INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('During almost fifteen centuries the legal establishment of Christianity has been upon trial. What has been its fruits? More or less, in all places, pride and indolence in the clergy; ignorance and servility in the laity,; in both, superstition, bigotry, and persecution.','James Madison');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('It is a universal truth that the loss of liberty will be charged to dangers, real or imagined, from abroad.','James Madison');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('Public opinion sets bounds to every government, and is the real sovereign in every free one.','James Madison');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('Religious bondage shackles and debilitates the mind and unfits it for every noble enterprise.','James Madison');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('What influence in fact have Christian ecclesiastical establishments had on civil society? In many instances they have been upholding the thrones of political tyranny. In no instance have they been seen as the guardians of the liberties of the people. Rulers who wished to subvert the public liberty have found in the clergy convenient auxiliaries. A just government, instituted to secure and perpetuate liberty, does not need the clergy.','James Madison');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('All our knowledge merely helps us to die a more painful death than the animals that know nothing.','Maurice Maeterlinck');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('The church says the earth is flat, when I know that it is round. For I have seen the shadow of the moon upon the earth. I have more faith in a shadow that I do in the church.','Ferdinand Magellan');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('The large print giveth and the small print taketh away.','Thomas Magliozzi');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('An object never serves the same function as its image... or its name.','Rene Magritte');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('There is nought better than to be with noble souls in company.','Mahabharata');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('If Jesus was a Jew, why did he have a Spanish name?','Bill Maher');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('You can tell whether a man is clever by his answers. You can tell whether a man is wise by his questions.','Naguib Mahfouz');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('If the facts do not conform to the theory, the facts must be disposed of.','Maiers Law');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('The function of socialism is to raise suffering to a higher level.','Norman Mailer');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('There was that law of life, so cruel and so just, that one must grow or else pay more for remaining the same.','Norman Mailer');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('There is an important difference between love and friendship. While the former delights in extremes and opposites, the latter demands equality.','Francoise dAubigne marquise de Maintenon');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('Every country has the government it merits.','Joseph de Maistre');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('I dont care about justice. Only about the law.','Mako');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('Eight Things your computer wont do: 1) It wont save you money. 2) It wont make your organization run right. 3) It wont solve every problem. 4) It wont run itself. 5) It wont always be right. 6) It wont meet all its own needs. 7) It wont protect itself. 8) It wont become obsolete.','J Makower');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('Rivers in the US are so polluted that acid rain makes them cleaner.','Andrew Malcolm');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('I have never in my life learned anything from any man who agreed with me.','Dudley Field Malone');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('And when man faces destiny, destiny ends and man comes into his own.','Andre Malraux');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('Be careful with quotations, you can damn anything.','Andre Malraux');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('Man is a dogs ideal of what God should be.','Andre Malraux');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('To command is to serve, nothing more and nothing less.','Andre Malraux');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('We must have courage to bet on our ideas, to take the calculated risk, and to act. Everyday living requires courage if life is to be effective and bring happiness.','Maxwell Maltz');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('Life is a banquet and most poor son of a bitches are starving out there... So Live!','Auntie Mame');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('Its only words... unless theyre true.','David Mamet');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('People may or may not say what they mean ... but they always say something designed to get what they want.','David Mamet');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('A good head and a good heart are always a formidable combination.','Nelson Mandela');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('It is not the kings and generals that make history. But the masses of the people.','Nelson Mandela');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('There is nothing like returning to a place that remains unchanged to find the ways in which you yourself have altered.','Nelson Mandela');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('We must use time wisely and forever realize that the time is always ripe to do right.','Nelson Mandela');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('Do all things with love.','Og Mandino');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('Treasure the love you receive above all. It will survive long after your good health has vanished.','Og Mandino');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('Our national flower is the concrete cloverleaf.','Lewis Manford');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('In a novel, the hero can lay ten girls and marry a virgin for the finish. In a movie, that is not allowed. The villain can lay anybody he wants, have as much fun and as he wants cheating, stealing, getting rich, and whipping servants. But you have to shoot him in the end.','Herman Mankiewicz');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('Logic is a systematic method of coming to the wrong conclusion with confidence.','Manlys Maxim');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('A mans dying is more the survivors affair than his own.','Thomas Mann');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('A solitary, unused to speaking of what he sees and feels, has mental experiences which are at once more intense and less articulate than those of a gregarious man.','Thomas Mann');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('It is love, not reason, that is stronger than death.','Thomas Mann');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('This was love at first sight, love everlasting: a feeling unknown, unhoped for, unexpected-in so far as it could be a matter of conscious awareness; it took entire possession of him, and he understood, with joyous amazement, that this was for life.','Thomas Mann');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('If I knew I was going to live this long, Id have taken better care of myself.','Mickey Mantle');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('Of what use is political liberty to those who have no bread? It is of value only to ambitious theorists and politicians.','Jean Paul Marat');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('If the shoe fits, buy it.','Imelda Marcos');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('A will finds a way.','Orison Swett Marden');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('All men who have achieved great things have been great dreamers.','Orison Swett Marden');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('Many a man has finally succeeded only because he has failed after repeated efforts. If he had never met defeat he would never have known any great victory.','Orison Swett Marden');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('Most of our obstacles would melt away if, instead of cowering before them, we should make up our minds to walk boldly through them.','Orison Swett Marden');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('The golden opportunity you are seeking is in yourself. It is not in your environment; it is not in luck or chance, or the help of others; it is in yourself alone.','Orison Swett Marden');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('The greatest thing a man can do in this world is to make the most possible out of the stuff that has been given him. This is success, and there is no other.','Orison Swett Marden');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('Whatever our creed, we feel that no good deed can by any possibility go unrewarded, no evil deed unpunished.','Orison Swett Marden');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('God help the poor fellow who squares his life according to this.','Marginalia');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('A love affair with knowledge will never end in heartbreak.','Michael Garrett Marino');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('We dont love qualities, we love persons; sometimes by reason of their defects as well as of their qualities.','Jacques Maritain');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('A lovely horse is always an experience... It is an emotional experience of the kind that is spoiled by words.','Beryl Markham');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('Africa is mystic; it is wild; it is a sweltering inferno; it is a photographers paradise, a hunters Valhalla, an escapists Utopia. It is what you will, and it withstands all interpretations. It is the last vestige of a dead world or the cradle of a shiny new one. To a lot of people, as to myself, it is just home. It is all these things but one thing - it is never dull.','Beryl Markham');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('I have learned that if you must leave a place that you have lived in and loved and where all your yesterdays are buried deep. Leave it any way except a slow way, leave it the fastest way you can. Never turn back and never believe that an hour you remember is a better hour because it is dead. Passed years seem safe ones, vanquished one, while the future lives in a cloud, formidable from a distance. The cloud clears as you enter it. I have learned this but, like everyone, I learned it late.','Beryl Markham');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('Silence is never so impenetrable as when the whisper of steel on paper strives to pierce it. I sit in a labyrinth of solitude jabbing at its bulwarks with the point of a pen, jabbing, jabbing.','Beryl Markham');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('We spent that night in Paris, and on the afternoon of the next day [we] sat at the Mayfair in London surrounded by all the comforting accessories to civilization - and drank a toast to Africa because we knew Africa was gone. Blix would see it again and so should I one day. And still it was gone. Seeing it again would not be living it again. You can always rediscover an old path and wander over it, but the best you can do then is to say, Ah, yes, I know this is turning! -or remind yourself that, while you remember that unforgettable valley, that valley no longer remembers you.','Beryl Markham');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('You can live a lifetime and, at the end of it, know more about other people than you know about yourself. You learn to watch yourself because you strive against loneliness. If you read a book, or shuffle a deck of cards, or care for a dog, you are avoiding yourself. The abhorrence of loneliness is as natural as wanting to live at all. If it were otherwise, men would never have bothered to make an alphabet, nor to have fashioned words out of what were only animal sounds, nor to have crossed continents, each man to see what the other looked like. Being alone in an aeroplane for even so short a time as a night and a day, irrevocably alone, with nothing to observe but your instruments and your own hands in semi-darkness, nothing to contemplate but the size of your small courage, nothing to wonder about but the beliefs, the faces, and the hopes rooted in your mind, such an experience can be as startling as the first awareness of a stranger walking by your side as night. You are the stranger.','Beryl Markham');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('Music and herb go together.','Bob Marley');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('Who ever loved that loved not at first sight?','Christopher Marlowe');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('He who awaits much can expect little.','Gabriel Garcia Marquez');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('No creo en Dios, pero le tengo miedo. (I dont believe in God, but Im afraid of Him.)','Gabriel Garcia Marquez');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('I would rather start a family than finish one.','Don Marquis');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('Ideas pull the trigger, but instinct loads the gun.','Don Marquis');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('It is better to be happy for a moment and be burned up with beauty than to live a long time and be bored all the while.','Don Marquis');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('Man cannot be uplifted; he must be seduced into virtue.','Don Marquis');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('Procrastination is the art of keeping up with yesterday.','Don Marquis');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('Publishing a volume of verse is like dropping a rose petal down the Grand Canyon and waiting for the echo.','Don Marquis');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('Some persons are likeable in spite of their unswerving integrity.','Don Marquis');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('The successful people are the ones who can think up things for the rest of the world to keep busy at.','Don Marquis');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('It is better to fail in a cause that will ultimately succeed than to succeed in a cause that will ultimately fail.','Peter Marshall');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('Congress is so strange. A man gets up to speak and says nothing. Nobody listens ... and then everybody disagrees.','Boris Marshalov');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('Let go of your attachment to being right, and suddenly your mind is more open. Youre able to benefit from the unique viewpoints of others, without being crippled by your own judgment.','Ralph Marston');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('Your goals, minus your doubts, equal your reality.','Ralph Marston');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('I belong to Bridegrooms Anonymous. Whenever I feel like getting married, they send over a lady in a housecoat and hair curlers to burn my toast for me.','Dick Martin');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('If written directions alone would suffice, libraries wouldnt need to have the rest of the universities attached.','Author Judith Martin');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('And remember, a day without sunshine is like... night!','Steve Martin');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('I dont know what Id believe in if it werent for my lucky astrology mood watch.','Steve Martin');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('Its not what you know, its what you think you know.','Steve Martin');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('Some people have a way with words and some people... no have way, I guess.','Steve Martin');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('Theres someone out there for everyone -even if you need a pickaxe, a compass, and night goggles to find them.','Steve Martin');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('These days its hard to look at a poodle without thinking what a good meal he would make.','Steve Martin');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('Most successful men have not achieved their distinction by having some new talent or opportunity presented to them. They have developed the opportunity that was at hand.','Bruce Marton');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('A mans only as old as the woman he feels.','Groucho Marx');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('Anyone can get old. All you have to do is live long enough.','Groucho Marx');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('From the moment I picked your book up until I laid it down I was convulsed with laughter. Some day I intend reading it.','Groucho Marx');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('Hello, I must be going...','Groucho Marx');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('I cannot say that I dont disagree with you.','Groucho Marx');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('I dont care to belong to any organization that accepts me as a member.','Groucho Marx');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('I find television very educating. Every time somebody turns on the set, I go into the other room and read a book.','Groucho Marx');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('I never forget a face. However, in your case, Ill be glad to make an exception.','Groucho Marx');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('I was married by a judge. I should have asked for a jury.','Groucho Marx');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('Ive had a perfectly wonderful evening. But this wasnt it.','Groucho Marx');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('If the income tax is the price we have to pay to keep the government on its feet, alimony is the price we have to pay for sweeping a woman off hers.','Groucho Marx');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('Military intelligence is a contradiction in terms.','Groucho Marx');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('One morning I shot an elephant in my pyjamas. How he got into my pyjamas Ill never know.','Groucho Marx');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('Outside of a dog, a book is probably mans best friend, and inside of a dog, its too dark to read.','Groucho Marx');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('Politics doesnt make strange bedfellows, marriage does.','Groucho Marx');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('Politics is the art of looking for trouble, finding it, misdiagnosing it, and then misapplying the wrong remedies.','Groucho Marx');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('The secret of life is honesty and fair dealing. If you can fake that, youve got it made.','Groucho Marx');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('Time flies like the wind. Fruit flies like a banana.','Groucho Marx');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('We in the industry know that behind every successful screenwriter stands a woman. And behind her stands his wife.','Groucho Marx');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('Whoever called it necking was a poor judge of anatomy.','Groucho Marx');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('Wives are people who feel they dont dance enough.','Groucho Marx');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('Anyone who knows anything of history knows that great social changes are impossible without feminine upheaval. Social progress can be measured exactly by the social position of the fair sex, the ugly ones included.','Karl Marx');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('Catch a man a fish, and you can sell it to him. Teach a man to fish, and you ruin a wonderful business opportunity.','Karl Marx');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('From each according to his abilities, to each according to his needs.','Karl Marx');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('Go on, get out. Last words are for fools who havent said enough.','Last words of Karl Marx, to his housekeeper');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('I am not a Marxist.','Karl Marx');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('In the domain of political economy, free scientific inquiry does not merely meet the same enemies as in all other domains. The peculiar nature of the material it deals with summons to the fray on the opposing side the most violent, sordid and malignant passions of the human breast, the Furies of private interest. The Established church, for instance, will more readily pardon an attack on thirty-eight of its thirty-nine articles than on one thirty-ninth of its income.','Karl Marx');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('Religion is the soul of soulless conditions, the heart of a heartless world, the opium of the people.','Karl Marx');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('The capitalist system carried within itself the seeds of its own destruction.','Karl Marx');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('The philosophers have only interpreted the world; the thing, however, is to change it.','Karl Marx');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('The rich will do anything for the poor but get off their backs.','Karl Marx');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('I must down to the sea again, to the lonely sea and the sky, and all I ask is a tall ship and a star to steer her by.','John Masefield');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('To the man who only has a hammer in the toolkit, every problem looks like a nail.','Abraham Maslow');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('We are not in a position in which we have nothing to work with. We already have capacities, talents, direction, missions, callings.','Abraham Maslow');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('Eighty percent of married men cheat in America. The rest cheat in Europe.','Jackie Mason');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('Cross-examination is like prospecting. When you hit a vein that looks promising, you dig until you strike gold.','Perry Mason');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('Times gradual touch has moulderd into beauty many a tower which when it frownd with all its battlements, was only terrible.','Mason');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('No brain is stronger than its weakest think.','Thomas L Masson');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('Follow me if I advance, kill me if I retreat, avenge me if I die.','Mary Matalin');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('If the people are to be the governors, who then shall be the governed?','Cotton Mather');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('We conquer not in any brilliant fashion we conquer by continuing.','George Matheson');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('You are right on target when you say that mad scientists have a total disregard for the wellbeing of others. We dont want to spread evil; we just see no point in bothering to spread good.','Richard M Mathews');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('Time extracts various values from a painters work. When these values are exhausted the pictures are forgotten, and the more a picture has to give, the greater it is.','Henri Matisse');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('And another of his disciples said unto him, Lord, suffer me first to go and bury my father. But Jesus said unto him, Follow me; and let the dead bury their dead.','Matthew, 8:21-22');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('For many are called, but few are chosen.','Matthew, 22:14');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('Therefore do not be anxious about tomorrow, for tomorrow will be anxious for itself. Let the days own trouble be sufficient for the day.','Matthew, 6:34');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('Beware of the physician who is great at getting out of trouble.','Matzs warning');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('Art for arts sake makes no more sense than gin for gins sake.','William Somerset Maugham');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('Death is a very dull, dreary affair, and my advice to you is to have nothing whatsoever to do with it.','William Somerset Maugham');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('Excess on occasion is exhilarating. It prevents moderation from acquiring the deadening effect of a habit.','William Somerset Maugham');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('Imagination grows by exercise, and contrary to common belief, is more powerful in the mature than in the young.','W Somerset Maugham');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('Impropriety is the soul of wit.','W Somerset Maugham');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('It is funny about life: if you refuse to accept anything but the very best you will very often get it.','William Somerset Maugham');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('It is salutary to train oneself to be no more affected by censure than by praise.','W Somerset Maugham');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('It was such a lovely day I thought it a pity to get up.','W Somerset Maugham');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('Its no good trying to keep up old friendships. Its painful for both sides. The fact is, one grows out of people, and the only thing is to face it.','W Somerset Maugham');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('Love is only the dirty trick played on us to achieve continuation of the species.','W Somerset Maugham');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('Love is what happens to men and women who dont know each other.','W Somerset Maugham');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('Man has always sacrificed truth to his vanity, comfort and advantage. He lives by make-believe.','William Somerset Maugham');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('No affectation of peculiarity can conceal a commonplace mind.','William Somerset Maugham');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('People ask for criticism, but they only want praise.','William Somerset Maugham');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('Perfection is what American women expect to find in their husbands... but English women only hope to find in their butlers.','W Somerset Maugham');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('The ability to quote is a serviceable substitute for wit.','William Somerset Maugham');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('The unfortunate thing about this world is that the good habits are much easier to give up than the bad ones.','William Somerset Maugham');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('To write simply is as difficult as to be good.','William Somerset Maugham');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('Tradition is a guide and not a jailer.','William Somerset Maugham');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('We are not the same persons this year as last; nor are those we love. It is a happy chance if we, changing, continue to love a changed person.','W Somerset Maugham');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('We know our friends by their defects rather than by their merits.','W Somerset Maugham');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('When I was young I had an elderly friend who used often to ask me to stay with him in the country. He was a religious man and he read prayers to the assembled household every morning. But he had crossed out in pencil all the passages that praised God. He said that there was nothing so vulgar as to praise people to their faces and, himself a gentleman, he could not believe that God was so ungentlemanly as to like it.','William Somerset Maugham');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('When I was young I was amazed at Plutarchs statement that the elder Cato began at the age of eighty to learn Greek. I am amazed no longer. Old age is ready to undertake tasks that youth shirked because they thought it would take too long.','William Somerset Maugham');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('When you choose your friends, dont be short-changed by choosing personality over character.','W Somerset Maugham');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('You cant learn too soon that the most useful thing about a principle is that it can always be sacrificed to expediency.','W Somerset Maugham');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('You know, of course, that the Tasmanians, who never committed adultery, are now extinct.','M Somerset Maugham');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('In literature as in love, we are astonished at what is chosen by others.','Andre Maurois');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('The most important quality in a leader is that of being acknowledged as such. All leaders whose fitness is questioned are clearly lacking in force.','Andre Maurois');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('Honest Officer, had I known my health stood in jeprody I would never had lit one.','Maxim, of the Hells Angels');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('I think it would be totally inappropriate for me to even contemplate what I am thinking about.','Former Candian Minister of Finance Don Mazankowski');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('It is impossible to defeat an ignorant man in argument.','William G McAdoo');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('The harder you work, the luckier you get.','McAlexander');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('A satirist is a man who discovers unpleasant things about himself and then says them about other people.','Peter McArthur');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('Some people have so much respect for their superiors they have none left for themselves.','Peter McArthur');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('Any body of men who believe in hell will persecute whenever they have the power.','Joseph M McCabe');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('The voters in this country should not be expected to decide which medicines are safe and effective.','Drug Czar Barry McCaffrey');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('Ambition is a poor excuse for not having sense enough to be lazy.','Charlie McCarthy');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('Being in politics is like being a football coach; you have to be smart enough to understand the game, and dumb enough to think its important.','Eugene McCarthy');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('It is dangerous for a national candidate to say things that people might remember.','Eugene McCarthy');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('The only thing that saves us from the bureaucracy is its inefficiency.','Eugene McCarthy');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('This is, I say, the time for all good men not to go to the aid of their party, but to come to the aid of their country.','Eugene McCarthy');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('Some people drink from the wellspring of knowledge... others gargle.','"Mac" McClaren');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('I am not an economist. I am an honest man!','Paul McCracken');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('Theres a way of transferring funds that is even faster than electronic banking. Its called marriage.','James Holt McGavran');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('The problem is not whether business will survive in competition with business, but whether business will survive at all in the face of social change.','Laurence Joseph McGinley');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('Marriage was all a womans idea and for mans acceptance of the pretty yoke, it becomes us to be grateful.','Phyllis McGinley');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('Im fed up to the ears with old men dreaming up wars for young men to die in.','George McGovern');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('It doesnt require any particular bravery to stand on the floor of the Senate and urge our boys in Vietnam to fight harder, and if this war mushrooms into a major conflict and a hundred thousand young Americans are killed, it wont be U. S. Senators who die. It will be American soldiers who are too young to qualify for the senate.','George McGovern');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('It is simply untrue that all our institutions are evil,... that all politicians are mere opportunists, that all aspects of university life are corrupt. Having discovered an illness, its not terribly useful to prescribe death as a cure.','George McGovern');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('The Establishment centre ... has led us into the stupidest and cruelest war in all history. That war is a moral and political disaster ... a terrible cancer eating away at the soul of our nation.','George McGovern');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('Man is a blind, witless, low brow, anthropocentric clod who inflicts lesions upon the earth.','Ian McHarg');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('No other success can compensate for failure in the home.','David O McKay');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('Im for abolishing and doing away with redundancy.','J Curtis McKay, Wisconsin State Elections Board');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('The invisible and the non-existent look very much alike.','Delo McKown');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('If you are brave too often, people will come to expect it of you.','Mignon McLaughlin');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('In the arithmetic of love, one plus one equals everything, and two minus one equals nothing.','Mignon McLaughlin');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('No one really listens to anyone else, and if you try it for a while youll see why.','Mignon McLaughlin');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('The young are generally full of revolt, and are often pretty revolting about it.','Mignon McLaughlin');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('There are so many things that we wish we had done yesterday, so few that we feel like doing today.','Mignon McLaughlin');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('I still say a church steeple with a lightening rod on top shows a lack of confidence.','Doug McLeod');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('Innovation for the holders of conventional wisdom is not novelty, but annihilation.','Marshal McLuhan');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('Our Age of Anxiety is, in great part, the result of trying to do todays jobs with yesterdays tools.','Marshall McLuhan');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('There are no passengers on spaceship earth. We are all crew.','Marshall McLuhan');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('Sometimes it is a great joy just to listen to someone we love talking.','Vincent McNabb');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('What great delight it is to see the ones we love and then to have speech with them.','Vincent McNabb');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('I owe the government $3400 in taxes. So I sent them two hammers and a toilet seat.','Michael McShane');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('A multiple personality is in a certain sense normal.','George H Mead');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('Never believe that a few caring people cant change the world. For, indeed, thats all who ever have.','Margaret Mead');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('Never doubt that a small group of thoughtful, committed citizens can change the world; indeed, its the only thing that ever has.','Margaret Mead');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('Sooner or later Im going to die, but Im not going to retire.','Margaret Mead');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('We have nowhere else to go... this is all we have.','Margaret Mead');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('Women want mediocre men, and men are working hard to become as mediocre as possible.','Margaret Mead');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('As I was going up the stair. I met a man who wasnt there. He wasnt there again today. I wish, I wish hed stay away.','Hughes Mearns');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('The USA is so enormous, and so numerous are its schools, colleges and religious seminaries, many devoted to special religious beliefs ranging from the unorthodox to the dotty, that we can hardly wonder at its yielding a more bounteous harvest of gobbledegook than the rest of the world put together.','Sir Peter Medawar');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('... You dont have many suspects who are innocent of a crime. Thats contradictory. If a person is innocent of a crime, then he is not suspected.','Edwin Meese');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('As President Nixon says, presidents can do almost anything, and President Nixon has done many things that nobody would have thought of doing.','Golda Meir');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('Dont be so humble - you are not that great.','Golda Meir, to a visiting diplomat');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('Those who do not know how to weep with their whole heart, dont know how to laugh either.','Golda Meir');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('To be successful, a woman has to be much better at her job than a man.','Golda Meir');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('You cannot shake hands with a clenched fist.','Golda Meir');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('Considering the flames and intolerance, shouldnt USENET be spelled ABUSENET?','Michael Meissner');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('A true friend is someone who thinks that you are a good egg even though he knows that you are slightly cracked.','Bernard Meltzer');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('... Can you send me about fifty fast-writing youths, with an easy style & not averse to polishing their labours? If you can, I wish you would, because since I have been here I have planned about that number of future works & cant find enough time to think about them separately. ... But I dont know but a book in a mans brain is better off than a book bound in calf ... at any rate it is safer from criticism. And taking a book off the brain, is akin to the ticklish and dangerous business of taking an old painting off a panel ... you have to scrape off the whole brain in order to get at it with due safety ... & even then, the painting may not be worth the trouble.','Herman Melville');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('... Each [of Thomsons poems] is so admirably honest and original that it would have been wonderful indeed had they hit the popular taste. They would have to be painstakingly diluted for that ... diluted with that prudential wordly element, wherewithall Mr Arnold has conciliated the conventionalists while at the same time showing the absurdity of Bumble. But for your admirable friend this would have been too much like trimming ... if trimming in fact it be. The motions of his mind in the best of his Essays are utterly untrammelled and independent, and yet falling naturally into grace and poetry. It is good for me to think of such a mind ... to know that such a brave intelligence has been ... and may yet be, for aught anyone can demonstrate to the contrary.','Herman Melville');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('... I could not but feel heartily vexed, that while the intelligent Editors of a publication like [Chambers Edinburgh Journal] should thus endorse the genuineness of the narrative ... so many numskulls on this side of the water should heroically avow their determination not to be "gulled" by it. The fact is, those who do not believe it are the greatest "gulls". ... full fledged ones too.','Herman Melville');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('... I had almost forgotten one thing ... the title of the book. ... From the first I have deeply regretted that it did not appear in England under the title I always intended for it ... "Typee" It was published here under that title & it has made a decided hit. Nor was anything else to be expected ... that is, if the book was going to succeed at all, for "Typee" is a title naturally suggested by the narrative itself, and not farfetched as some strange titles are. Besides, its very strangeness & novelty, founded as it is upon the character of the book ... are the very things to make "Typee" a popular title.','Herman Melville');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('... I have recently read his "Twice Told Tales" (I hadnt read but a few of them before) I think they far exceed the "Mosses" ... they are, I fancy, an earlier vintage from his wine. Some of those sketches are wonderfully subtle. Their deeper meanings are worthy of a Brahmin. Still there is something lacking ... a good deal lacking ... to the plump sphericity of the man. What is that? ... He doesnt patronise the butcher ... he needs roast-beef, done rare. ... Nevertheless, for one, I regard Hawthorne (in his books) as evincing a quality of genius, immensely loftier, & more profound, too, than any other American has shown hitherto in the printed form. Irving is a grasshopper to him ... putting the souls of the two men together, I mean.','Herman Melville, on Nathaniel Hawthorne');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('... I hope I shall never write such a book again ... Tho when a poor devil writes with duns all round him, & looking over the back of his chair ... & perching on his pen & diving in his inkstand ... like the devils about St: Anthony ... what can you expect of that poor devil? ... What but a beggarly Redburn!','Herman Melville, on Redburn');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('... My new book possessing unquestionable novelty, as regards my former ones, ... treating of utterly new scenes & characters; ... and, as I believe, very much more calculated for popularity than anything you have yet published of mine ... being a regular romance, with a mysterious plot to it, & stirring passions at work, and withal, representing a new & elevated aspect of American life ... all these considerations warrant me strongly in not closing with terms greatly inferior to those upon which our previous negotiations have proceeded. ... Besides, ... if you please, Mr Bentley ... let bygones be bygones; let those previous books, for the present, take care of themselves. For here now we have a new book, and what shall we say about this? If nothing has been made on the old books, may not something be made out of the new? ... At any rate, herewith you have it. Look at it and see whether it will suit you to purchase it.... It is a larger book, by 150 pages & more, than I thought it would be, at the date of my first writing you about it. Other things being equal, this circumstance, ... in your mode of publication ... must of course augment its value to you.... ... I have thought that, on several accounts, (one of which is, the rapid succession in which my works have lately been published) it might not prove unadvisable to publish this present book anonymously, or under an assumed name: ... "By a Vermonter" say. or "By Guy Winthrop."','Herman Melville, on Pierre');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('... To be blunt: the work I shall next publish will be in downright earnest a "Romance of Polynesian Adventure" ... But why this? The truth is, Sir, that the reiterated imputation of being a romancer in disguise has at last pricked me into a resolution to show those who may take any interest in the matter, that a real romance of mine is no Typee or Omoo, & is made of different stuff altogether. This I confess has been the main inducement in altering my plans ... but others have operated. I have long thought that Polynesia furnished a great deal of rich poetical material that has never been employed hitherto in works of fancy; and which to bring out suitably, required only that play of freedom & invention accorded only to the Romancer & poet. ... However, I thought, that I would postpone trying my hand at any thing fanciful of this sort, till some future day: tho at times when in the mood I threw off occasional sketches applicable to such a work. ... Well: proceeding in my narrative of facts I began to feel an incurable distaste for the same; & a longing to plume my pinions for a flight, & felt irked, cramped & fettered by plodding along with dull common places, ... So suddenly standing the thing altogether, I went to work heart & soul at a romance which is now in fair progress, since I had worked at it under an earnest ardour. ... Shout not, nor exclaim "Pshaw! Puh!" ... My romance I assure you is no dish water nor its model borrowed from the Circulating Library. It is something new I assure you, & original if nothing more. But I can give you no adequate idea, of it. You must see it for yourself. ... Only forbear to prejudge it. ... It opens like a true narrative ... like Omoo for example, on ship board ... & the romance & poetry of the thing thence grow continually, till it becomes a story wild enough I assure you & with a meaning too.','Herman Melville, on Omoo');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('... [A] metrical affair, a pilgrimage or what not, of several thousand lines, eminently adapted for unpopularity. ... The notification to you here is ambidexter, as it were: it may intimidate or allure.','Herman Melville, on Clarel');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('About the "whaling voyage" ... I am half way in the work, & am very glad that your suggestion so jumps with mine. It will be a strange sort of book, tho, I fear; blubber is blubber you know; tho you may get oil out of it, the poetry runs as hard as sap from a frozen maple tree; ... & to cook the thing up, one must needs throw in a little fancy, which from the nature of the thing, must be ungainly as the gambols of the whales themselves. Yet I mean to give the truth of the thing, spite of this.','Herman Melville, on Moby-Dick');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('And do not think, my boy, that because I, impulsively broke forth in jubilations over Shakespeare, that, therefore, I am of the number of the snobs who burn their tuns of rancid fat at his shrine. No, I would stand afar off & alone, & burn some pure Palm oil, the product of some overtopping trunk. ... I would to God Shakespeare had lived later, & promenaded in Broadway. Not that I might have had the pleasure of leaving my card for him at the Astor, or made merry with him over a bowl of the fine Duyckinck punch; but that the muzzle which all men wore on their soul in the Elizebethan day, might not have intercepted Shakespeares full articulations. For I hold it a verity, that even Shakespeare, was not a frank man to the uttermost. And, indeed, who in this intolerant universe is, or can be? But the Declaration of Independence makes a difference.','Herman Melville, on William Shakespeare');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('And perhaps after all, there is no secret. We incline to think that the Problem of the Universe is like the Freemasons mighty secret, so terrible to all children. It turns out, at last, to consist in a triangle, a mallet, and an apron, ... nothing more! We incline to think that God cannot explain His own secrets, and that He would like a little more information upon certain points Himself. We mortals astonish Him as much as He us.','Herman Melville');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('As to [James Thomsons] not achieving "fame" ... what of that? He is not the less, but so much the more. And it must have occurred to you as it has to me, that the further our civilization advances upon its present lines so much the cheaper sort of thing does "fame" become, especially of the literary sort. This species of "fame" a waggish acquaintance says can be manufactured to order, and sometimes is so manufactured thro the agency of a certain house that has a correspondent in every one of the almost innumerable journals that enlighten our millions from the Lakes to the Gulf & from the Atlantic to the Pacific.','Herman Melville');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('Being told that you particularly desired my autograph I cheerfully send it, and the author of "Typee" looks forward with complacency to his joining that goodly fellowship of names which the taste and industry of Dr. Sprague have collected. But believe me, Dear Sir, I take you to be indeed curious in these autographs, since you desire that of Herman Melville, Lansingburgh, July 24, 46. Now that I think of it, I was charged to write two of them ... you remember someone woke one morning and found himself famous. And here am I, just come from hoeing in the garden, writing autographs.','Herman Melville');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('But it is better to fail in originality than to succeed in imitation.','Herman Melville');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('Do you want to hear about the war? ... The war goes bravely on. McClellan is now within fifteen miles of the rebel capital, Richmond. New Orleans is taken &c &c &c....; But when the end ... the wind-up ... the grand pacification is coming, who knows. We beat the rascals in almost every field, & take all their ports &c, but they dont cry "Enough!" ... It looks like a long lane, with the turning quite out of sight.','Herman Melville, letter to his brother Thomas, 1862');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('For some days past being engaged in the woods with axe, wedge, & beetle, the Whale had almost completely slipped me for the time (& I was the merrier for it) when Crash! comes Moby Dick himself (as you justly say) & reminds me of what I have been about for part of the last year or two. It is really & truly a surprising coincidence ... to say the least. I make no doubt it is Moby Dick himself, for there is no account of his capture after the sad fate of the Pequod about fourteen years ago. ... Ye Gods! What a commentator is this Ann Alexander whale. What he has to say is short & pithy & very much to the point. I wonder if my evil art has raised this monster.','Herman Melville, in response to news of the sinking of a whale ship by a whale, 1851');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('He who has never failed somewhere, that man can not be great.','Herman Melville');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('I engage that the story shall contain nothing of any sort to shock the fastidious. There will be very little reflective writing in it; nothing weighty. It is adventure. As for its interest, I shall try to sustain that as well as I can.','Herman Melville, on Israel Potter');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('I have a sort of sea-feeling here in the country.','Herman Melville, on Life at Arrowhead');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('I have another work now nearly completed which I am anxious to submit to you before presenting it to any other publishing house. It embraces adventures in the South Seas (of a totally different character from "Typee") and includes an eventful cruise in an English Colonial Whaleman (A Sydney Ship) and a comical residence on the island of Tahiti. The time is about four months, but I & my narrative are both on the move during that short period. This new book begins exactly where Typee leaves off ... but has no further connection with my first work. ... Permit me here to assure Mr Murray that my new M.S.S. will be in a rather better state for the press than the M.S.S. [of Typee] handed to him by my brother. A little experience in this art of book-craft has done wonders.','Herman Melville, on Typee');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('I have been passing my time very pleasurably here, But chiefly in lounging on a sofa (a la the poet Grey) & reading Shakespeare. It is an edition in glorious great type, every letter whereof is a soldier, & the top of every "t" like a musket barrel. Dolt & ass that I am I have lived more than 29 years, & until a few days ago, never made close acquaintance with the divine William. Ah, hes full of sermons-on-the-mount, and gentle, aye, almost as Jesus. I take such men to be inspired. I fancy that this moment Shakespeare in heaven ranks with Gabriel Raphael and Michael. And if another Messiah ever comes twill be in Shakespeares person. ... I am mad to think how minute a cause has prevented me hitherto from reading Shakespeare. But until now, every copy that was come-atable to me, happened to be in a vile small print unendurable to my eyes which are tender as young sparrows. But chancing to fall in with this glorious edition, I now exult in it, page after page.','Herman Melville, on William Shakespeare');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('I have now in preparation a thing of widely different cast from "Mardi": ... a plain, straightforward, amusing narrative of personal experience ... the son of a gentleman on his first voyage to sea as a sailor ... no metaphysics, no conic-sections, nothing but cakes & ale. I have shifted my ground from the South Seas to a different quarter of the globe ... nearer home ... and what I write I have almost wholly picked up by my own observations under comical circumstances.','Herman Melville, on Redburn');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('I never had the honour of knowing, or even seeing, Mr Cooper personally; so that, through my past ignorance of his person, the man, though dead, is still as living to me as ever. And this is very much; for his works are among the earliest I remember, as in my boyhood producing a vivid, and awakening power upon my mind. It has always much pained me, that for any reason, in his latter years, his fame at home should have apparently received a slight, temporary clouding, from some very paltry accidents, incident, more or less, to the general career of letters. But whatever possible things in Mr Cooper may have seemed, to have, in some degree, provoked the occasional treatment he received, it is certain, that he possessed no slightest weaknesses, but those, which are only noticeable as the almost infallible indices of pervading greatness. He was a great, robust-souled man, all whose merits are not even yet fully appreciated. But a grateful posterity will take the best of care of Fennimore Cooper.
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('I see that Mardi has been cut into by the London Athenaeum, and also burnt by the common hangman in the Boston Post. However the London Examiner & Literary Gazette; & other papers this side of the water have done differently. These attacks are matters of course, and are essential to the building up of any permanent reputation ... if such should ever prove to be mine. ... "Theres nothing in it!" cried the dunce, when he threw down the 47th problem of the 1st book of Euclid ... "Theres nothing in it ... " ... Thus with the posed critic. But Time, which is the solver of all riddles, will solve Mardi.','Herman Melville, on Mardi');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('If Mardi be admitted to your shelves, your bibliographical Republic of Letters may find some contentment in the thought, that it has afforded refuge to a work, which almost everywhere else has been driven forth like a wild, mystic Mormon into shelterless exile.','Herman Melville, on Mardi');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('If some books are deemed most baneful and their sale forbid, how then with deadlier facts, not dreams of doting men? Those whom books will hurt will not be proof against events. Events, not books should be forbid.','Herman Melville');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('In a little notice of The Oregon Trail I once said something "critical" about another mans book ... I shall never do it again. Hereafter I shall no more stab at a book (in print, I mean) than I would stab at a man. ... I am but a poor mortal, & I admit that I learn by experience & not by divine intuitions. Had I not written & published Mardi, in all likelihood, I would not be as wise as I am now, or may be. For that thing was stabbed at (I do not say through) ... & therefore, I am the wiser for it.','Herman Melville, on Mardi');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('In the latter part of the coming autumn I shall have ready a new work; and I write you now to propose its publication in England. The book is a romance of adventure, founded upon certain wild legends in the Southern Sperm Whale Fisheries, and illustrated by the authors own personal experience, of two years & more, as a harpooner. Should you be inclined to undertake the book, I think that it will be worth to you 200 pounds.. Could you be positively put in possession of the copyright, it might be worth to you a larger sum ... considering its great novelty; for I do not know that the subject treated of has ever been worked up by a romancer; or, indeed, by any writer, in any adequate manner.','Herman Melville, on Moby-Dick');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('It ... is of the horrible texture of a fabric that should be woven of ships cables and hawsers. A Polar wind blows through it, & birds of prey hover over it. Warn all gentle fastidious people from so much as peeping into the book ... on risk of a lumbago & sciatics.','Herman Melville, on Moby-Dick');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('It is now quite a time since you first asked me for my photo: ... Well, here it is at last, the veritable face (at least, so says the Sun that never lied in his life) of your now venerable friend ... venerable in years. ... What the deuce makes him look so serious, I wonder. I thought he was of a gay and frolicsome nature, judging from a little rhyme of his about a Kitten, which you once showed me. But is this the same man? Pray, explain the inconsistency, or I shall begin to suspect your venerable friend of being a two-faced fellow and not to be trusted.','Herman Melville');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('Nay, I do not oscillate in Emersons rainbow, but prefer rather to hang myself in mine own halter than swing in any other mans swing. Yet I think Emerson is more than a brilliant fellow. Be his stuff begged, borrowed, or stolen, or of his own domestic manufacture he is an uncommon man. Swear he is a humbug ... then is he no common humbug. Lay it down that had not Sir Thomas Browne lived, Emerson would not have mystified ... I will answer, that had not Old Zacks father begot him, old Zack would never have been the hero of Palo Alto. The truth is that we are all sons, grandsons, or nephews or great-nephews of those who go before us. No one is his own sire. ... I was very agreeably disappointed in Mr Emerson. I had heard of him as full of transcendentalisms, myths & oracular gibberish; I had only glanced at a book of his once in Putnams store ... that was all I knew of him, till I heard him lecture. ... To my surprise, I found him quite intelligible, tho to say truth, they told me that that night he was unusually plain. ... Now, there is a something about every man elevated above mediocrity, which is, for the most part, instinctual perceptible. This I see in Mr Emerson. And, frankly, for the sake of the argument, let us call him a fool; ... then had I rather be a fool than a wise man. ... I love all men who dive. Any fish can swim near the surface, but it takes a great whale to go down stairs five miles or more; & if he dont attain the bottom, why, all the lead in Galena cant fashion the plummet that will. Im not talking of Mr Emerson now ... but of the whole corps of thought-divers, that have been diving & coming up again with bloodshot eyes since the world began. I could readily see in Emerson, notwithstanding his merit, a gaping flaw. It was, the insinuation, that had he lived in those days when the world was made, he might have offered some valuable suggestions. These men are all cracked right across the brow. And never will the pullers-down be able to cope with the builders-up. And this pulling down is easy enough ... a keg of powder blew up Blocks Monument ... but the man who applied the match, could not, alone, build such a pile to save his soul from the shark-maw of the Devil. But enough of this Plato who talks thro his nose.','Herman Melville, on Ralph Waldo Emerson');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('People here are all in a state of delirium about the Mexican War. A military ardour pervades all ranks ... Militia Colonels wax red in their coat facings ... and prentice boys are running off to the wars by scores. ... Nothing is talked of but the "Halls of the Montezumas" And to hear folks prate about those purely figurative apartments one would suppose that they were another Versailles where our democratic rabble meant to "make a night of it" ere long.... But seriously something great is impending. The Mexican War (tho our troops have behaved right well) is nothing of itself ... but "a little spark kindleth a great fire" as the well known author of the Proverbs very justly remarks. ... and who knows what all this may lead to ... Will it breed a rupture with England? Or any other great powers? ... Prithee, are there any notable battles in store ... any Yankee Waterloos? ... Or think once of a mighty Yankee fleet coming to the war shock in the middle of the Atlantic with an Englishone. ... Lord, the day is at hand, when we will be able to talk of our killed & wounded like some of the old Eastern conquerors reckoning them up by thousands; when the Battle of Monmouth will be thought childs play ... & canes made out of the Constitutions timbers be thought no more of than bamboos.','Herman Melville, letter to his brother Gansevoort');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('Poor [Charles Fenno] Hoffman ... I remember the shock I had when I first saw the mention of his madness. ... But he was just the man to go mad ... imaginative, voluptuously inclined, poor, unemployed, in the race of life distanced by his inferiors, unmarried, ... without a port or haven in the universe to make. His present misfortune ... rather blessing ... is but the sequel to a long experience of unwholesome habits of thought. ... This going mad of a friend or acquaintance comes straight home to every man who feels his soul in him, ... which but few men do. For in all of us lodges the same fuel to light the same fire. And he who has never felt, momentarily, what madness is has but a mouthful of brains. What sort of sensation permanent madness is may be very well imagined ... just as we imagine how we felt when we were infants, tho we cannot recall it. In both conditions we are irresponsible & riot like gods without fear of fate. ... It is the climax of a mad night of revelry when the blood has been transmuted into brandy. ... But if we prate much of this thing we shall be illustrating our own propositions.','Herman Melville');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('Settled by the people of all nations, all nations may claim her for their own. You can not spill a drop of American blood without spilling the blood of the whole world..No: our blood is as the flood of the Amazon, made up of a thousand noble currents all pouring into one. We are not a nation, so much as a world; for unless we may claim all the world for our sire, we are without father or mother.','Herman Melville');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('She makes a glorious Lady Macbeth, but her Desdemona seems like a boarding school miss. ... Shes so unfemininely masculine that had she not, on unimpeachable authority, borne children, I should be curious to learn the result of a surgical examination of her person in private. The Lord help Butler ... I marvel not he seeks being amputated off from his matrimonial half.','Herman Melville, on Fanny Kemble Butler');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('So, now, let us add Moby Dick to our blessing, and step from that. Leviathan is not the biggest fish; ... I have heard of Krakens.','Herman Melville, on Moby-Dick');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('Some Memoranda for Publishing Poems: 1) Dont stand on terms much with the publisher ... half-profits after expenses are paid will content me ... not that I expect much "profits" ... but that will be a fair nominal arrangement ... They should also give me 1 doz. copies of the book ... 2) Dont have the Harpers. ... I should like the Appletons or Scribner ... But Duyckincks advice will be good here. 3) The sooner the thing is printed and published, the better ... The "season" will make little or no difference, I fancy, in this case. 4) After printing, dont let the book hang back ... but publish, & have done. 5) For Gods sake dont have By the author of "Typee" "Piddledee" &c on the title-page. 6) Let the title-page be simply, Poems by Herman Melville. 7) Dont have any clap-trap announcements and "sensation" puffs ... nor any extracts published previous to publication of book ... Have a decent publisher, in short.... ... Of all human events, perhaps, the publication of a first volume of verse is the most insignificant; but though a matter of no moment to the world, it is still of some concern to the author, ... as these Mem. show ... Pray therefore, dont laugh at my Mem. but give heed to them, and so oblige Your brother Herman.','Herman Melville, letter to his brother Allan');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('The Blackwoods Edinburgh Magazine review of Redburn is very comical ... seemed so, at least, as I had to hurry over it ... in treating the thing as real. But the wonder is that the old Tory should waste so many pages upon a thing, which I, the author, know to be trash, & wrote it to buy some tobacco with.','Herman Melville, on Redburn');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('The fact is, almost everybody is having his "mug" engraved nowadays; so that this test of distinction is getting to be reversed; and therefore, to see ones "mug" in a magazine, is presumptive evidence that hes a nobody. So being as vain a man as ever lived; & believing that my illustrious name is famous throughout the world ... I respectfully decline being oblivionated by a Daguerreotype....','Herman Melville, response to Evert Duyckincks request for a photograph');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('The night previous to this I was at the second levee at the White House. There was a great crowd, & a brilliant scene. Ladies in full dress by the hundred. A steady stream of two-&-twos wound thro the apartments shaking hands with "Old Abe" and immediately passing on. This continued without cessation for an hour & a half. Of course I was one of the shakers. Old Able is much better looking [than] I expected & younger looking. He shook hands like a good fellow ... working hard at it like a man sawing wood at so much per cord. Mrs Lincoln is rather good-looking I thought. The scene was very fine altogether. Superb furniture ... flood of light ... magnificent flowers ... full band of music &c.','Herman Melville, on Abraham Lincoln');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('The other day I visited out of curiosity the Gansevoort Hotel, corner of "Little twelfth Street" and West Street. I bought a paper of tobacco by way of introducing myself: then I said to the person who served me: "Can you tell me what this word Gansevoort means? is it the name of a man? and if so, who was this Gansevoort?" Thereupon a solemn gentleman at a remote table spoke up: "Sir," said he, putting down his newspaper, "this hotel and the street of the same name are called after a very rich family who in old times owned a great deal of property hereabouts." The dense ignorance of this solemn gentleman, ... his knowing nothing of the hero of Fort Stanwix, aroused such an indignation in my breast, that, disdaining to enlighten his benighted soul, I left the place without further colloquy. Repairing to the philosophic privacy of the District Office, I then moralized upon the instability of human glory and the evanescence of ... many other things.','Herman Melville, letter to his mother');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('There are certain queer times and occasions in this strange mixed affair we call life when a man takes his whole universe for a vast practical joke.','Herman Melville');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('They [Redburn and White-Jacket] are two jobs, which I have done for money ... being forced to it, as other men are to sawing wood. And while I have felt obliged to refrain from writing the kind of book I would wish to; yet, in writing these two books, I have not repressed myself much ... so far as they are concerned; but have spoken pretty much as I feel. ... Being books, then, written in this way, my only desire for their "success" (as it is called) springs from my pocket, and not from my heart. So far as I am individually concerned, and independent of my pocket, it is my earnest desire to write those sort of books which are said to "fail"....','Herman Melville, on Redburn');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('This man-of-war book, My Dear Sir, is in some parts rather man-of-warish in style ... rather aggressive I fear. ... But you, who like myself, have experienced in person the usages to which a sailor is subjected, will not wonder, perhaps, at any thing in the book. Would to God, that every man who shall read it, had been before the mast in an armed ship, that he might know something himself of what he shall only read of.','Herman Melville, on White-Jacket');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('This new edition will be a Revised one, and I can not but think that the measure will prove a judicious one. ... The revision will only extend to the exclusion of those parts not naturally connected with the narrative, and some slight purifications of style. I am persuaded that the intrinsic merit of the narrative alone ... & that other portions, however interesting they may be in themselves, only serve to impede the story. The book is certainly calculated for popular reading, or for none at all. ... If the first, why then, all passages which are calculated to offend the tastes, or offer violence to the feelings of any large class of readers are certainly objectionable. ... Proceeding from this principle then, I have rejected every thing, in revising the book, which refers to the missionaries. Such passages are altogether foreign to the adventure, & altho they may possess a temporary interest now, to some, yet so far as the wide & permanent popularity of the work is concerned, theirexclusion will certainly be beneficial, for to that end, the less the book has to carry along with it the better.','Herman Melville, on Typee');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('This recovery [from a riding accident] is flattering to my vanity. I begin to indulge in the pleasing idea that my life must needs be of some value. Probably I consume a certain amount of oxygen, which unconsumed might create some subtle disturbance in Nature. Be that as it may, I am going to try and stick to the conviction named above. For I have observed that such an idea, once well bedded in a man, is a wonderful conservator of health and almost a prophecy of long life. I once, like other spoonies, cherished a loose sort of notion that I did not care to live very long. But I will frankly own that I have now no serious, no insuperable objections to a respectable longevity. I dont like the idea of being left out night after night in a cold church-yard.','Herman Melville');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('This time tomorrow I shall be on land, & press English earth after the lapse of ten years ... then a sailor, now H.M. author of "Peedee" "Hullabaloo" & "Pog-Dog."','Herman Melville, on Redburn');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('Typee has come out measurably unscathed from the fiery ordeal of Mr Wileys criticisms. I trust as it now stands the book will retain all those essential features which most commended it to the public favour.','Herman Melville, on Typee');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('We cannot live only for ourselves. A thousand fibres connect us with our fellow men; and among those fibres, as sympathetic threads, our actions run as causes, and they come back to us as effects.','Herman Melville');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('What I feel most moved to write, that is banned, ... it will not pay. Yet, altogether, write the other way I cannot. So the product is a final hash, and all my books are botches.','Herman Melville');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('Whats the use of elaborating what, in its very essence, is so short-lived as a modern book? Though I wrote the Gospels in this century, I should die in the gutter.... Think of it! To go down to posterity is bad enough, any way; but to go down as a "man who lived among the cannibals"!... I have come to regard this matter of Fame as the most transparent of all vanities.','Herman Melville');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('Where does the violet tint ends and the orange tint begins? Distinctly we see the difference of the colours, but where exactly does the one first blending enter into the other. So with sanity and insanity.','Herman Melville');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('Whoever is not in the possession of leisure can hardly be said to possess independence. They talk of the dignity of work. Bosh. True Work is the necessity of poor humanitys earthly condition. The dignity is in leisure. Besides, 99 hundreths of all the work done in the world is either foolish and unnecessary, or harmful and wicked.','Herman Melville');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('Would that a man could do something & then say ... It is finished. ... not that one thing only, but all others ... that he has reached his uttermost, & can never exceed it. But live & push ... tho we put one leg forward ten miles ... its no reason the other leg must lag behind ... no, that must again distance the other ... & so we go till we get the cramp & die.','Herman Melville');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('You are young; but I am verging upon three-score, and at times a certain lassitude steals over one ... in fact, a disinclination for doing anything except the indispensable. At such moments the problem of the universe seems a humbug, and epistolary obligations mere moonshine, and the ... well, nepenthe seems all-in-all.... You are young (as I said before) but I aint; and at my years, and with my disposition, or rather, constitution, one gets to care less and less for everything except downright good feeling. Life is so short, and so ridiculous and irrational (from a certain point of view) that one knows not what to make of it, unless ... well, finish the sentence for yourself. Thine in these inexplicable fleshly bonds, H.M.','Herman Melville');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('You ask for "documentary evidences" of my having been at the Marquesas ... in Typee. ... Dear Sir, how indescribably vexatious, when one really feels in his very bones that he has been there, to have a parcel of blockheads question it! ... Not (let me hurry to tell you) that Mr John Murray comes under that category ... Oh no ... Mr Murray I am ready to swear stands fast by the faith, believing "Typee" from Preface to Sequel ... He only wants something to stop the mouths of the senseless sceptics ... men who go straight from their cradles to their graves & never dream of the queer things going on at the antipodes. ... I know not how to set about getting the evidence ... How under Heaven am I to subpoena the skipper of the Dolly who by this time is the Lord only knows where, or Kory-Kory who Ill be bound is this blessed day taking his noon nap somewhere in the flowery vale of Typee, some leagues too from the Monument. Seriously on the receipt of your welcome favour, Dear Sir, I addressed a note to the owners of the ship, asking if they could procure for me, a copy of that part of the ships log which makes mention of two rascals running away at Nukaheva ... to wit Herman Melville and Richard T. Greene. As yet I have nothing in reply ... If I think of any other kind of evidence I will send it, if it can be had & dispatched.','Herman Melville, on Typee');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('You ask me about "the jacket." I answer it was a veritable garment ... which I suppose is now somewhere at the bottom of Charles river. I was a great fool, or I should have brought such a remarkable fabric (as it really was, to behold) home with me. Will you excuse me from telling you ... or rather from putting on pen-&-ink record over my name, the real names of the individuals who officered the frigate. I am very loath to do so, because I have never indulged in any ill-will or disrespect for them, personally; & shrink from any thing that approaches to a personal identification of them with characters that were only intended to furnish samples of a tribe ... characters, also, which possess some not wholly complimentary traits. If you think it worth knowing ... I will tell you all, when I next have the pleasure of seeing you face to face.','Herman Melville, on White-Jacket');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('You may think, in your own mind that a man is unwise, ... indiscreet, to write a work of that kind, when he might have written one perhaps, calculated merely to please the general reader, & not provoke attack, however masqued in an affectation of indifference or contempt. But some of us scribblers, My dear Sir, always have a certain something unmanageable in us, that bids us do this or that, and be done it must ... hit or miss.','Herman Melville, on Mardi');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('Literature is being taught as though it were only political medicine or political poison... a view that is not only illiberal but illiterate.','Louis Menand');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('Friendship is one mind in two bodies.','Mencius');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('A judge is a law student who marks his own examination papers.','Henry Louis Mencken');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('A Sunday school is a prison in which children do penance for the evil conscience of their parents.','H L Mencken');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('Adultery is the application of democracy of love.','H L Mencken');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('After all, all he did was string together a lot of old, well-known quotations.','H L Mencken, on Shakespeare');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('All successful newspapers are ceaselessly querulous and bellicose. They never defend anyone or anything if they can help it; if the job is forced upon them, they tackle it by denouncing someone or something else.','H L Mencken');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('An idealist is one who, on noticing that roses smell better than a cabbage, concludes that it will also make better soup.','Henry Louis Mencken');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('And what is a good citizen? Simply one who never says, does or thinks anything that is unusual. Schools are maintained in order to bring this uniformity up to the highest possible point. A school is a hopper into which children are heaved while they are still young and tender; therein they are pressed into certain standard shapes and covered from head to heels with official rubber stamps.','Henry Louis Mencken');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('Arcana Coelestica: Archbishop - A Christian ecclesiastic of a rank superior to that obtained by Christ.','H L Mencken');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('Arcana Coelestica: Puritanism - The haunting fear that someone, somewhere, may be happy.','H L Mencken');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('As the arteries grow hard, the heart grows soft.','H L Mencken');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('Bachelors have consciences, married men have wives.','Henry Louis Mencken');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('Bachelors know more about women than married men do. If they didnt, theyd be married too.','Henry Louis Mencken');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('Communism, like any other revealed religion, is largely made up of prophecies.','H L Mencken');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('Conscience is a mother-in-law whose visit never ends.','H L Mencken');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('Conscience is the inner voice that warns us that someone might be looking.','Henry Louis Mencken');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('Criticism is prejudice made plausible.','H L Mencken');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('Democracy is the theory that the common people know what they want and deserve to get it good and hard.','H L Mencken');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('Do not overestimate the decency of the human race.','Henry Louis Mencken');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('Every normal man must be tempted at times to spit on his hands, hoist the black flag, and begin slitting throats.','H L Mencken');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('Faith may be defined briefly as an illogical belief in the occurrence of the improbable.','H L Mencken');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('For every human problem, there is a neat simple solution; and it is always wrong.','H L Mencken');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('Giving every man a vote has no more made men wise and free than Christianity has made them good.','Henry Louis Mencken');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('I dont hate religious people; I find them comical.','Mencken');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('If a politician found he had cannibals among his constituents, he would promise them missionaries for dinner.','H L Mencken');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('Imagine the Creator as a low comedian, and at once the world becomes explicable.','Henry Louis Mencken');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('Immorality: The morality of those who are having a better time.','H L Mencken');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('In the United States... politics is purged of all menace, all sinister quality, all genuine significance, and stuffed with such gorgeous humours, such inordinate farce that one comes to the end of a campaign with ones ribs loose, and ready for ``King Lear, or a hanging, or a course of medical journals.','Henry Louis Mencken');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('In this world of sin and sorrow there is always something to be thankful for; as for me, I rejoice that I am not a Republican.','H L Mencken');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('It is hard to believe that a man is telling the truth when you know that you would lie if you were in his place.','H L Mencken');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('It is impossible to believe that the same God who permitted His own son to die a bachelor regards celibacy as an actual sin.','H L Mencken');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('It is inaccurate to say that I hate everything. I am strongly in favour of common sense, common honesty, and common decency. This makes me forever ineligible for public office.','Henry Louis Mencken');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('It takes a long while for a naturally trustful person to reconcile himself to the idea that after all God will not help him.','H L Mencken');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('Legend: a lie that has attained the dignity of age.','H L Mencken');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('Life is a dead-end street.','H L Mencken');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('Los Angeles: nineteen suburbs in search of a metropolis.','H L Mencken');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('Love is an emotion that is based on an opinion of women that is impossible for those who have had any experience with them.','H L Mencken');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('Love is the delusion that one woman differs from another.','Henry Louis Mencken');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('Love is the triumph of imagination over intelligence.','H L Mencken');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('Man is a natural polygamist. He always has one woman leading him by the nose and another hanging on to his coattails.','H L Mencken');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('Men become civilized, not in proportion to their willingness to believe, but in their readiness to doubt.','H L Mencken');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('Men have a much better time of it than women; for one thing, they marry later; for another thing they die earlier.','H L Mencken');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('No one blames a man for believing that his wife is beautiful, but it is impossible to avoid disgust in the presence of one who believes that he has an immortal soul of some vaguely gaseous nature and that it will continue to exist four hundred million years after he has been shovelled away...','Henry Louis Mencken');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('No one ever went broke underestimating the taste of the American public.','H L Mencken');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('On one issue at least, men and women agree; they both distrust women.','Henry Louis Mencken');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('One horse-laugh is worth ten thousand syllogisms. It is not only more effective; it is also vastly more intelligent.','H L Mencken');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('Opera in English is, in the main, about as sensible as baseball in Italian.','H L Mencken');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('School days are the unhappiest in the whole span of human existence. They are full of dull, unintelligible tasks, new and unpleasant ordinances, with brutal violations of common sense and common decency.','Henry Louis Mencken');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('Sin is a dangerous toy in the hands of the virtuous. It should be left to the congenitally sinful, who know when to play with it and when to let it alone.','H L Mencken');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('The basic fact about human existence is not that it is a tragedy, but that it is a bore. It is not so much a war as an endless standing in line.','H L Mencken');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('The cynics are right nine times out of ten.','H L Mencken');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('The happiest man was the one who came nearest to killing the obvious human desires, hopes and aspirations; the soaring, starving poet.','Henry Louis Mencken');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('The older I grow the more I distrust the familiar doctrine that age brings wisdom.','H L Mencken');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('The penalty for laughing in a courtroom is six months in jail; if it were not for this penalty, the jury would never hear the evidence.','H L Mencken');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('The truth is that Christian theology, like every other theology, is not only opposed to the scientific spirit; it is also opposed to all other attempts at rational thinking. Not by accident does Genesis 3 make the father of knowledge a serpent slimy, sneaking and abominable. Since the earliest days the church as an organization has thrown itself violently against every effort to liberate the body and mind of man. It has been, at all times and everywhere, the habitual and incorrigible defender of bad governments, bad laws, bad social theories, bad institutions. It was, for centuries, an apologist for slavery, as it was the apologist for the divine right of kings.','Henry Louis Mencken');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('The whole aim of practical politics is to keep the populace in a continual state of alarm (and hence clamorous to be led to safety) by menacing them with an endless series of hobgoblins, all of them imaginary.','H L Mencken');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('Time is the great legalizer, even in the field of morals.','H L Mencken');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('Under democracy one party always devotes its chief energies to trying to prove that the other party is unfit to rule... and both commonly succeed, and are right.','H L Mencken');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('Unquestionably, there is progress. The average American now pays out twice as much in taxes as he formerly got in wages.','H L Mencken');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('We must respect the other fellows religion, but only in the sense and to the extent that we respect his theory that his wife is beautiful and his children smart.','H L Mencken');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('When women kiss it always reminds one of prize fighters shaking hands.','H L Mencken');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('Whenever A attempts by law to impose his moral standards upon B, A is most likely a scoundrel.','H L Mencken');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('Whenever a husband and wife begin to discuss their marriage, they are giving evidence at an inquest.','H L Mencken');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('Love cures people, both the ones who give it and the ones who receive it.','Doctor Karl Menninger');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('Beauty is the first present nature gives to woman and the first it takes away.','George Brossin Mere');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('I expect Woman will be the last thing civilized by Man.','George Meredith');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('Trust and youre betrayed; dont trust and you betray yourself.','Prince Merlin, of Amber');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('Its not enough that I should succeed ... others should fail.','David Merrick');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('Like most intellectuals, he is immensely stupid.','Marquise de Merteuil');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('Children should be like waffles; you should be able to throw the first one away.','Mary Alice Messenger');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('There is intelligent life on earth, but I will go back home on Monday.','Davorin Mestric');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('I am still learning.','Michelangelo');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('I saw the angel in the marble and carved until I set him free.','Michelangelo');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('Lord, grant that I may always desire more than I accomplish.','Michelangelo');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('You are one of the forces of nature.','Jules Michelet');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('Love is never to be defined because it grows and changes with every year of life, and each person knows it as a different miracle.','James Michener');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('My own life has been spent chronicling the rise and fall of human systems, and I am convinced that we are terribly vulnerable.... We should be reluctant to turn back upon the frontier of this epoch. Space is indifferent to what we do; it has no feeling, no design, no interest in whether or not we grapple with it. But we cannot be indifferent to space, because the grand, slow march of intelligence has brought us, in our generation, to a point from which we can explore and understand and utilize it. To turn back now would be to deny our history, our capabilities.','James A Michener');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('The worst part of having success is to try finding someone who is happy for you.','Bette Midler');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('The disappearance of a sense of responsibility is the most far consequence of submission to authority.','Stanley Milgram');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('A man and still more the woman, who can be accused either of doing what nobody does, or of not doing what everybody does, is... in peril of a commission de lunatico.','John Stuart Mill');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('Ask yourself whether you are happy and you cease to be so.','John Stuart Mill');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('Conservatives are not necessarily stupid, but most stupid people are conservatives.','John Stuart Mill');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('He who knows only his own side of the case, knows little of that.','John Stuart Mill');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('If all mankind minus one were of one opinion, mankind would be no more justified in silencing that one person than he, if he had the power, would be justified in silencing mankind.','John Stuart Mill');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('In the case of any person whose judgement is really deserving of confidence, how has it become so? Because he has kept his mind open to criticism of his opinions and conduct. Because it has been his practice to listen to all that could be said against him; to profit by as much of it as was just, and expound to himself... the fallacy of what was fallacious.','John Stuart Mill');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('Liberty consists in doing what one desires.','John Stuart Mill');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('One person with a belief is equal to a force of ninety-nine who have only interest.','John Stuart Mill');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('The price paid for intellectual pacification is the sacrifice of the entire moral courage of the human mind.','John Stuart Mill');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('The worth of the state, in the long run, is the worth of the individuals composing it.','John Stuart Mill');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('There is one characteristic of the present direction of public opinion peculiarly calculated to make it intolerant of any marked demonstration of individuality. The general average of mankind are not only moderate in intellect, but also moderate in inclinations; they have no tastes or wishes strong enough to incline them to do anything unusual, and they consequently do not understand those who have, and class all such with the wild and intemperate who they are accustomed to look down upon.','John Stuart Mill');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('We can never be sure that the opinion we are endeavouring to stifle is a false opinion; and if we were sure, stifling it would be an evil still.','John Stuart Mill');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('It is not true that life is one damn thing after another... Its one damn thing over and over.','Edna St Vincent Millay');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('Man has never been the same since God died.','Millay');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('There is no God. But it does not matter. Man is enough.','Edna St Vincent Millay');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('In view of all the deadly computer viruses that have been spreading lately, Weekend Update would like to remind you: when you link up to another computer, youre linking up to every computer that that computer has ever linked up to.','Dennis Miller');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('Lotto fever hit New York again this week, and like the old saying goes, `You gotta be in it to win it... but first, you gotta have a dead end job so pathetic youre willing to kill five hours standing in line for a 1 in 25 million chance.','Dennis Miller');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('Even if it doesnt work, there is something healthy and invigorating about direct action.','Henry Miller');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('Every man has his own destiny: the only imperative is to follow it, to accept it, no matter where it leads him.','Henry Miller');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('I have no money, no resources, no hopes. I am the happiest man alive.','Henry Miller');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('In this age, which believes that there is a short cut to everything, the greatest lesson to be learned is that the most difficult way is, in the long run, the easiest.','Henry Miller');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('Sex is one of the nine reasons for reincarnation. . . the other eight are unimportant.','Henry Miller');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('The new always carries with it the sense of violation, of sacrilege. What is dead is sacred; what is new, that is, different, is evil, dangerous, or subversive.','Henry Miller');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('The world is not to be put in order, the world is order incarnate. It is for us to put ourselves in unison either this order.','Henry Miller');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('To enter life by way of the vagina is as good a way as any.','Henry Miller');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('When one is trying to do something beyond his known powers it is useless to seek the approval of friends. Friends are at their best in moments of defeat.','Henry Miller');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('One of the best things people could do for their descendants would be to sharply limit the number of them.','Olin Miller');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('To be absolutely certain about something, one must know everything or nothing about it.','Olin Miller');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('You probably wouldnt worry about what people think of you if you could know how seldom they do.','Olin Miller');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('Dont take life seriously because you cant come out of it alive.','Warren Miller');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('Money couldnt buy friends, but you get a better class of enemy.','Spike Milligan');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('I was taught very early that I would have to depend entirely upon myself; that my future lay in my own hands.','Darius Ogden Mills');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('One of the advantages of being disorderly is that one is constantly making exciting discoveries.','A A Milne');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('Accuse not nature, she hath done her part; Do thou but thine, and be not diffident Of wisdom, she deserts thee not, if thou Dismiss not her, when most thou needest her nigh, By attributing overmuch to things Less excellent, as thou thyself perceivest.','John Milton');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('But wherefore thou alone? Wherefore with thee Came not all hell broke loose? Is pain to them Less pain, less to be fled, or thou than they Less hardy to endure? Courageous chief, The first in flight from pain, hadst thou alleged To thy deserted host this cause of flight, Thou surely hadst not come sole fugitive.','John Milton');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('Fear and dull disposition, lukewarmness and sloth, are not seldom wont to cloak themselves under the affected name of Moderation.','John Milton');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('He who reigns within himself, and rules passions, desires and fears, is more than a king.','Milton');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('Here at last We shall be free; the Almighty hath not built Here for his envy, will not drive us hence: Here we may reign secure, and in my choice To reign is worth ambition though in Hell: Better to reign in Hell, than serve in Heaven.','John Milton');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('It is better to rule in hell than to serve in heaven.','Milton');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('Sober, steadfast, and demure.','John Milton');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('The sum of earthly bliss.','John Milton');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('When the waves are round me breaking, As I pace the deck alone, And my eye in vain is seeking Some green leaf to rest upon; What would not I give to wander Where my old companions dwell? Absence makes the heart grow founder, Isle of Beauty, fare thee well!','John Milton');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('Where no hope is left, is left no fear.','Milton');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('In political discussion heat is in inverse proportion to knowledge.','J G C Minchin');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('Life is like a movie... since there arent any commercial breaks, you have to get up and go to the bathroom in the middle of it.','Nick Mirov');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('I cant be home, Im not done with my book!','Mistopheles');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('I love children, especially when they cry, for then someone takes them away.','Nancy Mitford');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('A fellow who is always declaring hes no fool usually has his suspicions.','Wilson Mizner');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('Always be nice to people on the way up; because youll meet the same people on the way down.','Wilson Mizner');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('Copy from one, its plagiarism; copy from two, its research.','Wilson Mizner');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('Gambling: The sure way of getting nothing for something.','Wilson Mizner');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('I can usually judge a fellow by what he laughs at.','Wilson Mizner');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('I respect faith, but doubt is what gives you an education.','Wilson Mizner');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('Ive known countless people who were reservoirs of learning, yet never had a thought.','Wilson Mizner');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('Life is a tough proposition and the first hundred years are the hardest.','Wilson Mizner');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('The best way to keep your friends is not to give them away.','Wilson Mizner');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('The gent who wakes up and finds himself a success hasnt been asleep.','Wilson Mizner');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('The worst tempered people I have ever met were those who knew that they were wrong.','Wilson Mizner');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('You cant leave footprints in the sands of time if youre sitting on your butt. And who wants to leave buttprints in the sands of time?','Bob Moawad');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('The trouble with most jobs is the job holders resemblance to being one of a dog sled team. No one gets a change of scenery except the lead dog.','Moers truism');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('Where one is present, God is the second, and where there are two, God is the third.','Mohammed');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('Intelligence has nothing to do with politics.','Londo Molari');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('A lover tries to stand in well with the pet dog of the house.','Moliere');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('A wise man is superior to any insults which can be put upon him, and the best reply to unseemly behaviour is patience and moderation.','Moliere');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('I live on good soup, not on fine words.','Moliere');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('Oh, how fine it is to know a thing or two.','Moliere');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('One dies only once, and its for such a long time.','Moliere');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('The more we love our friends, the less we flatter them; it is by excusing nothing that pure love shows itself.','Moliere');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('I dont mind living in a mans world as long as I can be a woman in it.','Marilyn Monroe');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('Prudent people are very happy; tis an exceeding fine thing, thats certain, but I was born without it, and shall retain to my day of Death the Humour of saying what I think.','Mary Wortley Montagu');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('Science has proof without any certainty. Creationists have certainty without any proof.','Ashley Montague');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('To be free of bondage or restraint, to live under a government based on the consent of the citizens, these are basic among all freedoms ... and this is the reason why a democracy is from every possible humane point of view the best form of government ... What so many human beings in the modern world have failed to understand is that freedom is the greatest of all trusts.','Ashley Montague');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('A good marriage would be between a blind wife and a deaf husband.','Michel de Montaigne');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('Ambition is not a vice of little people.','Michel de Montaigne');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('Even on the most exalted throne in the world we are only sitting on our own bottom.','Michel de Montaigne');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('He who establishes his argument by noise and command shows that his reason is weak.','Michel de Montaigne');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('He who fears he will suffer, already suffers from his fear.','Michel Eyquem de Montaigne');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('I conceive that pleasures are to be avoided if greater pains be the consequence, and pains to be coveted that will terminate in greater pleasures.','Michel Eyquem de Montaigne');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('I have gathered a posy of other mens flowers, and nothing but the thread that binds them is my own.','Michel Eyquem de Montaigne');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('I know well what I am fleeing from but not what I am in search of.','Michel Eyquem de Montaigne');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('If a man should importune me to give a reason why I loved him, I find it could no otherwise be expressed, than by making answer: because it was he, because it was I.','Michel de Montaigne');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('Marriage is like a cage; one sees the birds outside desperate to get in, and those inside equally desperate to get out.','Michel de Montaigne');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('Nothing fixes a thing so intensely in the memory as the wish to forget it.','Michel de Montaigne');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('Once conform, once do what others do because they do it, and a kind of lethargy steals over all the finer senses of the soul.','Montaigne');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('Our religion is made so as to wipe out vices.','Montaigne');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('Rejoice in the things that are present; all else is beyond thee.','Montaigne');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('The most profound joy has more of gravity than of gaiety in it.','Michel de Montaigne');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('The thing in the world I am most of afraid of is fear, and with good reason, that passion alone in the trouble of it exceeding other accidents.','Montaigne');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('The value of life lies not in the length of days, but in the use we make of them.... Whether you find satisfaction in life depends not on your tale of years, but on your will.','Michel Eyquem de Montaigne');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('There is no conversation more boring than the one where everybody agrees.','Michel de Montaigne');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('There is no course of life so weak and sottish as that which is managed by order, method, and discipline.','Michel de Montaigne');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('There is no man so good, who, were he to submit all his thoughts and actions to the laws, would not deserve hanging ten times in his life.','Michel Eyquem de Montaigne');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('There is nothing I desire more to be informed of, than the death of men: that is to say, what words, what countenance, and what face they show at their death.... Were I a composer of books, I would keep a register, commented of the diverse deaths, which in teaching men to die, should after teach them to live.','Michel Eyquem de Montaigne');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('There is nothing more notable in Socrates than that he found time, when he was an old man, to learn music and dancing, and thought it time well spent.','Michel de Montaigne');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('Unless a man feels he has a good enough memory, he should never venture to lie.','Michel Eyquem de Montaigne');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('We can be knowledgable with other mens knowledge but we cannot be wise with other mens wisdom.','Michel Eyquem de Montaigne');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('When I play with my cat, who knows if I am not more of a pastime to her than she is to me?','Michel Eyquem de Montaigne');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('All history shows that every man who has authority is led to abuse it; he does not stop until he comes up against limitations... Things must be so arranged that one authority checks another.','Montesquieu');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('Author: A fool, who, not content with having bored those who have lived with him, insists on tormenting the generations to come.','Montesquieu');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('Ah, Hope! what would life be, stripped of thy encouraging smiles, that teach us to look behind the dark clouds of to-day, for the golden beams that are to gild the morrow.','Susanna Moodie');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('In fact, one thing that I have noticed... is that all of these conspiracy theories depend on the perpetrators being endlessly clever. I think youll find the facts also work if you assume everyone is endlessly stupid.','Brian E Moore');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('He who hasnt hacked assembly language as a youth has no heart. He who does as an adult has no brain.','John Moore');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('... high salaries equals happiness equals project success.','Richard F Moore');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('Romantic love is an illusion. Most of us discover this truth at the end of a love affair or else when the sweet emotions of love lead us into marriage and then turn down their flames.','Thomas Moore');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('We create an environment where it is alright to hate, to steal, to cheat, and to lie if we dress it up with symbols of respectability, dignity and love.','Whitney Moore, Jr');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('All men dream: but not equally. Those who dream by night in the dusty recesses of their minds wake in the day to find that it was vanity; but the dreamers of the day are dangerous men, for they may act their dreams with open eyes, to make it possible.','Daniel Keys Moran');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('Going to the opera, like getting drunk, is a sin that carries its own punishment with it, and that a very severe one.','Hannah More');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('Obstacles are those frightful things you see when you take your eyes off the goal.','Hannah More');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('Age does not protect you from love but love to some extent protects you from age.','Jeanne Moreau');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('See the conquering hero comes!, Sound the trumpets, beat the drums!','Thomas Morell');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('Any man with ambition, integrity and $10,000,000 can start a daily newspaper.','Henry Morgan');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('Humour is the contemplation of the finite from the point of view of the infinite.','Christian Morgenstern');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('What I have to say is far more important than how long my eyelashes are.','Alanis Morissette');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('If a relationship is to evolve, it must go through a series of endings.','Lisa Moriyama');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('All religions die of one disease - that of being found out.','Morley');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('A man who has never made a woman angry is a failure in life.','Christopher Morley');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('Cherish all your happy moments; they make a fine cushion for your old age.','Christopher Morley');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('In every mans heart there is a secret nerve that answers to the vibrations of beauty.','Christopher Morley');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('Life is a foreign language; all men mispronounce it.','Christopher Morley');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('My theology, briefly, is that the universe was dictated but not signed.','Christopher Morley');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('There is only one rule for being a good talker ... learn to listen.','Christopher Morley');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('There is only one success ... to be able to spend your life in your own way, and not to give others absurd maddening claims upon it.','Christopher Morley');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('You have not converted a man because you have silenced him.','John Morley');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('How far high failure overleaps the bounds of low success.','Lewis Morris');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('The church is actually patronized by the social order as a means of stabilizing and perpetuating the existing system.','C C Morrison');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('All our lives we sweat and save, building for a shallow grave.','James Douglas Morrison');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('The world is divided into people who do things and people who get the credit.','Dwight Morrow');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('Push on - keep moving.','Thomas Morton');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('Why is American beer served cold? So you can tell it from urine.','David Moulton');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('Watching the debate this afternoon it was apparent they loved term limits in the House ... as Brutus loved Caesar.','Bill Moyers');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('Neither a lofty degree of intelligence nor imagination nor both together go to the making of genius. Love, love, love, that is the soul of genius.','Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('Surely the glory of journalism is its transience.','Malcolm Muggeridge');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('Climb the mountains and get their good tidings. Natures peace will flow into you as sunshine flows into trees. The winds will blow their own freshness into you, and the storms their energy, while cares will drop off like autumn leaves.','John Muir');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('There is that in the glance of a flower which may at times control the greatest of creations braggart lords.','John Muir');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('When we try to pick out anything by itself, we find it hitched to everything else in the universe.','John Muir');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('Having a family is like having a bowling alley installed in your brain.','Martin Mull');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('I judge a religion as being good or bad based on whether its adherents become better people as a result of practising it.','Joe Mullally');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('Christianity is a missionary religion, converting, advancing, aggressive, encompassing the world; a nonmissionary church is in the hands of death.','Friedrich Max Muller');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('Few have heard of Fra Luca Parioli, the inventor of double entry bookkeeping; but he has probably had much more influence on human life than has Dante or Michelangelo.','Herbert J Muller');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('God gives us our relatives- thank God we can choose our friends.','Ethel Watts Mumford');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('The test of maturity, for nations as well as individuals, is not the increase of power, but in the increase of self, self direction, and self transcendence. For in a mature society, man himself and not his machines or his organizations is the chief work of art.','Lewis Mumford');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('Western society has accepted as unquestionable a technological imperative that is quite as arbitrary as the most primitive taboo: not merely the duty to foster invention and constantly to create technological novelties, but equally the duty to surrender to these novelties unconditionally, just because they are offered, without respect to their human consequences.','Lewis Mumford');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('The obscure we see eventually. The completely apparent takes a little longer.','Edward R Munon');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('A little inaccuracy sometimes saves a ton of explanation.','Hector Hugh Munro');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('Confront a child, a puppy, and a kitten with a sudden danger; the child will turn instinctively for more assistance, the puppy will grovel in abject submission, the kitten will brace its tiny body for a frantic resistance.','Hector Hugh Munro');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('Hes simply got the instinct for being unhappy highly developed.','H H Munro');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('The absolute yearning of one human body for another particular body and its indifference to substitutes is one of lifes major mysteries.','Iris Murdoch');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('The buck stops with the guy who signs the checks.','Rupert Murdoch');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('Anything that can go wrong, will go wrong!','Murphys law');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('Matter will be damaged in direct proportion to its value.','Murphys Constant');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('Things get worse under pressure.','Murphys Law of Thermodynamics');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('Give the people not hell, but hope and courage.','John Murray');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('Anyone who isnt confused really doesnt understand the situation.','Edward R Murrow');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('This instrument [T.V.] can teach, inform, and even enlighten. But only as far as humans are willing to use it to those ends.','Edward R Murrow');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('We cannot defend freedom abroad by deserting it at home.','Edward Roscoe Murrow');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('How glorious it is - and also how painful - to be an exception.','Alfred de Musset');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('Fascism is a religious concept.','Benito Mussolini');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('America has had gifted conservative statesmen and national leaders. But with few exceptions, only the liberals have gone down in history as national heroes.','Gunnar Myrdal');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('The big majority of Americans, who are comparatively well off, have developed an ability to have enclaves of people living in the greatest misery without almost noticing them.','Gunnar Myrdal');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('Theres not so much danger in a known foe and a suspected friend.','Nabb');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('I think it is all a matter of love: the more you love a memory, the stronger and stranger it is.','Vladimir Nabokov');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('My loathings are simple: stupidity, oppression, crime, cruelty, soft music.','Vladimir Nabokov');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('Solitude is the playfield of Satan.','Vladimir Nabokov');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('One of the oldest problems puzzled over in the Talmud is: Why did God create goyim? The generally accepted answer is somebody has to buy retail.','Arthur Naiman');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('A family is a unit composed not only of children but of men, women, an occasional animal, and the common cold.','Ogden Nash');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('A husband is a guy who tells you when youve got on too much lipstick and helps you with your girdle when your hips stick.','Ogden Nash');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('I think that I shall never see A billboard lovely as a tree. Indeed, unless the billboards fall, Ill never see a tree at all.','Ogden Nash');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('Middle age is when youve met so many people that every new person you meet reminds you of someone else.','Ogden Nash');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('Progress might have been all right once but it has gone on too long.','Ogden Nash');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('The trouble with a kitten is THAT Eventually it becomes a CAT.','Ogden Nash');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('The turtle lives twixt plated decks which practically conceal its sex. I think it clever of the turtle in such a fix to be so fertile.','Odgen Nash');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('To keep your marriage brimming, with love in the wedding cup, whenever youre wrong, admit it; whenever youre right, shut up.','Ogden Nash');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('Beauty is but a flower, Which wrinkles will devour; Brightness falls from the air; Queens have died young and fair; Dust hath closed Helens eye. I am sick, I must die; Lord have mercy on us.','Thomas Nash');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('A man is sorry to be honest for nothing.','Publius Ovidius Naso');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('As the yellow gold is tried in fire, so the faith of friendship must be seen in adversity.','Publius Ovidius Naso');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('Chance is always powerful. - Let your hook be always cast; in the pool where you least expect it, there will be a fish.','Publius Ovidius Naso');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('Fair peace becomes men; ferocious anger belongs to beasts.','Publius Ovidius Naso');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('It is convenient that there be gods, and, as it is convenient, let us believe there are.','Publius Ovidius Naso');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('It is expedient that there should be gods, and, since it is expedient, let us believe that gods exist.','Publius Ovidius Naso');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('Love is a driver, bitter and fierce if you fight and resist him, Easy-going enough once you acknowledge his power.','Publius Ovidius Naso');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('Love is a kind of warfare.','Publius Ovidius Naso');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('Nations and empires flourish and decay, By turns command, and in their turns obey.','Publius Ovidius Naso');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('Nothing in the entire universe ever perishes, believe me, but things vary, and adopt a new form. The phrase "being born" is used for beginning to be something different from what one was before, while "dying" means ceasing to be the same. Though this thing may pass into that, and that into this, yet the sums of things remains unchanged.','Publius Ovidius Naso');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('To be loved, be lovable.','Publius Ovidius Naso');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('The genius of you Americans is that you never make clear-cut stupid moves, only complicated stupid moves which make us wonder at the possibility that there may be something to them -which- we are missing.','Gamel Abdel Nasser');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('A life spent in constant labour is a life wasted, save a man be such a fool as to regard a fulsome obituary notice as ample reward.','George Jean Nathan');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('A man reserves his true and deepest love not for the species of woman in whose company he finds himself electrified and enkindled, but for that one in whose company he may feel tenderly drowsy.','George Jean Nathan');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('Bad officials are elected by good citizens who do not vote.','George Jean Nathan');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('Love demands infinitely less than friendship.','George Jean Nathan');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('Love is an emotion experienced by the many and enjoyed by the few.','George Jean Nathan');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('I felt invincible. My strength was that of a giant. God was certainly standing by me. I smashed five saloons with rocks before I ever took a hatchet.','Carry Nation');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('The moment of victory is much too short to live for that and nothing else.','Martina Navratilova');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('The bigger the real-life problems, the greater the tendency for the discipline to retreat into a reassuring fantasy-land of abstract theory and technical manipulation.','Tom Naylor');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('Some mornings its just not worth chewing through the leather straps.','Need');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('You dont want a television with knobs marked volume and brightness and contrast. You want a television with knobs marked sex and violence and political bias.','Director of MIT Media Lab Nicholas Negroponte');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('The art of a people is a true mirror to their minds.','Jawaharial Nehru');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('We live in a wonderful world that is full of beauty, charm and adventure. There is no end to the adventures that we can have if only we seek then with our eyes open.','Jawaharial Nehru');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('Sun Microsystems; Where we DESIGN the Star Fighters that defend the frontier against Xur and the Ko-dan Armada.','Steven C Neighorn');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('We do not have censorship. What we have is a limitation on what newspapers can report.','Deputy Minister of Information Louis Nel, South Africa');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('Nobody really cares if youre miserable, so you might as well be happy.','Cynthia Nelms');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('We were born to die and we die to live. As seedlings of God, we barely blossom on earth; we fully flower in heaven.','Russell M Nelson');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('Thank God, I have done my duty.','Horatio Viscount Nelson');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('I havent lost my mind; Im sure its backed up on tape somewhere!','Mike Nelson');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('Nobody believes the official spokesman... but everybody trusts an unidentified source.','Ron Nesen');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('Anyone who considers arithmetical methods of producing random digits is, of course, in a state of sin.','John von Neumann');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('Lack of will power has caused more failure than lack of intelligence or ability.','Flower A Newhouse');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('A great memory is never made synonymous with wisdom, any more than a dictionary would be called a treatise.','John Henry Cardinal Newman');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('Ability hits the mark where presumption overshoots and diffidence falls short.','John Henry Newman');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('A good marriage is at least 80 percent good luck in finding the right person at the right time. The rest is trust.','Nanette Newman');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('When a man blames others for his failures, its a good idea to credit others with his successes.','Howard W Newton');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('God is able to create particles of matter of several sizes and figures ... and perhaps of different densities and forces, and thereby to vary the laws of Nature, and make worlds of several sorts in several parts of the Universe. At least, I see nothing in contradiction in all this.','Isaac Newton');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('I do not know what I may appear to the world; but to myself I seem to have been only like a boy playing on the sea-shore, and diverting myself in now and then finding a smoother pebble or a prettier shell than ordinary, whilst the great ocean of truth lay all undiscovered before me.','Isaac Newton');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('If I have ever made any valuable discoveries, it has been owing more to patient attention, than to any other talent.','Isaac Newton');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('If I have seen farther than others, it is because I was standing on the shoulders of giants.','Isaac Newton');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('The sooner you make your first five thousand mistakes the sooner you will be able to correct them.','Kimon Nicolaides');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('Family life is too intimate to be preserved by the spirit of justice. It can be sustained by a spirit of love which goes beyond justice.','Reinhold Niebuhr');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('For democracy is a method of finding proximate solutions for insoluble problems.','Reinhold Niebuhr');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('God grant me the serenity to accept the things I cannot change, the courage to change the things I can, and the wisdom to know the difference.','Reinhold Niebuhr');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('In Germany they came first for the Communists, and I didnt speak up because I wasnt a Communist. Then they came for the Jews, but I did not speak up because I was not a Jew. Then they came for the trade unionists, but I did not speak up because I was not a trade unionist. Then they came for the Catholics, but I did not speak up because I was a Protestant. Then they came for me, and by that time there was no one left to speak up.','Martin Niemoller');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('"Every man has his price." This is not true. But for every man there exists a bait which he cannot resist swallowing. To win over certain people to something, it is only necessary to give it a gloss of love of humanity, nobility, gentleness, self-sacrifice - and there is nothing you cannot get them to swallow. To their souls, these are the icing, the titbit; other kinds of souls have others.','Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('... they make men small, cowardly and hedonistic... every time it is the herd animal that triumphs with them. Liberalism: In other words, herd-animalization.','Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('A good aphorism is too hard for the tooth of time, and is not worn away by all the centuries, although it serves as food for every epoch.','Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('A woman may very well form a friendship with a man, but for this to endure, it must be assisted by a little physical antipathy.','Friedrich Nietzsche');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('After Buddha was dead, his shadow was still shown for centuries in a cave... a tremendous, gruesome shadow. God is dead; but given the way of men, thre may still be caves for thousands of years in which his shadow will be shown.... And we... we still have to vanquish his shadow, too.','Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('Against boredom, even the gods themselves struggle in vain.','Nietzsche');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('All good things were at one time bad things; every original sin has developed into an original virtue.','Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('And be on they guard against the good and the just! They would fain crucify those who devise their own virtue ... they hate the lonesome ones.','Friedrich Nietzsche');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('Animals was Gods first blunder.','Nietzsche');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('At times one remains faithful to a cause only because its opponents do not cease to be insipid.','Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('Battle not with monsters lest you become one.','Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('Behold the superfluous. They are always sick. They vomit their gall and call it a newspaper.','Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('Belief means not wanting to know what is true.','Nietzsche');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('Believe me! The secret of reaping the greatest fruitfulness ad the greatest enjoyment from life is to live dangerously!','Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('Christianity has sided with all that is weak and base, with all failures; it has made an ideal of what contradicts the instinct of the strong life to preserve itself; it has corrupted the reason even of those strongest in spirit... it has in fear of them bred the opposite type - the domestic animal, the herd animal, the sick human animal - the Christian.','Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('Christianity is a rebellion of everything that crawls on the ground against that which has height: the evangel of the lowly makes low.','Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('Convictions are more dangerous enemies of truth than lies.','Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('Culture owes its peaks to politically weak ages.','Nietzsche');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('Experience, as a desire for experience, does not come off. We must not study ourselves while having an experience.','Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('Faith: not wanting to know what is true.','Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('For what purpose humanity is there should not even concern us: why you are there, that you should ask yourself: and if you have no ready answer, then set for yourself goals, high and noble goals, and perish in pursuit of them! I know of no better life purpose than to perish in attempting the great and the impossible...','Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('From the Military School of Life. What does not kill me makes me stronger.','Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('God is dead; but considering the state the species Man is in, there will perhaps be caves, for ages yet, in which his shadow will be shown.','Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('Gods too decompose. God is dead. God remains dead. And we have killed him.','Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('He who despises himself nevertheless esteems himself as a self-despiser.','Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('He who fights with monsters might take care lest he thereby become a monster. And if you gaze for long into an abyss, the abyss gazes also into you.','Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('Hope in reality is the worst of all evils because it prolongs the torments of man.','Friedrich Nietzsche');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('How people keep correcting us when we are young! There is always some bad habit or other they tell us we ought to get over. Yet most bad habits are tools to help us through life.','Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('I cannot believe in a God who wants to be praised all the time.','Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('I distrust all systematisers, and avoid them. The will to a system shows a lack of honesty.','Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('I know my fate. One day my name will be associated with the memory of something tremendous... a crisis without equal on earth, the most profound collision of conscience, a decision that was conjured up against everything that had been believed, demanded, hallowed so far. I am no man, I am dynamite.','Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('I mistrust all systemizers and I avoid them. The will to a system is a lack of integrity.','Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('I still live, I still think: I still have to live, for I still have to think. Sum, ergo cogito: cogito, ergo sum. Today everybody permits himself the expression of his wish and his dearest thought; hence I , too, shall say what it is that I wish from myself today, and what was the first thought to run across my heart this year... what thought shall be for me the reason, warranty, and sweetness of my life henceforth. I want to learn more and more to see as beautiful what is necessary in things; then I shall be one of those who make things beautiful. Amor Fati: let that be my love henceforth! I do not want to wage war against what is ugly. I do not want to accuse; I do not even want to accuse those who accuse. Looking away shall be my only negation. And all in all and on the whole: some day I wish to be only a Yes-sayer.','Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('If a woman seeks education it is probably because her sexual apparatus is malfunctioning.','Nietzsche');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('If there is something to pardon in everything, there is also something to condemn.','Friedrich Nietzsche');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('If you go to see the woman, do not forget the whip.','Nietzsche');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('Is man one of Gods blunders or is god one of Mans blunders?','Frederich Wilhelm Nietzsche');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('Is not life a hundred times too short for us to bore ourselves?','Friedrich Nietzsche');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('It is hard enough to remember my opinions, without also remembering my reasons for them!','Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('Joyous distrust is a sign of health. Everything absolute belongs to pathology.','Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('Life without music would be a mistake.','Nietzsche');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('Live in danger. Build your cities on the slopes of Vesuvius.','Nietzsche');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('Love is like racing across the frozen tundra on a snowmobile which flips over, trapping you underneath. At night, the ice-weasels come.','Nietzsche');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('Love matches, so called, have illusion for their father and need for their mother.','Friedrich Nietzsche');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('Madness is rare in individuals - but in groups, parties, nations, and ages it is the rule.','Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('Morality is the best of all devices for leading mankind by the nose.','Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('Morality is the herd-instinct in the individual.','Friedrich Nietzsche');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('Not infrequently, one encounters copies of important people; and, as with paintings, most people prefer the copy to the original.','Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('One should die proudly when it is no longer possible to live proudly.','Friedrich Nietzsche');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('Only sick music makes money today.','Friedrich Nietzsche, 1888');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('Perhaps I know why it is man alone who laughs: He alone suffers so deeply that he had to invent laughter.','Friedrich Nietzsche');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('Plato was a bore.','Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('Success has always been a great liar.','Friedrich Nietzsche');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('Talking much about oneself can also be a means to conceal oneself.','Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('That which does not kill us makes us stronger.','Friedrich Nietzsche');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('The criterion of truth resides in the enhancement of the feeling of power.','Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('The doer alone learneth.','Friedrich Nietzsche');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('The educational system in large states will always be mediocre at best, for the same reason that the cooking in large kitchens is at best mediocre.','Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('The essence of all beautiful art, all great art, is gratitude.','Friedrich Nietzsche');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('The most common lie is that which one lies to himself; lying to others is relatively an exception.','Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('The noble soul has reverence for itself.','Nietzsche');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('The surest way to corrupt a youth is to instruct him to hold in higher esteem those who think alike than those who think differently.','Friedrich Nietzsche');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('The thought of suicide is a great source of comfort: with it a calm passage is to be made across many a night.','Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('There are many kinds of eyes. Even the sphinx has eyes-and consequently there are many kinds of truths and consequently there is no truth.','Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('There are no facts, only interpretations.','Friedrich Nietzsche');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('There are no moral phenomena at all, but only moral interpretation of phenomena.','Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('There is always some madness in love. But there is also always some reason in madness.','Friedrich Nietzsche');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('This secret spoke Life herself unto me: "Behold," said she, "I am that which must ever surpass itself."','Nietzsche');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('To do great things is difficult, but to command great things is more difficult.','Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('To forget ones purpose is the commonest form of stupidity.','Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('True, we love life, not because we are used to living, but because we are used to loving. There is always some madness in love, but there is also always some reason in madness.','Friedrich Nietzsche');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('Under peaceful conditions a warlike man sets upon himself.','Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('Undeserved praise causes more pangs of conscience later than undeserved blame, but probably only for this reason, that our power of judgment are more completely exposed by being over praised than by being unjustly underestimated.','Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('Verily, I have often laughed at the weaklings who thought themselves good because they had no claws.','Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('We have art in order not to die of the truth.','Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('We should consider every day lost on which we have not danced at least once. And we should call every truth false which was not accompanied by at least one laugh.','Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('What does not destroy me, makes me stronger.','Nietzsche');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('When one has much to put into them, a day has a hundred pockets.','Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('Wherever I climb I am followed by a dog called "Ego".','Friedrich Nietzsche');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('Wit is the epitaph of an emotion.','Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('Without music, life would be a mistake.','Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('Woman was Gods second blunder.','Nietzsche');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('Women can form a friendship with a man very well; but to preserve it... to that end a slight physical antipathy must probably help.','Friedrich Nietzsche');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('You who hate the Jews so, why did you adopt their religion?','Nietzsche');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('How can I lose to such an idiot?','Chessmaster Aaron Nimzovich, shouting');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('The only abnormality is the incapacity to love.','Anais Nin');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('Throw your dreams into space like a kite, and you do not know what it will bring back, a new life, a new friend, a new love, a new country.','Anais Nin');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('When we blindly adopt a religion, a political system, a literary dogma, we become automatons. We cease to grow.','Anais Nin');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('Our sense of revenge is as exact as our mathematical faculty, and until both terms of the equations are satisfied we can not get over the sense of something left undone.','Bushido Inazo Nitobe');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('Anarchy is the least stable of all social structures.','Larry Niven');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('Any damned fool can predict the past.','Larry Niven');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('Never fire a laser at a mirror.','Larry Niven');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('Never throw shit at an armed man.','Larry Niven');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('No cause is so right that one cannot find a fool following it.','Niven');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('No technique works if it isnt used.','Larry Niven');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('Not responsible for advice not taken.','Larry Niven');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('The ways of being human are bounded but infinite.','Larry Niven');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('There is no cause so right that one cannot find a fool following it.','Nivens Law #16');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('A man is not finished when hes defeated; hes finished when he quits.','Richard Milhouse Nixon');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('Anyone who thinks Japan is going to export democracy to China must be smoking pot.','Richard M Nixon');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('Because of what you have done the heavens have become a part of mans world. And as you talk to us from the Sea of Tranquillity, it inspires us to redouble our efforts to bring peace and Tranquillity to Earth. For one priceless moment, in the whole history of man, all the people on this Earth are truly one. One in their pride in what you have done. One in our prayers that you will return safely to Earth.','Richard Milhouse Nixon, to Neil Armstrong on the Moon');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('By taking this action, I hope that I will have hastened the start of the healing.','Richard Milhouse Nixon');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('I also believe that academic freedom should protect the right of a professor or student to advocate Marxism, socialism, communism, or any other minority viewpoint... no matter how distasteful to the majority, provided...','Richard M Nixon');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('I can see clearly now ... that I was wrong in not acting more decisively and more forthrightly in dealing with Watergate...','Richard Milhouse Nixon');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('I can take it... The tougher it gets, the cooler I get...','Richard Milhouse Nixon');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('I concede!','Richard Milhouse Nixon');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('I gave em a sword. And they stuck it in, and they twisted it with relish. And I guess if I had been in their position, Id have done the same thing.','Richard Milhouse Nixon');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('I have impeached myself by resigning.','Richard Milhouse Nixon');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('I hereby resign this office of president of the United States.','Richard Milhouse Nixon');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('I was under medication when I made the decision not to burn the tapes.','Richard Nixon');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('I would have made a good Pope.','Richard M Nixon');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('Ive analysed the best I can ... and I have not found an impeachable offence, and therefore resignation is not an acceptable course.','Richard Milhouse Nixon');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('If you think the United States has stood still, who built the largest shopping centre in the world?','Richard M Nixon');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('If you want to make beautiful music, you must play the black and the white notes together.','Richard Milhouse Nixon');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('It is necessary for me to establish a winner image. Therefore, I have to beat somebody.','Richard M Nixon');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('Let us begin by committing ourselves to the truth ... to see it as it is, and tell it like it is ... to find the truth, to speak the truth, and to live the truth.','Richard M Nixon');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('Nothing would please the Kremlin more than to have the people of this country choose a second rate president.','Richard M Nixon');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('Once you get into this great stream of history, you cant get out.','Richard Milhouse Nixon');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('Solutions are not the answer.','Richard Nixon');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('Success is not a harbour but a voyage with its own perils to the spirit. The game of life is to come up a winner, to be a success, or to achieve what we set out to do. Yet there is always the danger of failing as a human being. The lesson that most of us on this voyage never learn, but can never quite forget, is that to win is sometimes to lose.','Richard M Nixon');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('Sure there are dishonest men in local government. But there are dishonest men in national government too.','Richard M Nixon');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('The successful leader does not talk down to people. He lifts them up.','Richard M Nixon');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('Voters quickly forget what a man says.','Richard M Nixon');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('We are all in it together. This is a war. We take a few shots and it will be over. We will give them a few shots and it will be over.','Richard Milhouse Nixon');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('Well, Im not a crook.','Richard Milhouse Nixon');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('When I grow up, I want to be an honest lawyer so things like that cant happen.','Richard M Nixon, while still young on Teapot Dome scandal');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('When I retire Im going to spend my evenings by the fireplace going through those boxes. There are things in there that ought to be burned.','Richard Milhouse Nixon');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('When the president does it, that means it is not illegal.','Richard Milhouse Nixon');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('While technically I did not commit a crime, an impeachable offence... these are legalisms, as far as the handling of this matter is concerned; it was so botched up, I made so many bad judgments. The worst ones, mistakes of the heart, rather than the head. But let me say, a man in that top job - hes got to have a heart, but his head must always rule his heart.','Richard Milhouse Nixon');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('Won some, lost some, all interesting.','Richard M Nixon');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('You must pursue this investigation of Watergate even if it leads to the president. Im innocent. Youve got to believe Im innocent. If you dont, take my job.','Richard Milhouse Nixon');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('You cant underestimate the power of fear.','Tricia Nixon');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('In spite of the cost of living, its still popular.','Kathy Norris');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('None of us knows what the next change is going to be, what unexpected opportunity is just around the corner, waiting a few months or a few years to change all the tenor of our lives.','Kathleen Norris');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('Laws were made to be broken.','Christopher North');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('As for courage and will - we cannot measure how much of each lies within us, we can only trust there will be sufficient to carry through trials which may lie ahead.','Andre Norton');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('Among the Kindred you must be devious.','Gangrel Nostoket');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('Often the impossible is what has not been attempted.','Ultimas Noticias');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('When we honestly ask ourselves which person in our lives mean the most to us, we often find that it is those who, instead of giving advice, solutions, or cures, have chosen rather to share our pain and touch our wounds with a warm and tender hand. The friend who can be silent with us in a moment of despair or confusion, who can stay with us in an hour of grief and bereavement, who can tolerate now knowing, not curing, not healing and face with us the reality of our powerlessness, that is a friend who cares.','Henri Nouwen');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('Each person has the right to take part in the management of public affairs in his country, provided he has prior experience, a will to succeed, a college degree, influential parents, good looks, a resume, two 3X4 snapshots, and a good tax record.','Carlos Eduardo Novaes');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('Im a gentleman at heart, but a maniac in mind.','Rob Novak');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('If Communism goes, Ive still got the U.S. House of Representatives.','Robert Novak');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('The legacy of Democrats and Republicans approaches: Libertarianism by bankruptcy.','Nick Nuessle');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('All the worlds a stage and most of us are desperately unrehearsed.','Sean OCasey');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('Everywhere I go Im asked if I think the university stifles writers. My opinion is that they dont stifle enough of them.','Flannery OConnor');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('Theres many a bestseller that could have been prevented by a good teacher.','Flannery OConnor');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('Taxpayers are people who dont have to take a civil service examination to work for the government.','Red ODonnell');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('Do the joke. Get the laugh. Move on.','Michael ODonoughue');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('A home-made friend wears longer than one you buy in the market.','Austin OMalley');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('Happiness is the harvest of a quiet eye.','Austin OMalley');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('Practical prayer is harder on the soles of your shoes than on the knees of your trousers.','Austin OMalley');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('Show me a genuine case of platonic friendship, and I shall show you two old or homely faces.','Austin OMalley');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('90% of the people in the stock market, professionals and amateurs alike, simply havent done enough homework.','William J ONeil');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('Happiness hates the timid! So does science!','Eugene ONeill');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('I am a sociologist, God help me.','John ONeill');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('A dreamer lives forever, And a toiler dies in a day.','John Boyle OReilly');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('Anyway, no drug, not even alcohol, causes the fundamental ills of society. If were looking for the source of our troubles, we shouldnt test people for drugs, we should test them for stupidity, ignorance, greed and love of power.','P J ORourke');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('Authority has always attracted the lowest elements in the human race. All through history, mankind has been bullied by scum. Those who lord it over their fellows and toss commands in every direction and would boss the grass in the meadow about which way to bend in the wind are the most depraved kind of prostitutes. They will submit to any indignity, perform any vile act, do anything to achieve power. The worst off-sloughings of the planet are the ingredients of sovereignty. Every government is a parliament of whores. The trouble is, in a democracy the whores are us.','P J ORourke');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('Even a band of angels can turn ugly and start looting if enough angels are unemployed and hanging around the Pearly Gates convinced that all the succubi own all the liquor stores in Heaven.','P J ORourke');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('Even very young children need to be informed about dying. Explain the concept of death very carefully to your child. This will make threatening him with it much more effective.','P J ORourke');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('Family love is messy, clinging, and of an annoying and repetitive pattern, like bad wallpaper.','P J ORourke');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('Making fun of born-again Christians is like hunting dairy cows with a high powered rifle and scope.','P J ORourke');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('Never be unfaithful to a lover, except with your wife.','P J ORourke');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('Thanksgiving is so called because we are all so thankful that it only comes once a year.','P J ORourke');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('The Democrats are the party that says government will make you smarter, taller, richer, and remove the crabgrass on your lawn. The Republicans are the party that says government doesnt work and then they get elected and prove it.','P J ORourke');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('The Middle Eastern states arent nations; theyre quarrels with borders.','P J ORourke');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('The mystery of government is not how Washington works but how to make it stop.','P J ORourke');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('The weirder youre going to behave, the more normal you should look. It works in reverse, too. When I see a kid with three or four rings in his nose, I know there is absolutely nothing extraordinary about that person.','P J ORourke');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('Very little is known of the Canadian country since it is rarely visited by anyone but the Queen and illiterate sport fishermen.','P J ORourke');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('When buying and selling are controlled by legislation, the first things to be bought and sold are legislators.','P J ORourke');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('We are the music makers, and we are the dreamers of the dream. Wandering by lone sea breakers, and sitting by desolate streams. World losers and world forsakers, for whom the pale moon gleams. Yet we are movers and the shakers of the world forever it seems.','Arthur OShaunessey');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('Murphy was an optimist.','OTooles Commentary');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('I couldnt remember when I had been so disappointed. Except perhaps the time I found out that M&Ms really do melt in your hand...','Peter Oakley');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('God and the law being dragged into the affairs of your family.','O C Ogilvi');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('Those who flee temptation generally leave a forwarding address.','Lane Olinghouse');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('The last good thing written in C++ was the Pachelbel Canon.','Jerry Olson');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('There is no reason for any individual to have a computer in his home.','President of DEC Kenneth H Olson, 1977');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('If women didnt exist, all the money in the world would have no meaning.','Aristotle Onassis');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('Mans the bad child of the universe.','Oppenheim');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('The foolish man seeks happiness in the distance, the wise grows it under his feet.','James Oppenheim');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('I am become Death, the destroyer of worlds.','Robert Oppenheimer, on the invention of the atom bomb');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('The optimist thinks this is the best of all possible worlds. The pessimist fears it is true.','Robert Oppenheimer');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('When you come right down to it, the reason we did this job is because it was an organic necessity. If you are a scientist, you cannot stop such a thing.','Robert Oppenheimer');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('Just because everything is different doesnt mean anything has changed.','Southern California Oracle');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('The observation of others is coloured by our inability to observe ourselves impartially. We can never be impartial about anything until we can be impartial about our own organism.','A R Orage');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('Every day I get up and look through the Forbes list of the richest people in America. If Im not there, I go to work.','Robert Orben');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('How true! A childs greatest period of growth is the month after youve purchased new school clothes.','Orben');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('Inflation is bringing us true democracy. For the first time in history, luxuries and necessities are selling at the same price.','Robert Orben');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('Never raise your hand to your children; it leaves your midsection unprotected.','Robert Orben');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('Quit worrying about your health. Itll go away.','Robert Orben');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('To err is human - and to blame it on a computer is even more so.','Orben');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('... the sort of atheist who does not so much disbelieve in God as personally dislike Him.','George Orwell');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('A humanitarian is always a hypocrite.','George Orwell');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('All animals are equal but some animals are more equal than others.','George Orwell');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('He who controls the past commands the future. He who commands the future conquers the past.','George Orwell');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('Men can only be happy when they do not assume that the object of life is happiness.','George Orwell');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('On the whole human beings want to be good, but not to good and not quite all the time.','George Orwell');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('Society has always seemed to demand a little more from human beings than it will get in practice.','George Orwell');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('The quickest way to end a war is to lose it.','George Orwell');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('Thoughtcrime was not a thing that could be concealed forever. You might dodge successfully for a while, even for years, but sooner or later they were bound to get you.','George Orwell');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('War is peace. Freedom is slavery. Ignorance is strength.','George Orwell');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('Who controls the past controls the future. Who controls the present controls the past.','George Orwell');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('Let your Wit rather serve you for a buckler to defend yourself, by a handsome reply, than the Sword to wound others, though with never so facetious a Reproach, remembering that a Word cuts deeper than a sharper weapon, and the Wound it makes is longer curing.','Osborn');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('Variables wont; constants arent.','Osborns Law');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('I love a hand that meets my own with a grasp that causes some sensation.','Samuel Osgood');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('The desire to take medicine is perhaps the greatest feature which distinguishes men from animals.','Sir William Osler');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('There is no more difficult art to acquire than the art of observation, and for some men it is quite as difficult to record an observation in brief and plain language.','William Osler');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('We are here to add what we can to life, not to get what we can from it.','William Osler');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('If youre going to be able to look back on something and laugh about it, you might as well laugh about it now.','Marie Osmond');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('Happiness is a struggle, where there is no borderline between ones own personal world, and the world in general.','Lee H Oswald');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('Ambition is a lust that is never quenched, but grows more inflamed and madder by enjoyment.','Thomas Otway');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('Christianity has made of death a terror.','Ouida');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('What passing bells for these who die as cattle? Only the monstrous anger of the guns. Only the stuttering rifles rapid rattle, Can patter out their hasty orisons.','Wilfred Owen');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('The Christian notion of the possibility of redemption is incomprehensible to the computer.','Vance Packard');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('I like to browse in occult bookshops if for no other reason than to refresh my commitment to science.','Heinz Pagels');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('Dont look back ... something might be gaining on you.','Satchel Paige');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('A long habit of not thinking a thing wrong gives it a superficial appearance of being right.','Thomas Paine');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('All national institutions of churches, whether Jewish, Christian, or Turkish, appear to me no other than human inventions, set up to terrify and enslave mankind, and monopolize power and profit.','Thomas Paine');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('Government, even in its best state, is but a necessary evil; in its worst state, an intolerable one.','Thomas Paine');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('He that would make his own liberty secure must guard even his enemy from oppression; for if he violates this duty he establishes a precedent that will reach to himself.','Thomas Paine');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('I do not believe in the creed professed by the Jewish church, by the Roman church, by the Greek church, by the Turkish church, by the Protestant church, nor by any church that I know of. My own mind is my own church.','Thomas Paine');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('Infidelity does not consists in believing or disbelieving; it consists in professing to believe what one does not believe.','Thomas Paine');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('It has been the scheme of the Christian Church, and of all the other invented systems of religion, to hold man in ignorance of the Creator, as it is of Governments to hold man in ignorance of his rights. The systems of the one are as false as those of the other, and are calculated for mutual support.','Thomas Paine');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('Of all the tyrannies that affect mankind, tyranny in religion is the worst.','Thomas Paine');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('Revelation is a communication of something which the person to whom the thing id revealed did not know before. For if I have done, a thing, or seen it done, it needs no Revelation to tell me, I have done or seen it done nor enable me to tell it or write it. Revelation therefore cannot be applied to anything done upon earth, of which man is himself actor or witness and consequently all the historical part of the Bible which is almost the whole of it, is not within the meaning and compass of the word Revelation and therefore is not the Word of God.','Thomas Paine');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('The harder the conflict, the more glorious the triumph. What we obtain too cheap, we esteem too lightly; it is dearness only that gives everything its value. I love the man that can smile in trouble, that can gather strength from distress and grow brave by reflection. Tis the business of little minds to shrink; but he whose heart is firm, and whose conscience approves his conduct, will pursue his principles unto death.','Thomas Paine');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('The most formidable weapon against errors of every kind is reason. I have never used any other, and I trust I never shall.','Thomas Paine');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('The world is my country, all mankind are my brethren, and to do good is my religion.','Thomas Paine');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('Time makes more converts than reason.','Thomas Paine');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('When men yield up the privilege of thinking, the last shadow of liberty quits the horizon.','Thomas Paine');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('When we are planning for posterity, we ought to remember that virtue is not hereditary.','Thomas Paine');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('Whenever we read the obscene stories, the voluptuous debaucheries, the cruel and torturous executions, the unrelenting vindictiveness with which more than half the Bible is filled, it would be more consistent that we called it the word of a demon than the word of God. It ... has served to corrupt and brutalize mankind.','Thomas Paine');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('The Sun is a lens made of ice which creates heat by focusing the brilliance of God.','Charles Palmer');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('Wise men make proverbs, but fools repeat them.','Samuel Palmer');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('... I probably shouldnt point at the word reptiles when I say businessmen.','Rajeev Pandey');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('My plan: To chew some bubblegum and do some research, and were all out of bubblegum.','Rajeev Pandey');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('It may be doubtful, at first, Whether a person is an enemy or friend. Meat, if not properly digested, becomes poison; But poison, if used rightly, may turn medicinal.','Saskya Pandita');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('The purpose of time is to keep everything from happening all at once. Its not working.','Jim Paradis');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('When you dont know that you dont know, its a lot different than when you do know that you dont know. He knows now that he doesnt know. Last year, he didnt know that.','New England Patriots head coach Bill Parcels');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('Age before beauty ... And pearls before swine.','Dorothy Parker');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('Brevity is the soul of lingerie.','Dorothy Parker');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('Ducking for apples ... change one letter and its the story of my life.','Dorothy Rothschild Parker');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('Eternity is two people and a ham.','Dorothy Parker');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('Four be the things Id have been better without: love, curiosity, freckles and doubt.','Dorothy Rothschild Parker');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('Here in my heart, I am Helen; Im Aspasia and Hero, at least. Im Judith, and Jael, and Madame de Stael; Im Salome, moon of the East. Here in my soul I am Sappho; Lady Hamilton am I, as well. In me Recamier vies with Kitty OShea, With Dido, and Eve, and poor nell. Im all of the glamorous ladies At whose beckoning history shook. But you are a man, and see only my pan, So I stay at home with a book.','Dorothy Rothschild Parker');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('How could they tell?','Dorothy Parker, upon hearing that President Coolidge had died');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('I dont care what is written about me so long as it isnt true.','Dorothy Rothschild Parker');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('I dont know much about being a millionaire, but Ill bet Id be a darling at it.','Dorothy Rothschild Parker');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('I require three things in a man. He must be handsome, ruthless and stupid.','Dorothy Rothschild Parker');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('If all these sweet young things [at Brandeis] were laid end to end, I wouldnt be the slightest bit surprised.','Dorothy Parker');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('If I dont drive around the park, Im pretty sure to make my mark. If Im in bed each night by ten, I may get back my looks again. If I abstain from fun and such, Ill probably amount to much; But I shall stay the way I am, Because I do not give a damn.','Dorothy Rothschild Parker');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('If you want to see what God thinks of money, just look at all the people He gave it to.','Dorothy Rothschild Parker');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('Into love and out again, Thus I went and thus I go. Spare your voice, and hold your pen: Well and bitterly I know All the songs were ever sung, All the words were ever said; Could it be, when I was young, Someone dropped me on my head?','Dorothy Rothschild Parker');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('Love is like quicksilver in the hand. Leave the fingers open and it stays. Clutch it, and it darts away.','Dorothy Rothschild Parker');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('Men seldom make passes At girls who wear glasses.','Dorothy Rothschild Parker');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('My love runs by like a day in June, And he makes no friends of sorrows. Hell tread his galloping rigadoon In the pathway or the morrows. Hell live his days where the sunbeams start Nor could storm or wind uproot him. My own dear love, he is all my heart - And I wish somebodyd shoot him.','Dorothy Rothschild Parker');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('My love, hes mad, and my love, hes fleet, And a wild young wood-thing bore him! The ways are fair to his roaming feet, And the skies are sunlit for him. As sharply sweet to my heart he seems As the fragrance of acacia. My own dear love, he is all my dreams - And I wish he were in Asia.','Dorothy Rothschild Parker');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('My own dear love, he is strong and bold And he cares not what comes after. His words ring sweet as a chime of gold, And his eyes are lit with laughter. He is jubilant as a flag unfurled - Oh, a girl, shed not forget him. My own dear love, he is all my world - And I wish Id never met him.','Dorothy Rothschild Parker');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('Oh, life is a glorious cycle of song, A medley of extemporanea; And love is a thing that can never go wrong; And I am Marie of Roumania.','Dorothy Rothschild Parker');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('One more drink and Id be under the host.','Dorothy Parker');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('Razors pain you; Rivers are damp; Acids stain you; And drugs cause cramp. Guns arent lawful; Nooses give; Gas smells awful; You might as well live.','Dorothy Rothschild Parker');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('Say my love is easy had, Say Im bitten raw with pride, Say I am too often sad - Still behold me at your side. Say Im neither brave nor young, Say I woo and coddle care, Say the devil touched my tongue - Still you have my heart to wear. But say my verses do not scan, And I get me another man!','Dorothy Rothschild Parker');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('That woman speaks eight languages and cant say no in any of them.','Dorothy Rothschild Parker');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('The best way to keep children at home is to make the home atmosphere pleasant, and let the air out of their tires.','Dorothy Rothschild Parker');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('The ladies men admire, Ive heard, Would shudder at a wicked word. Their candle gives a single light; Theyd rather stay at home at night. They do not keep awake till three, Nor read erotic poetry. They never sanction the impure, Nor recognize an overture. They shrink from powders and from paints ... So far, Ive had no complaints.','Dorothy Rothschild Parker');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('The only "ism" Hollywood believes in is plagiarism.','Dorothy Rothschild Parker');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('Theres little in taking or giving, Theres little in water or wine: This living, this living, this living, Was never a project of mine. Oh, hard is the struggle, and sparse is The gain of the one at the top, For art is a form of catharsis, And love is a permanent flop, And work is the province of cattle, And rests for a clam in a shell, So Im thinking of throwing the battle - Would you kindly direct me to hell?','Dorothy Rothschild Parker');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('This is not a novel to be tossed aside lightly. It should be thrown with great force.','Dorothy Rothschild Parker');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('This novel is not to be tossed lightly aside, but hurled with great force.','Dorothy Parker');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('When asked to use the word horticulture in a sentence: You can lead a horticulture, but you cant make her think.','Dorothy Rothschild Parker');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('Who was there had seen us Wouldnt bid him run? Heavy lay between us All our sires had done. There he was, a-springing Of a pious race, Setting hags a-swinging In a market-place; Sowing turnips over Where the poppies lay; Looking past the clover, Adding up the hay; Shouting through the Spring song, Clumping down the sod; Toadying, in sing-song, To a crabbed god. There I was, that came of Folk of mud and name- I that had my name of Them without a name. Up and down a mountain Streeled my silly stock; Passing by a fountain, Wringing at a rock; Devil-gotten sinners, Throwing back their heads, Fiddling for their dinners, Kissing for their beds. Not a one had seen us Wouldnt help him flee. Angry ran between us Blood of him and me. How shall I be mating Who have looked above- Living for a hating, Dying of a love?','Dorothy Rothschild Parker');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('You can lead a horticulture but you cant make her think.','Dorothy Parker');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('The intelligent man is one who has successfully fulfilled many accomplishments, and is yet willing to learn more.','Ed Parker');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('Wealth and want equally harden the human heart.','Theodore Parker');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('Expenditures rise to meet income.','Parkinsons Second Law');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('Work expands to fill the time available for its completion.','Parkinsons First Law');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('The chief product of an automated society is a widespread and deepening sense of boredom.','Cyril Parkinson');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('As a rule, software systems do not work well until they have been used, and have failed repeatedly, in real applications.','Dave Parnas');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('The cure for boredom is curiosity. There is no cure for curiosity.','Ellen Parr');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('Youd be surprised how much it costs to look this cheap.','Dolly Parton');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('Aldous Huxley once said that an intellectual is a person whos found one thing thats more interesting than sex..... "Is it not true that sex degrades women....... if it is any good"','Alan Partridge, BBC Radio 4');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('Success is being nothing but a quote.','Andy Partridge');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('All the miseries of mankind come from one thing, not knowing how to remain alone.','Blaise Pascal');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('I have made this letter longer than usual because I lack the time to make it shorter. [Je nai fait celle-ci plus longue que parce que je nai pas eu le loisir de la faire plus courte.]','Blaise Pascal');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('If all men knew what others say of them, there would not be four friends in the world.','Blaise Pascal');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('Il vaut mieux savoir quelque chose de tout que tout savoir de quelque chose.','Blaise Pascal');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('It is the fight alone that pleases us, not the victory.','Pascal');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('Law, without force, is impotent.','Pascal');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('Men never do evil so completely and cheerfully as when they do it from religious conviction.','Blaise Pascal');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('The eternal silence of these infinite spaces frightens me.','Pascal');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('The heart has its reasons of which reason knows nothing.','Blaise Pascal');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('The last thing one knows is what to put first.','Pascal');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('The present is never our goal: the past and present are our means: the future alone is our goal. Thus, we never live but we hope to live; and always hoping to be happy, it is inevitable that we will never be so.','Blaise Pascal');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('Things are always at their best in the beginning.','Pascal');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('We conceal it from ourselves in vain... we must always love something. In those matters seemingly removed from love, the feeling is secretly to be found, and man cannot possibly live for a moment without it.','Blaise Pascal');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('We know the truth, not only by the reason, but also by the heart.','Blaise Pascal');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('Procrastination is the thief of time.','John Dos Pasos');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('Chance favours the trained mind.','Pasteur');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('In the fields of observation chance favours only the prepared mind.','Louis Pasteur');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('There are no such things as applied sciences, only applications of science.','Louis Pasteur');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('Success without honour is an unseasoned dish; it will satisfy your hunger, but it wont taste good.','Joe Paterno');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('Books, like friends, should be few and well chosen.','Samuel Paterson');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('Cry, the beloved country, for the unborn child that is the inheritor of our fear. Let him not love the earth too deeply... For fear will rob him of all if he gives too much.','Alan Paton');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('I have one great fear in my heart, that one day when they (the whites of South Africa) have turned to loving, they will find we (the blacks) are turned to hating.','Alan Paton');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('To give up the task of reforming society is to give up ones responsibility as a free man.','Alan Paton');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('What broke in a man when he could bring himself to kill another?','Alan Paton');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('Who knows what we live, and struggle, and die?... Wise men write many books, in words too hard to understand. But this, the purpose of our lives, the end of all our struggle, is beyond all human wisdom.','Alan Paton');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('A civil servant is sometimes like a broken cannon it wont work and you cant fire it.','George S Patton, Jr');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('A pint of sweat, saves a gallon of blood.','General George S Patton');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('If a man does his best, what else is there?','George S Patton');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('If everybody is thinking alike, then somebody isnt thinking.','George S Patton, Jr');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('Never tell people how to do things. Tell them what to do and they will surprise you with their ingenuity.','George S Patton');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('No poor bastard ever won a war by dying for his country. He won it by making other bastards die for their country.','George Smith Patton');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('The object of war is not to die for your country but to make the other bastard die for his.','General George Patton');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('Watch what people are cynical about, and one can often discover what they lack.','George S Patton');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('If a person wants to be atheistic its his God-given right to be an atheist.','Michael Patton');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('I know the answer! The answer lies within the heart of all mankind! The answer is twelve? I think Im in the wrong building.','Peppermint Patty');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('Success is the result of behaviour that completely contradicts the usual expectations about the behaviour of a successful person.','Felix R Paturi');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('The amount of success is in inverse proportion to the effort in attaining success.','Felix R Paturi');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('The more sand that has escaped from the hourglass of our life, the clearer we should see through it.','Jean Paul');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('If someone had told me I would be Pope one day, I would have studied harder.','Pope John Paul, I');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('This isnt right. This isnt even wrong.','Wolfgang Pauli');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('The best way to have a good idea is to have lots of ideas.','Linus Pauling');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('Assuming that either the left wing or the right wing gained control of the country, it would probably fly around in circles.','Pat Paulsen');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('The Phocians were deprived of their share in the Delphic sanctuary and in the Hellenic assembly, and their votes were given by the Amphictyons to the Macedonians.','Pausanias, description of Greece');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('They say that these were the tribes collected by Amphiktyon himself in the Hellenic Assembly: ... the Macedonians joined and the entire Phocian race ... In my day there were thirty members: six each from Nikopolis, Macedonia and Thessaly ...','Pausanias');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('No woman marries for money; they are all clever enough, before marrying a millionaire, to fall in love with him first.','Cesare Pavese');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('To know the world one must construct it.','Cesare Pavese');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('Solitude is the profoundest fact of the human condition. Man is the only being who knows he is alone.','Octavio Paz');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('Getting people to like you is only the other side of liking them.','Norman Vincent Peale');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('Its always too early to quit.','Norman Vincent Peale');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('Listen ... strange women lying around in ponds, distributing swords is no basis for a system of government! Supreme executive power derives from a mandate from the masses, not from some farcical aquatic ceremony!','Dennis the Peasant');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('You cant expect to wield supreme executive power just because some watery tart threw a sword at you!','Dennis the Peasant');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('Nirvana or lasting enlightenment or true spiritual growth can be achieved only through persistent exercise of real love.','M Scott Peck');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('Until you value yourself, you wont value your time. Until you value your time, you will not do anything with it.','M Scott Peck');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('I never make stupid mistakes. Only very, very clever ones.','John Peel');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('The solution to the problem changes the problem.','Peers Law');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('I love mankind, its people I cant stand.','Linus Van Pelt');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('Life is like nothing Ive ever seen.','Arthur Penn');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('No pain, no palm; no thorns, no throne; no gall, no glory, no glory; no cross, no crown.','William Penn');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('The tallest trees are most in the power of the winds, and ambitious men of the blasts of fortune.','William Penn');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('To be innocent is to be not guilty; but to be virtuous is to overcome our evil inclinations.','William Penn');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('Truth often suffers more by the heat of its defenders than the arguments of its opposers.','William Penn');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('Ambition, idly vain; revenge and malice swell her train.','Penrose');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('Public office is the last refuge of a scoundrel.','Boies Penrose');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('Computers are immensely powerful tools that will achieve even greater powers in the future. Incredibly powerful computers, yes. But as for replicating human intelligence, they are the delusion of the empiress new mind.','Roger Penrose');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('Think, or be damned.','Bryan Penton');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('Life is like riding a bicycle; you dont fall off unless you stop pedalling.','Claude Pepper');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('Mighty proud I am that I am able to have a spare bed for my friends.','Samuel Pepys');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('Pretty witty Nell.','Samuel Pepys');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('Learning is what most adults will do for a living in the 21st century.','Bob Perelman');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('Their [the waiters] eyes sparkled and their pencils flew as she proceeded to eviscerate my wallet - pate, Whitstable oysters, a sole, filet mignon, and a favourite salad of the Nizam of Hyderabad made of shredded five-pound notes.','S J Perelman');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('Practice is everything.','Periander');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('The bigger they are, the harder they hit.','Perkins Postulate');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('You can measure a programmers perspective by noting his attitude on the continuing viability of FORTRAN.','Alan Perlis');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('Most people give up just when theyre about to achieve success. They quit on the one yard line. They give up at the last minute of the game one foot from a winning touchdown.','H Ross Perot');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('He conquers who endures.','Persius');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('Hardware: the parts of a computer that can be kicked.','Jeff Pesis');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('All science is concerned with the relationship of cause and effect. Each scientific discovery increases mans ability to predict the consequences of his actions and thus his ability to control future events.','Laurence J Peter');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('Equal opportunity means everyone will have a fair chance at being incompetent.','Laurence J Peter');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('Fortune knocks but once, but misfortune has much more patience.','Laurence J Peter');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('If at first you dont succeed, try something else.','Laurence J Peter');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('In every hierarchy, whether it be government or business, each employee tends to rise to his level of incompetence; every post tends to be filled by an employee incompetent to execute its duties.','Laurence J Peter');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('Many live by their wits but few by their wit.','Laurence J Peter');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('Originality is the fine art of remembering what you hear but forgetting where you heard it.','Laurence J Peter');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('Slump, and the world slumps with you. Push, and you push alone.','Laurence J Peter');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('Today, if you are not confused, you are just not thinking clearly.','U Peter');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('To be able to say how much love, is love but little.','Petrarch');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('Wear the old coat and buy the new book.','Austin Phelps');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('Some mornings it just doesnt seem worth it to gnaw through the leather straps.','Emo Philips');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('Christianity is a battle, not a dream.','Wendell Phillips');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('Difference of religion breeds more quarrels than difference of politics.','Wendell Phillips');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('Boredom, after all, is a form of criticism.','William Phillips');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('The universe is full of magical things, patiently waiting for our wits to grow sharper.','Eden Phillpotts');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('Ah, good taste, what a dreadful thing! Taste is the enemy of creativity.','Pablo Picasso');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('Anything new, anything worth doing, cant be recognized. People just dont have that much vision.','Pablo Picasso');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('Bad artists copy. Good artists steal.','Pablo Picasso');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('Computers are useless, they can only give you answers.','Pablo Picasso');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('Drink to me.','Last words of Pablo Picasso');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('Every child is an artist. The problem is how to remain an artist once he grows up.','Pablo Picasso');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('Everyone wants to understand painting. Why is there no attempt to understand the song of the birds?','Pablo Picasso');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('Give me a museum and Ill fill it.','Pablo Picasso');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('God is really only another artist. He invented the giraffe, the elephant and the cat. He has no real style, He just goes on trying other things.','Pablo Picasso');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('I do not seek, I find.','Pablo Picasso');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('Id like to live as a poor man with lots of money.','Pablo Picasso');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('Some painters transform the sun into a yellow spot, others transform a yellow spot into the sun.','Pablo Picasso');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('The artist is a receptacle for the emotions that come from all over the place: from the sky, from the earth, from a scrap of paper, from a passing shape, from a spiders web.','Pablo Picasso');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('There is no abstract art. You must always start with something. Afterward you can remove all traces of reality.','Pablo Picasso');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('We all know that art is not truth. Art is the lie that makes us realize truth ... at least the truth that is given us to understand.','Pablo Picasso');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('Work is a necessity for man. Man invented the alarm clock.','Pablo Picasso');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('Up men to your posts! Dont forget today that you are from old Virginia.','Gen. George Pickett');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('First you harmonize, then you customize.','Wilson Pickett');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('The two most common elements in the universe are hydrogen and stupidity. But not in that order.','Brian Pickrell');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('Sex is like bridge: If you dont have a good partner, you better have a good hand.','Charles Pierce');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('There is one thing even more vital to science than intelligent methods; and that is, the sincere desire to find out the truth, whatever it may be.','Charles Sanders Pierce');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('Success provides more opportunities to say things than the number of things a pundit has worth saying.','Douglas Pike');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('Success is overrated. Incompetence is what we should revere it marks us off from animals.','Stephen Pile');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('Worldwide practice of Conservation and the fair and continued access by all nations to the resources they need are the two indispensable foundations of continuous plenty and of permanent peace.','Gifford Pinchot');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('There is a mortal breed most full of futility. In contempt of what is at hand, they strain into the future, hunting impossibilities on the wings of ineffectual hopes.','Pindar');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('What we do for ourselves dies with us. What we do for others and the world remains and is immortal.','Albert Pine');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('Sometimes democracy must be bathed in blood.','Augusto Pinochet');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('In bed my real love has always been the sleep that rescued me by allowing me to dream.','Luigi Pirandello');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('It is a puzzling thing. The truth knocks on the door and you say, Go away, Im looking for the truth. and so it goes away. Puzzling.','Robert M Pirsig');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('The only Zen you find on the tops of mountains is the Zen you bring up there.','Robert M Pirsig');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('The man who follows the crowd will usually get no further than the crowd. The man who walks alone is likely to find himself in places no one has ever been.','Alan Ashley-Pitt');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('Necessity is the plea of every infringement of human freedom. It is the argument of tyrants; it is the creed of slaves.','William Pitt');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('The measure of a man is what he does with power.','Pittacus');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('Education belongs preeminently to the church ... neutral or lay schools from which religion is excluded are contrary to the fundamental principles of education.','Pope Pius, XI');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('One Galileo in two thousand years is enough.','Pope Pius, XII');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('A new scientific truth does not triumph by convincing its opponents and making them see the light, but rather because its opponents eventually die, and a new generation grows up that is familiar with it.','Max Planck');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('... But when The Peoples Champion has disposed of foreign enemies by conquest or treaty, and there is nothing to fear from them, then he is always stirring up some war or other, in order that the people may require  leader.','Plato');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('And what is good, Phaedrus? And what is not good? Need we ask anyone to tell us these things?','Plato');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('As empty vessels make the loudest sound, so they that have least with are the greatest babblers.','Plato');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('Astronomy compels the soul to look upwards and leads us from this world to another.','Plato');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('At the touch of love everyone becomes a poet.','Plato');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('Attention to health is lifes greatest hindrance.','Plato');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('Bodily exercise, when compulsory, does no harm to the body; but knowledge which is acquired under compulsion obtains no hold on the mind.','Plato');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('Democracy, which is a charming form of government, full of variety and disorder, and dispensing a sort of equality to equals and unequals alike.','Plato');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('God is truth and light his shadow.','Plato');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('He was a wise man who invented God.','Plato');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('I exhort you also to take part in the great combat, which is the combat of life, and greater than every other earthly combat.','Plato');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('Ignorance of all things is an evil neither terrible nor excessive, nor yet the greatest of all; but great cleverness and much learning, if they be accompanied by a bad training, are a much greater misfortune.','Plato');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('Knowledge is true opinion.','Plato');
INSERT INTO Quotes (Quote,Author) VALUES('Love..... a grave mental disease.','Plato');