INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('Humour is laughing at what you havent got when you ought to have it.','Langston Hughes');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('I swear to the Lord I still cant see Why Democracy means Everybody but me.','Langston Hughes');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('Its more than a game. Its an institution.','Thomas Hughes');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('A compliment is like a kiss through a veil.','Victor Hugo');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('An invasion of armies can be resisted; and invasion of ideas cannot be resisted.','Victor Hugo');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('Certain thoughts are prayers. There are moments when, whatever be the attitude of the body, the soul is on its knees.','Victor Hugo');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('I had a dream my life would be different from this hell I am living, so different from what it seemed. Now life has killed the dream I dreamed.','Victor Hugo');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('Laughter is the sun that drives winter from the human face.','Victor Hugo');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('Life is the flower for which love is the honey.','Victor Hugo');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('Music expresses that which can not be said and on which it is impossible to be silent.','Victor Hugo');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('Nothing else in the world... not all the armies... is so powerful as an idea whose time has come.','Victor Hugo');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('Russell Lowell No man is more unhappy than the one who is never in adversity; the greatest affliction of life is never to be afflicted. Adversity makes men, and prosperity makes monsters.','Victor Marie Hugo');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('The supreme happiness in life is the conviction that we are loved; loved for ourselves, or rather, loved in spite of ourselves.','Victor Hugo');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('There is nothing like a dream to create the future.','Victor Hugo');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('There is nothing more powerful than an idea whose time has come.','Victor Marie Hugo');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('There is one thing stronger than all the armies in the world, and that is an idea whose time has come.','Victor Hugo');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('Thought is the labour of the intellect, reverie is its pleasure.','Victor Hugo');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('When a woman is talking to you, listen to what she says with her eyes.','Victor Hugo');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('Hypocrisy is the lubricant of society.','David Hull');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('We all of us need assistance. Those who sustain others themselves want to be sustained.','Maurice Hulst');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('There is a country is Europe where multiple-choice tests are illegal.','Sigfried Hulzer');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('A propensity to hope and joy is real riches; one to fear and sorrow real poverty.','Hume');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('What a peculiar privilege has this little agitation of the brain which we call thought.','Hume');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('Computers are utterly subversive of dictatorships because they are such a powerful instrument of communication.','Brit Hume');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('Beauty in things exists in the mind which contemplates them.','David Hume');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('Reason is and ought to be the slave of the passions and can never pretend to any other office than to serve and obey them.','David Hume');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('Where ambition can cover its enterprises, even to the person himself, under the appearance of principle, it is the most incurable and inflexible of passions.','David Hume');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('The impersonal hand of government can never replace the helping hand of a neighbour.','Hubert H Humphrey');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('The right to be heard does not automatically include the right to be taken seriously.','Hubert H Humphrey');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('An undefined problem has an infinite number of solutions.','Robert A Humphrey');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('No one is entitled to the truth.','E Howard Hunt');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('Affection, like melancholy, magnifies trifles; but the magnifying of the one is like looking through a telescope at heavenly objects; that of the other, like enlarging monsters with a microscope.','Leigh Hunt');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('Sometimes we live no particular way but our own. Sometimes we visit your country and live in your home. Sometimes we ride on your horses, sometimes we walk alone. Sometimes the songs that we sing are just songs of our own.','Robert Hunter');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('Love, I find, is like singing. Everybody can do enough to satisfy themselves, though it may not impress the neighbours as being very much.','Zora Neale Hurston');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('O holy simplicity!','John Huss');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('I prefer to think that God is not dead, just drunk.','John Marcellus Huston');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('The death of democracy is not likely to be an assassination from ambush. It will be a slow extinction from apathy, indifference, and undernourishment.','Robert Hutchins');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('After silence, that which comes nearest to expressing the inexpressible is Music.','Aldous Huxley');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('An unexciting truth may be eclipsed by a thrilling lie.','Aldous Huxley');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('Experience is not what happens to a man; it is what a man does with what happens to him.','Aldous Huxley');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('Experience teaches only the teachable.','Aldous Huxley');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('Facts do not cease to exist because they are ignored.','Aldous Huxley');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('Folly is often more cruel in the consequences than malice can be in the intent.','Aldous Huxley');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('From their experience or from the recorded experience of others (history), men learn only what their passions and their metaphysical prejudices allow them to learn.','Aldous Huxley');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('I can sympathise with peoples pains, but not with their pleasures. There is something curiously boring about somebody elses happiness.','Aldous Huxley');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('I wanted to change the world. But I have found that the only thing one can be sure of changing is oneself.','Aldous Huxley');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('It is the customary fate of new truths to begin as heresies and to end as superstitions.','Aldous Huxley');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('Maybe this world is another planets Hell.','Aldous Huxley');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('Perhaps the most valuable result of all education is the ability to make yourself do the thing you have to do, when it ought to be done, whether you like it or not.','Aldous Huxley');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('Silence is as full of potential wisdom and wit as the unhewn marble of a great sculpture.','Aldous Huxley');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('Technological progress has merely provided us with more efficient means for going backwards.','Aldous Huxley');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('That men do not learn very much from the lessons of history is the most important of all the lessons of history.','Aldous Huxley');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('The charm of history and its enigmatic lesson consist in the fact that, from age to age, nothing changes and yet everything is completely different.','Aldous Huxley');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('The only completely consistent people are the dead.','Aldous Huxley');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('Theres only one corner of the universe you can be certain of improving, and thats your own self. So you have to begin there, not outside, not on other people. That comes afterwards, when you have worked on your own corner.','Aldous Huxley');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('To us, the moment 8:17 A.M. means something - something very important, if it happens to be the starting time of our daily train. To our ancestors, such an odd eccentric instant was without significance - did not even exist. In inventing the locomotive, Watt and Stevenson were part inventors of time.','Aldous Huxley');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('We participate in a tragedy; at a comedy we only look.','Aldous Huxley');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('Words form the thread on which we string our experiences.','Aldous Huxley');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('You never see animals going through the absurd and often horrible fooleries of magic and religion. Only man behaves with such gratuitous folly. It is the price he has to pay for being intelligent but not, as yet, intelligent enough.','Aldous Huxley');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('You shall know the truth, and the truth shall make you mad.','Aldous Huxley');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('Agnosticism simply means that a man shall not say he knows or believes that for which he has no grounds for professing to believe.','Thomas Huxley');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('Every great advance in natural knowledge has involved the absolute rejection of authority.','Thomas Henry Huxley');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('If a little knowledge is dangerous, where is the man who has so much as to be out of danger?','Thomas Henry Huxley');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('Irrationally held truths may be more harmful than reasoned errors.','Thomas Henry Huxley');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('The great tragedy of science, the slaying of a beautiful theory by an ugly fact.','Thomas Henry Huxley');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('The known is finite, the unknown infinite; intellectually we stand on an islet in the midst of in illimitable ocean of inexplicability. Our business in every generation is to reclaim a little more land.','Thomas H Huxley');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('The rung of a ladder was never meant to rest upon, but only to hold a mans foot long enough to enable him to put the other somewhat higher.','Thomas Henry Huxley');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('My father always used to say that when you die, if youve got five real friends, youve had a great life.','Lee Iacocca');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('Every hard-boiled egg is yellow inside. It is better to be the widow of a hero than the wife of a coward.','Dolores Ibarruri');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('I hold that man is in the right who is most closely in league with the future.','Henrik Ibsen');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('The strongest man in the world is he who stands alone.','Henrik Ibsen');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('Im bisexual. When ever I want sex I can buy it.','Eric Idle');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('People think we make $3 million and $4 million a year. They dont realize that most of us only make $500,000.','Baseball player Pete Incaviglia');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('It is astonishing with how little wisdom mankind can be governed, when that little wisdom is its own.','W R Inge');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('Religion is superstition enslaving a philosophy.','Inge');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('The church is only a secular institution in which the halfeducated speak to the halfconverted.','William Ralph Inge');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('Worry is interest paid on trouble before it is due.','William Ralph Inge');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('A crime against god is a demonstrated impossibility.','Ingersoll');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('An honest god is the noblest work of man.','Robert Green Ingersoll');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('As long as woman regards the Bible as the charter of her rights, she will be the slave of man. The bible was not written by a woman. Within its leaves there is nothing but humiliation and shame for her.','Robert G Ingersoll');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('Colleges are places where pebbles are polished and diamonds are dimmed.','Robert G Ingersoll');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('Courage without conscience is a wild beast.','Robert G Ingersoll');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('Few rich men own their own property. The property owns them.','Robert G Ingersoll');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('God has always resembled his creators. He hated and loved what they hated and loved and he was invariably found on the side of those in power. ... Most of the gods were pleased with sacrifice, and the smell of innocent blood has ever been considered a divine perfume.','Robert Green Ingersoll');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('Happiness is not a reward-it is a consequence. Suffering is not a punishment-it is a result.','Robert Green Ingersoll');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('Heresy is a cradle; orthodoxy a coffin.','Robert Ingersoll');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('Hope is the only universal liar who never loses his reputation for veracity.','Robert G Ingersoll');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('I would rather live and love where death is king than have eternal life where love is not.','Robert G Ingersoll');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('In nature, there are neither rewards nor punishment - there are consequences.','Robert G Ingersoll');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('In the republic of mediocrity genius is dangerous.','Robert G Ingersoll');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('It is a blessed thing that in every age someone has had the individuality enough and courage enough to stand by his own convictions.','Robert Green Ingersoll');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('It is an old habit with theologians to beat the living with the bones of the dead.','Robert G Ingersoll');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('Orthodoxy cannot afford to put out the fires of hell.','Ingersoll');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('Surely every human being ought to attain to the dignity of the unit. Surely it is worth while to be one, and to feel that the census of the universe would be incomplete without counting you. Surely there is grandeur in knowing that in the realm of thought you are without a chain; that you have the right to explore all heights and all depths; that there are no walls or fences, or prohibited places, or sacred corners in all the vast expanse of thought; that your intellect owes no allegiance to any being, human or divine; that you hold all in fee, and upon no condition, and by no tenure, whatsoever; that in the world of mind you are relieved from all personal dictation, and from the ignorant tyranny of majorities. Surely it is worth something to feel that there are no priests, no popes, no parties, no governments, no kings, no gods, to whom your intellect can be compelled to pay a reluctant homage. Surely it is a joy to know that all the cruel ingenuity of bigotry can devise no prison, no dungeon, no cell in which for one instant to confine a thought; that ideas cannot be dislocated by racks, nor crushed in iron boots, nor burned with fire. Surely it is sublime to think that the brain is a castle, and that within its curious bastions and winding halls the soul, in spite of all worlds and all beings, is the supreme sovereign of itself.','Robert Green Ingersoll');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('The greatest test of courage on earth is to bear defeat without losing heart.','Robert G Ingersoll');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('We are not accountable for the sins of Adam.','Robert G Ingersoll');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('Why should I allow that same God to tell me how to raise my kids who had to drown His own?','Ingersoll');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('With soap, baptism is a good thing.','Robert G Ingersoll');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('Asking an incumbent member of Congress to vote for term limits is a bit like asking a chicken to vote for Colonel Sanders.','Bob Inglis');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('Ideologies separate us. Dreams and anguish bring us together.','Eugene Ionesco');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('Because modelling is lucrative, Im able to save up and be more particular about the acting roles I take.','Kathy Ireland');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('A kind heart is a fountain of gladness, making everything in its vicinity freshen into smiles.','Washington Irving');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('A womans life is a history of the affections.','Washington Irving');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('Society is like a lawn, where every roughness is smoothed, every bramble eradicated, and where the eye is delighted by the smiling verdure of a velvet surface. He, however, who would study nature in its wildness and variety, must plunge into the forest, must explore the glen, must stem the torrent, and dare the precipice.','Washington Irving');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('There is a certain relief in change, even though it be from bad to worse! As I have often found in travelling in a stagecoach, that it is often a comfort to shift ones position, and be bruised in a new place.','Washington Irving');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('And He shall judge among the nations, and shall rebuke many people: and they shall beat their swords into plowshares, and their spears into pruning hooks: nation shall not lift up sword against nation, neither shall they learn war any more.','Isaiah, 2:4');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('It is your privilege, as one who has been blessed with untrammelled freedom, to consider all Hellas your fatherland, as did the founder of your race.','Isokratis, to Philip');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('A camel is a horse designed by committee.','Sir Alec Issigonis');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('Virtue herself is her own fairest reward.','Silius Italicus');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('By the time (the Leaning Tower of Pisa) was 10% built, everyone knew it would be a total disaster. But the investment was so big they felt compelled to go on. Since its completion, it cost a fortune to maintain and is still in danger of collapsing. There are no plans to replace it, since it was never needed in the first place. I expect every installation has its own pet software which is analogous to the above.','Ken Iverson');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('I have been attacked by Rush Limbaugh on the air, an experience somewhat akin to being gummed by a newt. It doesnt actually hurt, but it leaves you with slimy stuff on your ankle.','Molly Ivins');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('A fine is a tax for doing wrong. A tax is a fine for doing well.','Wes Izzard');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('The road to truth is long, and lined the entire way with annoying bastards.','Alexander Jablokov');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('One man with courage makes a majority.','Andrew Jackson');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('Beware of your habits. The better they are the more surely they will be your undoing.','Holbrook Jackson');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('Man is a dogs idea of what God should be.','Holbrook Jackson');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('No man is ever old enough to know better.','Holbrook Jackson');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('Why did Nature create man? Was it to show that she is big enough to make mistakes, or was it pure ignorance?','Holbrook Jackson');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('Two rights dont make a wrong, but three will get you back on the freeway.','James Wesley Jackson');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('If my mind can conceive it, and my heart can believe it, I know I can achieve it.','Jesse Jackson');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('Never look down on anybody unless you helping him up.','Jesse Jackson');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('Weve removed the ceiling above our dreams. There are no more impossible dreams.','Jesse Jackson');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('The price of freedom of religion or of speech or of the press is that we must put up with, and even pay for, a good deal of rubbish.','Justice Robert Jackson');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('The will to win is worthless if you dont get paid for it.','Reggie Jackson');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('All over Washington today, the politicians and the power brokers are happy. In fact, if you listen closely, you can hear the sound of champagne corks popping.','Term Limits Executive Director Paul Jacob');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('No mans life, liberty, or property are safe while the legislature is in session.','Jacquins Postulate on Democratic Government');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('Governments, like physicians, must simultaneously be the masters and the servants of those whom they govern.','Harry V Jaffa');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('There is no difference between man and man, as there is between man and beast or between man and God, that makes one by nature the ruler of another. This does not mean that there are not wide differences among men, or that it is not often to the advantage of some to be ruled by others.','Harry V Jaffa');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('Let us be of good cheer, remembering that the misfortunes hardest to bear are those which never happen.','James');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('Common sense and a sense of humour are the same thing, moving at different speeds. A sense of humour is just common sense, dancing.','Clive James');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('It is only when they go wrong that machines remind you how powerful they are.','Clive James');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('It was one of those perfect English autumnal days which occur more frequently in memory than in life.','P D James');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('A great many people think they are thinking when they are merely rearranging their prejudices.','William James');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('Believe that life is worth living and your belief will help create the fact.','William James');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('Faith means belief in something concerning which doubt is theoretically possible.','William James');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('Genius is the art of nonhabitual thought.','William James');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('Let everything you do be done as if it makes a difference.','William James');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('Organization and method mean much, but contagious human characters mean more in a university, where a few undisciplinables ... may be infinitely more precious than a faculty full of orderly routinists.','William James');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('Religion is a monumental chapter in the history of human egotism.','William James');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('Same old slippers, Same old rice; Same old glimpse of paradise.','William James');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('The art of being wise is the art of knowing what to overlook.','William James');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('The best use of life is to spend it for something that outlasts life.','William James');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('The community stagnates without the impulse of the individual. The impulse dies away without the sympathy of the community.','William James');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('The deepest principle in human nature is the craving to be appreciated.','William James');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('The great use of life is to spend it for something that will outlast it.','William James');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('The greatest discovery of my generation is that human beings can alter their lives by altering their attitudes of mind.','William James');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('The greatest use of a life is to spend it on something that will outlast it.','William James');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('This life is worth living, we can say, since it is what we make it.','William James');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('To give up pretensions is as blessed a relief as to get them ratified.','William James');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('We all want our friends to tell us our bad qualities; it is only the particular ass that does so that we cant tolerate.','William James');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('Whenever two men meet there are really six people present. There is each man as he sees himself, each man as the other sees him, and each man as he really is.','William James');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('In morals, what begins in fear usually ends in wickedness; in religion, what begins in fear usually ends in fanaticism. Fear, either as a principle or a motive, is the beginning of all evil.','Mrs Jameson');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('The mysterious is always attractive. People will always follow a veil.','Bede Jarrett');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('The world needs anger. The world often continues to allow evil because it isnt angry enough.','Bede Jarrett');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('God is the tangential point between zero and infinity.','Alfred Jarry');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('Love can sometimes be magic. But magic can sometimes... just be an illusion.','Javan');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('From Watergate we learned what generations before us have known; our Constitution works. And during Watergate years it was interpreted again so as to reaffirm that no one - absolutely no one - is above the law.','Leon Jaworski');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('... a wise and frugal government which shall restrain men from injuring one another, shall leave them otherwise free to regulate their own pursuits of industry and improvement, and shall not take from the mouth of labour the bread it has earned.','Thomas Jefferson');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('... God forbid we should ever be twenty years without such a rebellion. The people cannot be all, and always, well informed. The part which is wrong will be discontented, in proportion to the importance of the facts they misconceive. If they remain quiet under such misconceptions, it is lethargy, the forerunner of death to the public liberty. ... And what country can preserve its liberties, if its rulers are not warned from time to time, that this people preserve the spirit of resistance? Let them take arms. The remedy is to set them right as to the facts, pardon and pacify them. What signify a few lives lost in a century or two? The tree of liberty must be refreshed from time to time, with the blood of patriots and tyrants. It is its natural manure.','Thomas Jefferson');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('... wise and frugal government which shall restrain men from injuring one another, [and] shall leave them otherwise free to regulate their own pursuits.','Thomas Jefferson');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('A Bill of Rights is what the people are entitled to against every government, and what no just government should refuse, or rest on inference.','Thomas Jefferson');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('A coward is much more exposed to quarrels than a man of spirit.','Thomas Jefferson');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('A people who expect to be ignorant and free expect what never will, and never can, be.','Thomas Jefferson');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('And the day will come when the mystical generation of Jesus, by the supreme being as his father in the womb of a virgin will be classed with the fable of the generation of Minerve in the brain of Jupiter. But may we hope that the dawn of reason and freedom of thought in these United States will do away with this artificial scaffolding, and restore to us the primitive and genuine doctrines of this most venerated reformer of human errors.','Thomas Jefferson');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('As government grows, freedom recedes.','Thomas Jefferson');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('But a short time elapsed after the death of the great reformer of the Jewish religion, before his principles were departed from by those who professed to be his special servants, and perverted into an engine for enslaving mankind, and aggrandizing their oppressors in Church and State.','Thomas Jefferson');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('But friendship is precious, not only in the shade, but in the sunshine of life; and thanks to a benevolent arrangement of things, the greater part of life is sunshine.','Thomas Jefferson');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('But the greatest of all reformers of the depraved religion of his own country was Jesus of Nazareth. Abstracting what is really his from the rubbish in which it is buried, easily distinguished by its lustre from the dross of his biographers, and as separable as the diamond from the dunghill, we have the outlines of a system of the most sublime morality which has ever fallen from the lips of man; outlines which it is lamentable he did not live to fill up... The establishment of the innocent and genuine character of this benevolent moralist, and the rescuing it from the imputation of imposture, which has resulted from artificial systems*, invented by ultra-Christian sects, unauthorized by a single word ever uttered by him, is a most desirable object... *eg. The immaculate conception of Jesus, his deification, the creation of the world by him, his miraculous powers, his resurrection and visible ascension, his corporeal presence in the Eucharist, the Trinity; original sin, atonement, regeneration, election, orders of Hierarchy, etc.','Thomas Jefferson');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('Creeds have been the bane of the Christian church ... made of Christendom a slaughter-house.','Thomas Jefferson');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('Do not bite at the bait of pleasure till you know there is no hook.','Thomas Jefferson');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('Enlighten people generally, and tyranny and oppressions of body and mind will vanish like evil spirits at the dawn of day.','Thomas Jefferson');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('Error of opinion may be tolerated where reason is left free to combat it.','Thomas Jefferson');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('Good wine is a necessity of life for me.','Thomas Jefferson');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('He is less remote from the truth who believes nothing, than he who believes what is wrong.','Thomas Jefferson');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('History I believe furnishes no example of a priest-ridden people maintaining a free civil government. This marks the lowest grade of ignorance, of which their political as well as religious leaders will always avail themselves for their own purpose.','Thomas Jefferson');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('Honesty is the 1st chapter in the book of wisdom.','Thomas Jefferson');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('I believe that justice is instinct and innate, the moral sense is as much a part of our constitution as the threat of feeling, seeing and hearing.','Thomas Jefferson');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('I cannot live without books.','Thomas Jefferson');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('I contemplate with sovereign reverence the act of the whole American people which declared that their legislature should make no law respecting an establishment of religion, or prohibiting the free exercise thereof, thus building a wall of separation between church and state.','Thomas Jefferson');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('I do not find in orthodox Christianity one redeeming feature.','Jefferson');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('I do not take a single newspaper, nor read one a month, and I feel myself infinitely the happier for it.','Thomas Jefferson');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('I find that the harder I work, the more luck I seem to have.','Thomas Jefferson');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('I have seen enough of one war never to wish to see another.','Thomas Jefferson');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('I have sworn upon the altar of God eternal hostility against every form of tyranny over the mind of man.','Thomas Jefferson');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('I know my own principles to be pure and therefore am not ashamed of them. On the contrary, I wish them known and therefore willingly express them to everyone. They are the same I have acted on from the year 1775 to this day, and are the same, I am sure, with those of the great body of the American people.','Thomas Jefferson');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('I know of no safe repository of the ultimate power of society but the people. And if we think them not enlightened enough, the remedy is not to take power from them, but to inform them by education.','Thomas Jefferson');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('I never told my religion nor scrutinize that of another. I never attempted to make a convert nor wished to change anothers creed. I have judged of others religion by their lives, for it is from our lives and not from our words that our religion must be read. By the same test must the world judge me.','Thomas Jefferson');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('I predict future happiness for Americans if they can prevent the government from wasting the labours of the people under the pretence of taking care of them.','Thomas Jefferson');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('I would rather be exposed to the inconveniences attending too much liberty than to those attending too small a degree of it.','Thomas Jefferson');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('Im a great believer in luck, and I find the harder I work the more I have of it.','Thomas Jefferson');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('If a Nation expects to be ignorant and free in a state of civilization, it expects what never was and never will be... if we are to guard against ignorance and remain free, it is the responsibility of every American to be informed.','Thomas Jefferson');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('If nature has made any one thing less susceptible than all others of exclusive property, it is the action of the thinking power called an idea, which an individual may exclusively possess as long as he keeps it to himself; but the moment it is divulged, it forces itself into the possession of everyone, and the receiver cannot dispossess himself of it. Its peculiar character, too, is that no one possesses the less, because every other possesses the whole of it. He who receives an idea from me, receives instruction himself without lessening mine; as he who lights his taper at mine, receives light without darkening me. That ideas should freely spread from one to another over the globe, for the moral and mutual instruction of man, and improvement of his condition, seems to have been peculiarly and benevolently designed by nature, when she made them, like fire, expansible over all space, without lessening their density at any point, and like the air in which we breathe, move, and have our physical being, incapable of confinement or exclusive appropriation. Inventions then cannot, in nature, be a subject of property.','Thomas Jefferson');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('If we can prevent the government from wasting the labours of the people under the pretence of caring for them, they will be happy.','Thomas Jefferson');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('Ignorance is preferable to error.','Thomas Jefferson');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('In every country and every age, the priest has been hostile to liberty. He is always in alliance with the despot ... they have perverted the purest religion ever preached to man into mystery and jargon, unintelligible to all mankind, and therefore the safer engine for their purpose.','Thomas Jefferson');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('In matters of style, swim with the current; In matters of principle, stand like a rock.','Thomas Jefferson');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('Indeed I tremble for my country when I reflect that God is just.','Thomas Jefferson');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('Information is the currency of democracy.','Thomas Jefferson');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('Instead of that liberty which takes root and growth in the progress of reason, if recovered by mere force or accident, it becomes with an unprepared people a tyranny still of the many, the few, or the one.','Thomas Jefferson');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('Is uniformity attainable? Millions of innocent men, women and children, since the introduction of Christianity, have been burnt, tortured, fined, imprisoned; yet we have not advanced an inch towards uniformity. What has been the effect of coercion? To make one half the world fools, and the other half hypocrites. To support roguery and error all over the earth.','Thomas Jefferson');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('It does me no injury for my neighbour to say there are twenty gods or no god. It neither picks my pocket nor breaks my leg.','Thomas Jefferson');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('It had become an universal and almost uncontroverted position in the several States, that the purposes of society do not require a surrender of all our rights to our ordinary governors; that there are certain portions of right not necessary to enable them to carry on an effective government, and which experience has nevertheless proved they will be constantly encroaching on, if submitted to them; that there are also certain fences which experience has proved peculiarly efficacious against wrong, and rarely obstructive of right, which yet the governing powers have ever shown a disposition to weaken and remove. Of the first kind, for instance, is freedom of religion; of the second, trial by jury, habeas corpus laws, free presses.','Thomas Jefferson');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('It is a principle that the right to a thing gives a right to the means without which it could not be used, that is to say, that the means follow their end.','Thomas Jefferson');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('It is as useless to argue with those who have renounced the use and authority of reason as to administer medication to the dead.','Thomas Jefferson');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('It is error alone which needs the support of government. Truth can stand by itself.','Thomas Jefferson');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('It is not to be understood that I am with him (Jesus Christ) in all his doctrines. I am a Materialist; he takes the side of Spiritualism; he preaches the efficacy of repentance toward forgiveness of sin; I require a counterpoise of good works to redeem it. Among the sayings and discourses imputed to him by his biographers, I find many passages of fine imagination, correct morality, and of the most lovely benevolence; and others, again, of so much ignorance, so much absurdity, so much untruth, charlatanism and imposture, as to pronounce it impossible that such contradictions should have proceeded from the same being. I separate, therefore, the gold from the dross; restore him to the former, and leave the latter to the stupidity of some, the roguery of others of his disciples. Of this band of dupes and imposters, Paul was the great Coryphaeus, and the first corruptor of the doctrines of Jesus.','Thomas Jefferson');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('It is to secure our rights that we resort to government at all.','Thomas Jefferson');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('It is too late in the day for men of sincerity to pretend they believe in the Platonic mysticisms that three are one, and one is three; and yet that the one is not three, and the three are not one. But this constitutes the craft, the power and the profit of the priests.','Thomas Jefferson');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('It rests not with ourselves alone to enjoy in peace and concord the blessings of self-government, so long denied to mankind: to show by example the sufficiency of human reason for the care of human affairs and that the will of the majority, the Natural law of every society, is the only sure guardian of the rights of man.','Thomas Jefferson');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('Laws abridging the natural right of the citizen should be restrained by rigorous constructions within their narrowest limits.','Thomas Jefferson');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('Laws that forbid the carrying of arms... disarm only those who are neither inclined nor determined to commit crimes... Such laws make things worse for the assaulted and better for the assailants; they serve rather to encourage than to prevent homicides, for an unarmed man may be attacked with greater confidence than an armed man.','Thomas Jefferson, quoting Cesare Beccaria');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('Man [is] a rational animal, endowed by nature with rights and with an innate sense of justice.','Thomas Jefferson');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('Man, once surrendering his reason, has no remaining guard against absurdities the most monstrous, and like a ship without a rudder, is the sport of every wind. With such persons, gullibility, which they call faith, takes the helm of reason, and the mind becomes a wreck.','Thomas Jefferson');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('Millions of innocent men, women and children, since the introduction of Christianity, have been burnt, tortured, fined and imprisoned; yet we have not advanced one inch towards uniformity.','Thomas Jefferson');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('Money, not morality, is the principle commerce of civilized nations.','Thomas Jefferson');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('Never buy what you do not want, because it is cheap; it will be dear to you.','Thomas Jefferson');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('No experiment can be more interesting than that we are now trying, and which we trust will end in establishing the fact, that men can be governed by reason and truth. Our first object should therefore be to leave open to him all the avenues of truth. The most effective hitherto found, is the freedom of the press. It is, therefore, the first shut up by those who fear the investigation of their actions.','Thomas Jefferson');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('No freeman shall ever be debarred the use of arms.','Thomas Jefferson, proposal Virginia Constitution, 1776');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('No instance exists of a persons writing two language perfectly. That will always appear to be his native language which was most familiar to him in his youth.','Thomas Jefferson');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('No man shall ever be debarred the use of arms. The strongest reason for the people to retain the right to keep and bear arms is, as a last resort, to protect themselves against the tyranny in government.','Thomas Jefferson');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('Nothing... is unchangeable but the inherent and inalienable rights of man.','Thomas Jefferson');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('Of liberty I would say that, in the whole plenitude of its extent, it is unobstructed action according to our will. But rightful liberty is unobstructed action according to our will within limits drawn around us by the equal rights of others. I do not add within the limits of the law, because law is often but the tyrants will, and always so when it violates the right of an individual.','Thomas Jefferson');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('n every question of construction [of the Constitution], let us carry ourselves back to the time when the Constitution was adopted, recollect the spirit manifested in the debates, and instead of trying what meaning may be squeezed out of the text, or invented against it, conform to the probable one in which it was passed.','Thomas Jefferson');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('Reason and free inquiry are the only effective agents against error. Give a loose to them, they will support the true religion by bringing every false one to their tribunal, to the test of their investigation. They are the natural enemies of error, and of error only. Had not the Roman government permitted free inquiry, Christianity could never have been introduced. Had not free inquiry been indulged at the era of the Reformation, the corruptions of Christianity could not have been purged away.','Thomas Jefferson');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('Rebellion to tyrants is obedience to God.','Thomas Jefferson');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('Shake off all the fears of servile prejudices, under which weak minds are servilely crouched. Fix reason firmly in her seat, and call on her tribunal for every fact, every opinion. Question with boldness even the existence of a God; because, if there be one, he must more approve of the homage of reason than that of blindfolded fear.','Thomas Jefferson');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('Sometimes it is said that man cannot be trusted with the government of himself. Can he, then, be trusted with the government of others?','Thomas Jefferson');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('That government is best which governs the least, because its people discipline themselves.','Thomas Jefferson');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('That liberty [is pure] which is to go to all, and not to the few or the rich alone.','Thomas Jefferson');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('The advertisement is the most truthful part of a newspaper.','Thomas Jefferson');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('The art of life is the art of avoiding pain.','Thomas Jefferson');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('The Christian God can easily be pictured as virtually the same god as the many ancient gods of past civilizations. The Christian God is a three headed monster; cruel, vengeful and capricious. If one wishes to know more of this raging, three headed beast-like God, one only needs to look at the calibre of people who say they serve him. They are always of two classes: fools and hypocrites.','Thomas Jefferson');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('The Constitution of most of our states (and of the United States) assert that all power is inherent in the people; that they may exercise it by themselves; that it is their right and duty to be at all times armed and that they are entitled to freedom of person, freedom of religion, freedom of property, and freedom of press.','Thomas Jefferson');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('The God who gave us life gave us liberty at the same time; the hand of force may destroy, but cannot disjoin them.','Thomas Jefferson');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('The man who reads nothing at all is better educated than the man who reads nothing but newspapers.','Thomas Jefferson');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('The natural progress of things is for liberty to yield and government to gain ground.','Thomas Jefferson');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('The office of reformer of the superstitions of a nation, is ever more dangerous. Jesus had to work on the perilous confines of reason and religion; and a step to the right or left might place him within the grasp of the priests of the superstition, a bloodthirsty race, as cruel and remorseless as the being whom they represented as the family God of Abraham, of Isaac and of Jacob, and the local God of Israel. That Jesus did not mean to impose himself on mankind as the son of God, physically speaking, I have been convinced by the writings of men more learned than myself in that lore.','Thomas Jefferson');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('The people cannot be all, and always, well-informed. The part which is wrong will be discontented in proportion to the importance of the facts they misconceive. If they remain quiet under such misconceptions, it is a lethargy, the forerunner of death to the public liberty.','Thomas Jefferson');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('The policy of the American government is to leave their citizens free, neither restraining nor aiding them in their pursuits.','Thomas Jefferson');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('The price of freedom is eternal vigilance.','Thomas Jefferson');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('The sovereign invigorator of the body is exercise, and of all the exercises walking is the best.','Thomas Jefferson');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('The spirit of resistance to government is so valuable on certain occasions that I wish it to be always kept alive.','Thomas Jefferson');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('The spirit of this country is totally adverse to a large military force.','Thomas Jefferson');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('The strongest reason for the people to retain the right to keep and bear arms is, as a last resort, to protect themselves against tyranny in government.','Thomas Jefferson');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('The tree of liberty must be refreshed from time to time with the blood of patriots and tyrants. It is its natural manure.','Thomas Jefferson');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('The truth is, that the greatest enemies of the doctrine of Jesus are those, calling themselves the expositors of them, who have perverted them to the structure of a system of fancy absolutely incomprehensible, and without any foundation in his genuine words. And the day will come, when the mystical generation of Jesus, by the Supreme Being as his father, in the womb of a virgin, will be classed with the fable of the generation of Minerva in the brain of Jupiter.','Thomas Jefferson');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('The will of the people is the only legitimate foundation of any government, and to protect its free expression should be our first object.','Thomas Jefferson');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('This is an important statement and was given prominence in the opening of the book In Pursuit of Reason.','Thomas Jefferson');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('This is the fourth?','Last words of Thomas Jefferson, 4th of July 1826');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('We are not afraid to follow truth wherever it may lead, nor to tolerate any error so long as reason is left free to combat it.','Thomas Jefferson');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('We have more machinery of government than is necessary, too many parasites living on the labour of the industrious. I believe it might be much simplified to the relief of those who maintain it.','Thomas Jefferson');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('We hold these truths to be self-evident, that all men are created equal; that they are endowed by their Creator with inherent and inalienable rights; that among these, are life, liberty, and the pursuit of happiness; that to secure these rights, governments are instituted among men, deriving their just powers from the consent of the governed; that whenever any form of government becomes destructive of these ends, it is the right of the people to alter or abolish it, and to institute new government, laying its foundation on such principles, and organizing its powers in such form, as to them shall seem most likely to effect their safety and happiness.','Declaration of Independence as written by Thomas Jefferson, 1776');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('We think, in America, that it is necessary to introduce the people into every department of government, as far as they are capable of exercising it, and that this is the only way to ensure a long continued and honest administration of its powers.','Thomas Jefferson');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('Were it left for me to decide whether we should have a government without newspapers, or newspapers without a government, I should not hesitate a moment to prefer the latter.','Thomas Jefferson');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('Were we directed from Washington when to sow and when to reap, we should soon want bread.','Thomas Jefferson');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('When a man assumes a public trust, he should consider himself as public property.','Thomas Jefferson');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('Where a new invention promises to be useful, it ought to be tried.','Thomas Jefferson');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('You seem... to consider the judges as the ultimate arbiters of all constitutional questions; a very dangerous doctrine indeed, and one which would place us under the despotism of an oligarchy.... The Constitution has erected no such single tribunal.','Thomas Jefferson');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('[Montesquieu wrote in Spirit of the Laws,] In the state of nature, indeed, all men are born equal; but they cannot continue in this equality. Society makes them lose it, and they recover it only by the protection of the laws.','Thomas Jefferson');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('Corollary to the Law of Selective Gravity: The chance of the bread falling with the buttered side down is directly proportional to the value of the carpet.','Jennings');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('Honesty is something that never wears out.','Waylon Jennings');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('It is always the best policy to tell the truth, unless, of course, you are an exceptionally good liar.','Jerome K Jerome');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('It is amazing at how small a price may the wedding ring be placed upon a worthless hand; but, by the beauty of our law, what heaps of gold are indispensable to take it off!','Douglas Jerrold');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('Loves like the measles, all the worse when it comes late.','Douglas Jerrold');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('Religion is in the heart, not in the knees.','Jerrold');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('Marriage is a mistake every man should make.','George Jessel');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('I am the bread of life.','Jesus');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('God helps those who have 7 percent mortgages.','Poor Jimmys Almanac');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('Some foolish men declare that a Creator made the world. The doctrine that the world was created is illadvised, and should be rejected. If God created the world, where was He before creation? How could God have made the world without any raw material? If you say He made this first, and then the world, you are faced with an endless regression ... Know that the world is uncreated, as time itself is, without beginning and end.','The Mahapurana Jinasena');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('Say goodbye to the oldies, but goodies, because the good old days werent always good and tomorrow aint as bad as it seems.','Billy Joel');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('Theres nothing better than good sex. But bad sex? A peanut butter and jelly sandwich is better than bad sex.','Billy Joel');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('I think every woman is entitled to a middle husband she can forget.','Adela Rogers St John');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('Men are like wine, some turn to vinegar, but the best improve with age.','Pope John, XXIII');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('There are three ways a man can be ruined: women, gambling, and farming. My father chose the most boring.','Pope John, XXIII');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('A man should be careful never to tell tales of himself to his own disadvantage; people may be amused, and laugh at the time, but they will be remembered, and brought up against him upon some subsequent occasion.','Johnson');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('In the bottle, discontent seeks for comfort, cowardice for courage, and bashfulness for confidence.','Johnson');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('Words are mens daughters, but Gods sons are things.','Johnson');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('I am grieved that it should be said he is my brother, and take these courses. Well, as he brews, so shall he drink, for George again. Yet he shall hear ont, and tightly, too, an I live, ifaith.','Ben Johnson');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('When I take the humour of a thing once, I am like your tailors needle I go through.','Ben Johnson');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('We have watched American democracy at close hand for many years and we believe few governments are institutionally so susceptible to dictatorship as this one.','Gerald Johnson');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('No news at 4:30 a.m. is good.','Lady Bird Johnson');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('A Presidents hardest task is not to do what is right, but to know what is right.','Lyndon Bains Johnson');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('Being president is like being a jackass in a hailstorm. Theres nothing to do but to stand there and take it.','Lyndon B Johnson');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('If one morning I walked on top of the water across the Potomac River, the headline that afternoon would read: PRESIDENT CANT SWIM.','Lyndon Baines Johnson');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('If we are to live together in peace, we must come to know each other better.','Lyndon Baines Johnson');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('We have seen too much success to have become obsessed with failure.','Lyndon B Johnson');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('A child should not be discouraged from reading anything that he takes a liking to, from a notion that it is above his reach. If that be the case, the child will soon find it out and desist.','Samuel Johnson');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('A cucumber should be well sliced, and dressed with pepper and vinegar, and then thrown out, as good for nothing.','Samuel Johnson');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('A man may be so much of everything that he is nothing of anything.','Samuel Johnson');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('Do not accustom yourself to consider debt only as an inconvenience. You will find it a calamity.','Samuel Johnson');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('Few things are impossible to diligence and skill ... Great works are performed, not by strength, but perseverance.','Samuel Johnson');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('He is a benefactor of mankind who contracts the great rules of life into short sentences, that may be easily impressed on the memory, and so recur habitually to the mind.','Samuel Johnson');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('He who does not mind his belly will hardly will hardly mind anything else.','Samuel Johnson');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('He who has so little knowledge of human nature as to seek happiness by changing anything but his own disposition will waste his life in fruitless efforts.','Samuel Johnson');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('He who praises everybody, praises nobody.','Samuel Johnson');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('I hate mankind, for I think myself to be one of them, and I know how bad I am.','Samuel Johnson');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('If a man does not make new acquaintances, as he advances through life, he soon will find himself alone. A man should keep his friendship in constant repair.','Samuel Johnson');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('In solitude we have our dreams to ourselves, and in company we agree to dream in concert.','Samuel Johnson');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('Integrity without knowledge is weak and useless, and knowledge without integrity is dangerous and dreadful.','Samuel Johnson');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('It is a most mortifying reflection for a man to consider what he has done, compared to what he might have done.','Samuel Johnson');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('It is better to suffer wrong than to do it, and happier to be sometimes cheated than not to trust.','Samuel Johnson');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('It is dangerous for mortal beauty, or terrestrial virtue, to be examined by too strong a light. The torch of Truth shows much that we cannot, and all that we would not, see.','Samuel Johnson');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('Knowledge is of two kinds. We know a subject ourselves, or we know where we can find information upon it.','Samuel Johnson');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('Life affords no higher pleasure than that of surmounting difficulties, passing from one step of success to another, forming new wishes and seeing them gratified.','Samuel Johnson');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('Marriage has many pains, but celibacy has no pleasures.','Samuel Johnson');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('Nature has given women so much power that the law has very wisely given them little.','Samuel Johnson');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('No man ever yet became great by imitation.','Samuel Johnson');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('No man is a hypocrite in his pleasures.','Samuel Johnson');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('Of all noises, I think music is the least disagreeable.','Samuel Johnson');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('Our brightest blazes of gladness are commonly kindled by unexpected sparks.','Samuel Johnson');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('Patriotism is the last refuge of the scoundrel.','Samuel Johnson');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('The business of life is to go forward.','Samuel Johnson');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('The future is purchased by the present.','Samuel Johnson');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('The next best thing to knowing something is knowing where to find it.','Samuel Johnson');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('The road to hell is paved with good intentions.','Samuel Johnson');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('The true art of memory is the art of attention.','Samuel Johnson');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('The whole of life is but keeping away the thoughts of death.','Samuel Johnson');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('To get a name can happen but to few; it is one of the few things that cannot be brought. It is the free gift of mankind, which must be deserved before it will be granted, and is at last unwillingly bestowed.','Samuel Johnson');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('We are long before we are convinced that happiness is never to be found, and each believes it possessed by others, to keep alive the hope of obtaining it for himself.','Samuel Johnson');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('What we hope ever to do with ease, we must learn first to do with diligence.','Samuel Johnson');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('When a man says he had pleasure with a woman he does not mean conversation.','Samuel Johnson');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('When people find a man of the most distinguished abilities as a writer their inferior while he is with them, it must be highly gratifying to them.','Samuel Johnson');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('You teach your daughters the diameters of the planets and wonder when you are done that they do not delight in your company.','Samuel Johnson');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('Your manuscript is both good and original, but the part that is good is not original and the part that is original is not good.','Samuel Johnson');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('The farther it gets from the bench it was worked on, the more real the real world becomes.','Todd Johnson');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('Let your voice be heard, whether or not it is to the taste of every jack in office who may be obstructing the traffic. By all means, render unto Caesar that which is Caesars - but this does not necessarily include everything that he says is his.','Denis Johnston');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('Men do not invent Myths. They only invent fables, and tell lies. True Myths create themselves, and find their expression in the men who serve their purpose.','Denis Johnston');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('Needs are a function of what other people have.','Jones Principle');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('The man who smiles when things go wrong has thought of someone to blame it on.','Jones Law');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('We grow small trying to be great.','E Stanley Jones');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('An atheist is one hopes the Lord will do nothing to disturb his disbelief.','Franklin P Jones');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('Bravery is being the only one who knows youre afraid.','Franklin P Jones');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('Honest criticism is hard to take, particularly from a relative, a friend, an acquaintance or a stranger.','Franklin Jones');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('Its a strange world of language in which skating on thin ice can get you into hot water.','Franklin P Jones');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('Its the opinion of some that crops could be grown on the moon. Which raises the fear that it may not be long before were paying somebody not to.','Franklin P Jones');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('Seeing ourselves as others see us would probably confirm our worst suspicions about them.','Franklin P Jones');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('I have not yet begun to fight!','John Paul Jones');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('Stability is more essential to success than brilliance.','Richard Lloyd Jones');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('Friends may come and go, but enemies accumulate.','Thomas Jones');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('Do you want me to tell you something really subversive? Love is everything its cracked up to be. Thats why people are so cynical about it. . . . It really is worth fighting for, being brave for, risking everything for. And the trouble is, if you dont risk anything, you risk even more.','Erica Jong');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('Everyone has a talent. What is rare is the courage to nurture it in solitude and to follow the talent to the dark places where it leads.','Erica Jong');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('I have not ceased being fearful, but I have ceased to let fear control me. I have accepted fear as part of life specifically fear of change and fear of the unknown; and I have gone ahead despite the pounding in the heart that says, turn back, turn back, youll die if you venture too far.','Erica Jong');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('Women are the only exploited group in history to have been idealized into powerlessness.','Erica Jong');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('Confound these ancestors.... Theyve stolen our best ideas!','Ben Jonson');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('They that know no evil will suspect none.','Ben Jonson');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('When a dog barks at the moon, then it is religion; but when he barks at strangers, it is patriotism!','David Starr Jordan');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('Nature does not loathe virtue: it is unaware of its existence.','Francoise Mallet-Joris');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('And when the book of Daniel was showed to him (Alexander the Great) wherein Daniel declared that one of the Greeks should destroy the empire of the Persians, he supposed that himself was the person intended.','Flavious Josephus');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('He who has not the weakness of friendship has not the strength.','Joubert');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('If authorities were well organized, there would not be an Unknown Warrior.','Joseph Joubert');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('Imagination is the eye of the soul.','Joseph Joubert');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('It is better to debate a question without settling it than to settle a question without debating it.','Jeseph Joubert');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('Kindness consists of loving people more than they deserve.','Joseph Joubert');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('Space is the statue of God.','Joubert');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('To teach is to learn twice.','Joseph Joubert');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('The way to get things done is not to mind who gets the credit for doing them.','Benjamin Jowett');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('To teach a man how he may learn to grow independently, and for himself, is perhaps the greatest service that one man can do another.','Benjamin Jowett');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('Weve got a big intellectual investment in this sort of moving cloud of capability that [Unix] has.','William N Joy');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('All Moanday, Tearday, Wailsday, Thumpsday, Frightday, Shatterday.','Joyce');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('Why dont you write books people can read?','Nora Joyce, to her husband James');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('Those who believe that they believe in God, but without passion in their hearts, without anguish in mind, without uncertainty, without doubt, without an element of despair even in their consolation, believe only in the God idea, not God Himself.','Miguel de Unamuno y Jugo');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('Do you not know, my son, with what little understanding the world is ruled?','Pope Julius, III');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('An understanding heart is everything is a teacher, and cannot be esteemed highly enough. One looks back with appreciation to the brilliant teachers, but with gratitude to those who touched our human feeling. The curriculum is so much necessary raw material, but warmth is the vital element for the growing plant and for the soul of the child.','Carl Gustav Jung');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('As far as we can discern, the sole purpose of human existence is to kindle a light in the darkness of mere being.','Carl Gustave Jung');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('Everything that irritates us about others can lead us to an understanding of ourselves.','Carl Gustav Jung');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('Great talents are the most lovely and often the most dangerous fruits on the tree of humanity. They hang upon the most slender twigs that are easily snapped off.','C G Jung');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('I do not believe... I know.','Carl Jung');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('Nothing worse could happen to one than to be completely understood.','Carl Gustav Jung');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('Show me a sane man and I will cure him for you.','C G Jung');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('There can be no transforming of darkness into light and of apathy into movement without emotion.','Carl Gustav Jung');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('We cannot change anything until we accept it. Condemnation does not liberate, it oppresses.','C G Jung');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('It is the coward who fawns upon those above him. It is the coward who is insolent whenever he dares be so.','Junius');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('Ill never be considered one of the all-time greats; maybe not even one of the all-time goods. But Im one of the all-time survivors.','Jim Kaat');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('In the fight between you and the world, back the world.','Franz Kafka');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('Problems are only opportunities in work clothes.','Henry Kaiser');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('Happiness is not an ideal of reason, but of imagination.','Immanuel Kant');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('It is impossible to prove God through any normal means.','Immanuel Kant');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('Science is organized knowledge. Wisdom is organized life.','Immanuel Kant');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('The busier we are, the more acutely we feel that we live, the more conscious we are of life.','Immanuel Kant');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('If you can remember anything about the sixties, you werent really there.','Paul Kantner');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('Give a small boy a hammer and he will find that everything he encounters needs pounding.','Abraham Kaplan');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('Learn to laugh at your troubles and youll never run out of things to laugh at.','Lyn Karol');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('If men knew all that women think, theyd be twenty times more daring.','Alphonse Karr');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('The more things change, the more they are the same.','Alphonse Karr');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('Men and women will act rationally when all other possibilities have been exhausted.','Katzs Law');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('The only thing worse than a man you cant control is a man you can.','Margo Kaufman');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('Faith means intense, usually confident, belief that is not based on evidence sufficient to command assent from every reasonable person.','Walter Kaufmann');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('Advice is probably the only free thing which people wont take.','Lothar Kaul');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('One of the greatest failings in people is the inability to imagine motives in another which one does not find in oneself.','Lothar Kaul');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('A crash is when your competitors program dies. When your program dies, it is an idiosyncrasy. Frequently, crashes are followed with a message like ID 02. ID is an abbreviation for idiosyncrasy and the number that follows indicates how many more months of testing the product should have had.','Guy Kawasaki');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('Saying that Windows95 is equal to Macintosh is like finding a potato that looks like Jesus and believing youve witnessed the second coming.','Guy Kawasaki');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('The best way to predict the future is to invent it.','Alan Kay');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('Life is a great big canvas; throw all the paint you can at it.','Danny Kaye');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('The doors of heaven and hell are adjacent and identical.','Nikos Kazantzakis');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('You do not destroy an idea by killing people; you replace it with a better one.','Edward Keating');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('Its great to be young and insane.','Michael Keaton');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('A thing of beauty is a joy forever.','Keats');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('Beauty is truth, truth beauty; that is all Ye know on Earth, and all ye need to know.','John Keats');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('I am certain of nothing but the holiness of the hearts affections, and the truth of imagination.','John Keats');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('I would sooner fail than not be among the greatest.','John Keats');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('Nothing ever becomes real till it is experienced even a proverb is no proverb to you till your life has illustrated it.','John Keats');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('Real are the dreams of Gods.','Keats');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('All the world is full of suffering. It is also full of overcoming it.','Helen Keller');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('As selfishness and complaint pervert and cloud the mind, so love with its joy clears and sharpens the vision.','Helen Keller');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('Avoiding danger is no safer in the long run than outright exposure. The fearful are caught as often as the bold.','Helen Keller');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('Character cannot be developed in ease and quiet. Only through experience of trial and suffering can the soul be strengthened, ambition inspired, and success achieved.','Helen Keller');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('College isnt the place to go for ideas.','Hellen Keller');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('Do not think of to-days failures, but of the success that may come to-morrow .... Remember, no effort that we make to attain something beautiful is ever lost. Sometime, somewhere, somehow we shall find that which we seek.','Helen Keller');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('Everything has its wonders, even darkness and silence, and I learn, whatever state I may be in, therein to be content.','Helen Keller');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('I am only one; but still I am one. I cannot do everything, but still I can do something; I will not refuse to do the something I can do.','Helen Keller');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('I thank God for my handicaps, for through them, I have found myself, my work and my God.','Helen Keller');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('Keep your face to the sunshine and you cannot see the shadow.','Helen Keller');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('Life is either a daring adventure, or nothing. Security does not exist in nature, nor do the children of men as a whole experience it. Avoiding danger is no safer in the long run than exposure.','Helen Keller');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('Many persons have a wrong idea of what constitutes true happiness. It is not attained through self-gratification but through fidelity to a worthy purpose. Many persons have a wrong idea of what constitutes true happiness. It is not attained through self-gratification but through fidelity to a worthy purpose.','Helen Keller');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('Most people have a wrong idea of what constitutes true happiness. It is not attained through self-gratification but through fidelity to a worthy purpose.','Helen Keller');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('No matter how dull, or how mean, or how wise a man is, he feels that happiness is his indisputable right.','Helen Keller');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('No pessimist ever discovered the secret of the stars, or sailed to an uncharted land, or opened a new doorway for the human spirit.','Helen Keller');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('One can never consent to creep when one feels an impulse to soar.','Helen Keller');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('Science may have found a cure for most evils; but it has found no remedy for the worst of them all- the apathy of human beings.','Helen Keller');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('That the sky is brighter than the earth means little unless the earth itself is appreciated and enjoyed.','Helen Keller');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('The best and most beautiful things in the world cannot be seen or even touched. They must be felt with the heart.','Helen Keller');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('The best way out is always through.','Helen Keller');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('The heresy of one age becomes the orthodoxy of the next.','Helen Keller');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('The highest result of education is tolerance.','Helen Keller');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('There is no king who has not had a slave among his ancestors, and no slave who has not had a king among his.','Helen Keller');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('To keep our faces toward change and behave like free spirits in the presence of fate is strength undefeatable.','Helen Keller');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('To me a lush carpet of pine needles or spongy grass is more welcome than the most luxurious Persian rug.','Helen Keller');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('We can do anything we want to if we stick to it long enough.','Helen Keller');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('We, the people, are not free. Our democracy is but a name. We vote? What does that mean? We choose between Tweedledum and Tweedledee.','Helen Keller');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('When one door of happiness closes, another opens; but often we look so long at the closed door that we do not see the one which has been opened for us.','Helen Keller');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('When we do the best we can, we never know what miracle is wrought in our life, or in the life of another.','Helen Keller');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('You ask for votes for women. What good can votes do when ten-elevenths of the land of Great Britain belongs to 200,000 and only one-eleventh to the rest of the 40,000,000? Have your men with their millions of votes freed themselves from this injustice?','Helen Keller');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('Such is life.','Last words of Ned Kelly, before being hung at Old Melbourne Gaol');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('Now is the time for all good men to come to.','Walt Kelly');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('Man proposes, but God disposes.','Thomas Kempis');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('Sic transit gloria mundi. [So passes away the glory of this world]','Thomas Kempis');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('If you can learn from hard knocks, you can also learn from soft touches.','Carolyn Kenmore');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('Well, I think that its a- its had some difficult times but I think we have- we, I think, have been able to make some very good progress and its- I would say that its- its- its delightful that were able to- to share the time and the relationship that we- that we do share.','US Senator Edward Kennedy, trying to answer the question "What is the present state of your marriage?"');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('The real test of friendship is: Can you literally do nothing with the other person? Can you enjoy together those moments of life that are utterly simple? They are the moments people looks back on at the end of life and number as their most sacred experiences.','Eugene Kennedy');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('A man does what he must - in spite of personal consequences, in spite of obstacles and dangers - and this is the basis of all human morality.','John F Kennedy');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('Ask not what your country can do for you, but what you can do for your country.','John Fitzgerald Kennedy');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('But peace does not rest in the charters and covenants alone. It lies in the hearts and minds of all people. So let us not rest all our hopes on parchment and on paper, let us strive to build peace, a desire for peace, a willingness to work for peace in the hearts and minds of all of our people. I believe that we can. I believe the problems of human destiny are not beyond the reach of human beings.','John F Kennedy');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('Change is the law of life. And those who look only to the past or the present are certain to miss the future.','John F Kennedy');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('Conformity is the jailer of freedom and the enemy of growth.','John F Kennedy');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('Forgive your enemies, but never forget their names.','John F Kennedy');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('History is a relentless master. It has no present, only the past rushing into the future. To try to hold fast is to be swept aside.','John Fitzgerald Kennedy');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('I am certain that after the dust of centuries has passed over our cities, we, too, will be remembered not for victories or defeats in battle or in politics but for our contributions to the human spirit.','John F Kennedy');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('I believe in an America where the separation of church and state is absolute where no Catholic prelate would tell the president (should he be Catholic) how to act, and no Protestant minister would tell his parishioners for whom to vote where no church or church school is granted any public funds or political preference and where no man is denied public office merely because his religion differs from the president who might appoint him or the people who might elect him.','John Fitzgerald Kennedy');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('If a free society cannot help the many who are poor, it cannot save the few who are rich.','John F Kennedy');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('If we cannot now end our differences, at least we can help make the world safe for diversity.','John Fitzgerald Kennedy');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('If we make peaceful revolution impossible, we make violent revolution inevitable.','John F Kennedy');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('Let the word go forth from this time and place, to friend and foe alike, that the torch has been passed to a new generation of Americans ... born in this century, tempered by war, disciplined by a hard and bitter peace.','John Fitzgerald Kennedy');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('Let us think of education as the means of developing our greatest abilities, because in each of us there is a private hope and dream which, fulfilled, can be translated into benefit for everyone and greater strength for our nation.','John F Kennedy');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('Mankind must put an end to war, or war will put an end to mankind.','John F Kennedy');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('Mothers all want their sons to grow up to be president, but they dont want them to become politicians in the process.','John Fitzgerald Kennedy');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('My brother Bob doesnt want to be in government ... he promised Dad hed go straight.','John Fitzgerald Kennedy');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('Our problems are man-made, therefore they may be solved by man. No problem of human destiny is beyond human beings.','John F Kennedy');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('Our progress as a nation can be no swifter than our progress in education. The human mind is our fundamental resource.','John Fitzgerald Kennedy');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('The goal of education is the advancement of knowledge and the dissemination of truth.','John Fitzgerald Kennedy');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('The problems of the world cannot possible be solved by sceptics or cynics whose horizons are limited by the obvious realities. We need men who can dream of things that never were.','John F Kennedy');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('The quality of American life must keep pace with the quantity of American goods. This country cannot afford to be materially rich and spiritually poor.','John F Kennedy');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('The world is very different now. For man holds in his mortal hands the power to abolish all forms of human poverty, and all forms of human life.','John Fitzgerald Kennedy');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('Those who make peaceful revolution impossible will make violent revolution inevitable.','John F Kennedy');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('Washington is a city of Southern efficiency and Northern charm.','John F Kennedy');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('We are not afraid to entrust the American people with unpleasant facts, foreign ideas, alien philosophies, and competitive values. For a nation that is afraid to let its people judge the truth and falsehood in an open market is a nation that is afraid of its people.','John F Kennedy');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('We have the power to make this the best generation of mankind in the history of the world or to make it the last.','John F Kennedy');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('We would like to live as we once lived, but history will not permit it.','John Fitzgerald Kennedy');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('When power leads man towards arrogance, poetry reminds him of his limitations. When power narrows the area of mans concern, poetry reminds him of the richness and diversity of his existence. When power corrupts, poetry cleanses.','John F Kennedy');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('When written in Chinese, the word crisis is composed of two characters... one represents danger, and the other represents opportunity.','John F Kennedy');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('The surest way to be late is to have plenty of time.','Leo Kennedy');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('Few will have the greatness to bend history itself; but each of us can work to change a small portion of events, and in the total ;of all those acts will be written the history of this generation.','Robert F Kennedy');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('If any man claims the Negro should be content ... let him say he would willingly change the colour of his skin and go to live in the Negro section of a large city. Then and only then has he a right to such a claim.','Robert Francis Kennedy');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('Only those who dare to fail greatly can ever achieve greatly.','Robert Francis Kennedy');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('Some men see things as they are and ask, "why?" I dream things that never were and ask, "why not?"','Robert Francis Kennedy');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('There are those who look at things the way they are, and ask why... I dream of things that never were, and ask why not?','Robert Francis Kennedy');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('Whenever men take the law into their own hands, the loser is the law. And when the law loses, freedom languishes.','Robert Francis Kennedy');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('Im like old wine. They dont bring me out very often, but Im well preserved.','Rose Kennedy, on her 100th birthday');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('He who angers you conquers you.','Elizabeth Kenny');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('Im tired of all this nonsense about beauty being only skin deep. Thats deep enough. What do you want, an adorable pancreas?','Jean Kerr');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('Marrying a man is like buying something youve been admiring for a long time in a shop window. You may love it when you get it home, but itdoesnt always go with everything in the house.','Jean Kerr');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('The average, healthy, well-adjusted adult gets up at seven-thirty in the morning feeling just plain terrible.','Jean Kerr');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('Half the world is composed of idiots, the other half of people clever enough to take indecent advantage of them.','Walter Kerr');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('People think love is an emotion. Love is good sense.','Ken Kesey');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('Take what you can use and let the rest go by.','Ken Kesey');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('A man must have a certain amount of intelligent ignorance to get anywhere with progressive things.','Charles F Kettering');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('A problem well stated is a problem half solved.','Charles F Kettering');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('An inventor is simply a person who doesnt take his education too seriously. He tries and fails maybe a 1000 times. If he succeeds once then hes in.','Charles F Kettering');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('I dont want men of experience working for me. The experienced man is always telling me why something cant be done. The fellow who has not had any experience is so dumb he doesnt know a thing cant be done - and he goes ahead and does it.','Charles F Kettering');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('My interest is in the future because I am going to spend the rest of my life there.','Charles F Kettering');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('Our imagination is the only limit to what we can hope to have in the future.','Charles Kettering');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('People are very open-minded about new things ... as long as theyre exactly like the old ones.','Charles F Kettering');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('The biggest job we have is to teach a newly hired employee how to fail intelligently. We have to train him to experiment over and over and to keep on trying and failing until he learns what will work.','Charles F Kettering');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('The world hates change, yet it is the only thing that has brought progress.','Charles F Kettering');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('There is a great difference between knowing and understanding: you can know a lot about something and not really understand it.','Charles F Kettering');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('Virtually nothing comes out right the first time. Failures, repeated failures, are finger posts on the road to achievement. The only time you dont fail is the last time you try something, and it works. One fails forward toward success.','Charles F Kettering');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('We have a lot of people revolutionizing the world because theyve never had to present a working model.','Charles F Kettering');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('Whenever you look at a piece of work and you think the fellow was crazy, then you want to pay some attention to that. One of you is likely to be, and you better find out which one it is. It makes an awful lot of difference.','Charles F Kettering');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('You cant have a better tomorrow if you are thinking about yesterday all the time.','Charles F Kettering');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('Logic is an organized way of going wrong with confidence.','Ketterlings Law');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('In the long run we are all dead.','John Maynard Keynes');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('To be upset over what you dont have is to waste what you do have.','Ken S Keynes, Jr');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('A loving person lives in a loving world. A hostile person lives in a hostile world. Everyone you meet is your mirror.','Ken Keys');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('If I seem to give a damn, please tell me. I would hate to be giving the wrong impression.','Haythum R Khalid');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('If you want to commit suicide you can use my razor; its electric, but you can hang yourself with the cord.','Haythum R Khalid');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('Oh people, know that you have committed great sins. If you ask me what proof I have for these words, I say it is because I am the punishment of God. If you had not committed great sins, God would not have sent a punishment like me upon you!','Genghis Khan');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('The moving finger writes; and, having writ, moves on...','Omar Khayyam');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('Politicians are the same all over. They promise to build bridges even when there are no rivers.','Nikita Khruschev');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('Life can only be understood backwards, but it must be lived forwards.','Soren Aabye Kierkegaard');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('People demand freedom of speech as a compensation for the freedom of thought which they seldom use.','Kierkegaard');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('To love another person is to help them love God.','Soren Aabye Kierkegaard');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('Without risk there is no faith. Faith is precisely the contradiction between the infinite passion of the individuals inwardness and the objective uncertainty. If I am capable of grasping God objectively, I do not believe, but precisely because I cannot do this I must believe. If I wish to preserve myself in faith I must constantly be intent upon holding fast the objective uncertainty, so as to remain out upon the deep, over seventy thousand fathoms of water, still preserving my faith.','Soren Aabye Kierkegaard');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('I think that I shall never see A poem lovely as a tree.','Joyce Kilmer');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('Nowhere to fall but off; Nowhere to stand but on.','Benjamin King');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('A man who wont die for something is not fit to live.','Martin Luther King, Jr');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('Darkness cannot drive out darkness; only light can do that. Hate cannot drive out hate; only love can do that.','Martin Luther King, Jr');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('Everybody can be great... because anybody can serve. You dont have to have a college degree to serve. You dont have to make your subject and verb agree to serve. you only need a heart full of grace. a soul generated by love.','Martin Luther King, Jr');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('Hatred paralyses life; love releases it. Hatred confuses life; love harmonizes it. Hatred darkens life; love illumines it.','Martin Luther King, Jr');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('Human salvation lies in the hands of the creatively maladjusted.','Martin Luther King, Jr');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('I have a dream that one day ... the sons of former slave owners will be able to sit down together at the table of brotherhood.','Martin Luther King, Jr');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('I have a dream, that my four little children will one day live in a nation where they will not be judged by the colour of their skin but by the content of their character. I have a dream today!','Martin Luther King, Jr');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('In no sense do I advocate evading or defying the law ... That would lead to anarchy. An individual who breaks a law that his conscience tells him is unjust, and who willingly accepts the penalty of imprisonment in order to arouse the conscience of the community over its injustice, is in reality expressing the highest respect for law.','Martin Luther King, Jr');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('Injustice anywhere is a threat to justice everywhere. We are caught in an inescapable network of mutuality, tied in a single garment of destiny. Whatever affects one directly, affects all indirectly.','Martin Luther King, Jr');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('Man must evolve for all human conflict a method which rejects revenge, aggression and retaliation. the foundation of such a method is love.','Martin Luther King, Jr');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('Nothing in the world is more dangerous than sincere ignorance and conscientious stupidity.','Martin Luther King, Jr');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('One of the greatest casualties of the war in Vietnam is the Great Society ... shot down on the battlefield of Vietnam.','Martin Luther King, Jr');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('Our scientific power has outrun our spiritual power. We have guided missiles and misguided men.','Martin Luther King, Jr');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('Shallow understanding from people of good will is more frustrating than absolute misunderstanding from people of ill will. Lukewarm acceptance is much more bewildering than outright rejection.','Martin Luther King, Jr');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('The church must be the critic and guide of the state, and never its tool.','Martin Luther King, Jr');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('The limitation of riots, moral questions aside, is that they cannot win and their participants know it. Hence, rioting is not revolutionary but reactionary because it invites defeat. It involves an emotional catharthis, but it must be followed by a sense of futility.','Martin Luther King, Jr');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('The ultimate measure of a man is not where he stands in moments of comfort, but where he stands at times of challenge and controversy.','Martin Luther King, Jr');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('We must learn to live together as brothers or perish together as fools.','Martin Luther King, Jr');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('We shall match your capacity to inflict suffering with our capacity to endure suffering. Do to us what you will and we shall continue to love you.','Martin Luther King, Jr');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('When you are right, you cannot be too radical; When you are wrong, you cannot be too conservative.','Martin Luther King, Jr');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('Fiction is the truth inside the lie.','Stephen King');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('The beauty of religious mania is that it has the power to explain everything. Once God (or Satan) is accepted as the first cause of everything which happens in the mortal world, nothing is left to chance... logic can be happily tossed out the window.','Stephen King');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('Do lovely things, not dream them, all day long.','Kingsley');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('To err is human, to compute divine. Trust your computer but not its programmer.','Morris Kingston');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('I dont worry about terrorism. I was married for two years.','Sam Kinison');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('Borrow trouble for yourself, if thats your nature, but dont lend it to your neighbours.','Rudyard Kipling');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('He wrapped himself in quotations as a beggar would enfold himself in the purple of Emperors.','Rudyard Kipling');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('I always prefer to believe the best of everybody -it saves so much trouble.','Rudyard Kipling');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('I gloat! Hear me gloat!','Rudyard Kipling');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('I keep six honest serving-men (They taught me all I knew); Their names are What and Why and When And How and Where and Who.','Rudyard Kipling');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('If you can force your heart and nerve and sinew to serve your turn long after they are gone, and so hold on when there is nothing in you except the will which says to them: Hold on!','Rudyard Kipling');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('Never praise a sister to a sister in the hope of your compliments reaching the proper ears.','Rudyard Kipling');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('On the road to Mandalay Where the flyin fishes play, An the dawn comes up like thunder outer China crost the bay.','Rudyard Kipling');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('The mad are all in Gods keeping.','Kipling');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('We have had an Imperial lesson; it may make us an Empire yet!','Rudyard Kipling');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('Words are, of course, the most powerful drug used by mankind.','Rudyard Kipling');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('Youre a better man than I am, Gunga Din!','Rudyard Kipling');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('Nature gave man two ends one to sit on and one to think with. Ever since then mans success or failure has been dependent on the one he used most.','George R Kirkpatrick');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('Power is the ultimate aphrodisiac.','Henry Kissinger');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('The illegal we do immediately. The unconstitutional takes a little longer.','Henry Kissinger');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('The longer I am out of office, the more infallible I appear to myself.','Henry Kissinger');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('There cannot be a crisis next week. My schedule is already full.','Henry Kissinger');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('University politics are vicious precisely because the stakes are so small.','Henry Kissinger');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('A coward is a hero with a wife, kids, and a mortgage.','Marvin Kitman');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('If God wanted us to be brave, why did he give us legs?','Marvin Kitman');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('Pure drivel tends to drive away ordinary drivel.','Kitmans Law');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('Genuinely skilful use of obscenities is uniformly absent on the Internet.','Karl Kleinpaste');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('Love to eat them mousies Mousies what I love to eat. Bite they little heads off Nibble on they tiny feet.','B Kliban');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('All warranty and guarantee clauses are voided by payment of the invoice.','Klipsteins Lament');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('Any product cut to length will be too short.','Klipsteins Observation');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('The will to win is not nearly as important as the will to prepare to win.','Bobby Knight');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('An economist is a man who states the obvious in terms of the incomprehensible.','Alfred A Knopf');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('Faith is often the boast of the man who is too lazy to investigate.','F M Knowles');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('Marriage is a lottery, but you cant tear up your ticket if you lose.','F M Knowles');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('... an animal loses not only its life but also its third dimension.','Roger M Knutson');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('The more original a discovery, the more obvious it seems afterwards.','Arthur Koestler');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('You know, sometimes a man just cant satisfy all of a womans desires. Which is why God invented dental floss.','Susanne Kollrack');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('The fastest way to succeed is to look as if youre playing by somebody elses rules, while quietly playing by your own.','Michael Konda');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('The trouble with being poor is that it takes up all your time.','Willem de Kooning');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('An ounce of hypocricy is worth a pound of ambition.','Michael Korda');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('Success on any major scale requires you to accept responsibility... in the final analysis, the one quality that all successful people have... is the ability to take on responsibility.','Michael Korda');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('The trouble with resisting temptation is it may never come your way again.','Kormans conclusion');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('My heart that was rapt away by the wild cherry blossoms ... will it return to my body when they scatter?','Kotomichi');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('Television: a medium. So called because it is neither rare nor well-done.','Ernie Kovacs');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('Pick battles big enough to matter, small enough to win.','Jonathan Kozol');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('In the world of human thought generally, and in physical science particularly, the most important and fruitful concepts are those to which it is impossible to attach a well-defined meaning.','H A Kramers');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('Experiences are savings which a miser puts aside. Wisdom is an inheritance which a wastrel cannot exhaust.','Karl Kraus');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('He who does without the praise of the crowd will not deny himself an opportunity to be his own adherent.','Karl Kraus');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('Life is an effort that deserves a better cause.','Karl Kraus');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('Satan the envious said with a sigh: Christians know more about their hell than I.','Alfred Kreymborg');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('Freedom from the desire for an answer is essential to the understanding of a problem.','J Krishnamurti');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('The moment you have in your heart this extraordinary thing called love and feel the depth, the delight, the ecstasy of it, you will discover that for you the world is transformed.','J Krishnamurti');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('Democracy does not guarantee equality of conditions, it only guarantees equality of opportunity.','Irving Kristol');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('God made the integers; all else is the work of Man.','Kronecker');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('A taxpayer is someone who does not have to take a civil service exam in order to work for the government.','Kruegers Observation');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('When a man wantonly destroys one of the works of man we call him a vandal. When he destroys one of the works of God we call him a sportsman.','Joseph Wood Krutch');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('Its not peace I want, not mere contentment. Its boundless joy and ecstasy for me.','Kugell');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('Any sufficiently advanced bug is indistinguishable from a feature.','Rich Kulawiec');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('This is New York, and theres no law against being annoying.','Lawyer William Kunstler');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('Information Superhighway is really an acronym for Interactive Network For Organizing, Retrieving, Manipulating, Accessing And Transferring Information On National Systems, Unleashing Practically Every Rebellious Human Intelligence, Gratifying Hackers, Wiseacres, And Yahoos.','Keven Kwaku');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('The quintessential revolution is that of the spirit, born of an intellectual conviction of the need for change in those mental attitudes and values which shape the course of a nations development. A revolution which aims merely at changing official policies and institutions with a view to an improvement in material conditions has little chance of genuine success. Without a revolution in spirit, the forces which had produced inequities of the old order would continue to be operative, posing a constant threat to the process of reform and regeneration. It is not enough merely to call for freedom, democracy and human rights. There has to be a united determination to persevere in the struggle, to make sacrifices in the name of enduring truths, to resist the corrupting influences of desire, ill will, ignorance, and fear.','Aung San Suu Kyi');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('There will come a time when you think everything is finished. That will be the beginning.','Louis LAmour');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('Real excellence and humility are not incompatible one with the other, on the contrary they are twin sisters.','Jean Baptiste Lacordaire');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('The affections are like lightning: you cannot tell where they will strike till they have fallen.','Jean Baptiste Lacordaire');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('We live in a moment of history where change is so speeded up that we begin to see the present only when it is already disappearing.','R D Laing');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('I will try to follow the advice that a university president once gave a prospective commencement speaker. "Think of yourself as the body at an Irish wake" he said. "They need you in order to have the party, but no one expects you to say very much."','National security advisor Anthony Lake');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('If you cant help, at least dont hurt others.','HH Dalai Lama');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('Old friends pass away, new friends appear. It is just like the days. An old day passes, a new day arrives. The important thing is to make it meaningful: a meaningful friend or a meaningful day.','The Dalai Lama');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('There isnt anyone who doesnt appreciate compassion.','Dalai Lama');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('Theres a little Buddha in all of us.','HH The Dalai Lama');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('This is my simple religion. There is no need for temples; no need for complicated philosophy. Our own brain, our own heart is our temple; the philosophy is kindness.','Dalai Lama');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('Mad, bad, and dangerous to know.','Lady Caroline Lamb');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('A laugh is worth a hundred groans in any market.','Charles Lamb');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('Lawyers, I suppose, were children once.','Charles Lamb');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('She unbent her mind afterwards - over a book.','Charles Lamb');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('The lord is wonderfully good to those who wait for him and seek him.','Lamentations, 3:25');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('No one has the right to destroy another persons belief by demanding empirical evidence.','Ann Landers');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('Opportunities are usually disguised as hard work, so most people dont recognize them.','Ann Landers');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('In the morning when we rise from bed, although surprised to find ourselves still alive, we are even more amazed to find everything just as we left it the night before.','Tommaso Landolfi');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('Levity is the soul of wit.','Melville D Landon');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('Truth is a point, the subtlest and finest; harder than adamant; never to be broken, worn away or blunted. Its only bad quality is, that it is sure to hurt those who touch it; and likely to draw blood, perhaps the life blood of those who press earnestly upon it.','Walter Savage Landor');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('Insanity ... a perfectly rational adjustment to an insane world.','R D Lang');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('A family budget is a process of checks and balances; the cheques wipe out the balances.','Arthur Langer');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('If things were left to chance, theyd be better.','Langins Law');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('Music is Love in search of a word.','Sidney Lanier');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('Most people are not interested in understanding religion, they are interested in devoting themselves to religion.','Douglas Klovedal Lannark');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('If it aint broke, dont fix it.','Bert Lantz');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('I have lived long enough to know what I did not at one time believe that no society can be upheld in happiness and honour without the sentiment of religion.','Laplace');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('Your Highness, I have no need of this hypothesis.','Pierre Laplace, to Napoleon on why his works on celestial mechanics make no mention of God');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('The family you come from isnt as important as the family youre going to have.','Ring Lardner');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('You could eat off of this Birkenstock!','Scott Larsen');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('If people concentrated on the really important things in life, thered be a shortage of fishing pole.','Doug Larson');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('The reason people blame things on the previous generations is that theres only one other choice.','Doug Larson');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('The surprising thing about young fools is how many survive to become old fools.','Doug Larson');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('By the time they had diminished from 50 to 8, the other dwarves began to suspect "Hungry."','Gary Larson');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('Forget regret, or life is yours to miss.','Jonathan Larson');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('After an access cover has been secured by 16 hold-down screws, it will be discovered that the gasket has been omitted.','de la Lastras Corollary');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('It was always thus; and even if twere not, twould inevitably have been always thus.','Dean Lattimer');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('Keep right on to the end of the road.','Sir Harry Lauder');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('Researchers have discovered that chocolate produces some of the same reactions in the brain as marijuana... The researchers also discovered other similarities between the two, but cant remember what they are.','Matt Lauer');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('Depend on no man, on no friend, but him who can depend on himself. He only who acts conscientiously towards himself will act so towards others, and vice versa.','Lavater');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('Who purposely cheats his friend, would cheat his God.','Lavater');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('Theres a very fine line between a groove and a rut; a fine line between eccentrics and people who are just plain nuts.','Christine Lavin');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('The Bible contains six admonishments to homosexuals and 362 admonishments to heterosexuals. That doesnt mean that God doesnt love heterosexuals. Its just that they need more supervision.','Lynn Lavner');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('The art of drawing conclusions from experiments and observations consists in evaluating probabilities and in estimating whether they are sufficiently great or numerous enough to constitute proofs. This kind of calculation is more complicated and more dif.','Antoine Lavoisier');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('Experience is the worst teacher; it gives the test before presenting the lesson.','Vernon Law');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('Be A good animal. True to your extincts.','D H Lawrence');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('But then peace, peace! I am so mistrustful of it: so much afraid that it means a sort of weakness and giving in.','D H Lawrence');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('Id wipe the machines off the face of the earth again, and end the industrial epoch absolutely, like a black mistake.','D H Lawrence');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('Love is the flower of life, and blossoms unexpectedly and without law, and must be plucked where it is found, and enjoyed for the brief hour of its duration.','D H Lawrence');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('One watches them on the seashore, all the people, and there is something pathetic, almost wistful in them, as if they wished their lives did not add up to this scaly nullity of possession, but as if they could not escape. It is a dragon that has devoured us all: these obscene, scaly houses, this insatiable struggle and desire to possess, to possess always and in spite of everything, this need to be an owner, lest one be owned. It is too hideous and nauseating. Owners and owned, they are like the two sides of a ghastly disease. One feels a sort of madness come over one, as if the world had become hell. But it is only superimposed: it is only a temporary disease. It can be cleaned away.','David Herbert Lawrence');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('Men! The only animal in the world to fear.','D H Lawrence');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('Sex and beauty are inseparable, like life and consciousness. And the intelligence which goes with sex and beauty, and arises out of sex and beauty, is intuition.','David Herbert Lawrence');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('Try to find your deepest issue in every confusion, and abide by that.','D H Lawrence');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('All men dream: but not equally. Those who dream by night in the dusty recesses of their minds wake in the day to find that it was vanity: but the dreamers of the day are dangerous men, for they may act their dream with open eyes, to make it possible.','Thomas Edward Lawrence');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('... it is predictable, but I wouldnt like to predict it myself.','C Lawson');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('There is a time in the tides of men, Which, taken at its flood, leads on to success. On the other hand, dont count on it.','T K Lawson');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('Advertising may be described as the science of arresting human intelligence long enough to get money from it.','Stephen Leacock');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('He flung himself from the room, flung himself upon his horse and rode madly off in all directions.','Stephen Leacock');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('I am a great believer in luck, and I find the harder I work, the more I have of it.','Stephen Leacock');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('Life, we learn too late, is in the living, the tissue of every day and hour.','Stephen Butler Leacock');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('Many a man in love with a dimple makes the mistake of marrying the whole girl.','Stephen Leacock');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('Its a fact the whole world knows; That Pobbles are happier without their toes.','Edward Lear');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('Most people think life sucks, and then you die. Not me. I beg to differ. I think life sucks, then you get cancer, then your dog dies, your wife leaves you, the cancer goes into remission, you get a new dog, you get remarried, you owe ten million dollars in medical bills but you work hard for thirty five years and you pay it back and then one day you have a massive stroke, your whole right side is paralysed, you have to limp along the streets and speak out of the left side of your mouth and drool but you go into rehabilitation and regain the power to walk and the power to talk and then one day you step off a curb at Sixty seventh Street, and BANG you get hit by a city bus and then you die. Maybe.','Denis Leary');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('Civilization is unbearable, but it is less unbearable at the top.','Timothy Leary');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('People dont ask for facts in making up their minds. They would rather have one good, soul-satisfying emotion than a dozen facts.','Robert Keith Leavitt');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('Being a woman is of special interest only to aspiring male transsexuals. To actual women it is merely a good excuse not to play football.','Fran Lebowitz');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('Even when freshly washed and relieved of all obvious confections, children tend to be sticky.','Fran Lebowitz');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('Food is an important part of a balanced diet.','Fran Lebowitz');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('Having been unpopular in high school is not just cause for book publications.','Fran Lebowitz');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('I figure you have the same chance of winning the lottery whether you play or not.','Fran Lebowitz');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('Life is something to do when you cant get to sleep.','Fran Lebowitz');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('Radio news is bearable. This is due to the fact that while the news is being broadcast the disc jockey is not allowed to talk.','Fran Lebowitz');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('Remember that as a teenager you are at the last stage in your life when you will be happy to hear that the phone is for you.','Fran Lebowitz');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('Should you be a teenager blessed with uncommon good looks, document this state of affairs by the taking of photographs. It is the only way anyone will ever believe you in years to come.','Fran Lebowitz');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('Think before you speak. Read before you think. This will give you something to think about that you didnt make up yourself a wise move at any age, but most especially at seventeen, when you are in the greatest danger of coming to annoying conclusions.','Fran Lebowitz');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('He who limps is still walking.','Stanislaw J Lec');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('Intelligence, in diapers, is invisible. And when it matures, out the window it flies. We have to pounce on it earlier.','Stanislaw J Lec');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('Is it progress if a cannibal uses a fork?','Stanislaw J Lec');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('People find life entirely too time consuming.','Stanislaw Jerzy Lec');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('The window to the world can be covered by a newspaper.','Stanislaw Lec');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('Value your words. Each one may be the last.','Stanislaw J Lec');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('What a pity that the only way to heaven is in a hearse!','Stanislaw Jerzy Lec');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('You must first have a lot of patience to learn to have patience.','Stanislaw J Lec');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('There is no wild beast so ferocious as Christians who differ concerning their faith.','W E H Lecky');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('Physics isnt a religion. If it were, wed have a much easier time raising money.','Leon Lederman');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('If you choose not to decide you still have made a choice.','Geddy Lee');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('Ten bucks is ten bucks.','Geddy Lee');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('What happened to our innocence? Did it go out of style? Along with our naivete... no longer a child.','Geddy Lee');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('She is descended from a long line that her mother listened to.','Gypsy Rose Lee');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('It is well that war is so terrible, or we should get too fond of it.','Robert E Lee');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('Everyone wants to be Cary Grant... I want to be Cary Grant.','Archibald Leech');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('To hell with the U.S. Constitution.','Father Bernard Leeming');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('Live TV died in the late 1950s, electronic bulletin boards came along in the mid-1980s, meaning there was about a 25-year gap when it was difficult to put your foot in your mouth and have people all across the country know about it.','Mark Leeper');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('That which yesterday was reviled today becomes cultural consumer-goods, consumption thus engulfs what was intended to give meaning and direction.','H Lefebvre');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('It is good to have an end to journey toward, but it is the journey that matters in the end.','Ursula K LeGuin');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('What sane person could live in this world and not be crazy?','Ursula Kroeber LeGuin');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('You cant crush ideas by suppressing them. You can only crush them by ignoring them.','Ursula Kroeber LeGuin');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('Power corrupts. Absolute power is kind of neat.','Secretary of the Navy John Lehman');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('Hark, the Herald Tribune sings, Advertising wondrous things!','Tom Lehrer');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('I feel that if a person has problems communicating the very least he can do is to shut up.','Tom Lehrer');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('It is sobering to consider that when Mozart was my age he had already been dead for a year.','Tom Lehrer');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('To love is to place our happiness in the happiness of another.','Gottfried Wilhelm von Leibnitz');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('Im not into working out. My philosophy: No pain, no pain.','Carol Leifer');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('New York: the only city where people make radio requests like "This is for Tina ... Im sorry I stabbed you."','Carol Leifer');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('Dream is not a revelation. If a dream affords the dreamer some light on himself, it is not the person with closed eyes who makes the discovery but the person with open eyes lucid enough to fit thoughts together. Dream- a scintillating mirage surrounded by shadows- is essentially poetry.','Michel Leiris');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('Stay humble. Always answer your phone - no matter who else is in the car.','Jack Lemmon');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('It is true that liberty is precious, so precious that it must be rationed.','Nikolai Lenin');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('Can a nation be free if it oppresses other nations? It cannot.','Vladimir Ilyich Lenin');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('A lie told often enough becomes truth.','Vladimir Ulyanov Lenin');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('Fascism is capitalism in decay.','Vladimir Ulyanov Lenin');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('God is a concept by which we measure our pain.','John Lennon');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('If being an egomaniac means I believe in what I do and in my art or my music, then in that respect you can call me that.... I believe in what I do, and Ill say it.','John Lennon');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('Life is what happens to you while youre busy making other plans.','John Lennon');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('Picture yourself in a boat on a river with tangerine trees and marmalade skies.','John Lennon');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('Dying is easy, its living that scares me to death.','Annie Lennox');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('I went into a McDonalds yesterday and said, "Id like some fries." The girl at the counter said, "Would you like some fries with that?"','Jay Leno');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('A state from which religion is banished can never be well regulated.','Leo, XIII');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('I like being single. Im always there when I need me.','Art Leo');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('I try to leave out the parts that people skip.','Elmore Leonard');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('The difference between pornography and erotica is lighting.','Gloria Leonard');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('Science fiction is to the totalitarian state what Aesops fables were to the institution of slavery in the sixth century B.C. It is, of course, subversive. By taking ideas too seriously, it ridicules people. But it depends, for its subversive power, on people who are smart enough to be afraid of laughter. Modern history, especially as it expresses itself in the totalitarian hockey puck, has an excess of almost everything except a genuine appreciation of the ludicrous.','John Leonard');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('The rich are different from you and me because they have more credit.','John Leonard');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('Life is too serious to be taken seriously.','Mike Leonard');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('All Gods children are not beautiful. Most of Gods children are in fact, barely presentable.','Fran Leowitz');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('Every St. Patricks Day every Irishman goes out to find another Irishman to make a speech to.','Shane Leslie');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('A heretic is a man who sees with his own eyes.','Gotthold Ephraim Lessing');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('Laughter is by definition healthy.','Lessing');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('Science when well digested is nothing but good sense and reason.','Stanislaw I Leszczynski');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('Based on what you know about him in history books, what do you think Abraham Lincoln would be doing if he were alive today? 1) Writing his memoirs of the Civil War. 2) Advising the President. 3) Desperately clawing at the inside of his coffin.','David Letterman');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('Everyone has a purpose in life. Perhaps yours is watching television.','David Letterman');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('Fine art and pizza delivery: what we do falls neatly in between.','David Letterman');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('For the love of God, folks, dont do this at home.','David Letterman, demonstrating the Donut-o-pult');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('People who live in New York hate the rain, because I know from experience, its hard to hold an umbrella while you are urinating.','David Letterman');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('Love one another and you will be happy. Its as simple and as difficult as that.','Michael Leunig');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('A pun is the lowest form of humour when you dont think of it first.','Oscar Levant');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('Happiness isnt something you experience; its something you remember.','Oscar Levant');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('Harpo, shes a lovely person. She deserves a good husband. Marry her before she finds one.','Oscar Levant, to Harpo Marx upon meeting Harpos fiancee');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('I envy people who drink ... at least they know what to blame everything on.','Oscar Levant');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('So little time, so little to do.','Oscar Levant');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('Theres a fine line between genius and insanity. I have erased this line.','Oscar Levant');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('Lead us not into temptation. Just tell us where it is; well find it.','Sam Levenson');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('Statistics are like bikinis. What they reveal is suggestive, but what they conceal is vital.','Aaron Levenstein');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('The fault lies not with our technologies but with our systems.','Roger Levian');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('Having children makes you no more a parent than having a piano makes you a pianist.','Michael Levine');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('Only God can make a random selection.','Marion J Levy, Jr');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('To have a sense of humour is to be a tragic figure.','Marion J Levy, Jr');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('If you want truly to understand something, try to change it.','Kurt Lewin');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('In a democratic society where the economic motive is strong, it is extremely difficult to give up short-term economic benefits for a long-term reason.','Anthony Lewis');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('A woman means by Unselfishness chiefly taking trouble for others; a man means not giving trouble to others... Thus while the woman thinks of doing good offices and the man of respecting other peoples rights, each sex, without any obvious unreason, can and does regard the other as radically selfish.','C S Lewis');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('Friendship is born at that moment when one person says to another, What! You, too? I thought I was the only one.','C S Lewis');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('If all men stood talking of their rights before they went up a mast or down a sewer or stoked a furnace or joined an army, we should all perish; nor while they talked of their rights would they learn to do these things... The man preoccupied with his own rights is not only a disastrous, but a very unlovely object; indeed, one of the worst mischiefs we do by treating a man unjustly is that we force him to be thus preoccupied.','C S Lewis');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('Language exists to communicate whatever it can communicate. Some things it communicates so badly that we never attempt to communicate them by words if any other medium is available.','C S Lewis');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('Mere change is not growth. Growth is the synthesis of change and continuity, and where there is no continuity there is no growth.','C S Lewis');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('One of the most important and effective uses of language is the emotional. It is also, of course, wholly legitimate. We do not talk only in order to reason or to inform. We have to make love and quarrel, to propitiate and pardon, to rebuke, console, intercede, and arouse. "He that complains," said Johnson, "acts like a man, like a social being." The real objection lies not against the language of emotion as such, but against language which, being in reality emotional, masquerades... whether by plain hypocrisy or subtler self-deceit... as being something else.','C S Lewis');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('Telling us to obey instinct is like telling us to obey people. People say different things: so do instincts. Our instincts are at war.... Each instinct, if you listen to it, will claim to be gratified at the expense of the rest....','C S Lewis');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('The surest means of disarming an anger or a lust was to turn your attention from the girl or the insult and start examining the passion itself. The surest way of spoiling a pleasure was to start examining your satisfaction. But if so, it followed that all introspection is in one respect misleading. In introspection we try to look "inside ourselves" and to see what is going on. But nearly everything that was going on a moment before is stopped by the act of our turning to look at it. Unfortunately this does not mean that introspection finds nothing. On the contrary, it finds precisely what is left behind by the suspension of all our normal activities; and what is left behind by is mainly mental images and physical sensations. The great error is to mistake this mere sediment or tract or by-product for the activities themselves. That is how men may come to believe that thought is only unspoken words, or the appreciation of poetry only a collection of mental pictures, when these in reality are what the thought or the appreciation, when interrupted, leave behind... like the swell at sea, working after the wind has dropped. Not, of course, that these activities, before we stopped them by introspection, were unconscious. We do not love, fear, or think without knowing it. Instead of the twofold division into Conscious and Unconscious we need a threefold division: the Unconscious, the Enjoyed, and the Contemplated.','C S Lewis');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('The truly wide taste in humanity will similarly find something to appreciate in the cross-section of humanity whom one has to meet every day. In my experience it is Affection that creates this taste, teaching us first to endure, then to smile at, then to enjoy, and finally to appreciate, the people who "happen to be there." Made for us? Thank God, no. They are themselves odder than you could have believed and worth more than you had guessed.','C S Lewis');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('Those who are enjoying something, or suffering something together, are companions. Those who enjoy or suffer one another, are not.','C S Lewis');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('We all want progress, but if youre on the wrong road, progress means doing an about-turn and walking back to the right road; in that case, the man who turns back soonest is the most progressive.','C S Lewis');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('We make men without chests and expect of them virtue and enterprise. We laugh at honour and are shocked to find traitors in our midst. We castrate and then bid the geldings to be fruitful.','C S Lewis');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('When two people achieve lasting happiness, this is not solely because they are great lovers but because they are also... I must put it crudely... good people; controlled, loyal, fairminded, mutually adaptable people.','C S Lewis');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('You ask whether I have ever been in love: fool as I am, I am not such a fool as that. But if one is only to talk from first-hand experience, conversation would be a very poor business. But though I have no personal experience of the things they call love, I have what is better - the experience of Sappho, of Euripides, of Catallus, of Shakespeare, of Spenser, of Austen, of Bronte, of anyone else I have read.','C S Lewis');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('The speed of time is one second per second.','Kip Lewis');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('Sadistic excess attempts to reach roughly and by harshness what art reaches by fineness.','Percy Wynham Lewis');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('The tragedy of life is not that it ends so soon, but that we wait so long to begin it.','W M Lewis');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('I cannot say whether things will get better if we change; what I can say is they must change if they are to get better.','G C Lichtenberg');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('Probably no invention came more easily to man than when he thought up heaven.','Georg Christoph Lichtenberg');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('I can write better than anybody who can write faster, and I can write faster than anybody who can write better.','A J Liebling');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('The function of the press in society is to inform, but its role in society is to make money.','A J Liebling');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('In the province of the mind, what one believes to be true either is true or becomes true.','John Lilly');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('Ambition has one heel nailed in well, though she stretch her fingers to touch the heavens.','William Lilly');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('Armies are paid to kill people and break things.','Rush Limbaugh');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('Dependency is not born it is created.','Rush Limbaugh');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('You must have the courage to believe the truth.','Rush Limbaugh');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('We are all either fools or undiscovered geniuses.','Bonnie Lin');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('... people who have no vices have very few virtues.','Abraham Lincoln');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('A woman is the only thing that I am afraid of that I know will not hurt me.','Abraham Lincoln');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('Always bear in mind that your own resolution to success is more important than any other one thing.','Abraham Lincoln');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('Am I not destroying my enemies when I make friends of them?','Abraham Lincoln');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('And in the end its not the years in your life that count. Its the life in your years.','Abraham Lincoln');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('As I would not be a slave, so I would not be a master. This expresses my idea of democracy.','Abraham Lincoln');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('Better to remain silent and be thought a fool than to speak out and remove all doubt.','Abraham Lincoln');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('He can compress the most words into the smallest idea of any man I know.','Abraham Lincoln');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('How many legs does a dog have if you call the tail a leg? Four. Calling a tail a leg doesnt make it a leg.','Abraham Lincoln');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('I claim not to have controlled events, but confess plainly that events have controlled me.','Abraham Lincoln, on the issue of slavery');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('I do not think much of a man who is not wiser today than he was yesterday.','Abraham Lincoln');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('I have come to the conclusion never again to think of marrying, and for this reason, I can never be satisfied with anyone who would be blockhead enough to have me.','Abraham Lincoln');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('I have no purpose, directly or indirectly, to interfere with the institution of slavery in the States where it exists. I believe I have no lawful right to do so, and I have no inclination to do so.','Abraham Lincoln');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('I see in the near future a crisis approaching that unnerves me and causes me to tremble for the safety of my country.... Corporations have been enthroned, an era of corruption in high places will follow, and the money power of the country will endeavour to prolong its reign by working upon the prejudices of the people until the wealth is aggregated in a few hands and the Republic is destroyed.','Abraham Lincoln');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('I will say then that I am not, nor ever have been in favour of bringing about in any way the social and political equality of the white and black races - that I am not, nor ever have been in favour of making voters or jurors of Negroes, nor of qualifying them to hold office, nor to intermarry with white people; and I will say in addition to this that there is a physical difference between the white and black races which I believe will forever forbid the two races living together on terms of social and political equality.','Abraham Lincoln');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('If I were to try to read, much less answer, all the attacks made on me, this shop might as well be closed for any other business.','Abraham Lincoln');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('If I were two-faced, would I be wearing this one?','Abraham Lincoln');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('If you once forfeit the confidence of your fellow citizens, you can never regain their respect and esteem. You may fool all of the people some of the time; you can even fool some of the people all the time; but you cant fool all of the people all of the time.','Abraham Lincoln');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('It has been my experience that folks who have no vices have very few virtues.','Abraham Lincoln');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('It is difficult to make a man miserable while he feels he is worthy of himself and claims kindred to the great God who made him.','Abraham Lincoln');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('It is said an Eastern monarch once charged his wise men to invent him a sentence to be ever in view, and which should be true and appropriate in all times and situations. They presented him the words: "And this, too, shall pass away." How much it expresses! How chastening in the hour of pride! How consoling in the depths of affliction!','Abraham Lincoln');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('Its better to be silent and thought a fool than speak and remove all doubt.','Abraham Lincoln');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('Let us have faith that right makes might; and in that faith let us to the end dare to do our duty as we understand it.','Abraham Lincoln');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('My father taught me to work; he did not teach me to love it.','Abraham Lincoln');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('Nearly all men can stand adversity, but if you want to test a mans character, give him power.','Abraham Lincoln');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('No man is good enough to govern another man without that others consent.','Abraham Lincoln');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('People are just about as happy as they make up their minds to be.','Abraham Lincoln');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('Tact is the ability to describe others as they see themselves.','Abraham Lincoln');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('That some should be rich, shows that others may become rich, and, hence, is just encouragement to industry and enterprise.','Abraham Lincoln');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('The best thing about the future is that it only comes one day at a time.','Abraham Lincoln');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('The best way to destroy your enemy is to make him your friend.','Abraham Lincoln');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('The better part of ones life consists of his friendships.','Abraham Lincoln');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('The Bible is not my Book and Christianity is not my religion. I could never give assent to the long complicated statements of Christian dogma.','Abraham Lincoln');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('The dogmas of the quiet past are inadequate to the stormy present. The occasion is piled high with difficulty, and we must rise with the occasion. As our case is new, so we must think anew and act anew.','Abraham Lincoln');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('The possibility that we may fail in the struggle ought not to deter us from the support of a cause we believe to be just.','Abraham Lincoln');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('The shepherd drives the wolf from the sheeps throat, for which the sheep thanks the shepherd as his liberator, while the wolf denounces him for the same act as the destroyer of liberty.','Abraham Lincoln');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('Things may come to those who wait, but only the things left by those who hustle.','Abraham Lincoln');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('This country, with its institutions, belongs to the people who inhabit. Whenever they shall grow weary of the existing Government, they can exercise their constitutional right of amending it, or their revolutionary right to dismember or overthrow it.','Abraham Lincoln');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('Upon the subject of education, not presuming to dictate any plan or system respecting it, I can only say that I view it as the most important subject which we as a people may be engaged in. That everyone may receive at least a moderate education appears to be an objective of vital importance.','Abraham Lincoln');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('What is conservatism? Is it not the adherence to the old and tried against the new and untried?','Abraham Lincoln');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('What kills a skunk is the publicity it gives itself.','Abraham Lincoln');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('Whatever you are, be a good one.','Abraham Lincoln');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('Whenever I hear anyone arguing for slavery, I feel a strong impulse to see it tried on him personally.','Abraham Lincoln');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('With malice toward none, with charity for all, with firmness in the right as God gives us to see the right, let us finish the work we are in.','Abraham Lincoln');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('With the catching end the pleasures of the chase.','Abraham Lincoln');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('With the fearful strain that is on me night and day, if I did not laugh I should die.','Abraham Lincoln');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('You can fool all the people some of the time, and some of the people all the time, but you cannot fool all the people all the time.','Abraham Lincoln');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('Good communication is as stimulating as black coffee, and just as hard to sleep after.','Anne Morrow Lindbergh');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('Only with winter-patience can we bring The deep-desired, long-awaited spring.','Anne Morrow Lindbergh');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('The intellectual is constantly betrayed by his vanity. Godlike he blandly assumes that he can express everything in words; whereas the things one loves, lives, and dies for are not, in the last analysis completely expressible in words.','Anne Morrow Lindbergh');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('To a person in love, the value of the individual is intuitively known. Love needs no logic for its mission.','Charles A Lindbergh');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('Abroad in the world today is a monstrous falsehood, a consummate fabrication, to which all social agencies have loaned themselves and into which most men, women, and children have been seduced... "the Eleventh Commandment"; for such, indeed, has become the injunction: You Must Adjust.','Robert M Lindner');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('Its not hard to tell we was poor... when you saw the toilet paper dryin on the clothesline.','George Lindsey');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('The little things are most worthwhile - quiet word, a look, a smile.','Margaret Lindsey');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('This very moment is a seed from which the flowers of tomorrows happiness grow.','Margaret Lindsey');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('Ignorance is a voluntary misfortune.','Nicholas Ling');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('The four stages of man are infancy, childhood, adolescence and obsolescence.','Art Linkletter');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('It requires wisdom to understand wisdom: the music is nothing if the audience is deaf.','Walter Lippman');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('The final test of a leader is that he leaves behind him in other men the conviction and the will to carry on.','Walter Lippmann');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('The genius of a good leader is to leave behind him a situation which common sense, without the grace of genius, can deal with successfully.','Walter Lippmann');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('Where all men think alike, no one thinks very much.','Walter Lippmann');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('Time sneaks up on you like a windshield on a bug.','Jon Lithgow');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('The penalty of success is to be bored by the attentions of people who formerly snubbed you.','M W Little');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('Jimmy Carter as President is like Truman Capote marrying Dolly Parton. The job is just too big for him.','Rich Little');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('There is no virtue in being uncritical; nor is it a habit to which the young are given. But criticism is only the burying beetle that gets rid of what is dead, and, since the world lives by creative and constructive forces, and not by negation and destruction, it is better to grow up in the company of prophets than of critics.','Richard Livingstone');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('The Aitolians, the Akarnanians, the Macedonians, men of the same language, are united or disunited by trivial causes that arise from time to time; with aliens, with barbarians, all Greeks wage and will wage eternal war; for they are enemies by the will of nature, which is eternal, and not from reasons that change from day to day.','Titus Livius');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('Not many men have both good fortune and good sense.','Livy');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('Truth is often eclipsed but never extinguished.','Livy');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('Slow and steady wins the race.','Robert Lloyd');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('... there being nothing more evident than that creatures of the same species... should be equal amongst one another without subordination or subjection...','John Locke');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('Fortitude is the guard and support of the other virtues.','John Locke');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('I have always thought the actions of men the best interpreters of their thoughts.','John Locke');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('Where all is but dream, reasoning and arguments are of no use, truth and knowledge nothing.','John Locke');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('Security for UNIX is like multitasking for MS-DOS.','Kevin Lockwood');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('Though the mills of God grind slowly, yet they grind exceeding small.','Friedrich von Logau');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('Its not whether you get knocked down, its whether you get up.','Vince Lombardi');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('Run to daylight.','Vince Lombardi');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('The difference between a successful person and others is not a lack of strength, not a lack of knowledge, but rather in a lack of will.','Vincent T Lombardi');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('The greatest accomplishment is not in never falling, but in rising again after you fall.','Vince Lombardi');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('The quality of a persons life is in direct proportion to their commitment to excellence, regardless of their chosen field of endeavour.','Vince Lombardi');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('The spirit, the will to win, and the will to excel are the things that endure. These qualities are so much more important than the events that occur.','Vince Lombardi');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('Winning is a habit. Unfortunately, so is losing.','Vince Lombardi');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('Winning is not everything. Its the only thing.','Vince Lombardi');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('Winning isnt everything, but wanting to win is.','Vince Lombardi');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('Carolus V, Emperor of Rome, was wont to say that the Hispanic tongue was seemly for converse with God, the French with friends, the German with enemies, the Italian with the feminine sex.','Mikhail Lomonosov');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('"Go to Hell!" or other direct insult is all the answer a snoopy question deserves.','Lazarus Long');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('$100 placed at 7 percent interest compounded quarterly for 200 years will increase to more than $100,000,000, by which time it will be worth nothing.','Lazarus Long');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('A competent and self-confident person is incapable of jealousy in anything. Jealousy is invariably a symptom of neurotic insecurity.','Lazarus Long');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('A generation which ignores history has no past... and no future.','Lazarus Long');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('Always store beer in a dark place.','Lazarus Long');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('Beware of altruism. It is based on self-deception the root of all evil.','Lazarus Long');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('By the data to date, there is only one animal in the Galaxy dangerous to man man himself. So he must supply his own indispensable competition. He has no enemy to help him.','Lazarus Long');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('Courage is the complement of fear. A man who is fearless cannot be courageous. (He is also a fool.)','Lazarus Long');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('Delusions are often functional. A mothers opinions about her childrens beauty, intelligence, goodness, et cetera ad nauseam, keep her from drowning them at birth.','Lazarus Long');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('Everything in excess! To enjoy the flavour of life, take big bites. Moderation is for monks.','Lazarus Long');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('If it cant be expressed in figures, it is not science; it is opinion.','Lazarus Long');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('Never appeal to a mans better nature; he may not have one. Invoking his self-interest gives you more leverage.','Lazarus Long');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('People who go broke in a big way never miss any meals.','Lazarus Long');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('Secrecy is the beginning of tyranny.','Lazarus Long');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('There is no conclusive evidence of life after death, but there is no evidence of any sort against it. Soon enough you will know, so why fret about it?','Lazarus Long');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('This sad little lizard told me that he was a brontosaurus on his mothers side. I did not laugh; people who boast of ancestry often have little else to sustain them. Humouring them costs nothing and adds to happiness in a world in which happiness is always in short supply.','Lazarus Long');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('To stay young requires unceasing cultivation of the ability to unlearn old falsehoods.','Lazarus Long');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('Writing is not necessarily something to be ashamed of... but do it in private and wash you hands afterwards.','Lazarus Long');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('Yield to temptation; it may not pass your way again.','Lazarus Long');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('You can go wrong by being sceptical as readily as by being too trusting.','Lazarus Long');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('You enemy is never a villain in his own eyes. Keep this in mind, it may offer a way to make him your friend. If not, you can kill him without hate... and quickly.','Lazarus Long');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('Tax reform means, Dont tax you, dont tax me. Tax that fellow behind the tree.','Russell Long');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('All the means of action - the shapeless masses - the materials - lie everywhere about us. What we need is the celestial fire to change the flint into the transparent crystal, bright and clear. That fire is genius.','Henry Wadsworth Longfellow');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('Art is a revelation of man; and not merely that, but likewise the revelation of nature, speaking through man.','Henry Wadsworth Longfellow');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('Believe me, every man has his secret sorrows, which the world knows not; and oftentimes we call a man cold, when he is only sad.','Henry Wadsworth Longfellow');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('Doubtless criticism was originally benignant, pointing out the beauties of a work rather that its defects. The passions of men have made it malignant, as a bad heart of Procrustes turned the bed, the symbol of repose, into an instrument of torture.','Henry Wadsworth Longfellow');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('It is curious to note the old sea-margins of human thought. Each subsiding century reveals some new mystery; we build where monsters used to hide themselves.','Henry Wadsworth Longfellow');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('It takes less time to do a thing right than explain why you did it wrong.','Henry Wadsworth Longfellow');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('Joy, temperance, and repose, Slam the door on the doctors nose.','Henry Wadsworth Longfellow');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('Know how sublime a thing is to suffer and be strong.','Henry W Longfellow');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('Look not mournfully into the Past. It comes not back again. Wisely improve the Present. In is thine. Go forth to meet the shadowy Future, without fear, and a manly heart.','Henry Wadsworth Longfellow');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('Love gives itself; it is not bought.','Henry Wadsworth Longfellow');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('Most people would succeed in small things if they were not troubled with great ambitions.','Henry Wadsworth Longfellow');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('Music is the universal language of mankind ... poetry their universal pastime and delight.','Henry Wadsworth Longfellow');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('Nature is a revelation of God; Art a revelation of man.','Henry Wadsworth Longfellow');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('No man is so poor as to have nothing worth giving.','Henry Wadsworth Longfellow');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('Sit in reverie and watch the changing colour of the waves that break upon the idle seashore of the mind.','Henry Wadsworth Longfellow');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('Something attempted, something done, Has earned a nights repose.','Henry W Longfellow');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('Sometimes we may learn more from a mans errors, than from his virtues.','Henry Wadsworth Longfellow');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('Talk not of wasted affection; affection never was wasted.','Henry Wadsworth Longfellow');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('Tell me not, in mournful numbers, Life is but an empty dream! For the soul is dead that slumbers, and things are not what they seem. Life is real! Life is earnest! And the grave is not its goal; Dust thou art; to dust returnest, Was not spoken of the soul.','Henry Wadsworth Longfellow');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('The greatest firmness is the greatest mercy.','Henry Wadsworth Longfellow');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('The nearer the dawn the darker the night.','Henry Wadsworth Longfellow');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('The shades of night were falling fast, As though an Alpine village passed A youth, who bore, mid snow and ice, A banner with the strange device, Excelsior! His brow was sad; his eye beneath, Flashed like a falchion from its sheath, And like a silver clarion rung The accents of that unknown tongue, Excelsior!','Henry Wadsworth Longfellow');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('Thought takes man out of servitude, into freedom.','Henry Wadsworth Longfellow');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('Well has it been said that there is no grief like the grief which does not speak.','Henry Wadsworth Longfellow');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('You know I say just what I think, and nothing more and less. I cannot say one thing and mean another.','Henry Wadsworth Longfellow');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('You would attain to the divine perfection....','Henry W Longfellow);
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('I have a simple philosophy: Fill whats empty. Empty whats full. Scratch where it itches.','A R Longworth');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('If you cant say anything good about someone, sit right here by me.','Alice Roosevelt Longworth');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('If you havent got anything nice to say about anybody, come sit next to me.','Alice Roosevelt Longworth');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('The arts are an even better barometer of what is happening in our world than the stock market or the debates in congress.','Hendrik Willem Van Loon');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('Its nice to be important but its more important to be nice.','Trini Lopez');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('Nothing makes a woman more beautiful than the belief she is beautiful.','Sophia Loren');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('Spaghetti can be eaten most successfully if you inhale it like a vacuum cleaner.','Sophia Loren');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('Every man gets a narrower and narrower field of knowledge in which he must be an expert in order to compete with other people. The specialist knows more and more about less and less and finally knows everything about nothing.','Konrad Lorenz');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('Truth in science can be defined as the working hypothesis best suited to open the way to the next better one.','Konrad Lorenz');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('The average person thinks he isnt.','Father Larry Lorenzoni');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('When the house is on fire, one cannot occupy oneself with the stables.','King Louis, XV');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('An act of love that fails is just as much a part of the divine life as an act of love that succeeds, for love is measured by fullness, not by reception.','Harold Loukes');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('I dont really miss God, but I sure miss santa claus!','Courtney Love');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('The most merciful thing in the world ... is the inability of the human mind to correlate all its contents.','H P Lovecraft');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('Houston, we have a problem.','Jim Lovell, Apollo 13');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('Its true that I did get the girl, but then my grandfather always said, "Even a blind chicken finds a few grains of corn now and then."','Lyle Lovett, upon marrying Julia Roberts');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('If Jesus is the answer, then what was the question?','Jeffery Jay Lowder');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('Every man feels instinctively that all the beautiful sentiments in the world weigh less than a single lovely action.','Lowell');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('Its not failure, but low aim is crime.','Lowell');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('In creating, the only hard thing is to begin: a grass blades no easier to make than an oak.','James Russell Lowell');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('It is not the insurrections of ignorance that are dangerous, but the revolts of the intelligence.','James Russell Lowell');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('Reputation is in itself only a farthing candle, of a wavering and uncertain flame, and easily blown out, but it is the light by which the world looks for and finds merit.','James Russell Lowell');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('Solitude is as needful to the imagination as society is wholesome for the character.','James Russell Lowell');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('If it jams - force it. If it breaks, it needed replacing anyway.','Lowerys Law');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('Habit and routine have an unbelievable power to waste and destroy.','Henri de Lubac');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('Theres always one more bug.','Lubarskys Law of Cybernetic Entomology');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('Rest is not idleness, and to lie sometimes on the grass on a summer day listening to the murmur of water, or watching the clouds float across the sky, is hardly a waste of time.','Sir J Lubbock');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('There are three great questions which in life we have over and over again to answer: Is it right or wrong? Is it true or false? Is it beautiful or ugly? Our education ought to help us to answer these questions.','John Lubbock');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('Boldness is a mask for fear, however great.','Lucan');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('One of the most adventurous things left us is to go to bed. For no one can lay a hand on our dreams.','E V Lucas');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('There are two words for everything.','E V Lucas');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('No good deed goes unpunished.','Clare Boothe Luce');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('Success is that old ABC ... ability, breaks and courage.','Charles Luckman');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('I decline Christianity because it is Jewish, because it is international, and because, in cowardly fashion, it preaches Peace on Earth.','Erich von Ludendorff');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('We seek the comfort of another. Someone to share and share the life we choose. Someone to help us through the neverending attempt to understand ourselves. And in the end, someone to comfort us along the way.','Marlin Finch Lupus');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('Reason should be destroyed in all Christians.','Martin Luther');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('The fewer words the better prayer.','Martin Luther');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('There is no more lovely, friendly and charming relationship, communion or company than a good marriage.','Martin Luther');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('If a computer cable has one end, then it has another.','Lyalls Conjecture');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('The most important leg of a three legged stool is the one thats missing.','Lyalls Fundamental Observation');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('Marriages are made in heaven and consummated on Earth.','John Lyly');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('When the going gets tough, everyone leaves.','Lynchs Law');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('Its okay to take apart a roll and look at it and see the little seeds in it. But for some reason its not okay to take apart a spleen...','David Lynch');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('Everyone has the brainpower to follow the stock market. If you made it through fifth-grade math, you can do it.','Peter Lynch');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('It is in games that many men discover their paradise.','Robert Lynd');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('No doubt there are other important things in life besides conflict, but there are not many other things so inevitably interesting. The very saints interest us most when we think of them as engaged in a conflict with the Devil.','Robert Lynd');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('There are two sorts of curiosity ... the momentary and the permanent. The momentary is concerned with the odd appearance on the surface of things. The permanent is attracted by the amazing and consecutive life that flows on beneath the surface of things.','Robert Lynd');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('Wisdom and knowledge decrease in inverse proportion to age.','William J Lynott');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('For the memory of love is sweet, though the love itself were in vain. And what I have lost of pleasure, assuage what I find of pain.','Lyster');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('Art and science have their meeting point in method.','Edward Bulwer-Lytton');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('Beneath the rule of men entirely great, / The pen is mightier than the sword.','Edward Robert Bulwer-Lytton');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('Destiny is but a phrase of the weak human heart - the dark apology for every error. The strong and virtuous admit no destiny. On earth conscience guides; in heaven God watches. And destiny is but the phantom we invoke to silence the one and dethrone the other.','Edward Bulwer-Lytton');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('The best teacher is the one who suggests rather than dogmatizes, and inspires his listener with the wish to teach himself.','Edward Bulwer-Lytton');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('The true spirit of conversation consists in building on another mans observation, not overturning it.','Edward Bulwer-Lytton');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('When people have no other tyrant, their own public opinion becomes one.','Edward Bulwer-Lytton');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('From the Far East I send you one single thought, one sole idea... written in red on every beachhead form Australia to Tokyo... There is no substitute for victory!','General Douglas MacArthur');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('I shall return.','General Douglas MacArthur');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('In war there is no substitute for victory.','General Douglas MacArthur');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('Old soldiers never die, they just fade away.','General Douglas MacArthur');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('There are no atheists in the foxholes of Bataan.','Douglas MacArthur');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('His imagination resembles the wings of an ostrich.','Thomas Babington Macaulay');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('Many politicians... are in the habit of laying it down as a self-evident proposition, that no people ought to be free till they are fit to use their freedom. The maxim is worthy of the fool..who resolved not to go into the water till he had learned to swim.','Thomas Babington Macaulay');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('The measure of a mans real character is what he would do if he knew he would never be found out.','Thomas B Macaulay');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('Your grandchildren will likely find it incredible - or even sinful - that you burned up a gallon of gasoline to fetch a pack of cigarettes!','Doctor Paul MacCready, Jr');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('Consultants are mystical people who ask a company for a number and give it back to them.','MacDonalds Second Law');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('Friends, if we be honest with ourselves, we shall be honest with each other.','George MacDonald');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('Friendships, like marriages, are dependent on avoiding the unforgivable.','John D MacDonald');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('Nothing is wrong with California that a rise in the ocean level wouldnt cure.','Ross MacDonald');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('There is nothing wrong with Southern California that a rise in the ocean level wouldnt cure.','Ross MacDonald');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('Science itself, therefore, may be regarded as a minimal problem, consisting of the completest possible presentment of facts with the least possible expenditure of thought.','Ernst Mach');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('The imaginary friends I had as a kid dropped me because their friends thought I didnt exist.','Aaron Machado');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('There is no one so bound to his own face that he does not cherish the hope of presenting another to the world.','Antonio Machado');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('Art and reality are not two independent domains, external to one another, between which we can find only mechanical relationships. On the contrary, we must understand that art is something completely real, completely material.','Pierre Macherey');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('A new system is a hard thing to put into place, it is opposed by those that would be disadvantaged by the new system and it receives no support from those that would benefit.','Niccolo Machiavelli');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('A wise ruler ought never to keep faith when by doing so it would be against his interests.','Niccolo Machiavelli');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('Ambition is so powerful a passion in the human breast, that however high we reach we are never satisfied.','Niccolo Machiavelli');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('In truth, there never was any remarkable lawgiver amongst any people who did not resort to divine authority, as otherwise his laws would not have been accepted by the people; for there are many good laws, the importance of which is known to be the sagacious lawgiver, but the reasons for which are not sufficiently evident to enable him to persuade others to submit to them; and therefore do wise men, for the purpose of removing this difficulty, resort to divine authority.','Niccolo Machiavelli');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('It is better to be feared than loved, more prudent to be cruel than compassionate.','Niccolo Machiavelli');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('It is much more secure to be feared than to be loved.','Niccolo Machiavelli');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('It must be remembered that there is nothing more difficult to plan, more doubtful of success, nor more dangerous to manage, than the creation of a new system. For the initiator has the enmity of all who would profit by the preservation of the old institutions and merely lukewarm defenders in those who would gain by the new ones.','Niccolo Machiavelli');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('No enterprise is more likely to succeed than one concealed from the enemy until it is ripe for execution.','Niccolo Machiavelli');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('Politics have no relation to morals.','Niccolo Machiavelli');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('There is nothing more difficult to take in hand, more perilous to conduct, or more uncertain in its success, than to take the lead in the introduction of a new order to things.','Niccolo Machiavelli');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('War is a profession by which a man cannot live honourably; an employment by which the soldier, if he would reap any profit, is obliged to be false, rapacious, and cruel.','Niccolo Machiavelli');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('Pubs make you as drunk as they can as soon as they can, and turn nasty when they succeed.','Colin MacInnes');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('I think that, as life is action and passion, it is required of a man that he should share the passion and action of his time at peril of being judged not to have lived.','MacIver');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('The only mystery about the cat is why it ever decided to become a domesticated animal.','Compton MacKenzie');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('There are two distinct sorts of what we call bashfulness; this, the awkwardness of a booby, which a few steps into the world will convert into the pertness of a coxcomb; that, a consciousness, which the most delicate feelings produce, and the most extensive knowledge cannot always remove.','MacKenzie');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('Sex is hardly ever just about sex.','Shirley MacLaine');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('The best way to get husbands to do something is to suggest that perhaps they are too old to do it.','Shirley MacLaine');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('The more I travelled the more I realized that fear makes strangers of people who would be friends.','Shirley MacLaine');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('The world cannot always understand a persons profession of faith, but it can understand service.','Ian Maclaren');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('The remedy in the United States is not less liberty but real liberty an end to the brutal intolerance of churchly hooligans and flag corporations and all the rest of the small but bloody despots who have made the word Americanism a synonym for coercion and legal crime.','Archibald MacLeish');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('Algol was remarkable for its generality and elegance, particularly considering that it was designed by a committee.','Bruce J MacLennan');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('I still say a church steeple with a lightning rod on top shows a lack of confidence.','Doug MacLeod');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('No man succeeds without a good woman behind him. Wife or mother, if it is both, he is twice blessed indeed.','Harold MacMillan');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('Why would we have different races if God meant us to be alike and associate with each other?','Lester Maddox');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('A popular government without popular information, or the means of acquiring it, is but a prologue to a farce or a tragedy, or perhaps both. Knowledge will forever govern ignorance, and a people who mean to be their own governors must arm themselves with the power which knowledge gives.','James Madison');