones soul and yet no one ever comes to sit by it. Passersby see only a wisp of smoke rising from the chimney and continue on their way.','Vincent Van Gogh');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('If you have both feet planted on level ground, then the university has failed you.','Robert F Goheen');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('Anarchism aims to strip labour of its deadening, dulling aspect, of its gloom and compulsion. It aims to make work an instrument of joy, of strength, of colour, of real harmony, so that the poorest sort of a man should find in work both recreation and hope.','Emma Goldman');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('Anarchism... stands for direct action, the open defiance of, and resistance to, all laws and restrictions, economic, social, and moral.','Emma Goldman');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('Conceit, arrogance, and egotism are the essentials of patriotism.','Emma Goldman');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('No one has yet realized the wealth of sympathy, the kindness and generosity hidden in the soul of a child. The effort of every true education should be to unlock that treasure.','Emma Goldman');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('The political arena leaves one no alternatives, one must be either a dunce or a rogue.','Emma Goldman');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('How blest is he who crowns, in shades like these, A youth of labour with an age of ease.','Oliver Goldsmith');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('Its a damned long, boggy, dirty, dangerous way.','Oliver Goldsmith');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('Let schoolmasters puzzle their brain; With grammar, and nonsense, and learning; Good liquor, I stoutly maintain; Gives genius a better discerning.','Oliver Goldsmith');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('The dancing pair that simply sought renown, By holding out to tire each other down; The swain mistrust less of his smutted face, While secret laughter titterd round the place; The bashful virgins side-long looks of love, The matrons glance that would those looks reprove: These were thy charms, sweet village; sports like these, With sweet succession, taught een toil to please; These were thy bowers their cheerful influence shed, These were thy charms ... but all these charms are fled.','Oliver Goldsmith');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('The very pink of perfection.','Oliver Goldsmith');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('"... Go on, try weasel, try squirrel; it tastes just like chicken, it tastes just like chicken!" If it tastes just like chicken, why dont you gimme some damn chicken??','Bob Goldthwait');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('Americas one of the finest countries anyone ever stole.','Bobcat Goldthwait');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('A government that is big enough to give you all you want is big enough to take it all away.','Barry Goldwater');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('Extremism in the defence of liberty is no vice. And moderation in the pursuit of justice is no virtue.','Barry Morris Goldwater');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('A bachelors life is no life for a single man.','Samuel Goldwyn');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('A Hospital is no place to be sick.','Samuel Goldwyn');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('A verbal contract isnt worth the paper its written on.','Samuel Goldwyns Law of Contracts');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('Anyone who goes to a psychiatrist ought to have his head examined.','Samuel Goldwyn');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('I had a monumental idea this morning, but I didnt like it.','Samuel Goldwyn');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('If I could drop dead right now, Id be the happiest man alive.','Samuel Goldwyn');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('Never make forecasts, especially about the future.','Samuel Goldwyn');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('Spare no expense to make everything as economical as possible.','Samuel Goldwyn');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('When someone does something good, Applaud! You will make two people happy.','Samuel Goldwyn');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('Mejor morir a pie que vivir en rodillas. (Better to die on ones feet than live on ones knees.)','Dolores Ibarruri Gomez');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('If you dont throw it, they cant hit it.','Lefty Gomez');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('If there is a God, Atheism must seem to Him as less of an insult than religion.','Goncourt');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('Today I begin to understand what love must be, if it exists.... When we are parted, we each feel the lack of the other half of ourselves. We are incomplete like a book in two volumes of which the first has been lost. That is what I imagine love to be: incompleteness in absence.','Goncourt');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('Humour is a universal language.','Joel Goodman');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('Remember that happiness is a way of travel, not a destination.','Roy Goodman');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('It is a known fact that men are practical, hardheaded realists, in contrast to women, who are romantic dreamers and actually believe that oestrogenic skin cream must do something or they couldnt charge sixteen dollars for that little tiny jar.','Jane Goodsell');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('One of the worlds worst questions: Havent you any sense of humour?','Jane Goodsell');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('The market is not an invention of capitalism. It has existed for centuries. It is an invention of civilization.','Mikhail Gorbachev');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('We are not abandoning our convictions, our philosophy or traditions, nor do we urge anyone to abandon theirs.','Mikhail Gorbachev');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('The truth isnt always beauty, but the hunger for it is.','Nadine Gordimer');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('If a project is not worth doing at all, its not worth doing well.','Gordons First Law');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('Love is not blind - it sees more, not less. But because it sees more, it is willing to see less.','Rabbi Julins Gordon');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('A leopard never changes his stripes.','Al Gore');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('Aeroplane travel is natures way of making you look like your passport photo.','Al Gore');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('One has to be able to count if only so that at fifty one doesnt marry a girl of twenty.','Maxim Gorky');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('If you have a lemon, make lemonade.','Howard Gossage');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('... But if we laugh with derision, we will never understand. Human intellectual capacity has not altered for thousands of years so far as we can tell. If intelligent people invested intense energy in issues that now seem foolish to us, then the failure lies in our understanding of their world, not in their distorted perceptions. Even the standard example of ancient nonsense the debate about angels on pinheads makes sense once you realize that theologians were not discussing whether five or eighteen would fit, but whether a pin could house a finite or an infinite number.','S J Gould');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('We who revel in natures diversity and feel instructed by every animal tend to brand Homo sapiens as the greatest catastrophe since the Cretaceous extinction.','Stephen Jay Gould');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('Man has made use of his intelligence, he invented stupidity.','Remy De Gourmant');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('Fantasy, abandoned by reason, produces impossible monsters; united with it, she is the mother of the arts and the origin of marvels.','Goya');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('A wise man gets more use from his enemies than a fool from his friends.','Baltasar Gracian');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('Even knowledge has to be in the fashion, and where it is not, it is wise to affect ignorance.','Baltasar Gracian');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('Great ability develops and reveals itself increasingly with every new assignment.','Baltasar Gracian');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('He that can live alone resembles the brute beast in nothing, the sage in much, and God in everything.','Baltasar Gracian');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('It is good to vary in order that you may frustrate the curious, especially those who envy you.','Baltasar Gracian');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('Let him that hath no power of patience retire within himself, though even there he will have to put up with himself.','Baltasar Gracian');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('Never contend with a man who has nothing to lose.','Baltasar Gracian');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('Never have a companion that casts you in the shade.','Baltasar Gracian');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('Never open the door to a lesser evil, for other and greater ones invariably slink in after it.','Baltasar Gracian');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('Renew your brilliance. It is the privilege of the Phoenix. Excellence grows old and so does fame. Custom wears down our admiration, and a mediocre novelty can conquer the greatest eminence in its old age. So be reborn in courage, in intellect, in happiness, and in all else. Dare to renew your brilliance, dawning many times, like the sun, only changing your surroundings. Withhold it and make people miss it; renew it and make them applaud.','Baltasar Gracian');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('When Babys cries grew hard to bear I popped him in the Frigidaire. I never would have done so if Id known that hed be frozen stiff. My wife said, "George, Im so unhappy! Our darlings now completely frappe!"','Graham');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('Love is blind and marriage is the institution for the blind.','James Graham');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('I improve on misquotation.','Cary Grant');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('Generally the officers of the army were indifferent whether the annexation [of Texas] was consummated or not; but not so all of them. For myself, I was bitterly opposed to the measure, and to this day regard the war, which resulted, as one of the most unjust ever waged by a stronger against a weaker nation. It was an instance of a republic following the bad example of European monarchies, in not considering justice in their desire to acquire additional territory.','Ulysses S Grant');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('I know only two tunes: one of them is "Yankee Doodle" and the other one isnt.','Ulysses S Grant');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('The Southern rebellion was largely the outgrowth of the Mexican war. Nations, like individuals, are punished for their transgressions. We got our punishment in the most sanguinary and expensive war of modern times.','Ulysses S Grant');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('Genius not only diagnoses the situation but supplies the answers.','Robert Graves');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('If I were a girl, Id despair. The supply of good women far exceeds that of the men who deserve them.','Robert Graves');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('Visions of glory, spare my aching sight...','Thomas Gray');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('Yet ah! why should they know their fate? Since sorrow never comes too late, And happiness too swiftly flies. Thought would destroy their paradise. No more; where ignorance is bliss, Tis folly to be wise.','Thomas Gray');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('Adventure is not outside a man; it is within.','David Grayson');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('Friendship is neither a formality nor a mode: it is rather a life.','David Grayson');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('Looking back, I have this to regret, that too often when I loved, I did not say so.','David Grayson');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('Talk of joy; there may be things better than beef stew and baked potatoes and home-made bread ... there may be.','David Grayson');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('In the business world, everyone is paid in two coins: cash and experience. Take the experience first; the cash will come later.','Harold Green');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('The advantage of a classical education is that it enables you to despise the wealth which it prevents you from achieving.','Russell Green');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('Life is a sexually transmitted terminal disease.','Colin Greene');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('Heresy is another word for freedom of thought.','Graham Greene');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('The truth has never been of any real value to any human being- it is a symbol for mathematicians and philosophers to pursue. In human relations kindness and lies are worth a thousand truths.','Graham Greene');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('I have a daughter who goes to SMU. She couldve gone to UCLA here in California, but its one more letter shed have to remember.','Shecky Greene');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('These people have served a longer sentence than some people who have committed murder.','News analyst Jeff Greenfield, describing the jury in the OJ Simpson murder trial');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('Hardly a year passes that fails to find a new, oft-times exotic, research method or technique added to the armamentarium of political inquiry. Anyone who cannot negotiate Chi squares, assess randomization, statistical significance, and standard deviations is less than illiterate; he is preconscious.','A James Gregor');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('If the work of God could be comprehended by reason, it would be no longer wonderful, and faith would have no merit if reason provided proof.','Pope Gregory, I');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('When a girl ceases to blush, she has lost the most powerful charm of her beauty.','Gregory, I');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('Man is the only creature endowed with the power of laughter; is he not the only one that deserves to be laughed at?','Grenville');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('The criterion of true beauty is, that it increases in examination; of false, that it lessens. There is something, therefore, in true beauty that corresponds with the right reason, and it is not merely the creature of fancy.','Grenville');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('We laugh heartily to see a whole flock of sheep jump because one did so; might not one imagine that superior beings do the same by us, and for exactly the same reason?','Grenville');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('I skate to where the puck is going to be, not to where it has been.','Wayne Gretzky');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('One hundred percent of the shots you dont take dont go in.','Wayne Gretzky');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('I dont think Ill get married again. Ill just find a woman I dont like and give her a house.','Lewis Grizzard');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('Life is like a dogsled team. If you aint the lead dog, the scenery never changes.','Lewis Grizzard');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('Springtime is the land awakening. The March winds are the morning yawn.','Lewis Grizzard');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('Are we alone in an uncaring universe, or is God some kind of wiseguy?','Matt Groening');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('Now I walk down the street and I see people wearing Simpsons T-shirts who Im afraid might beat me up, so the quality of fans has broadened. The people who are my fans now frighten me.','Matt Groening');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('When authorities warn you of the sinfulness of sex, there is an important lesson to be learned. Do not have sex with the authorities.','Matt Groening');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('Anything anybody can say about America is true.','Emmett Grogan');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('Complex problems have simple, easy to understand, wrong answers.','Grossmans Misquote');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('Figures wont lie, but liars will figure.','Charles H Grosvenor');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('Art is either plagiarism or revolution.','Paul Guaguin');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('Silence is argument carried out by other means.','Ernesto "Che" Guevara');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('The Return we reap from generous actions is not always evident.','Francesco Guicciardini');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('My imagination makes me human and makes me a fool; it gives me all the world and exiles me from it.','Ursula K Le Guin');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('Quotations (such as have point and lack triteness) from the great old authors are an act of reverence on the part of the quoter, and a blessing to a public grown superficial and external.','Louise Imogen Guiney');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('The carpenter is not the best who makes more chips than all the rest.','Arthur Guiterman');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('A man must marry only a very pretty woman in case he should ever want some other man to take her off his hands.','Sacha Guitry');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('An ideal wife is one who remains faithful to you but tries to be just as charming as if she werent.','Sacha Guitry');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('The little I know I owe to my ignorance.','Sacha Guitry');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('When a man steals your wife, there is no better revenge than to let him keep her.','Sacha Guitry');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('You can pretend to be serious; you cant pretend to be witty.','Sacha Guitry');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('The probability of anything happening is inversely proportional to its desirability.','Gumpersons Law');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('To be on time is to be late. To be early is to be on time.','Tim Gunter');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('Without moral and intellectual independence, there is no anchor for national independence.','David Ben-Gurion');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('Discovery consists of looking at the same thing as everyone else does and thinking something different.','Albert von Nagyrapolt Szent-Gyrgyi');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('Jake liked his women the way he liked his kiwi fruit: sweet yet tart, firm-fleshed yet yielding to the touch, and covered with short brown fuzzy hair.','Jonathan S Haas');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('My mothers menu consisted of two choices: Take it or leave it.','Buddy Hackett');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('I have read your book and much like it.','Moses Hadas');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('Thank you for sending me a copy of your book - Ill waste no time reading it.','Moses Hadas');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('This book fills a much-needed gap.','Moses Hadas');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('The warning message we sent the Russians was a calculated ambiguity that would be clearly understood.','Alexander Haig');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('From the fact there are 400,000 species of beetles on this planet, but only 8,000 species of mammals, he concluded that the Creator, if He exists, has a special preference for beetles, and so we might be more likely to meet them than any other type of animal on a planet that would support life.','J B S Haldane');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('It is my supposition that the Universe in not only queerer than we imagine, is queerer than we CAN imagine.','J B S Haldane');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('The universe is not only stranger than we imagine, it is stranger than we can imagine.','J B S Haldane');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('Once the toothpaste is out of the tube, its hard to get it back in!','H R Haldeman');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('We are getting into semantics again. If we use words, there is a very grave danger they will be misinterpreted.','H R Haldeman, testifying in his own defence');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('You cant put the toothpaste back in the tube.','H R Haldeman');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('I regret that I have but one life to give for my country.','Nathan Hale');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('A brave man is sometimes a desperado; a bully is always a coward.','Haliburton');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('A man is never astonished that he doesnt know what another does, but he is surprised at the gross ignorance of the other in not knowing what he does.','Haliburton');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('Faith is one of those words that connotes, however irrationally, some kind of virtue in itself.','Louis J Halle');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('If wishes were horses, beggars would ride.','James Halliwell');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('Two souls with but a single thought, Two hearts that beat as one.','Fredrich Halm');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('Whenever I dwell for any length of time on my own shortcomings, they gradually begin to seem mild harmless, rather engaging little things, not at all like the staring defects in other peoples characters.','Margaret Halsey');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('If you are all wrapped up in yourself, you are overdressed.','Kate Halverson');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('He has the courage of his connections.','A Hamburg');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('Experience teaches that men are often so much governed by what they are accustomed to see and practice, that the simplest and most obvious improvements, in the most ordinary occupations, are adopted with hesitation, reluctance, and by slow gradations. Men would resist changes, so long as even a bare support could be ensured by an adherence to ancient courses, and perhaps even longer.','Alexander Hamilton');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('Religion and Morality are the firmest foundations of the duties of men and women.','Alexander Hamilton');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('Those who stand for nothing fall for anything.','Alexander Hamilton');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('Why has government been instituted at all? Because the passions of man will not conform to the dictates of reason and justice without constraint.','Alexander Hamilton');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('Forgiveness is the answer to the childs dream of a miracle by which what is broken is made whole again, what is soiled is made clean again.','Dag Hammarskjold');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('The more faithfully you listen to the voices within you, the better you will hear what is sounding outside.','Dag Hammarskjold');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('Cute little babies that fall out of swings - These are a few of my favourite things.','Oscar Hammerstein');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('A man must know his limitations if he wants to survive.','Hamza');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('The greatest fear is the fear of the unknown.','Nagaraja Hamza');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('If you ever reach total enlightenment while drinking beer, I bet it makes beershoot out your nose.','Jack Handey');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('When I was a kid my favourite relative was Uncle Caveman. After school wed all go play in his cave, and every once in a while he would eat one of us. It wasnt until later that I found out that Uncle Caveman was a bear.','Jack Handey');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('Do not attribute to malice what can be explained by ignorance.','Hanlon');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('No amount of organization can counteract determined laziness.','Chris Hansen');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('War will cease when men refuse to fight.','Fridtjof Hansen');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('Violence is the last refuge of the incompetent.','Salvor Hardin');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('I have no trouble with my enemies. I can take care of my enemies all right. But my damn friends... Theyre the ones that keep me walking the floor nights!','Warren G Harding');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('I am interested in mathematics only as a creative art.','Godfrey H Hardy');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('In great mathematics there is a very high degree of unexpectedness, combined with inevitability and economy.','Godfrey H Hardy');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('Pure mathematics is on the whole distinctly more useful than applied. For what is useful above all is technique, and mathematical technique is taught mainly through pure mathematics.','Godfrey H Hardy');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('A lover without indiscretion is no lover at all.','Thomas Hardy');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('You was a good man, and did good things.','Thomas Hardy');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('The nice thing about egotists is that they dont talk about other people.','Lucille S Harper');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('People need loving the most when they deserve it the least.','John Harrigan');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('Its a sad and stupid thing to have to proclaim yourself a revolutionary just to be a decent man.','David Harris');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('Lounjun roun en suffern.','Joel Chandler Harris');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('Jesus is just a word I use to swear with.','Richard Harris');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('Nobody can be so amusingly arrogant as a young man who has just discovered an old idea and thinks it is his own.','Sydney Harris');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('Regret for the things we did can be tempered by time; it is regret for the things we did not do that is inconsolable.','Sydney J Harris');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('When I hear somebody sigh, Life is hard, I am always tempted to ask, Compared to what?','Sydney Harris');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('Our schools have been scientifically designed to prevent over-education from happening. [...] The average American (should be) content with their humble role in life, because theyre not tempted to think about any other role.','US Commissioner of Education William Torrey Harris');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('School is more than just a way station. Its your last taste of freedom. It should be savoured!','Zonker Harris');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('There are all kinds of ways to forestall graduation. Taking a term off, getting suspended, not completing courses, all of these are valid.','Zonker Harris');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('Society can overlook murder, adultery or swindling; it can never forgive the preaching of a new gospel.','Frederic Harrison');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('Im now at the age where Ive got to prove that Im just as good as I never was.','Rex Harrison');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('I believe and I say it is true Democratic feeling, that all the measures of the Government are directed to the purpose of making the rich richer and the poor poorer.','William Henry Harrison');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('Cutting the space budget really restores my faith in humanity. It eliminates dreams, goals, and ideals and lets us get straight to the business of hate, debauchery, and self-annihilation.','Johnny Hart');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('The marriage of Marxism and feminism has been like the marriage of husband and wife depicted in English common law: Marxism and feminism are one, and that one is Marxism.','Heidi Hartmann');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('O cursed ambition, thou devouring bird, how dost thou from the field of honesty pick every grain of profit or delight, and mock the reapers toil!','Harvard');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('Under the most rigorously controlled conditions, the experimental apparatus will do exactly as it pleases.','Harvards Law');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('If there is a 50-50 chance that something can go wrong, then 9 times out of ten it will.','Paul Harvey');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('In times like these, it helps to recall that there have always been times like these.','Paul Harvey');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('Treat the other mans faith gently: it is all he has to believe with.','Henry S Haskins');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('Hope is a state of mind, not of the world. Hope, in this deep and powerful sense, is not the same as joy that things are going well, or willingness to invest in enterprises that are obviously heading for success, but rather an ability to work for something because it is good.','Vaclav Havel');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('I said No gnu taxes! Do you see any gnus being taxed?','B Hawke');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('I think computer viruses should count as life. I think it says something about human nature that the only form of life we have created so far is purely destructive. Weve created life in our own image.','Stephen Hawking');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('It is not clear that intelligence has any long-term survival value.','Stephen Hawking');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('My goal is simple. It is complete understanding of the universe, why it as it is and why it exists as all.','Stephen Hawking');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('Not only does God play dice with the universe, but sometimes he throws them where they cannot be seen.','Stephen Hawking');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('To confine our attention to terrestrial matters would be to limit the human spirit.','Stephen Hawking');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('A grave, wherever found, preaches a short and pithy sermon to the soul.','Nathaniel Hawthorne');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('Caresses, expressions of one sort or another, are necessary to the life of the affections as leaves are to the life of a tree. If they are wholly restrained, love will die at the roots.','Nathaniel Hawthorne');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('I have sometimes produced a singular and not unpleasing effect, so far as my own mind was concerned, by imagining a train of incidents in which the spirit and mechanism of the fairyland should be combined with the characters and manners of familiar life.','Nathaniel Hawthorne');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('Is it a fact - or have I dreamt it - that, by means of electricity, the world of matter has become a great nerve, vibrating thousands of miles in a breathless point of time? Rather, the round globe is a vast head, a brain, instinct with intelligence!','Nathaniel Hawthorne');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('Our most intimate friend is not he to whom we show the worst, but the best of our nature.','Nathaniel Hawthorne');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('We sometimes congratulate ourselves at the moment of waking from a troubled dream; it may be so at the moment after death.','Nathaniel Hawthorne');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('Love is the great miracle cure. Loving ourselves works miracles in our lives.','Louise Hay');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('The expert at anything was once a beginner.','Hayes');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('The story of a love is not important - what is important is that one is capable of love. It is perhaps the only glimpse we are permitted of eternity.','Helen Hayes');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('There is only one terminal dignity ... love.','Helen Hayes');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('Emotions are your worst enemy in the stock market.','Don Hays');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('Fashion is the abortive issue of vain ostentation and exclusive egotism: it is haughty, trifling, affected, servile, despotic, mean and ambitious, precise and fantastical, all in a breath ... tied to no rule, and bound to conform to every whim of the minute.','William Hazlitt');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('Great thoughts reduced to practice become great acts.','William Hazlitt');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('Man is the only animal that laughs and weeps; for he is the only animal that is struck with the difference between what things are and what they might have been.','William Hazlitt');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('Political truth is libel; religious truth, blasphemy.','William Hazlitt');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('Prejudice is the child of ignorance.','William Hazlitt');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('Prosperity is a great teacher; adversity is a greater. Possession pampers the mind; privation trains and strengthens it.','William Hazlitt');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('The love of liberty is the love of others.','Hazlitt');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('The more we do, the more we can do.','William Hazlitt');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('The origin of all science is the desire to know causes, and the origin of all false science and imposture is the desire to accept false causes rather than none; or, which is the same thing, in the unwillingness to acknowledge our own ignorance.','William Hazlitt');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('The truly proud man knows neither superiors or inferiors. The first he does not admit of - the last he does not concern himself about.','William Hazlitt');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('There is no more mean, stupid, dastardly, pitiful, selfish, spiteful, envious, ungrateful animal than the Public. It is the greatest of cowards, for it is afraid of itself.','William Hazlitt');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('Those who have the largest hearts, have the soundest understandings; and he is the truest philosopher who can forget himself.','William Hazlitt');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('When a thing ceases to be a subject of controversy, it ceases to be a subject of interest.','William Hazlitt');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('Wit is the rarest quality to be met with among people of education.','William Hazlitt');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('Wit is the salt of conversation, not the food.','William Hazlitt');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('A large brain, like large government, may not be able to do simple things in a simple way.','Donald O Hebb');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('Love is a hole in the heart.','Ben Hecht');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('Trying to determine what is going on in the world by reading newspapers is like trying to tell the time by watching the second hand of a clock.','Ben Hecht');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('Life has a value only when it has something valuable as its object.','Hegel');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('Nothing great in the world has ever been accomplished without passion.','G W F Hegel');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('Reason is the substance of the universe, the design of the world is absolutely rational.','Hegel');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('The cure for capitalisms failing would require that a government would have to rise above the interests of one class alone.','Robert L Heilbroner');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('Beware of men on aeroplanes. The minute a man reaches thirty thousand feet, he immediately becomes consumed by distasteful sexual fantasies which involve doing uncomfortable things in those tiny toilets. These men should not be encouraged, their fantasies are sadly low-rent and unimaginative. Affect an aloof, cool demeanour as soon as any man tries to draw you out. Unless, of course, hes the pilot.','Cynthia Heimel');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('Never judge someone by who hes in love with; judge him by his friends. People fall in love with the most appalling people. Take a cool, appraising glance at his pals.','Cynthia Heimel');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('When in doubt, make a fool of yourself. There is a microscopically thin line between being brilliantly creative and acting like the most gigantic idiot on earth. So what the hell, leap.','Cynthia Heimel');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('Christ rode on an ass, but now asses ride on Christ.','Heinrich Heine');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('God will forgive me. Its his job. [Dieu me pardonnera. Cest son metier.]','Last words of Heinrich Heine');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('I myself, here on Earth, might be God.','Heine');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('One should forgive ones enemies, but not before they are hanged.','Heinrich Heine');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('Sleep is good, death is better; but of course, the best thing would to have never been born at all.','Heinrich Heine');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('Whenever they burn books, they will also, in the end, burn people.','Heinrich Heine');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('A brute kills for pleasure. A fool kills from hate.','Heinlein');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('A cat is only domestic so far as suits its own needs.','Heinlein');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('A government supported artist is an incompetent whore.','Heinlein');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('A human being should be able to change a diaper, plan an invasion, butcher a hog, conn a ship, design a building, write a sonnet, balance accounts, build a wall, set a bone, comfort the dying, take orders, give orders, cooperate, act alone, solve equations, analyse a new problem, pitch manure, program a computer, cook a tasty meal, fight efficiently, die gallantly. Specialization is for insects.','Robert Anson Heinlein');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('A long and wicked life followed by five minutes of perfect grace gets you into Heaven. An equally long life of decent living and good works followed by one outburst of taking the name of the Lord in vain then have a heart attack at that moment and be damned for eternity. Is that the system?','Robert A Heinlein');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('A motion to adjourn is always in order.','Heinlein');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('A zygote is a gametes way of producing more gametes.','Heinlein');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('All cats are NOT grey at night. Endless variety...','Heinlein');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('All men are created unequal.','Heinlein');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('Alls fair in love And war. What A Contemptible Lie!','Heinlein');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('An armed man is a citizen. An unarmed man is a subject.','Heinlein');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('An armed society is a polite society. Manners are good when one may have to back up his acts with his life.','Robert A Heinlein');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('Avoid making irrevocable decisions while hungry.','Heinlein');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('Budget the luxuries first!','Heinlein');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('Certainly the game is rigged.','Heinlein');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('Civil servant is semantically equal to civil master.','Heinlein');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('Committee... A life form with 6 or more legs and no brain.','Heinlein');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('Courtesy is the lubricant of social interaction.','Heinlein');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('Dont try to have the last word. You might get it.','Heinlein');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('Elephant... A mouse built to government specifications.','Heinlein');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('Everything in excess! Moderation is for monks!','Heinlein');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('Experts tell you what cant be done and why.','Heinlein');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('Free will is a golden thread running through the frozen matrix of fixed events.','Robert Anson Heinlein');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('Good research is always profitable.','Heinlein');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('I believe in an individuals freedom to be happy.','Heinlein');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('I may be wrong, but Im not uncertain.','Robert Anson Heinlein');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('If it cant be expressed in figures it is not science.','Heinlein');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('If you dont like yourself, you cant like other people.','Heinlein');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('If you would know a man, observe how he treats a cat.','Heinlein');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('In handling a stinging insect, move very slowly.','Heinlein');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('It is better to copulate then never.','Heinlein');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('Lazarus: "There ought not to be anything in the whole universe that man cant poke his nose into."','Robert Anson Heinlein');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('Liberal should be a 4-letter word.','Heinlein');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('Little girls, like butterflies, need no excuse.','Heinlein');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('Majority Rule can be the worst tyranny of all.','Heinlein');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('May you live as long as you love and love as long as you live.','Robert Anson Heinlein');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('Most `scientists are bottle washers and button sorters.','Heinlein');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('Never frighten a little man. Hell kill you.','Heinlein');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('Never insult someone by accident.','Heinlein');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('Never try and teach a pig to sing: its a waste of time, and it annoys the pig.','Robert Anson Heinlein');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('Never try to outstubborn a cat.','Heinlein');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('Never underestimate the power of human stupidity.','Heinlein');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('No man is an island, but Ive met some peninsulas...','Heinlein');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('Nothing is so simple the government cant screw it up!','Heinlein');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('One mans theology is another mans belly laugh.','Robert Heinlein');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('Only a fool tells the bald truth on social occasions.','Heinlein');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('Professionals are predictable, amateurs are dangerous.','Heinlein');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('Sex without love is merely healthy exercise.','Robert A Heinlein');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('Some people talk better when they breathe vacuum.','Heinlein');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('Stupidity is generally its own punishment.','Heinlein');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('Stupidity is the only universal capital crime.','Heinlein');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('Stupidity, if left untreated, is self-correcting.','Heinlein');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('The best applause is money.','Heinlein');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('The difference between science and the fuzzy subjects is that science requires reasoning while those other subjects merely require scholarship.','Robert Heinlein');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('The faith in which I was brought up assured me that I was better than other people: I was saved, they were damned ... Our hymns were loaded with arrogance self-congratulation on how cozy we were with the Almighty and what a high opinion he had of us, what hell everybody else would catch come judgment day.','Robert Heinlein');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('The greatest productive force is human selfishness.','Heinlein');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('The more impediments to legislation, the better.','Heinlein');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('The power to tax, once conceded, has no limits.','Heinlein');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('The whole principle is wrong; censorship is like demanding that grown men live on skim milk because the baby cant eat steak.','Robert Anson Heinlein');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('Theology is never any help; it is searching in a dark cellar at midnight for a black cat that isnt there. Theologians can persuade themselves of anything.','Robert A Heinlein');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('There aint no such thing as a free lunch.','Robert A Heinlein');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('There is no such thing as "just a cat".','Heinlein');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('Those who ignore history have no future.','Heinlein');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('Tilting at windmills hurts you more than the windmills.','Heinlein');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('To be matter of fact about the world is to blunder into fantasy... and dull fantasy at that... as the real world is strange and wonderful.','Robert Anson Heinlein');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('Valentine Michael Smith was as real as taxes.','Heinlein');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('Virginity is not hereditary...','Heinlein');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('Wait... Sex isnt "merely" anything.','Heinlein');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('When the fox gnaws, smile!','Heinlein');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('Women and Cats will do as they please. Men and dogs had better get used to it.','Robert Heinlein');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('You can have peace or you can have freedom.','Heinlein');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('Your enemy is never a villain in his own eyes. Keep this in mind; it may offer a way to make him your friend. If not, you can kill him without hate and quickly.','Robert Anson Heinlein');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('There are things that are so serious that you can only joke about them.','Werner Karl Heisenberg');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('Gentlemen, it is better to have died a small boy than to fumble this football.','John Heisman');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('... there is wisdom in madness and strong probability of truth in all accusations, for people are complete, and everyone is capable of everything.','Joseph Heller');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('He had decided to live forever or die in the attempt.','J Heller');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('Some men are born mediocre, some men achieve mediocrity, and some men have mediocrity thrust upon them.','Joseph Heller');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('The enemy is anybody whos going to get you killed, no matter which side hes on.','Joseph Heller');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('The promises of maniacs, like those of women, are not safely relied upon.','Joseph Heller');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('When I grow up I want to be a little boy.','Joseph Heller');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('Whoever, in the pursuit of science, seeks after immediate practical utility, may generally rest assured that he will seek in vain.','H L F von Helmholtz');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('Only the little people pay taxes.','Hotel owner and prison inmate Leona Helmsley');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('A blank sheet of paper.','Ernest Hemingway, when asked what was the most frightening thing he ever encountered');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('All good books are alike in that they are truer than if they really happened and after you are finished reading one you will feel that it all happened to you and afterwards it all belongs to you: the good and the bad, the ecstasy, the remorse and sorrow, the people and the places and how the weather was. If you can get so that you can give that to people, then you are a writer.','Ernest Miller Hemingway');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('But in modern war you will die like a dog for no good reason.','Ernest Miller Hemingway');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('But man is not made for defeat. A man can be destroyed but not defeated.','Ernest Hemingway');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('Cowardice ... is almost always simply a lack of ability to suspend the functioning of the imagination.','Ernest Hemingway');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('Fear of death increases in exact proportion to increase in wealth.','Ernest Miller Hemingways Law of the Dynamics of Dying');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('For luck you carried a horse chestnut and a rabbits foot in your right pocket. The fur had been worn off the rabbits foot long ago and the bones and the sinews were polished by the wear. The claws scratched in the lining of your pocket and you knew your luck was still there.','Ernest Miller Hemingway');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('Happiness in intelligent people is the rarest thing I know.','Ernest Miller Hemingway');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('I am glad we do not have to try to kill the stars. Imagine if each day a man must try to kill the moon. The moon runs away. But imagine if a man each day should have to try to kill the sun? We are born lucky. Yes, we are born lucky.','Ernest Miller Hemingway');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('I like to listen. I have learned a great deal from listening carefully. Most people never listen.','Ernest Hemingway');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('Im not going to get into the ring with Tolstoy.','Ernest Miller Hemingway');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('If people bring so much courage to this world the world has to kill them to break them, so of course it kills them. The world breaks every one and afterward many are strong at the broken places. But those that will not break it kills. It kills the very good and the very gentle and the very brave impartially.','Ernest Miller Hemingway');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('Never mistake motion for action.','Ernest Miller Hemingway');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('Our nada who art in nada, nada be thy name thy kingdom nada thy will be nada as it is in nada. Give us this nada our daily nada and nada us our nada as we nada our nadas and nada us not into nada but deliver us from nada; pues nada. Hail nothing full of nothing, nothing is with the.','Ernest Miller Hemingway');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('The art of the torero is the only art in which the artist is in danger of death and in which the degree of brilliance in the performance is left to the fighters honour.','Ernest Miller Hemingway');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('There are only three sports: bullfighting, motor racing, and mountaineering; all the rest are merely games.','Ernest Miller Hemingway');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('There are some things which cannot be learned quickly, and time, which is all we have, must be paid heavily for their acquiring. They are the very simplest things, and because it takes a mans life to know them the little new that each man gets from life is very costly and the only heritage he has to leave.','Ernest Miller Hemingway');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('To be a successful father theres one absolute rule: when you have a kid, dont look at it for the first two years.','Ernest Hemingway');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('Unlike all other forms of lute or combat the conditions are that the winner shall take nothing; neither his ease, nor his pleasure, nor any notions of glory; nor, if he wins far enough, shall there be any reward within himself.','Ernest Miller Hemingway');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('When people talk, listen completely. Most people never listen.','Ernest Miller Hemingway');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('Writing, at its best, is a lonely life. Organizations for writer palliate the writers loneliness but I doubt if they improve his writing. He grows in public stature as he sheds his loneliness and often his work deteriorates. For he does his work alone and if he is a good enough writer he must face eternity, or the lack of it, each day. For a true writer each book should be a new beginning where he tries again for something that is beyond attainment. He should always try for something that has never been done or that others have tried and failed. Then sometimes, with great luck, he will succeed. How simple the writing of literature would be if it were only necessary to write in another way what has already been written. It is because we have had such great writers in the past that a writer is driven far out past where he can go, out to where no one can help him. I have spoken too long for a writer. A writer should write what he has to say and not speak it. Again I thank you.','Ernest Miller Hemingway, Nobel Prize acceptance speech');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('You expected to be sad in the fall. Part of you died each year when the leaves fell from the trees and their branches were bare against the wind and the cold, wintry light. But you knew there would always be the spring, as you knew the river would flow again after it was frozen. When the cold rains kept on and killed the spring, it was as though a young person had died for no reason.','Ernest Miller Hemingway');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('The fact, in short, is that freedom, to be meaningful in an organized society, must consist of an amalgam of hierarchy of freedoms and restraints.','Samuel Hendel');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('It s easy to identify people who cant count to ten. Theyre in front of you in the supermarket express lane.','June Henderson');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('The true meaning of life is to plant trees, under whose shade you do not expect to sit.','Nelson Henderson');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('Im the one that has to die when its time for me to die, so let me live my life, the way I want to.','Jimi Hendrix');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('It matters not how straight the gate How charged with punishments the scroll I am the master of my fate I am the captain of my soul.','William E Henley');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('The ancient sage who concocted the maxim, Know Thyself might have added, Dont Tell Anyone!','H F Henrichs');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('We need a president whos fluent in at least one language.','Buck Henry');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('I want there to be no peasant in my realm so poor that he will not have a chicken in his pot every Sunday. [Je veux que les paysans mettent la poule au pot tous les dimanches.]','King Henry, IV of France');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('Are we at last brought to such humiliating and debasing degradation, that we cannot be trusted with arms for our defence?','Patrick Henry');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('Guard with jealous attention the public liberty. Suspect everyone who approaches that jewel. Unfortunately, nothing will preserve it but downright force. Whenever you give up that force, you are inevitably ruined.','Patrick Henry');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('Is life so dear, or peace so sweet, as to be purchased at the price of chains or slavery? Forbid it, Almighty God! I know not what course others may take but as for me; give me liberty or give me death!','Patrick Henry');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('Parasitic memes have been strongly selected to fit the strange quirks that developed in human mental systems as they evolved. For example, the ability to plan into the future confers a strong survival advantage, especially since the introduction of farming. But being able to think about the future (and past) generates troubling problems when this ability is applied to questions such as where was I before birth or where will I go after death. The attractiveness of religious belief systems largely stems from providing plausible answers to questions that would not be asked except for the hyperdevelopment of this mental skill.','H Keith Henson');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('Acting is the most minor of gifts and not a very high-class way to earn a living. After all, Shirley Temple could do it at the age of four.','Katharine Hepburn');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('If you want to sacrifice the admiration of many men for the criticism of one, go ahead, get married.','Katharine Hepburn');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('Plain women know more about men than beautiful ones do. But beautiful women dont need to know about men. Its the men who have to know about beautiful women.','Katharine Hepburn');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('Sometimes I wonder if men and women really suit each other. Perhaps they should live next door and just visit now and then.','Katharine Hepburn');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('Without discipline, theres no life at all.','Katharine Hepburn');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('All is flux, nothing stays still.','Heraclitus');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('Everything flows; nothing remains.','Heraclitus');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('Greater dooms win greater destinies.','Heraclitus');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('No man ever steps in the same river twice, for its not the same river and hes not the same man.','Heraclitus');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('Nothing endures but change.','Heraclitus');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('Polemos pater panton.','Heraclitus');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('There is nothing permanent except change.','Heraclitus');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('War is the father and king of all: some he has made gods, and some men; some slaves and some free.','Heraclitus');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('... it is to attempt seeing Truth without knowing Falsehood. It is the attempt to see Light without knowing Darkness. It cannot be.','Frank Herbert');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('Beyond a critical point within a finite space, freedom diminishes as numbers increase... the human question is not how many can possibly survive within the system, but what kind of existence is possible for those who do survive.','Frank Herbert');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('I must not fear. Fear is the mind-killer. Fear is the little-death that brings total obliteration. I will face my fear. I will permit it to pass over me and through me. And when it has gone past I will turn the inner eye to see its path. Where the fear has gone there will be nothing. Only I will remain.','Frank Herbert');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('If Wishes were fishes, wed all cast nets.','Frank Herbert');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('If you think of yourselves as helpless and ineffectual, it is certain that you will create a despotic government to be your master. The wise despot, therefore, maintains among his subjects a popular sense that they are helpless and ineffectual.','Frank Herbert');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('Respect for the truth comes close to being the basis for all morality.','Frank Herbert');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('The beginning of knowledge is the discovery of something we do not understand.','Frank Herbert');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('The people I distrust most are those who want to improve our lives but have only one course of action.','Frank Herbert');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('What do you despise? By this are you truly known.','Frank Herbert');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('Without change, something sleeps inside us, and seldom awakens. The sleeper must awaken.','Frank Herbert');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('Lawyers houses are built on the heads of fools.','G Herbert');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('Love and a cough cannot be hid.','George Herbert');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('Skill and confidence are an unconquered army.','George Herbert');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('If it is good, they will stop making it.','Herblocks Law');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('Bigamy is one way of avoiding the painful publicity of divorce and the expense of alimony.','Oliver Herford');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('Manuscript: something submitted in haste and returned at leisure.','Oliver Herford');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('Youre an actor, are you? Well, all that means is: you are irresponsible, irrational, romantic, and incapable of handling an adult emotion or a universal concept without first reducing it to something personal, material, sensational ... - and probably sexual!','George Herman');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('Great deeds are usually wrought at great risks.','Herodotus');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('If a man insisted always on being serious, and never allowed himself a bit of fun and relaxation, he would go mad or become unstable without knowing it.','Herodotus');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('Now that the men of this family are Hellenes, sprung from Perdiccas, as they themselves affirm, is a thing which I can declare on my own knowledge, and which I will hereafter make plainly evident. That they are so has been already adjudged by those who manage the Pan-Hellenic contest at Olympia.','Herodotus');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('Now that these descendants of Perdiccas are Hellenes, as they themselves say, I myself chance to know.','Herodotus');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('Tell your king who sent you how his Hellenic viceroy of Macedonia has received you hospitably...','Herodotus');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('Babies are such a nice way to start people.','Don Herold');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('It takes lots of things to prove you are smart, but only one thing to prove you are ignorant.','Herold');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('The brighter you are, the more you have to learn.','Don Herold');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('There is nobody so irritating as somebody with less intelligence and more sense than we have.','Don Herold');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('When fear admits no hope of safety, Necessity makes dastards valiant men.','Herrick');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('All human discoveries seem to be made only for the purpose of confirming more and more strongly the truths that come from on high and are contained in the sacred writings.','John Frederick Herschel');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('Man does work for profit in order to enjoy pain; but in a positive sense, he works to enjoy the excitement and meaning that achievement provides for his own psychological growth and thereby his happiness.','Frederick Herzberg');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('The most important thing a father can do for his children is to love their mother.','Rev. Hesburgh');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('The very essence of leadership is that you have to have a vision. You cant blow an uncertain trumpet.','Theodore Hesburgh');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('Before the gates of excellence the high gods have placed sweat; long is the road thereto and rough and steep at first; but when the heights are reached, then there is ease, though grievously hard in the winning.','Hesiod');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('Our mind is capable of passing beyond the dividing line we have drawn for it. Beyond the pairs of opposites of which the world consists, other, new insights begin.','Hermann Hesse');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('A war put off is not a war avoided.','C Heston');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('Wedding is destiny, and hanging likewise.','John Heywood');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('Would ye both eat your cake and have your cake?','John Heywood');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('Paranoids are people, too; they have their own problems. Its easy to criticize, but if everybody hated you, youd be paranoid too.','D J Hicks');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('It is certainly possible that the future of human thought is this: that it will be swamped under a flood of human silliness.... It is possible for clever cynical men to control (the many) by supplying them with drugs, by keeping them from reading good books or thinking original thoughts, changing them ultimately into idiots by giving them a good time.','Gilbert Highet');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('Many students, far more than college and university teachers realize, have emotional and intellectual impediments, often without knowing it themselves; and one of the imperative duties of teachers is to diminish or remove them.','Gilbert Highet');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('The aim of those who try to control thought is always the same. They find one single explanation of the world, one system of thought and action that will (they believe) cover everything; and then they try to impose that on all thinking people.','Gilbert Highet');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('These are not books, lumps of lifeless paper, but *minds* alive on the shelves.','Gilbert Highet');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('Those who agree with us may not be right, but we admire their astuteness.','Cullen Hightower');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('We experience moments absolutely free from worry. These brief respites are called panic.','Cullen Hightower');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('We may not imagine how our lives could be more frustrating and complex - but Congress can.','Cullen Hightower');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('Give your local MP work; Dont re-elect him.','Benny Hill');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('Effort only fully releases its reward after a person refuses to quit.','Napoleon Hill');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('The majority of men meet with failure because of their lack of persistence in creating new plans to take the place of those which fail.','Napoleon Hill');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('Dew knot trussed yore spell chequer two fined awl yore mistakes.','Brendan Hills');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('Happiness is not a destination. It is a method of life.','Burton Hills');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('The best political weapon is the weapon of terror. Cruelty commands respect. Men may hate us. But, we dont ask for their love; only for their fear.','Heinrich Himmler');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('As to diseases, make a habit of two things - to help, or at least, to do no harm.','Hippocrates');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('The life so short, the craft so long to learn.','Hippocrates');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('Love is only the game that is not called on account of darkness.','M Hirschfield');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('I heard someone tried the monkeys-on-typewriters bit trying for the plays of W. Shakespeare, but all they got was the collected works of Francis Bacon.','Bill Hirst');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('Im not against the police; Im just afraid of them.','Alfred Hitchcock');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('Seeing a murder on television can help work off ones antagonisms. And if you havent any antagonisms, the commercials will give you some.','Alfred Hitchcock');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('The paperback is very interesting, but I find it will never replace the hardcover book - it makes a very poor doorstop.','Alfred Hitchcock');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('There is no terror in the bang, only in the anticipation of it.','Alfred Hitchcock');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('There is nothing quite so good as burial at sea. It is simple, tidy, and not very incriminating.','Alfred Hitchcock');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('These are bagpipes. I understand the inventor of the bagpipes was inspired when he saw a man carrying an indignant, asthmatic pig under his arm. Unfortunately, the man-made sound never equalled the purity of the sound achieved by the pig.','Alfred Hitchcock');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('When an actor comes to me and wants to discuss his character, I say, Its in the script. If he says, But whats my motivation?,  I say, Your salary.','Alfred Hitchcock');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('A man isnt poor if he can still laugh.','Raymond Hitchcock');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('Time runs backwards, at the end / You turn into a child again / Then youre dust.','Robyn Hitchcock');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('The mind is lowered through association with inferiors. With equals it attains equality; and with superiors, superiority.','The Hitopadesa');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('If you have a difficult task, give it to a lazy person. They will find an easier way to do it.','Hlade');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('There are two ways of constructing a software design: One way is to make it so simple that there are obviously no deficiencies, and the other way is to make it so complicated that there are no obvious deficiencies. The first method is far more difficult.','C A R Hoare');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('An idea is an eye given by God for the seeing of God. Some of these eyes we cannot bear to look out of, we blind them as quickly as possible.','Russell Hoban');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('In the state of nature profit is the measure of right.','Thomas Hobbes');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('Laughter is nothing else but a sudden glory arising from some sudden conception of some eminency in ourselves, by comparison with the infirmity of others, or with our own formerly.','Thomas Hobbes');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('Life in the state of nature is solitary, poor, nasty, brutish, and short.','Thomas Hobbes');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('The tendency of all strong Governments has always been to suppress liberty, partly in order to ease the processes of rule, partly from sheer disbelief in innovation.','J A Hobson');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('I find that a man is as old as his work. If his work keeps him from moving forward, he will look forward with the work.','William Ernest Hocking');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('There is no law that vulgarity and literary excellence cannot coexist.','A Trevor Hodge');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('I just need enough to tide me over until I need more.','Bill Hoest');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('When youre away, Im restless, lonely Wretched, bored, dejected; only heres the rub, my darling dear, I feel the same when you are here.','Samuel Hoffenstein');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('Faith in a holy cause is to a considerable extent a substitute for lost faith in ourselves.','Eric Hoffer');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('It sometimes seems that intense desire creates not only its own opportunities, but its own talents.','Eric Hoffer');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('Passionate hatred can give meaning and purpose to an empty life.','Eric Hoffer');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('The fear of becoming a has-been keeps some people from becoming anything.','Eric Hoffer');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('The feeling of being hurried is not usually the result of living a full life and having no time. It is, rather, born of a vague fear that we are wasting our life.','Eric Hoffer');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('To have a grievance is to have a purpose in life.','Eric Hoffer');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('To the frustrated, freedom from responsibility is more attractive than freedom from restraint.','Eric Hoffer');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('You can discover what your enemy fears most by observing the means he uses to frighten you.','Eric Hoffer');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('Sacred cows make the tastiest hamburger.','Abbie Hoffman');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('Test the government, not the people; thats what democracy is all about.','Abbie Hoffman');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('The first duty of a revolutionary is to get away with it.','Abbie Hoffman');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('Love is like pi - natural, irrational, and very important.','Lisa Hoffman');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('I share the belief of many of my contemporaries that the spiritual crisis pervading all spheres of Western industrial society can be remedied only by a change in our world view. We shall have to shift from the materialistic, dualistic belief that people and their environment are separate, toward a new consciousness of an all reality, which embraces the experiencing ego, a reality in which people feel their oneness with animate nature and all of creation.','Doctor Albert Hofmann');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('Scientists are the easiest to fool. They think in straight, predictable, directable, and therefore misdirectable, lines. The only world they know is the one where everything has a logical explanation and things are what they appear to be. Children and co.','James P Hogan');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('Success is like a fart - only your own smells nice.','James P Hogan');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('It depends on your definition of asleep. They were not stretched out. They had their eyes closed. They were seated at their desks with their heads in a nodding position.','John Hogan, Commonwealth Edison Supervisor of News, responding to a charge by a Nuclear Regulatory Commission inspector that two Dresden Nuclear Plant operators were sleeping on the job');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('Hell is paved with good samaritans.','William M Holden');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('Joys divided are increased.','Josiah Gilbert Holland');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('The temple of art is built in words.','Josiah Gilbert Holland');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('They think they can make fuel from horse manure.... Now, I dont know if your car will be able to get 30 miles to the gallon, but its sure gonna put a stop to siphoning.','Billie Holliday');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('The problem that we face is a collective responsibility in order to balance on the one hand the competitive enterprise system from which innovation, entrepreneurship and new products and new processes come and, on the other hand, a sensible series of restraints. To try to wish away one or the other, to say that government can produce the products and services, or that the enterprise system can take care of the public good, I think, is misreading the times.','J Herbert Hollomon');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('Yes, we love peace, but we are not willing to take wounds for it, as we are for war.','John Andrew Holmes');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('The universe is not hostile, nor yet is it unfriendly. It is simply indifferent.','John H Holmes');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('Alas for those who never sing but die with all their music in them.','Oliver Wendell Holmes');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('As life is action and passion, it is required of man that he should share the passion and action of his time, at peril of being judged not to have lived.','Oliver Wendell Holmes, Jr');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('Beware how you take away hope from another human being.','Oliver Wendell Holmes');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('Death tugs at my ear and says: "Live, I am coming."','Oliver Wendell Holmes, Sr');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('Every calling is great when greatly pursued.','Oliver Wendell Holmes');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('I hate facts. I always say the chief end of man is to form general propositions ... adding that no general proposition is worth a damn.','Oliver Wendell Holmes, Jr');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('It is by no means certain that our individual personality is the single inhabitant of these our corporeal frames... We all do things both awake and asleep which surprise us. Perhaps we have cotenants in this house we live in.','Oliver Wendell Holmes');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('Life is painting a picture, not doing a sum.','Oliver Wendell Holmes');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('Mans mind, once stretched by a new idea, never regains its original dimensions.','Oliver Wendell Holmes, Jr');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('Men do not quit playing because they grow old; they grow old because they quit playing.','Oliver Wendell Holmes');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('Ones mind, once stretched by a new idea, never regains its original dimensions.','Oliver Wendell Holmes');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('Pretty much all the honest truth telling in the world is done by children.','Oliver Wendell Holmes');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('Speak clearly, if you speak at all; carve every word before you let it fall.','Oliver Wendell Holmes, Jr');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('Sweet is the scene where genial friendship plays The pleasing game of interchanging praise.','Oliver Wendell Holmes');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('The great thing in the world is not so much where we start as in what direction we are moving.','Oliver Wendell Holmes');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('The mind of a bigot is like the pupil of the eye. The more light you shine on it, the more it will contract.','Oliver Wendell Holmes, Jr');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('The right to swing my fist ends where the other mans nose begins.','Oliver Wendell Holmes');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('To have doubted ones own first principles is the mark of a civilized man.','Oliver Wendell Holmes');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('We have to choose, and for my part I think it a less evil that some criminals should escape than that the government should play an ignoble part.','Oliver Wendell Holmes');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('We should be eternally vigilant against attempts to check the expression of opinions that we loathe.','Oliver Wendell Holmes, Jr');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('Where we love is home, home that our feet may leave, but not our hearts.','Oliver Wendell Holmes');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('The true test of character is not how much we know how to do, but how we behave when we dont know what to do.','John Holt');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('There it was, hidden in alphabetical order.','Rita Holt');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('In the sciences, we are now uniquely privileged to sit side by side with the giants on whose shoulders we stand.','Gerald Holton');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('A man dies still if he has done nothing, as one who has done much.','Homer');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('At last is Hector stretchd upon the plain, Who feard no vengeance for Patroclus slain: Then, Prince! You should have feard, what now you feel; Achilles absent was Achilles still: Yet a short space the great avenger stayed, Then low in dust thy strength and glory laid.','Homer');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('There is nothing nobler or more admirable than when two people who see eye to eye keep house as man and wife, confounding their enemies and delighting their friends.','Homer');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('Winged words.','Homer');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('The public doesnt want new music; the main thing it demands of a composer is that he be dead.','Arthur Honegger');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('Those who say life is worth living at any cost have already written for themselves an epitaph of infamy, for there is no cause and no person they will not betray to stay alive.','Sidney Hook');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('Ambition is the glorious frailty of the noble mind.','Hoole');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('I slept and dreamed that life was beauty. I awoke ... and found that life was duty.','Ellen Stugis Hooper');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('Blessed are the young for they shall inherit the national debt.','Herbert Hoover');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('I regret to say that we of the FBI are powerless to act in cases of oral-genital intimacy, unless it has in some way obstructed interstate commerce.','John Edgar Hoover');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('Justice is incidental to law and order.','John Edgar Hoover');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('Blessed are the young, for they shall inherit the national debt.','Herbert HooverBorens Law');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('If you havent any charity in your heart, you have the worst kind of heart trouble.','Bob Hope');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('You know youre getting old when the candles cost more than the cake.','Bob Hope');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('If there is no God, who pops up the next Kleenex?','Art Hoppe');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('Acquittal of the guilty damns the judge.','Horace');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('Adversity has the effect of eliciting talents, which in prosperous circumstances would have lain dormant.','Horace');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('Adversity reveals genius, prosperity conceals it.','Horace');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('He has the deed half done who has made a beginning.','Horace');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('He is armed without who is innocent within, be this thy screen, and this thy wall of brass.','Horace');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('He tosses aside his paint-pots and his words a foot and a half long.','Horace');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('I have completed a monument more lasting than brass.','Horace');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('I strive to be brief, and I become obscure.','Horace');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('It is your business, when the wall next door catches fire.','Horace');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('Lawyers are men who hire out their words and anger.','Horace');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('Leave the rest to the gods.','Horace');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('Mingle some brief folly with your wisdom.','Horace');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('Nothing is too high for the daring of mortals: we storm heaven itself in our folly.','Horace');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('Nothings beautiful from every point of view.','Horace');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('Now is the time for drinking, now the time to beat the earth with unfettered foot.','Horace');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('Once a word has been allowed to escape, it cannot be recalled.','Horace');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('Patience makes lighter What sorrow may not heal.','Horace');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('Seize the day, put no trust in tomorrow. [Carpe diem, quam minimum credula postero.]','Horace');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('The world is a tragedy to those who feel, but a comedy to those who think.','Horace');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('You have played enough; you have eaten and drunk enough. Now it is time for you to depart.','Horace');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('As a criminal organization, the Federal government makes the Mafia look like a bunch of purse snatchers.','Kevin S Van Horn');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('Adversity borrows its sharpest sting from our impatience.','Bishop Horne');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('The real world is a special case.','Horngrens Observation (generalized)');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('Come to think of it, there are already a million monkeys on a million typewriters, and the Usenet is NOTHING like Shakespeare!','Blair Houghton');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('When youre a lawyer, you expect your client to lie to you, but not when he is the president.','Dick Houser');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('... And malt does more than Milton can to justify Gods ways to man.','A E Housman');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('When your dreams tire, they go underground and out of kindness thats where they stay.','Libby Houston');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('I would give no thought of what the world might say of me, if I could only transmit to posterity the reputation of an honest man.','Sam Houston');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('There is nothing better for the spirit or the body than a love affair. It elevates the thoughts and flattens the stomachs.','Barbara Howar');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('A man should be taller, older, heavier, uglier, and hoarser than his wife.','Edgar Watson Howe');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('A thief believes everybody steals.','E W Howe');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('Families with babies and families without babies are sorry for each other.','Ed Howe');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('If you dont learn to laugh at trouble, you wont have anything to laugh at when youre old.','Ed Howe');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('The sounder your argument, the more satisfaction you get out of it.','Edward W Howe');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('When a friend is in trouble, dont annoy him by asking if there is anything you can do. Think up something appropriate and do it.','E W Howe');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('Once a photograph of the Earth, taken from outside, is available, a new idea as powerful as any other in history will be let loose.','Fred Hoyle');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('There is a coherent plan in the universe, though I dont know what its a plan for.','Fred Hoyle');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('A conservative is a man who is too cowardly to fight and too fat to run.','Elbert Hubbard');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('A friend is one who knows you and loves you just the same.','Elbert Hubbard');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('A man who marries a woman to educate her falls a victim to the same fallacy as the woman who marries a man to reform him.','Elbert Hubbard');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('Art is not a thing; it is a way.','Elbert Hubbard');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('Do not take life too seriously. You will never get out of it alive.','Elbert Hubbard');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('Editor: a person employed by a newspaper, whose business it is to separate the wheat from the chaff, and to see that the chaff is printed.','Elbert Hubbard');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('Folks who never do any more than they are paid for, never get paid more that they do.','Elbert Hubbard');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('Genius may have its limitations, but stupidity is not thus handicapped.','Elbert Hubbard');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('Gossip is only the lack of a worthy memory.','Elbert Hubbard');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('How many a man has thrown up his hands at a time when a little more effort, a little more patience would have achieved success?','Elbert Hubbard');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('I believe in courtesy, in kindness, in generosity, in good cheer, in friendship and in honest competition. I believe there is something doing somewhere, for every man ready to do it. I believe Im ready, RIGHT NOW.','Elbert Hubbard');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('If pleasures are greatest in anticipation, just remember that this is also true of trouble.','Elbert Hubbard');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('If you cant answer a mans argument, all is not lost; you can still call him vile names.','Elbert Hubbard');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('If you want work well done, select a busy man ... the other kind has no time.','Elbert Hubbard');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('Life in abundance comes only through great love.','Elbert Hubbard');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('Life is just one damned thing after another.','Elbert Hubbard');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('Live truth instead of professing it.','Elbert Hubbard');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('Many a mans reputation would not know his character if they met on the street.','Elbert Hubbard');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('Men are punished by their sins, not for them.','Elbert Hubbard');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('Men are rich only as they give. He who gives great service gets great rewards.','Elbert Hubbard');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('Never explain - your friends do not need it and your enemies will not believe you anyway.','Elbert Hubbard');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('No one ever gets far unless he accomplishes the impossible at least once a day.','Elbert Hubbard');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('One can endure sorrow alone, but it takes two to be glad.','Elbert Hubbard');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('One machine can do the work of fifty ordinary men. No machine can do the work of one extraordinary man.','Elbert Hubbard');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('So long as governments set the example of killing their enemies, private citizens will occasionally kill theirs.','Elbert Hubbard');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('The ineffable joy of forgiving and being forgiven forms an ecstasy that might well arouse the envy of the gods.','Elbert Hubbard');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('The love we give away is the only love we keep.','Elbert Hubbard');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('The man who is anybody and who does anything is surely going to be criticized, vilified, and misunderstood. That is part of the penalty for greatness, and every great man understands it; and understands, too, that it is no proof of greatness. The final proof of greatness lies in being able to endure continuously without resentment.','Elbert Hubbard');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('The secret of success is this: there is no secret of success.','Elbert Hubbard');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('The supernatural is the natural not yet understood.','Elbert Hubbard');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('This will never be a civilized country until we expend more money for books than we do for chewing gum.','Elbert Hubbard');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('To avoid criticism, do nothing, say nothing, and be nothing.','Elbert Hubbard');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('You can lead a boy to college but you cannot make him think.','Elbert Hubbard');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('Your friend is that man who knows all about you, and still likes you.','Elbert Hubbard');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('The greatest mistake you can make in life is to be continually fearing that you will make one.','Ellen Hubbard');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('Honesty pays, but it doesnt seem to pay enough to suit some people.','F M Hubbard');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('A grouch escapes so many little annoyances that it almost pays to be one.','Kin Hubbard');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('Beauty is only skin deep, but its a valuable asset if youre poor or havent any sense.','Kin Hubbard');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('Boys will be boys, and so will a lot of middle-aged men.','Kin Hubbard');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('Classical music is the kind we keep thinking will turn into a tune.','Kin Hubbard');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('Dont knock the weather; nine-tenths of the people couldnt start a conversation if it didnt change once in a while.','Kin Hubbard');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('Honesty pays, but it dont seem to pay enough to suit some people.','Kin Hubbard');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('It is pretty hard to tell what does bring happiness; perty and wealth have both failed.','Kin Hubbard');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('Kindness goes a long ways lots of times when it ought to stay at home.','Kin Hubbard');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('Lots of folks confuse bad management with destiny.','Kin Hubbard');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('Nobody kicks on being interrupted if its by applause.','Kin Hubbard');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('Now and then an innocent man is sent to the legislature.','Kin Hubbard');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('Peace has its victories no less than war, but it doesnt have as many monuments to unveil.','Kin Hubbard');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('Some folks can look so busy doing nuthin that they seem indispensable.','Kin Hubbard');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('The fellow that agrees with everything you say is either a fool or he is getting ready to skin you.','Kin Hubbard');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('The only way to entertain some folks is to listen to them.','Kin Hubbard');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('When a fellow says it aint the money but the principle of the thing, its the money.','Kin Hubbard');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('If you really want to make a lot of money, start your own religion.','L Ron Hubbard');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('The way to make money is to start your own religion.','L Ron Hubbard');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('I believe virtually everything I read, and I think that is what makes me more of a selective human being than someone who doesnt believe anything.','David St Hubbins');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('Well, Im sure Id feel much worse if I werent under such heavy sedation.','David St Hubbins');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('And now, in keeping with Channel 40s policy of always bringing you the latest in blood and guts, in living colour, youre about to see another first ... an attempted suicide.','Chris Hubbock, who shot herself during a broadcast');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('Make no little plans. They have no Magic to stir Mens blood.','D B Hudson');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('Never have partners.','Hughes');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('A man has to live with himself, and he should see to it that he always has good company.','Charles Evans Hughes');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('Hold fast to dreams for if dreams die, life is a broken winged bird that cannot fly.','Langston Hughes');